Man Obsessed With Love Dolls Treats Them Better Than His Wife

oh why is leatherface on the countertop we haven't even started yet where's the egg i'm already horny hello everybody i'm cemetoskin and this is the beautiful and wonderful jacksepticeye thank you very much for joining us today oh so beautiful no problem i'm glad to be here i can't wait to look at dolls like you're you're pretty much the only person that i that that i've done any video with the camera looks better than mine you know it's called money and you just gotta put money into it that's what i'm doing wrong oh we are checking out my crazy obsession and bob owns over 240 love dolls jack jack have you ever had a love doll before you know i have not they're kind of freaky though aren't they yeah they're a little weird looking like i don't i'm not too sure exactly which kind we'll be dealing with here like the the ones that look very well i say very lifelike but you know they attempt to look lifelike are the ones that are just like straight up you blow air into yeah because like love dolls from back when we were growing up that you'd see in movies and stuff were just like the old face all the time and they were just full of air but nowadays they have like full-on like replicants [Laughter] oh england we're in the arizona norway this is fort knox for sex talk oh god okay i'd like to play a game oh god [Laughter] i don't know if you need a blowtorch for sex dolls look at it i wasn't doing anything oh hey honey uh yeah just um just i was just here with wife four number 180 here you know again she needs to tune up it's time for you to come in for your teeth oh righto oh right oh this is bob gibbons let me just come on let's go girl wait so was he just getting ready to like do the business or like what does he do with these sex dolls i don't know i don't know like what does he need to blow torch for maybe he plays poker with them or something that's not actually sex dolls this is his wife lizzy please they have the largest love doll collection in the world [Laughter] oh as a drummer i am very offended [Music] i don't know what's worse the dollar the fact that that drum kit is a piece of [ __ ] look how like her arm is like oh my god this is some like rubber hose sort of like old animation mickey mouse i'm i think i'm most surprised that he's married honestly that that is my baby maybe she's into it too maybe we're the weirdo is for not getting it like if you can share an obsession with someone for the rest of your life oh my god yeah i'm just i'm whenever it shows everything like this my imagination starts working like walking into this dude's house and you just see all these things like yeah come on in and they're all sitting on the couch staring at you yeah it's like which one's bob [Laughter] we have over 240 loved dolls that includes the blow up variety as well solid dolls this is an absolute horror show oh god oh the blue they got the blow up doll variety they got the cushy ones fabric just silicone oh miranda oh my [ __ ] love doll what is i don't know if i wanted to talk is he making some over here on like a left and right no why does the one in the top left in the back look like sully from monsters inc in this reflection oh got brenda down here ooh trans ooh big brenda these silicone dolls are also known as sex dolls and they're part of the estimated 15 billion dollar sex toy industry jesus a majority of people 15 bit what is he about to stick his fingers why are we making youtube videos i know right 15 billion [Music] a majority of people buy love dolls for sex oh but that's not the case with bob oh he bites it for the dental work i don't know that's that's creepy too there's your thumbnail right there just go up here play with your mouth a little bit weird did he say he doesn't use them for uh i think so i love dolls for sex but that's not the case with bob then why why just for the for the hell of it because he's got to support the industry you know struggling i've never made love or had sex with a doll at all that's that's not what i do i don't i don't believe him not even a little bit very don't believe him press x to doubt right there i don't know about that one bro i just do it to collect them i just like to look at it i just collect them for the articles really i wonder how much i wonder how much you spend on these things holy crap i don't want to think about it i buy the dolls because i collect dolls that's my thing these syllables because of that one that one's just like oh yeah whatever dude that one is screaming at your lies right now i get it if you don't want to have sex with a sex doll and there are people who just collect things for not what i mean people collect pokemon cards not to play pokemon sex dolls there's plenty of other dolls yeah these things cost a fortune right i mean the whole thing is like you know if he's not hurting anyone sure that's fine we don't want to shame him but there are some things you should be ashamed of and maybe having a house fill these dolls i don't know man you gotta have a bit of fun bob just go for it huge containers like what is like this oh man yeah if your house is galvanizing it and behind that galvanize is ten sex dolls it's a little different can cost upwards of 4 500 new that price includes the lingerie instructions and a flower that represents the doll's virginity oh you're gonna de-flower your oh my god how much how much does the flower cost in that transaction can i get without the flower a little cheaper you know only four thousand dollars oh instructions and a flower okay instead i'm just this is how you use your doll instructions