My Parents Got Divorced Because I Was Too Ugly - BitLife

top of morning to all you ladies out there welcome to your life we're starting a brand new life together I hope you're excited about it I am very excited about this life that's so great because we're not in a together let's get let's get a life going together shall we we're playing a game called bit life I did something a little while ago called something played a game called imagine life times where we got to build out our life together I dated my teacher things got very weird very quickly so this is a mobile game called bit life where you get to do basically the same thing I got it and I tried it out a tiny little bit just to see what it was like but we're gonna start a new life together we're gonna start Patty's life I'm creating a character called patty Fitzpatrick he's from Ireland in Shannon Shannon's not a county in Ireland so I don't know why II to just pick from there they're probably like Oh Irish people Shannon got it okay let's start Patty's life together okay patty you're already off to a bad start you're already making all our nights happiness 86% health is an 89% smarts or 93% I'm smarter as a newborn baby day old infant than I am in real life at almost 30 years old but the looks are at 15% that's not great now 50% is not good we're gonna have to grow into her faces okay like I didn't real life as well anyway when I was born it looked like it was carved from a sport most Irish people look like took care from rocks anyway so penny Fitzpatrick aged 0 years I was born a male in Shannon Ireland I was conceived on a camping trip how romantic my birthday is April 24th and I'm a Taurus all right we're gonna let that slide all right it's Airy season so we're gonna see if this will even work my father is William Fitzpatrick and army enlistee my mother is Isabella Doherty a travel agent hi hi prospects high hopes right what do we do infant what can I do as an infant not a whole lot in infants can't do anything I have zero assets because I'm 0 years old I have a bank balance of zero as well because let's face it babies don't need money let's age you up okay age one my father has promoted was promoted to sergeant first guys my mother's been promoted to general manager that's great what about me okay my stats kinda went up my looks went up 1% I thought you were supposed to be really cute as a baby it's partly a man an ugly [ __ ] I chase lights in two years old the monetary suffering from the flu what am I supposed to do vaccination your mother is taking you to the doctor's office to get vaccinated vaccinate your kids okay this shouldn't be a thing of if and or' just do it throw a tantrum bite her or try and stay calm I'll try and stay calm because I'm an icehole child you know what that's boring I'm not going to live the life that they already had alright we're in this life together recorded we're gonna mess stuff up we're gonna have fun we're gonna have lived the life that we want basically I'm picking all the shots anyway so whatever you say in the comments after this doesn't matter because I've done it anyway I remain cam when my mother took me to the doctor's office to get vaccinated ah good lad can I do anything else I went up 17% though our relationships relationships with my mother and father are good that's that's my tea break up your mother and father have ended their relationship what already at 3 years old and I have to deal in the divorce Jesus was it me am I in the problem is it because me looks only at 18% my parents wanted me to actually be a good-looking baby and I'm not so they got divorced I broke up my parents marriage by being so Oakley my father's been promoted to Master Sergeant my mother and father ended their relationship you hate to see it happen Lance all right I'm 4 years old is anything happening to me yet no I'm just gonna keep it up until I can go to school when your mother has married your new stepfather John Murray a 28 year old trucker they rented the elephant festivals for the brownie pudding ha ha ha and people said romance is dead chivalry is dead but are getting divorced at a tree year old son and then John Murray's out here as a trucker bringing me roses at the elephant festival for their honeymoon what a mad laughs oh no he has lots of money but no kindness that's not really the ratio that you want in those Chad Murray your stepfather how did you have a stepfather you're wondering how to address it what do you call them named John Murray we called him Murray let me call him John Murray hey John Murray I'm sick can I go to school maybe we should call him dude I'm do my mom later dude all right I've grown into me face a small vision about 21% no well what would you rate this leave leave your rating of my face in the comments below it better be high or my self-esteem is not gonna be able to handle it it's later addressed my new stepfather is dude and now we're in school we're six years old in school primary school so let's see what can we do in school ah drop out drop out of primary school ha ha ha I kinda want to stare at school you know my parents got divorced when I was three it's a hard life I probably got caught a group to be great all right who's in my class Oliva hajar tight-fitting Sadie lynch robin o'reilly robert race ponce ortega great name Kyle O'Toole he was a tool evil tool they're brother and sister cousins Aoife Roberts Alex Driscoll I should've got you guys to try and pronounce this name that's Eva hey oh I Fe Eva grant only misses a Triscuit mrs. Driscoll doesn't like me though why not what did I do I'm only new in classes because because I haven't grown into my face yet this is because I'm an ugly [ __ ] all right let's complement her you told your teacher mrs. Driscoll that she's fly yeah that's that's the way Irish people talk what's up teacher later dude yeah your superfight awesome yeah I dig it it's not how I urge people talk it'd be like mrs. Driscoll you're deadly by your class all right what else should we do can I do anything else let's just age up for now age 7 family vacation your mother wants to take you on a family road trip around Ireland that sounds lovely it looks going on round trip bro no well at 7 years old I don't think I would want to do be appreciative