Monster Factory: Creating an Army of Banana-Men in Oblivion

justic oh no you know and I'm it is oh yeah imagine that he was shaking his head yes no time to kill your your favorite game this is my favorite game why are you doing this we're gonna take it we're gonna put it right in the garbage so put my game in the carpet in Oblivion right in the garbage I'm thinking about oblivion you might be watching this thinking like oh really oblivion didn't you do Skyrim well that was like the site when we did like two and a half years ago I listened I tried a lot of games got a lot of recommendations from people I got on the Twitter I was like hey what's up and people like Star Trek Online I tried Star Trek Online it's not right it doesn't fit is that fun Star Trek Online yeah that's good feel like usually sweet phasers if you have you like tricorders of [ __ ] tribbles oh yeah all that jazz but it's not right I tried a couple others NBA 2k16 got I'll psych for that because the face camera stuff but it doesn't have the face camera stuff on PC this is a week of constant disappointment so I'm returning back to my roots and disappointing me by ruining my favorite game mmm Wow can I just say this game looks way worse than I remember yeah after playing like a crazy low resolution or something that's not good this is good settings the High Elves look like I mean this is what they thought hi all should look like back not like a that like I got a Bond villain he looks like one of gold fingers he looks like gold Fink henchman's he looks like a gold finger what alright I'm already seeing a problem and that is that it's gonna be really hard for us that's fun it's gonna be really hard for us to stick with our no metal sliders stricture why is that well because you can see whatever you move one uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh whatever you face whenever you move one it moves the others okay why you we can't be blamed for that it's like you know what it's try it like it's like are you sure it's like a glitch it's like it's like cliffy as buffeted like oh I'm sorry did you want to make a human face let me just I think you're trying to create a monster can I help with that I can't I can get in the way though this is a drastic slider we need a word for like the sliders that actually do like really dope [ __ ] cuz a lot of sliders are just like little little tweaks and sometimes they completely transmogrify you into another living human being can we call it the electric slide the electric slide is exactly what we call it I'll see you another one Wow I mean it's a very very different people different people their guy's name is Gregory but this guy's name is Marcus someday game technology will evolve to a point where you can like animate fit like to make two keyframes and there is just constantly animating hello my name is Marcus those eyes have seen so oh look a sad sad sad Garry Shandling eyes sad yeah I know we've talked about like that gushers face when your head rings it's like an apple but that's really what we're going for here now you are for this for this run you are not breaking the game with with code right are you [ __ ] kidding me of course I am okay good I'm gonna vomit through this [ __ ] my witch's cauldron mix up some nasty whoo hey welcome to tonight's show now come on come on not fair Todd Howard had controlled these sliders yeah he could have stopped this he was like he was like let's stop him here and here it's like Todd that's how they're gonna find a workaround but it's even doing Todd you put face kegels in the game this is all going very good I gotta be honest I was a little worried that oh my god I was worried at first it lady would not be a good candidate but now I think it might be the best candidate disgust it looks like he's been read it like it's it's like a it looks like a commercial for your local library right like watch IAS and yang is pal where books are knowledge knowledge is strength when the war comes it's the only currency that matters it's knowledge I don't know what to do with these other sliders I don't do we watch oh oh oh I'm complaining I feel like this person this thing they were making is gonna be too Pleasant for the landscape like he does not look at him look at that face put a dagger to your throat he's getting really really really happy [ __ ] yeah whoa Julia Roberts watch out just didn't know it Hollywood you got a scepter he shaded so legs you know how many watches this year he's full of for her wide smile I'm not throwing any shade wanna throw shade at bring up like I was trying to think of a bad Julie Roberts yeah be kinda I'd be done good god he looks like the [ __ ] moon jazz guy from the McDonald's commercials I'm really into this face it's it's me it's arguably one of the least monstrous we've made it's just really chill yeah I think anything you do to diminish the nose actually because like that's really working for me right now you kind of got a sunken in a little bit maybe just like a nose is so clearly not his thing look at her like in banana Minh there he's his name is Roger banana Minh oh my God look at that that's it perfect perfect it looks like he's got a nut it looks like one of those optical illusions like can you see the other face in this face right now I just have the one face actually is he a Mary is he a beautiful young woman or an older lady no I'm both is he Oh bozhil ampere is he two people kissing holy [ __ ] oh we've embarrassed him oh that's [ __ ] good wow that's choice now he's on coke turn to eat this thug I would love to eat this thug and get his potassium up in me I think we got a column first name banana Minh or Chiquita Dave Chiquita Dave we some legal hot water I don't think they watch queue I never fact I do what her nares and what's your nasal labia Oh way lighter yeah yeah we've set him free oh he was in prison he was a prisoner of his own eyebrows eat the man with the banana for a face I gotta say Chiquita day the man for a banana with a face looks like