Monster Factory: Recreating Ourselves in WWE 2K16

Oh just in the world needs heroes that's all we got Batman vs Superman Man of Steel battling it out in theaters this weekend that movie is piss that movie is piss in the sentence end of thought this world needs heroes specifically the WWE bras for needs heroes I know how closely you follow the trades my man but my man uh every wrestlers injured right now WrestleMania is in like two weeks I'm going to it I'm I was psyched about it but then every single wrestler is injured right now let's just go down this [ __ ] menu first of all let's appreciate the iconography of the WWE 2k16 menu oh you know uh it's options with Paige how fun it's WWE online starring rusev he's the one who leads you through that experience um but yeah in he's injured um I mean his body so crazy like parts of him have to be injured he's retired he's out he's a game he's out - yeah I heard about that yeah cliffy be still in it uh I love these high-res glossy nitpicks of my man John Cena Jonathan Cena so this is WWE 2k16 last video we did in wrestling was WWE 2k14 so we skipped a [ __ ] generation but guess what Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher also out of commission he Bruno was that what happened when happened to the peple the pebble broke all five of his legs and his neck he died he's dead now um we're not gonna recreate him now I want to start fresh start new what's exciting about WWE 2k16 is I mean there's an option called face deformation wonderful thank you thank you for this gift uc's um there's also a photo capture mode and Justin I was tinkering and conquering and totally doodling around with this yesterday and let me tell you there has never been a more cumbersome way of getting a picture uploaded to a video game this is like [ __ ] Tony Hawk underground like take a floppy disk camera picture and nail a melted yeah that's basically what we're dealing with but we got some good stuff going on in here and a handsome pics too we just start with me and just sort of see Soleil you're making kind of a goopy boy face no that's just sort of that was a candid actually I didn't know I was taking that picture myself I think that the proportions might be a bit off yeah but I think we can give it the old college try let's zoom it out as far as it goes I don't think that's gonna function no no I don't think that that's right do you just put one face on over another face this is yet again I bet what the [ __ ] why it's that adoption holy [ __ ] look at that head for the head shape is bad all Aryans every poor eye bald man he looks like a [ __ ] Zelda monster for this Resident Evil we had already done some beats and then not zombies so now we have face boys it's like you're falling into a portal who is a man just so clear to me Joey D Casey if you wanted to you could press a button right now break this into existence is that correct yeah I mean it's in there now yeah it's in there now what's face deformation then if that's not face defamation and hate to ruin this no you can't how could they know you can't how many points of an eyebrow articulation this is unethical is that the rock is that the people's eyebrow is that what that is this is the person the two persons eyebrow I mean mr. John has a weird kinda head to begin with so like this may not be on the oh [ __ ] it's the teeth I don't think we have any picture with teeth and no teeth Oh lots of slide he's found him found those sly Diaz I was worried about the slide he's not being there but they are they're all of them yeah they're there in full force this is [ __ ] Voldemort Papa John now okay Oh wisely it will not allow the eye to be above the eyebrow they got our number huh ah I saw us covered not today mouse to factory boys the nose you can do [ __ ] great kind of a gorilla thing going on a little bit yeah a little rough but also very good is the thing that I like the most about my nose doesn't look like that actually I've been weirdly enough Justin been paying a lot of attention to my nose I mean you got a cute little nosey I don't want you a mouth kind of not that far ha ha ha and that's what Justin looks like look ok but look at this though that's really close to Justin I know it's like super close to just like me you know what Doug funnie would look like any guesses uh not much I don't think he's gonna look like much actually I bet it'll actually look really really I think he looks good and cool good and cool eh there's no amount of deformation that's gonna get this one across the finish line though huh yeah dig that new ink is that tribal Doug funnie oh no what oh [ __ ] oh god is he is oh my god let's use this picture of you