Perfectly Cut Screams #3

[Music] perfectly cut screens everybody you know them i do them but we all love them the last time i did videos on this you guys seem to really really like it so if you don't like this one i'm gonna have to come to your house and please like all the content i upload it takes a considerable amount of effort to uh to open up reddit and look at it and then make funny things happen this is beer by the way because i need to drink to get through my content anymore anyway what we got we're starting off with some good old fall guys now i've probably done quite a few screams playing fall guys myself so let's see what happens shall we put on your 3d glasses now oh you could've i died yes oh man i haven't had that happen to me yet but i really really wanted to i keep looking at other people who get bounced all over the map and flying this way and that way like [ __ ] spider-man i want to be able to do it i just have to use my raw skill and talent to get through the levels which works really well [Music] what the [ __ ] is this [Music] rick ashley i wasted all my money on only fans okay it started off really good but then it got kind of cringy towards the middle but still a perfectly good scream technically the truth i've seen this episode i know what happens oh hi honey brooklyn be ready in a minute very funny mom i know it's halloween nice fake hand [Laughter] man remember what modern family used to be good oh it hasn't been good for quite a while maybe things that go on for quite a while should just stop because they stopped being funny after a long time it was a self-deprecating joke you get it you guys are funny you guys get it you're in on the meme all right spoiled milk explosion in three two [Laughter] wait a spoiled milk explosion that's all spoiled milk is one of those smells that will immediately make me get sick on your child oh tom and jerry is cheating though if you put tom and jerry in there or jacksepticeye you're cheating the system c hey [Music] oh we need to look up tom and jerry screams the og [Music] but i could just i could watch tom and jerry today and i'd still be just as happy it's so good let's meet me i [ __ ] don't have to okay i found a way out thank god [ __ ] you little spider there's two angry gamers these guys are great i love them their content is wonderful go watch them not right now finish watching this video leave a like on it subscribe ring bells buy my coffee and then go watch my name is erin i'm one of the mammologists here at the aquarium and i think our loudest animal here are our sea lions specifically this little guy kane he thinks he's very loud good boy can we hear it whatever i could be loaded in there i think parker has the biggest barge [Music] parker you're weak what about you harper are you the loudest at this [Laughter] 10 out of 10 11 out of 10 the best screams in all the land feel like everyone in this subreddit is coming from my throne how [ __ ] dare you [Music] no i i would refuse erased that one from my brain get it out of there no one was sad it reminds me of my own dogs in minecraft and i brought them out to the water and then they went for like five minutes and i still couldn't save them [Music] what what happened i don't like that i mean i know what happened but still i thought i expected one thing and then another thing happened it's like when you expect when you try to fart and then the [ __ ] comes out always expect the unexpected so i'm just vibing right and this can [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i was just gonna say don't open that because it'll explode everywhere and probably kill everyone in a six mile radius oh no that's going to be so icky sticky although it was diet seven up does diet seven up get just as sticky that's the type of content i should be making seven up versus diet seven which is the stickiest and i put it all over the wall and stick me on it and see how long i last ideas for videos just haven't really come as quickly now that i'm back as they used to i feel like i've seen this one before oh it was perfect timing holy [ __ ] [Music] baby got [ __ ] slapped damn baby slap so yeah it's a low effort one they're still funny but not like a crazy one you can some of them you kind of know what to expect uh like a perfectly cut screen um hey look a bell i just realized that me ringing my bell in my videos is the equivalent of shaking car keys in front of children you guys like the bell right you're entertained that was a perfectly good scream the perfectly cute scream should be at the end of the video not at the end of the clip of him in the video i call shenanigans on this one i call [ __ ] on this one you get the doll ringing of the bell is this what you're gonna hear when i shake your head dear people at perfectly cut screens that was [ __ ] sincerely that's up the guy okay carry on i get it you're not going to take me seriously oh this one is nsfw that means you know it's going to be good strap it boys we're going for a ride oh hey oh hey why are you awake i peed the bed a little you pissed in the sheets yeah like just now no it's like a few minutes ago you know but it's like [Music] why are people like this i don't like it i'd rather have the spoiled milk hit me in the face with the spoiled milk again oh [ __ ] is anime unacceptable okay i was promised anime titties and i was denied at the last second and then what i was denied by was not even funny wasted [Laughter] what the [ __ ] yes oh knocking it out of the park [ __ ] yeah after my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined it was saved [ __ ] clutch terribly perfectly cut screen it went on too long a perfectly cut screen gets cut right as it climaxes you can't cut it right as it's about to ramp into it or too long after there's like a perfect peak right here you want to live in that zone this one was [ __ ] shame on all 30 000 of you who upvoted this [Laughter] see just like that brilliant take some good practice one yeah all right man oh [ __ ] oh oh my god holy [ __ ] hell yeah that was insane look at dude's form look at this dude his form is great hey [ __ ] smack my ball never mind nagging neptune oh come on plankton is cheating twisted tongue you will not lick me i feel like spongebob in general is cheating with the subreddit my god plankton is the best everything from plan a to y [Music] you got me what can i say now here's how this is gonna go you're gonna put that there axe down and i'm gonna god damn he did it again too fast please stop oh little lamb are you in oh well you finally found your way in here's how this is gonna go i'm gonna walk out of here and you're gonna [Music] oh [ __ ] oh god oh he's too good well you got me i'm here how to breathe that was a really good one that had a plot a story a continuation an ark and the comedy just kept escalating well done okay so this is the like calibration sequence it needs to do this before it actually runs oh that's so [ __ ] sick i think it should be a little faster though uh oh okay the motor has default parameters so you can just turn those uh let's try it out now [Music] that's good that's that's fast give me one second okay you just stand stand right there it's pretty cool [Laughter] that's a great video you should go watch it the it's michael reeves built a surgery robot it's some of the best editing i've ever seen in a youtube video uh hey guys today i'm making fire here we go why did he scream in lower case that really did sound like that oh that was a cute one all right well i'm gonna leave this video here because uh there's extreme diminishing returns when it comes to perfectly cut screens you can't watch too many of them or else it gets a little boring it just doesn't surprise

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 4,716,104

Rating: 4.9732594 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, perfectly cut screams, funny, reddit, funny reddit, reaction, laugh, funny scream, meme, memes, meme video, jacksepticeye screaming, funny jacksepticeye

Id: -w0l-kw2Qjk

Length: 13min 23sec (803 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 29 2020

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[u/KingIncognegro]

Damn PewDiePie and JackSepticEye both watch Michael