complain but go fused to go or complain but I'd go anyway you know I I want to see my country in the heritage I'm not happy about it was stupid you mother took you on a family road trip around well [ __ ] her anyway next time she asks me goes truly you're not gonna let her dictate what I'm doing alright what else can be doing right class how am i doing what everybody else I should Jase lads its grand who do I want to who do we want to size up maybe clay law tool maybe we don't mess with him are you sure you want to mess with classmate Kyle ah yeah I couldn't resist you blew a spitball right on your classmate Kyle's throat oh into his throat gross I said I wanted to mess it up not give him a infection you only have a 22% face your looks are a 22 percent you can't afford to be going around spitting stuff down lads throats widow baby went to the principal home he snitched on you to the headmaster mrs. Evans Oh looks like I'm gonna have to break little Cairo's egg coops oh [ __ ] Headmaster's office you've been sent to the headmaster mrs. Evans's office for messing with another shoot what would you do I'm gonna argue with her I mean no holds barred cleaning young lad you know I'm not called for in life after my dad left goes the army and then they stepped out as a lot of money but he's not kind at all let me mother brought me around early didn't open up I used on top so are you sure you want to argue with headmaster hell yeah there's problems at home and I need help shakin it be boots the headmaster mrs. Evans told you that she has confidence that you will turn things around you know what that's good that's a good headmaster even though I'm being a little bollocks she turned around and she had my back now she wants to help me out you know I feel bad for being a troubled youth Kyle doesn't like me anymore though and I'm kind of okay with it you know what we will do with a start AVO tool is she related to Kyle because I'm gonna flirt with her if I prefer and mess with him but family's not gonna know what's going on you passed a note to your classmate Ava in class her receptiveness oh not great we're looking for greens here Ava we're not looking for reds we're not a red kinda guy my face is already in the red my happiness is about to head there next all right with a job troublemaker your tires made punts just let off a stink bomb in the middle of a test what will you do what are we gonna do god the choices are laugh at him report him to the headmaster ignore his antics a rumble wouldn't come on what are you my eight I think I'm eight years old I think I'm gonna laugh at him yeah hell yeah that's good I am growing into my face though that's good you see this in my twenty three percent little higher that'll be a quarter of the way there to perfection all right what else can I do with my class is class is boring can I want to drop out of school interact with your teachers ah here we go mrs. Evans headmaster what'll I do with her suck up to her you left a lollipop on a headmaster mrs. Evans's desk as a gift that's not sucking up to your teacher do you know what sucking up means just cuz a lot you just cuz you suck on a lollipop does not mean you to suck up to your teacher just been giving one to her to make any sense you should go in and say like uh Jess mrs. Evans you're looking grand today house those ankles and novia you know it's been fierce higher than you after since Jimmy left whatever should I spend time with me stepdad I probably should shouldn't I spend time with him or go to the movies let's spend time with him let's see what he's into leave me alone you asked your stepfather to go with make friendship bracelets but he refused you know a party I'm not surprised go to make french friendship speaking English does it sound good all right let's age over age night now baby sister already Jesus Christ mother calm down your mother and stepfather just had a baby girl named Faye your new half-sister Faye Murray John Murray your stepfather told you that he never knew how difficult being a parent could be until he met you what will you do I'm out here John you know baring my soul to you I'm out of here train to be alive trying to spend time with you trying to connect you know lad to lad potato it's a potato and you didn't want any and then you went off had sex with me motor no one has sex with my mother and gets away with it all right I might hey man insulting you don't belong here you called your stepfather brainless you could have gotten anything there buddy you could have gone with your a gobshite you're a loser you're a fool your needs no you ain't what a brainless whatever WTF he attacked you with a laser blaster but missed Oh what geez this is getting very violent there's domestic violence in my video games I'm not sure I like this wait did he train did he try and like shoot me with a laser out of the laser blaster or that he actually like throw the laser blazer blaster at me I'm trying to hit me in the head with her scream pistol whip me with the laser blaster I need you to tell me motor on him where's Isabella Isabella conversation you and your mother had a chat about whether or not students should wear uniforms that's not what I wanted to talk about you know what open it up to people as heard I'm a flirt with Kyle's sister again Oh your mother wants to fight you and your half-sister a pet Doberman named Jackson that sounds awesome I'm Jack and he would be my son Jackson hell yeah happiness yeah smart yeah craziness yes I want him yes mother I don't have a dog in real life because I travel too much right now and I will get a dog eventually and it's gonna be the best most wonderful time of my life but until then I'm gonna have to live out my fantasies in the game they will brought you a dog named Jackson for you and your half-sister really it's just for me I know you're buying it for me and my sister but I know what you're really up to mother it's cuz John doesn't like me alright let's get in with Ava again Ava let's pay her a compliment George has made Ava that she's golden she called you a dingbat we just nobody like me I visit the doctor see what the doctor has to say about me visit the emergency room seek Western medicine not seek Western medicine which local medical doctor will