and we'll just [ __ ] make it work we've got a really fun to numbers here that is good yes great mouth now mouth come on baby come on baby you can do this no we just gotta stretch all the different parts down as much as they'll go or just shrink them so you can't see him oh I see just sort of like you out like you'll have an [ __ ] on your face yeah yeah just a little divot like a sweet look give it just a weird little pock mark right there on your like a blowhole this is Georgeson that's as vestigial as I can make that mm-hmm can I turn the cheekbones off where we have them yeah I could I'm kind of moving around I guess there's just sort of a lot of like it so it's wide open spaces is cuz the jaw bones can't be seen same Hodgman says that about my cheek cheek bones I just don't have the structure are we going full tracker hey uh yeah I feel Mac and me right now oh I want to make this as flat as possible to sort of continue the illusion that this is just a cardboard Justin mask yeah and maybe it'll maybe it'll enhance it in some way ooh God oh there goes yeah so I'm gonna try and go like alternate in-out in-out oh I love that whoa wow that's a WoW Zoe oh ha ha ha ha ha ha why is it in there hey what the [ __ ] why is that permitted holy [ __ ] oh this is going this is a [ __ ] monster very first this slider won't go back out ha ha ha slider moves in words it will no holy [ __ ] dude oh my god holy [ __ ] what is going on what oh my god holy [ __ ] Justin that's what I look like me look at this rotisserie like optical illusion almost cuz if you leave them at the side mm-hmm is they back looks like Oh a regular boy is you know I see that rigor what is he an old lady or a duck is he is he an old timing man a woman kissing or is he two vases hair and facial parts please put hair on that yeah we have even [ __ ] suitors how does Herriman yeah how does hairdo and his hairdo on that this is gonna be a cool good ok yeah that's it look at that example like this is what you can aspire to this is the best that we come up with whatever you got this is this system working as intended this is the idea this is why we put this functionality in the game so it's like a blue Angel stunt show going over this man screaming it's his head looks like somebody tried to do a maze but then gave up halfway through oh my god let's just call this guy [ __ ] can we do that can we have a post at the top of polygon calm our posting YouTube the title is just like monster factory [ __ ] do you can I give you like a cool streak do you really you [ __ ] frosted your tips in college yeah that sounds good let's do that again it went pretty good last time I remember this game [ __ ] rules look at that that's a cool oh my god oh this looks really good I should do this in real life I mean not the not the letter J oh yeah that's how people know who's wrestling tonight it's like not let me do it on your ear hair cuz it's like the cursors like I shouldn't be all the way out here I would get closer back to my home which is the where the like the traditional hair zone and people know who you are from behind you yeah they'll know like that is that J no I don't have facial hair I'm saying this is a video game we can do anything we want yeah but I don't have facial looks like somebody free-to-play Frank on Christoph Waltz haha a very deadly perfectly frank yeah this would not be survivable by mr. waltz by Academy Award winner mr. waltz cuz I put the put my actual eye color in Griffin okay sorry put my actual eye color in Griffin of course dude you're trying to do a goof but I'm trying to unearth the fact that you do not know what color my eyes are Justin you have insulted me I can't believe that you would insult me like this how could a game even capture the color of your eyes that's what I want to know which are how well what our human language could could human language capture a nice color my eyes what color is a sunset bread and orange and yellow what color is uh what what cut how do you how would you say the color of a dream is that doesn't make sense is that something I would do I'm trying to think if that's like yeah I would it turns out as it turns out I would do that to make my wrestling better real Jesus there's so many on what I wear will that appear Odom here I like that on the cheek there it looks like I got it for free at a fair oh cool oh dude cool cool oh cool dude oh yeah dude if you did stretch that out of the way how would that look though like on your on your dome yeah like on my face how would that look oh my god that's so cool no dude dude everyone's all the good work we've done that's all the good work we've done it just I just want to say it looks