Try Not To Laugh Terrible Edition

[Music] hello it's me the man who's about to get out of focus consistently for the next twenty minutes I hope you're ready what if I told you that I have never laughed and one of those freak anomalies in nature I've never laughed once ever can you believe that I laugh at everything I know it sounds unbelievable right now but I'm telling you it's the truth I have never laughed not once not even twice so I've thrown it back to you to see if you guys can make me laugh because I need to fill the dark hole that's inside me that needs a chuckle we have a whole series dedicated to me smack on a whiteboard and saying laughs but now this is the series where we don't laugh batten it down close down the hatch just shut it whatever comedy factory is going on inside you it's time to rid yourself of it it's time to quit that job it's time to go out there and never laugh again because this is trying not to laugh I tweeted that I have never laughed ever there's scientific proof that I am incapable of laughter here it is right here I love it everything so I I tossed it to you like a good toss boy should and asked you guys to make me laugh because you guys have watched me a lot you guys know my humor you know me deep down to the darkest pits of my soul some of you know a little bit too much about me and I don't know how how do you watch me while I sleep let's [ __ ] you in my house so I thought it'd be fun if you guys try to make me laugh so let's see what you came up with how society would look if no one was named Sean [Music] all right I'm personally extremely offended by that god oh no that doesn't count that was the laugh no no I was laughing at my own reaction I made myself laugh you didn't make me laugh no uh scratch it off the board nah that doesn't count that was more like a fear response than it was a laugh hey mom what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman you can unscrew a light bulb I've heard that joke before I knew it was coming but that dad made that way funnier I love when dads are in on the jokes and they can't help themselves if I was trying to laugh challenge for the dad he would have failed but me nah man I'm stone-faced you said you like pulp in your orange juice what so like you're [ __ ] gross [ __ ] pulp goldberg [ __ ] take a sip what the hell is that no joke crunchy liquid drinking it I'm sorry but pulp in orange juice is so much better I mean crunchy wait you thought glass bar vogue is drinking fruit dandruff it doesn't even taste like a [ __ ] orange it tastes like the word pulp she just sounds yucky Pope Pope if milk had pulp y'all wouldn't drink that [ __ ] who would you drink beer pulp no stop because milk isn't made with bits they let you grind up a cow to get the milk oh my god no no no no no shut up Siri you're not part of this oh my god why why it was that the one it's okay we just it's it's like when you piss your pants sorry a little dribble coming out it's not that much it's not gonna be like burst the banks so where you fall on start filling your drawers that's the bad one I just let a little I mean oh I could have just been breathing heavily that wasn't a laugh was a bad idea it's a bad idea [Music] [Laughter] oh my god that face I was fine until he made that face [ __ ] ah come on sucks I'm better than this [ __ ] sake you need to myself it's not that hard not laugh if you just sit there stone-faced the entire time it's easy no [ __ ] had to watch a birthing video which by the way you should never watch if you're there to see it an in person and it's your child you could probably forgiven but watching childbirth videos let's just say horror movies are less scary oh no II to Chung no you wanna go so bad but he to white his belly too dang big for he dang fence what that's it you know how people watch my videos and then they're like you know that yelling and swearing doesn't actually make things funny and then you guys send me [ __ ] like this and you think that that's hilarious funny and you guys are the ones that watch my videos so yeah probably this is the count I made myself laugh [ __ ] you guys notice that everything that I'm reacting to all the replies are just tick tock videos is is this sort of it has become I remember when people used to send old-fashioned YouTube clips [Music] that's it's dangerous I'm probably illegal it's just a day where I can't stop listening to Billy Irish I'm the bad guy now not nice is offensive not even funny not even a little bit funny you're damn racists oh my god a YouTube clip I've never seen one of these before and on your ego on your look at that oh do the good on you who don't know is a heavier on you on so it's 6 pound on you so so an onion with the onion is put this is the shape of the onion the onion the onion is not the knife around the onio remove the paper skin of the onion the dice Antonio Antonio cut the onion hat on the onion onion on your on your way here Sonia Tonio you oh no no no no laughing is stupid on y'all when you cut the onion no [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that