onto your dick stuck in flowers that represents the doll's virginity the cost of the collection well exposing around look are you saying he hadn't used that doll right there look at that lipstick red the lipstick smeared bob like she's seen some things dude the cost of the collection well exposing around about 150 000. why is that one cosplaying as akira in the background i don't know but he just said he spent a hundred and fifty thousand dollars on his collection and the dude lives in like the shack on the hill you know yeah maybe maybe these things are worth a fortune in like 10 years maybe that's like a psa 10 section oh my god we're going to like be having like streams of opening up our sex doll packs i'm not i don't think we're far off we're in the hot tub manner right now so we're one step closer but even with three like there's even like a picture here like like that one that one that one's naked here's an article up on the shelf above it get something soon doll get well soon sex doll is hang on this one's like several people and then a doll here on the end or is that a little girl i don't know this is there's this is a rabbit hole again oh god i haven't watched this the whole way through so if he has like dead bodies in the back or something i wouldn't be surprised it's going to take a turn really store these 240 dolls can be a challenge bob and lizzy keep them everywhere in the living room kitchen and a dozen in the spirit can we go back did you see that did you see what i saw is that a baby a baby what that's a whole family like i get that that's just a regular doll but you need to like specify yeah yeah it's kind of like the and then oh but chris hansen's about to walk into this dude like look dude take a seat take a big old seat bro all right jesus there's so much to unpack like we're only two minutes in this clip oh he's gotta find places for all of his dolls he spent like a hundred and fifty thousand dollars on this worth more than his house like yeah even i've seen the strange addiction where the dude has like balloons in his house yeah and he just doesn't have room for them he has less balloons than this kind of stuff he doesn't have room for like his i don't know his freaking luggage here i don't know what's in these boxes here he's kind of like packed up in this truck that's in his garage and uh dolls everywhere that's the first one i want to know if he oh jesus oh my god this is where the drummer is there's like a whole little room just for the the drummer doll god they also found an unusual storage method what is all this stuff back here it's like is there a butt on the right yeah that is a but it's like he's taxi and all this equipment he's like trying to grow his own sex dog yeah he's like frankenstein frankenstein exactly frankenstein and his sex dolls maybe his wife isn't real maybe she's a sex dog she's the first successful experiment holy crap oh my god they also found an unusual storage method it's called okay no okay all right now yeah no because it's a nice secure box to put them in that's it or like those red boxes on the right why is there like a vial with feet there's too much like it's like a whole freaking body behind glass oh my god it's like death stranding it's like the little fetus baby in the jar it's all grown up now okay all right all right all right bob okay bob yeah i see you man you put that lid on there you know oh god screw it down bury your six feet yeah it's not even like latched or anything you just put the top on he's like yep all right it'll never escape there and murder us i don't know this ass he lives with them bob please and although many women might regard these sex toys as a threat to their marriage lizzie his wife watching him where is she lizzy where are you they're watching them dance with a sex doll i every time i watch these i'm like okay how real is this oh my god yeah yeah i feel the exact same way as like they show up and the producers like okay but the either way these dolls were here there's no way they moved all these dolls in yeah it's not like they set them up they're not playing paid actors why does he dance with them i mean i wouldn't i wouldn't doubt it but the white people do something with them she's just sitting there so happy she's like oh yeah some good moves doing the walls whoa lizzy his wife sees them as a relationship saver the dolls are a way for bob and i to spend time together oh my god wait how how i don't know that's like going out to a park and being like it's just a nice place to stay private yeah i like to spend time with him while he's dancing with these dolls and the way she eyes on me oh gosh she reminded me of freaking sad fingers when she talked to it's just a way for us to spend time it's pretty good and they have kids with tea we didn't do anything much together that's not tea is that a tea yeah it's the same sort of stuff on the inside it's not exactly the same like orientation it's kind of like a chocolate lasagna you know it changed a lot once we've got the dolls thank you all right and one for mayfield [Music] there's a good question now do they all have individual names and does he know them all oh um i wouldn't doubt it i wanted to list them all maybe that's what the 20 minutes are oh my god i like to have a chat with the dolls oh god i say to them you're very naughty [Laughter] at least she's getting in on it all right the rabbit hole it just keeps going like i like to talk to them and they're very naughty and they're like yeah but we don't we we don't sleep with them we don't do that no no no maintaining their doll collection requires lots of tlc [Music] it takes about an hour to clean each doll with a mixture of mild soap and warm water an hour to clean the doll why they're not doing anything with them while they're so dirty clean them from what yeah bob what's going on why do you need to clean them for an hour what have you been doing with these dogs this is like his pride and joy it's locked away in the blue closet in here under salisa yeah we keep seeing the same ones over and over again i need to see all 240 in one shot it feels nice you feel the cheeks and then and that have to feel smooth and more like a human skin ah not feeling better about bob this is my favorite wood still this is like this it was just like a little durbzilla over here she's like hey it feels like taxidermy in a way yeah yeah yeah just the way he even explains it like oh yeah it's nice on the cheek it get like hair like a a human yeah this is like how the texas chainsaw massacre started oh my god this would be a great horror movie just wake up in a room after being knocked out out in the middle of the england you know farmland and there you are although each doll comes with its own hair eyes and face bob has purchased many extras because about one ah it's got teeth oh my god jesus that's what i feel right like right back here oh my goodness we call this one animatronica oh oh geez she's got like bolted to the to the little stand there yeah oh holy crap okay he's gonna there should be a horror movie about this this is gold the new face on then i put some water on the eyes before i put them in to lubricate them and then of course the next thing is put the wig on oh no amazing change amazing before and after wow oh i don't like it yeah don't forget that face oh no where's the teeth staying can you change the teeth you like like poke out a little bit too somebody call the police somebody she's got this uh there's so many so many moods here to the look she's given is like what the yeah exactly why why am i existing master what is my purpose all i feel is pain well we definitely don't sleep with you you know you just sit here look pretty that's it collection oh my god but for bob there is one special blonde jessica oh yes that bob paid eleven thousand dollars for oh jessica thousand dollars yeah what is it this is a garter belt yeah it looks like it looks like a leather helmet because the thing next to it looks like a medieval like knights helmet oh no she's going to battle 11 000 okay what okay what's the bells and whistles of jessica why is she worth 11 grand jessica has an internal heating system that can raise her temperature to a hot blooded 99.5 degrees zoom into her face she gets hot jessica comes with central heat jessica sounds like she's better at heating than the house he lives in definitely not for anything bad but she gets warm i don't have sex with her i just want to make that abundantly clear she just gets hot and i just look at her that's that's it which unfortunately increases her weight there's no way that one single guy is going to pick her up it's a two-man thing no i don't make fun of her you know she can't do anything about her weight you know how rude rude no wonder idea what it's like to have a radiator inside you no wonder he's not getting any from these dolls he's just so rude about the weight god stay away from them right here i had teddy bears and i still got my teddy bear now you know dolls were okay okay okay so it went from teddy bears teddy bear annabelle that okay we're starting to see where the rabbit hole starts this sort of like trauma and psychological aspects that come with all of this and the attachment something happened somewhere and just had a fascination with well wonder what it would be like to have one and looked on the internet the more he talks the more i'm just like yeah they're not for anything sexual at all right yeah would it be nice to have one or 240 yeah yeah is he using like windows xp i don't know it's like bolted to the wall [Laughter] the first one i got was um beverly which is sat behind in the white dress oh wait this one which one which one's better oh yeah probably the bottom one he's in a white dress okay you know when you're a collector it does become a bit of an object oh oh my eyes are up here but oh they also have their flowers though so he's a man of his work yeah i know this is starting to wilt a little bit i don't know she might need a new flower bob bob is still on the lookout for new and slightly used dolls with fresh faces and interesting expressions oh slightly used interesting expressions cuts to this it's like bro [Laughter] yeah you want this this is very much a bruh face wash me out dude trust me oh i've seen some things most used sex dials can be bought at a discount for obvious reasons your virgin has she ever been first yeah a couple of times i see then no hands up yeah well used you say ah yes like how much what's the mileage even like hearing this guy on the phone like if you're on the other end talking to him he sounds like a guy that'd be looking for a dog it's like bob gibbons here it's like yeah i know oh yeah no but you've called 700 times in the last year if the doll was still a virgin it could be worth nearly 6 500 but since she's been used sparingly bob negotiates to pay only 4 600. wow jeez it's like 2 grand off i'm telling you this is pokemon trading characters holy crap that's not a psa 10. how do you even how do you how do you know how do you yeah how do you know is there like a oh bob knows is there like a seal of like purity or something that they she doesn't have to flower anymore again the flower's gone the flower dies once she's been