so cool it's a ghost Chef Boyardee or something Oh us too close oh can we push big boss from Metal Gear Solid on your nose and it'll be like your silent passenger I must like his blood lust what if he just lives in your nostril it's I got a stuck there like at that episode of beating beat [ __ ] yes wow he is ready to party let's get their body look for [ __ ] greater like there yes explain shortly like Oliver Platt but like you look he looks like still like he could be Ruffin yeah that that's good that looks like Superman from a 1950 serie oh I love that who is honky Tonk Man what do you mean I don't understand it's a [ __ ] easy enough question like who is this mean his actual like his identity no I don't want you to unmask him I'm not looking for trade secrets you want you wanted to sleeve by the way all right yeah I don't want a honky-tonk man sleeve he's like her [ __ ] cool wrestler how's that treat you like really good actually actually I'm looking I'm looking at mine right now and they look exactly the same do you want a matching one on your other arm oh how good are you do you look right now like really good oh thank you you can give a superstar that has a buff right arm and a sinewy left arm Griffin and Justin on polygon calm wow that's weird that's really that's for factoring videos where Allah says all that [ __ ] me God Justin you're [ __ ] looking hurt you're looking / today dude yeah yeah well as Peck day my dude damn dude you did not miss Peck day dude you shits look at such choice oh [ __ ] yeah dude cup holders ha ha ha Justin I feel weird doing this juicy boy juice um but what if not juice um a lahore gone the whole side huh like two boys two boys half boys jammed together that's pretty good I mean I'm a little disappointed I mean 2k14 lets you really [ __ ] them up but I mean 2k14 also didn't let us do the kind of bold head work that we were afforded this time yeah that's true that'll be good other cameras by the way if you want any recommendations on good but rock to listen to when we're done with this video like I'm getting so much [ __ ] inspiration right now are you okay with that uh I mean uh that's just your entrance attire what is happening it was the like the Batman extending like like I'm gonna glide into the ring it's already got a design on it right I don't think it needs another look at him [ __ ] oh hey it's me the guy I forgot the name honky-tonk fan it looks like he's contagious now whoa get out of there buddy wait wait can he pee oh sorry where are they there they are oh I don't know dude I don't know when I don't know when things got bad for you but they got aa real bad vibe bottom left what is that it's just like a cool punt oh [ __ ] don't wait it's something else Annette it's a paw it's like a Kitty's paw I mean I'm gonna make me a man decision hearing you're gonna have a vinyl one of those yeah for sure look at shiny oh my god he's like every fetish in one person I no matter what your thing is he's got you what if after all of this we would to save it it just said no now you can't can't hi this is hi Justin Griffith is President Obama I've been watching the whole time and nah nah I don't think so I don't think so dude did you not hear myself I Southwest feature is specifically about this hey check it out you ready you ready Justin for a good joke BAM buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh it's from Star Wars properties yeah cracked me up oh yeah oh yeah oh god this is such a good wrestle boy kick pads Oh see these would look [ __ ] cool though the socks the socks tell a story that he left him at home okay that it's always know that this is how it should be right is that's what those are the boots his mom is currently driving to the wrestle place in fact see let's just cover up the original logo on this shirt yeah a bunch of these men I do like that looks so good dude he looks so good Jordan yeah that feels good that's what I might name it potential son I don't know how I feel about rude boy Justin ran I just think I feel very good man I think I feel super good I can't rearrange them oh no I can't perfect very disrespectful extraordinarily disrespectful bleep I mean they call him rude boy for a reason yeah I think we definitely want these all I think we want to bump all these a little bit yeah I can't believe they hit all these middle sliders in here like they're trying to trip us up ed durability what let's be honest a single blow to the deck it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's everyone's birthday I mean I can dance to [ __ ] Billy Idol God Bray Wyatt looks so happy right here he's like I just bought this lantern yay I guess some starbursts