you visit dr. Lily Bennett or dr. Jacob Bern let's go with Lily Lily pellet Bennett has determined you are not currently suffering from any conditions so is everybody else's fault then really that's what you're telling me my relationship with everybody else is on the rocks but I am doing grant alright I'm eleven years old troublemaker your classmate Jack just came into class late and slammed the door I mean what you want me to do about am I gonna snitch on him no snitches get stitches I don't want stitches is horrible he's a terrible friend I don't wanna hang out with him ignore his antics whatever I'm trying to figure out my own life here oh I'm still at 24 percent look so my face isn't doing well with age I felt right as I came out of the womb I came out with the womb looking like this boy oh oh god I hit that one by accident you had a conversation with your classmate Ava about why Pharrell is better than Enrique Iglesias okay not the most riveting of conversations but we're in we have our foot in the door when Ava kite is gonna be upset what do we do with cayenne let's have a conversation with kind and see what happens strange start the conversation with your classmate Kyle about who will be next who will be the next UFC champion he called you an ass clown that sounds about right he's not wrong all right your friend a classmate Aaron tells you that he is going to fail your art he's going to figure out our teacher mrs. Sheen's class unless you let him cheat off you on the upcoming exam you do not want to cheat off me it's like the blind leading the blind I I was actually gonna cheat off somebody else help him study and say I'm helping him study well yeah you helped your classmate Aaron study for a test he failed the exam yeah again he would have failed and if he copied off me so it was a lose-lose situation I see this as an absolute loss Aaron Theron has the [ __ ] attention span of us shovel anyway so I was going to do with him shaking Aaron lights what are we gonna do schedule oh god I have stress I know what stress stress Sox stress stress in real life I don't what stress to meet games skips class and do something else I could just drop out of school and live my life as a clown like a ball who have activities know what I want to do we could do animal rights club I don't know what that is I can infer from the name basketball team choir cross-counter country team dance club diving team environment club foreign language still have golf lacrosse we don't have lacrosse in Ireland unless they've changed Ireland since I was there let's drink the soccer team the football team oh my athleticism is phenomenal only rivaled by my helped I'm going straight to the top I'm gonna be the Irish Ronaldo where do we start you success we try it out and we're selected for the juniors secondary school soccer team that my looks go up you know I you know what I'm gonna flirt with Ava again she's gonna like a bad boy you know you did the shoot dance move to try and impress your classmate Ava or receptive miss red lights even knows what's up your looks may be bad but as soon as you join your football team everyone's like oh yeah I'll have me some of that look at that fine young potato action oh no you have an opportunity to have your first kiss with the girl from your class named Ava O'Toole what will you do oh no oh me heart let's oh this is where the stress is coming away coming in run away from her no kiss her but definitely no tongue kiss Roberto you know what I do want to go like full alpha just like fully dominate this situation that's going on coming in as a 12 12 year old being like was or or am i 13 I've no idea what age I am life comes at you fast he looks just like Ava's face and I have to make a decision all right let's kiss her without tow I'm young I don't know what this thing does yet it compared to even to say words you tongue kissed AVO tool she tasted like hot dog oh she tasted like hot dog our dogs are awesome maybe not in a kiss I don't know if I'd want somebody taste like a hot dog in a case but that's good we gave a kiss to Ava look at that experience there's hair in this chest and I'm going to the big leagues I thought I told you not to talk kiss Ava though also did my looks go down I thought I was a twenty five percent at one point you know about twenty four percent what is going on oh god I signed up for social media what is going on with my small lad body my looks are down to 20 percent now I'm 14 years old I work for the Shannon Times deliver newspapers I'm on a football team I heard my first hot dog kiss but my looks are deteriorating fast my happiness is at a hundred percent my health is that 99 or my spirits are at a hundred percent life is going great except for right here maybe I have some sort of like second head or something going on that the game hasn't told me yet do you know what I'm going to prove that it's all about looks alright you could see this I didn't get anywhere in life because of my good looks that's perfectly sure I'm a talker that's what I do I'm a talker and I make the funny hats but this was getting me nowhere so I had to tire to diverge into different paths we're gonna do that for paddy Fitzpatrick in the next episode we had our first kiss though life is bloom and life is great life is good my looks just earned now we leave it in your hands where's patty going from here three each we make him the really bad ass bad boy or we make him go somewhere nice in life so what type of character are we going to make paddy Fitzpatrick you get to decide from this video for the next one so leave it down in the comments below what you want me to see what you want meat what you want to see me do with patty I can't even speak I told you this thing can't even say words also don't forget to leave a like on the video if you don't leave a like on the video then paddy Fitzpatrick's gonna come over and tongue kiss you like a hot dog also subscribe to the channel because we upload videos every single day and we have a lot of fun here together so until next time I will see you then don't know what that sign off is I bye [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Id: m0B0utZ4J84

Length: 18min 53sec (1133 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 22 2019