I licked everything I could find

top of rng ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to a classic welcome back to goat simulator do you remember this i loved this game when it came out no purpose to the game nothing really to do other than to be a goat and [ __ ] around and i adored that it's pure chaos at its best and i love it give me this basketball it's mine what's up go [ __ ] yourself i love it i love it i love it break everything break everything destroy everything become a goat god who cares god brothers you are free now don't let the shackles of society and fences hold you back for now you can go out and be part of the world last stop freaking out will you there's nothing happening bro lee you're free to go go get out i'll make it happen one way or the other you're either going out in your own or you're coming with me uh hello or you're coming with it [ __ ] sake get out there you go there you go now you're outside the furthest you've ever been from the shire all right [ __ ] you dude get out of here come here i'm gonna leave you on the street have fun in hell loser you missed him and he's gone okay my job here is done oh mighty stonehenge oh great mighty rocks of the earth as a celt i call upon your powers as a gaelic man i demand your strength whoa i am incredibly strong look how strong i am now hey get get come come on [ __ ] sake i'm stuck destroy it all yes i am so cool i am the world's best gold i have no idea what i'm doing i really enjoyed playing this back in the day because you knew there's a couple of objectives that you can do in the levels but you just knew that whenever you started it up you were gonna have a good time something about wacky physics in a video game are always hilarious what's going on here are you sacrificing a goat to the goat god blood for the blood god now hey hey hey hey i'm helping you all right you wanna [ __ ] go [ __ ] you go [ __ ] you wanna go again you wanna go again oh round two oh i'm so scared get out get out of here you all suck i am the goat god of this world give me another give me another keep it going keep it going this is easy i have become yes i have become the muscle-bound goat of my dreams soak it in folks this is peak physical conditioning can i go on this maybe not good for goat but maybe man get in get in there get it yes [ __ ] idiot holy [ __ ] i sent him to space hello i've lost my mom ah nobody wants to play with me are we going again i am the world's strongest goat oh you want to go to heaven i can make that happen run tiny humans run cowards what's going on what are you guys dancing for [Music] screw this everybody's mean and i don't like them humans are dumb and i don't respect them what's up you wanna have a dinner date i broke your dart board i hope that's okay it's fine i'll buy you a new one what do you wanna talk about i see admiring my beauty are you am i oh all right [ __ ] you oh my god is so much more fun than i remember no you're just on the roof ah jesus you need help don't worry sandra i'll get you down i'll fin okay that actually almost worked can i do that again just hold on traveling tropopolin this'll work this will work no problem you just gotta bounce bounce yes now enough height bounce here we go i don't know how physics work in the goat world but i'm very happy all right here we go here we go here we go i'm coming holy [ __ ] this worked remarkably well let me get you down don't panic she's fine oh what's in this house excuse me this is my house now levitating pillows very fancy my house get out get out of my house i i don't care if you have to go through the wall very nice i got myself a bed i've always wanted to sleep on a bed oh so lovely is this sleeping is this a human sleep whoops it was like that when i broke it oh hey dude want to see something cool hey what's up my name's goat and welcome to jackass it's merry christmas oh slippy sly time you know i had to do it to him when i see a slide i go we okay which one do we want to do are they the same artisan's much bigger where would you go in this stupid baby side it's got mattresses at the bottom you know what both both let's do both nice nice nice nice and he sticks the landing all right mr goat down you go down you go you got this this time you got this how do you go up a slide it's fine we've rectified it all right you guys ready i learned this i learned this one in uh from a week i spent in cyprus all right we call this the squibble squad let's go whoa yes and shouldn't this be like doing something i remember there's something in the forest over here is it over this way oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah i love it this is where it is gather gather the sacrifices yes my master i will do thy bidding oh humans would you like to come this way got a surprise for you all right here you go get off your phone shouldn't be on your phone it's a party socialize does this count a little sacrifice god have i done thy bidding [Music] he's not getting back up so i'm assuming i'm correct see they have the right idea this dude's dead she's oh no he's fine she's running away crying and you guys are just still dancing i mean everyone grieves differently but i need to i need to fix this there's two and five oh yes oh yes blood for the blood goat demonic power gather up the humans gather up the humans it's time to go bye-bye now shotgun goat baby let's go up let's go up so everyone can see our beauty our majesty oh what a majestic god we are perfect in every way not a single flaw okay this is getting a little high for my liking oh jesus easy does it easy does it i know you're a goat that craves death but easy does it there you go fear me tiny humans fear me i am the goat god hey i want in on that anyway like i was saying fear me oh look at this guy oh oh oh i mean i was going to knock you off anyway but i was going to do it on my own time i accidentally hit you off this time whoops you think i could hit those buildings down there that guy was there oh oh hey oh there's a goat can you give a goat a hand can you help i'm literally stuck in the floor i am a majestic goat god with no problems i am legitimately stuck see guys i can just turn hell on and off hell no [Music] oh my lights went off oh blood for the blood god jet pack baby let's go r to jet that pack can't control it i can't control it help help kill [ __ ] hell oh being a goat goddess comes with its problems reach for the stars what was that over there i'll i'll learn how to aim this thing someday where the [ __ ] am i i'm heading to ireland all right come back down now goat right into that black hole nail the landing stick the landing i am a god oh i thought that would do a whole lot more to me [ __ ] the police coming straight from the underground can i command zero gravity room oh i could skateboard right oh i forgot i forget everything in these games all the time maybe bike it's just like riding a bike why is this nasa can i i can i zero g i want to i want to take the test place stinks they don't even have nuclear bombs in here what's even the point oh stack of boxes though oh come on down physics [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] gucci what am i even doing i didn't do that i was nowhere near the scene of the crime massifer i where did that guy just come from i wasn't here at all you can't blame this on me do you guys know that if you rub goat milk on your cheeks it'll make you five years younger it's not that scary guys they don't know the power of goat nasa wouldn't let me into the space program so i gotta make my own here we go and second stage yeah baby okay that's not space that's not space oh [ __ ] well that's gonna do it for this video of goat simulator a small quick blast from the past goatsim one of the funnier games that's ever cropped up on the jacksepticeye channel and i had completely forgotten now about it but a worthy contender for nostalgia week because a lot of people on the channel found me through this series and it evolved into so many different levels so many dlcs so many different types of goat simulator came out from this and different like themes for it and it was super fun to play uh but i wanted to play the first level to get the ultimate nostalgic experience because that was the first time we ever interacted with this game and i loved it quite a bit and i can remember why because it was super fun there's no goal there's no real objectives there are a few but you gotta just get in and mess around and do whatever the hell you want and i appreciate that my god i look so white when the lights in the background go off i will not stand for this anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch the like button in the face like a boss and i thought but thank you guys and i will see all your dudes [Applause] goat simulator i hardly know her

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 2,964,442

Rating: 4.9809866 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, goat sim, goat simulator, jacksepticeye goat simulator, nostalgia week

Id: rHzSy7sQJSg

Length: 14min 44sec (884 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 28 2020