under my hat means diapers lighters I'm making so much money off minecraft wait is this art is this holy [ __ ] uh yeah King Dedede I believe so indeed boy oh pretty good Jordan do you want to manager uh yeah as all since Mario I was gonna make that your competitor but I don't see why you can't be both give me a lot of stuff happening in this ring huh yeah a good ring who wouldn't get tickets to this like of course of course you got tickets to this [ __ ] uh uh you are gonna [ __ ] these guys up hey B you know how to play this game quick just look up the buttons no do your best hey remember how to play good boy I tell you batman vs. superman zack snyder is really mishandled these two characters oh yes when cousin Bert when Gotham has burnt then I will allow you Jesus you're so little you can do all keys is Justin so good a wrassle this is a [ __ ] like gangland assassination this isn't a match yeah I feel bad for him I'm hitting him with my weak leg two weights I'd bust out my the other half of my body oh [ __ ] he's cracked you wide open man oh no no Kirsten we got the [ __ ] out of this ring we gotta get our oh I don't know the rule we gotta find a kryptonite gun to kill bad it would still work I mean it would hell yeah Oh how's your chest Batman because it's yellow now stand the [ __ ] up Jordan you gotta get the ring you're at a 7 count get up get up Jordan damn it if batter wins on a technicality when we super [ __ ] pissed this is actually I'll Batman vs Superman any chores to hit for stink in the ring I love Justin you start he's just watching at a leisurely pace the fans are not gonna be happy about this holy [ __ ] excuse excuse excuse e that was a weird move that was just bullying Jesus no don't get me in my then not my weakness zone he's been out here longer than you have though right this is this is the magic area that makes my asthma go off it keeps me from running anymore what are you doing he's [ __ ] on my big arm come here [ __ ] Luigi eat my dude yeah I'm not like is that [ __ ] super mushroom for you to call my hog baby babe it's [ __ ] hog yeah here I got a safe for you to go down the pipes colm hog [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh God Oh how's your wife what why what what what come on what why did that happen is this a no stairs match did the [ __ ] WWE 2k16 game just teach you something about responsibility who's this who's this handsome fella you owe him that's Bray Wyatt nope no rusev now up here on the one-on-one box who's this guy this is a pretty boy that is face or heel Seth Rollins oh well used to be a face in shield now he's a major heel actually right now he is a bedridden because he's injured in jinja's I feel like I feel like what nobody will expect is me and Batman in the ring together actually a better partner for you better than Batman well let's part to come out a little bit we had to take a break we're recording this today after the first part of the video and in that time I had the time to do some face scan technology and get my own village in the game oh my god and I think I do look like it normal cool dude I look like a the waste bin of an anime studio that's been upturned and pissed on heck in a sec sure that's what my dad tells me I have to call it do you like my shirt yeah it's really good how long did you have to wait to download that just just a day just it's just the one day cuz all the bits and bytes Vince McMahon does what his bandwidth take it up when he Stratos I need that bandwidth I need all the data's and bytes it takes a lot to upload these wrestling videos to my application I do myself for my office it's not my jazz dry I have to take all the wrestling videos from the Jazz Drive this is not gonna be a this is not gonna go great now it seems bad it seems like Griffin's like it looks like I'm a wrestler and you're my brother who just like left in to help me out it looks like you fill it in for like a second ref yeah looks like yeah here we go here we go here we go oh [ __ ] [ __ ] in every video we got to have a whiff watch this [ __ ] boom I really didn't wasn't anything when that cool would it seem kind of cool I'm really beating the living hell out of super Luigi huh yeah you're really [ __ ] him directly up Oh give me that but give me that but Mattie oh whoa oh just watch me do this to your brother watch me do it to your brother that's a highlight I guess my tantrum over there is a that close up of the head is exactly what I needed are they gonna have my intro that's gonna be so embarrassing well it does not if we come out first that's right turn them against each other can I just wait let's wait and watch watch this play out and maybe jerk off