used it's magical it's just gonna wilts and dies like yeah also bob if you're not into like the sexual aspect of it and all that which fair enough maybe you're not why why are they all like female sex dolls that's a good point bob and lizzy are not shy about bringing the dolls out of the house oh my look he puts his wife in the back seat okay it's a crying to impersonate police but she it's just a doll it's okay you got the air freshener back here for his stinky wife yeah maybe maybe he just wants to carpool everywhere he goes yeah i can use the carpool lane now hooray it's quite a bit of fun really seeing the reaction of people several times she makes me uncomfortable i don't know she's maybe she really was a doll that he brought to life the country fair music lessons mowing the lawn so they can take pictures and later post them on the internet for other love doll collectors to enjoy it's all starting to make a little more sense yeah it's all for their their internet cred you know yeah there are dozens of them can dozens today they're taking justine out for a jaunt in her naughty police girl outfit and of course they know the perfect backdrop to take a few pictures the local police station no way [Laughter] arrest these people please do not lock them away come on more keep going well they help rattle it bob keep coming yeah keep coming i just sort of turned her like that so bowl legging did the police know this happened i don't know i'm waiting for someone to come out and be like hey hey get out of here we told you 16 times already not in front of the station okay oh my god smile justine [Applause] oh jesus the fuzz you can't do this here oh yeah okay cheers bye okay okay bro you can't do this here okay but we already did we're getting out of here see ya we got our pictures buying love dolls secondhand is risky business because you're never really sure what condition schiller when you see these what do you think of like immediate video game right like someone just going down shoot these and blow them up they're there for a reason brand new dolls here we go we get the whole unboxing experience oh my god oh god yeah just like the guy's head oh she's so pretty bob and lizzy so for game you got the like the look on someone's face when you wake them up they're like bro excuse me the combat gone dude i'm looking i'm slightly used all right where am i at now then wash her thoroughly from neck to toe oh okay pop her head off yeah i have to tell her just patrick drawing oh yeah pet her drive she needed that she really needed that oh god you see all that stuff he said slightly used but i don't know if you've ever watched this one what what what's this tall paper all doing here it's hanging out you sit here you like rest your hair the toilet paper roll i don't then rub talcum powder all over her body to make the silicone feel more like real skin oh yeah make her feel real don't put her and then for good measure wrap some lotion on your skin oh my lotion oh you don't even take care of my own skin this one no they're like she even asked doll can i put some lotion on your skin that's that's in silence of the lambs yeah yeah it puts the lotion on its skin or it also gets the hose again and then finally to welcome her into the family name her they do have names he's got a name let's see the process how do you go about it i'll give her a kiss okay then okay really good and i'm really pleased oh what is it jack what is it nothing how do you feel i'm fine it's just the name anna marie i just don't agree with it she looks more like a rebecca to me yeah like a susie maybe i don't know yeah yeah thought really that we would probably have you know 240 levels no i can't understand why uh never thought that would happen never my life bob i've never never been intimate with a doll it's not what i do doll [Laughter] look they're not harming anybody and i always i always feel a little bad like judging these types of things because you like whatever man you could be doing a lot worse things with your time yeah well if they didn't want to be judged they wouldn't have like made a freaking tlc show and agreed to go on it i guess oh man when your husband takes a bit of care of the doll he does you ugh yeah she's in the back seat yeah she's a deodorizer he's dancing with dancing with the dolls and she's like oh this is lovely i love this so much yes he lets me stay in the house if i support him what a man i still don't think he is 240. i think that that's just put there for the sake of the title and let's not count like every single little box around the house because there's a bunch of little boxes they had like a whole show right but they're actual why are they not in the open did you buy another one are they the blowup ones i never really explained what happened other than just like i like teddy bears and i like their face and look they were drinking water with penguin bars like something's obviously like there was a lot to take in okay let's freaking end it jesus christ thank you guys very much for watching leave a like in this video if you liked it of course you guys know who jack is but if you haven't ever watched the forest jacksepticeye check him out it's a great dude today's your birthday happy birthday stay toasty my friends and i love you and i love you more not as much as dude loves his dolls no one could ever love anything as much as he loves dolls it's just a way for us to spend time

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[u/MelancholicHarlequin]

Nah, that’s top grade Extinction. Humanity(his wife) is replaced by unfeeling machines of our own creation (the dolls)