making me laugh till I get build up all of this none laughter in me and then it just comes out for the stupidest [ __ ] that's that's excellent I absolutely love that folks cambers man remember when I was lived in the cabins we used to get phone calls from people saying that they worked for Microsoft and it was a virus on our computer and my II my poor naive motor would believe them and then I'd come in and on the phone and they'd be like yeah I own Microsoft I'm like Oh Bill Gates sold you Microsoft and then I could hear a bunch of them laughing in the background like get out of here hell is making that sound we're fine we're fine a little bit of it crept up you know animals are a soft spot animals kids getting hit people falling over apparently someone is in on y'all already that's what gets me why is that me why do oh man that is exactly something I would do a big absolute child that I am but not funny come on guys this should be easy I have you seen the other stuff that I laugh at I laugh at everything I know you guys are letting the side down go ahead the half-life sounds on top of it [Music] why does that work so well oh [ __ ] it anyway oh I held out I held out all right it's not over yet think that was a good one I'll give you that well done Jamin which way did he go which way did he go what is it a perfect arrow sing-bad is all the stupid [ __ ] that gets me it's when you're in that mode when you start laughing at one you start laughing at all it's like when you go drinking and once you piss once you're pissing all night you've come I mean I I knew you would come but I have I'm just looking twelve-year-old on the inside mr. Flay oh it's not gonna fly at the camera oh no that's horrifying [Laughter] oh Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] ammonia hello guys I've already been there and I'm across I may go to hell for sure now for laughing at that one oh is that the pornhub intro did the teachers even know why that's funny [Applause] baby girl you no come on man come on you're better than this you would [ __ ] take talk stupid guys being funny no no stop laughing so today I was walking and I saw be so thick what oh I'm not even trying anymore the laughs just keep coming sounded so sincere we get all that ass from one of life's many mysteries I don't I don't get that trend I I don't get it it seems really [ __ ] annoying to me if I work there like you're gonna lose your job if people see that also if you work there you have to clean it up anyway and if you work with people you're just annoying the [ __ ] out of them Oh am i old is that it am I just too old to get what the youth is up to have the youth always been disappointing 5-seconds name three things you use every day toothbrush deodorant water bottle see how you didn't say political science Wow way to roast your teacher god damn dudes just out here trying to work trying to make a living trying to teach you something you could right here roasted his ass in front of everybody and invalidating his class goddamn Wednesday I want to be rich enough so that my big fridge as a little fridge I want that I want this fridge give me this fridge God every time I go to America I'm always amazed by the fridges my fridge is built into the cabinets of my house okay so it just blends into the walls and it's supposed to look it's [ __ ] I wanted to be able to replace my fridge and we're gonna buy a new fridge put it in the corner and that'll be my fridge and then the other one will just be a cold cabinet Oh am i old is that it you guys yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] about you for trying not to laugh anymore I start watching the clips you guys sent and I'm just watching this compilation what even is this video [ __ ] stupid all right whatever I'm leaving it there it clearly a [ __ ] socket not laughing but you know what that's fine if that means I can just giggle at everything the whole time and have a good time that's fine I live up myself that way but I just call this a funny tick-tock reaction video bottom line is you guys didn't make me laugh the video is you guys sent terrible awful I give you a c-minus alright I don't know what that means if you pass or if you don't pass or whatever the [ __ ] I don't care come back to me with better clips alright I want it I want to have a hard time doing this it's not suppose it suppose we try not to laugh not try to wonder why your audience suck I'm joking I love you all dearly this is all fun and games but I hope you guys enjoyed the video don't forget to [ __ ] hit like buttons and [ __ ] don't forget to smash subscribe hit [ __ ] bells do all of that [ __ ] I hate that I have to say it all the time but the stats don't lie a lot of you watching don't [ __ ] do it so [ __ ] do it alright I love you until the next one bye [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 5,045,453

Rating: 4.9640417 out of 5

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Id: 9FqiO_U-puY

Length: 16min 29sec (989 seconds)

Published: Mon May 11 2020