a little bit as though all our fantasies are probably coming true oh nice they didn't see that coming okay you can't win by pinfall so I don't know why that was a strategy you implemented what is this what are you doing you just read this playing Yuri you know make it sushi let's look so long here we go again on my own fighting Arnolds get that [ __ ] Wow yeah yeah I get it take it ah [ __ ] you Arnold Schwarzenegger in real life get it off in a study this is a prank show now please don't wrestle oh he missed the ladder you dingus what is he doing take the [ __ ] yes yeah yes yes yes dance for me puppets yes I enjoy the big show Baron Corbin come come for a visit my love how hi wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes thank you thank you make you think you may be making it do I could do something else sir you're just gonna do this the whole time that's a fun this is a good fun game yes I am the best of this game who is it it's the Undertaker oh my god he's a big fella he says it's a big old boy yeah he's a he's 20 apples high is a big man yeah me and Undertaker me and my dad help me dad help me stomp ya dad get him yeah daddy I'm sorry I hit you sorry daddy sorry daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy look at the man did your whooping Stone Cold Steve Austin yeah this is this is Griffin 317 it's the sequel to Austin 3:16 and that that Bible verse says no you're the one get get your ass kicked Austin it's not as good of a like iconic burn that's not a Connick oh [ __ ] oh that's it that's it Undertaker doesn't give you a chance no leaner DiCaprio is looking good we could do the roof which one Bo Dallas do you think that looks like Leo DiCaprio I think it looks like Leo DiCaprio for sure I think it looks like a bottle of olive oil became a man through like witchcraft no wait oh God what do you think creepy it's me your brother it's it's definitely me your brother very - real boy hello I'm real boy do not pay attention to Oh head pit ha ha oh you're geerdon sprockets are extreme rules to a listen you're gonna control me though so be sure to beat the [ __ ] out yourself like really give it to ya know I'm definitely definitely gonna do that I'm too afraid are you afraid to fight what if my trunks come down I'm nobody sees my feet oh no a model here giving it to big and strong I don't wanna fight you I'm afraid of your punches and well okay but built a wall you can't get to hahaha the perfect the perfect defense Arisa wall now I can use this time to get the crowd just psyched out of their [ __ ] minds I have got this crowd running hog-wild as crowds running hot tonight this crowd is rock hard people in the audience just gonna start [ __ ] exploding oh oh group oh [ __ ] no my beautiful kingdom maximum brutality what a wonderful soldier what a wonderful beautiful soldier we've made she's unstoppable except for the many times he lost during this video can I rate him uh yeah I think so yeah he's uh you're just having some fun with me yeah how is it fun um one of five failed finishers I did uh I think he's a hundred and fourteen percent because that's where the crowd was with him most of the time they loved it they loved all of it I would say like 114 percent good I know people in the industry I think I could probably shoehorn him well [ __ ] we'd have to do some weird science huh yeah what do you think like in that movie they like cut a woman out of a magazine right uh-huh I think for Joss it would be like you'd have to throw in a cat and you have to throw in the honky Tonk Man like the honky Tonk me ask me and they would be destroyed by the a like the fly if instead of a fly it was the honky Tonk Man and a cat at me uh-huh and smile and some rubber sheets yeah uh so he's a wonderful wrestler and a beautiful hero beautiful soul and just a just a really good body is that weird for you to say I mean you're my brother I have to go look at him

Channel: Polygon

Views: 1,326,549

Rating: 4.953341 out of 5

Keywords: gameplay, lets play, videogames, Monster Factory, Polygon, Justin McElroy, Griffin McElroy, WWE 2K16, Jorstin, Wrestling, WWE, WWE 2K15, Mario, Luigi, Batman, griffin mcelroy, justin mcelroy, monster factory wwe, monster factory wwe 2k16

Id: YLg_aIlhe6I

Length: 31min 46sec (1906 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 29 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/CEOHNO]

Honestly the best one yet. Kinda wish /r/polygon wasn't taken over so this could be posted there, too.

[u/danfseviltwin]

They made such good wrestle boys. I love that you can just remove parts of the heads in that game

[u/Steamed_Broccoli]

Disappointed that Griffin vs GoldDust didn't happen.