an SNL character created specifically for a Weakland Paul Reiser is guest hosting he's like hey we got a great again before you that's it Jay today dictated Dave's made with banana fur face if she can't Dave too close to toucan Dan terms of like uh I mean have they been spending a lot of time together sure are they too close in Targa's night I think no yes oh god that's good oh my god it's treating me very right another look on his face is just one of [ __ ] like grim acceptance like what about ever you gentlemen think is right you're the real humans I'm a sucky today I'm ones and zeros in here ah you like that short [ __ ] you like nice short [ __ ] just look so great looks like a metroid back there it's terrible ah did you forget age Oh what no undo nah this is gone bad camera turn this one into no baked cookies don't like it yeah put some oats he's done Sookie are you ready to explore the lands with this chill ass banana yes I am Griffin how you spell Chiquita was the last time you played oblivion oh it's been a little it's gonna grip remember that dude uh the dude that yells at you every time you start playing uh yeah you're in prison how that must suck for you Oh what's up now did you see this coming oh he was way stronger yeah he's very very strong he wasn't just talking a big game he really yeah he's very good I didn't know that did it haha back at myself nice hey there's no impossible hey this got the heart attack hey you guys got to help this guy I think he's really sick do you remember Patrick Stewart's character name uh no I like I said it's been a long time since I played it it's a grandpa piss you forgot his name is grandpa pitch I was like a really distracting part of the game like the rest of it's all like high fantasy and like the the Beautiful Mind creation of Todd Howard and Ike Catskills are like a vaudeville like they have approach they approach Patrick Stewart like we got a character for you that we need you to voice is like what's his name my god selling drugs it's grandpa pants and yet he's still agreed to do the part for it the softening oh man okay surely you remember the tragic death of Captain Renault oh yeah let's see if we can't turn back the clock yes we did it nice oh god no oh look at that look at her eyes oh my god I'm dead huh hell of I've been dead for like years this is official business do not interfere same old captain run all you got alas in kerfing tonight oh I want to suggest something to you it just told me to search your body this is grizzly thank you shoving her out okay now what you didn't get the weapon I did I picked it up very quickly he just didn't see it okay got it this door is not locked guaranteed it's gonna break it oh my God look a speedrun tactics you see that [ __ ] that was a frame perfect rat smash come on down no you're fine oh [ __ ] did I hit soft boy soft boy get up get up what are you doing oh [ __ ] Egham so hard is having a face back he's cool you guys hot boy yeah you're good the lover duh now I'm gonna use kiss on grandpa piss you see these two other guards get totally freaked out yeah oh no which ones which classic conundrum yes well he isn't voiced by Patrick Stewart which might actually give it away haha and he has though he has no quill is a temper is not in any danger I am the god of this world I can literally make another Emperor if you want one [ __ ] that we can make six oh man you should do that when the assassins are I love no I do it today come on hello hello engage engage engage engage tea tea tea tea tea Earl Grey grey ha ha hot hot hot where no no no no no man man man man stop I'm gonna make you a little bit more evasive Grandpop asleep they're never gonna catch that fool Oh tiny teeny tiny piss Oh Holmes in this game too huh huh it's an engine is the intuition huh yeah they get all noodley huh huh huh it's happening here to no less disconcerting would you do to our King how did you turn a king to taffy ha ha ha yes I'm a barbarian you got it in one he got it in one slap man you look like a barbaric yeah yeah yeah miss miss oh my god a reset my speed no barbarian swear I have a set speed that year - yeah it's 255 stay down soft man game over I don't understand we said we beat the game we've Lulu we brought the line back god this is really violent huh games these days there are just packed really more true well you want me to do first Justin world's our oyster now Oh blows no clothes I said new clothes but whatever you sure you didn't say no clothes uh does that not work wait how could and how are you ha ha ha Oh Chiquita's D hey I think she keyed a the crushes how are you how are you doing cheeky today I know that's a flap in the front chickie today but looks like you got some elephant-sized going on down there well I'm just gonna leave you here as some sort of Grimtotem hi yeah yeah yeah actually it's really good to see you actually I've seen multiplicity and I actually can't allow you to Oh God um how wait can you make another copy of yourself not this one I hate this one this is a good one can you make another copy of yourself and make it giant he says landmark don't happen here no you're good to go look at that ah just blow your [ __ ] up no it's not as big as you get I guess huh well that's okay I guess it's okay this is been weakened ah ah ah hell yeah oh [ __ ] whoa damn oh [ __ ] hell yeah holy [ __ ] go get dry add a Chiquita Dave no you use your mace no chickie today don't use fire blast use your mace chicky come on Pam what are you doing hey what's up oh yeah it's under me Dave what the [ __ ] is going on why is he so hated just let him - hey oh you look at that he's wearing the amulet of Kings Wow he's the neck [ __ ] bro move he's the chosen one he refuses to address me my Christ this is a bad angle his head looks like a mushroom growing out of his oh my god not more save us Dave Dave please hell yeah you just went hand chiquita Dave refer to this big chicky today because I always give like existential for you can make myself stronger I think you're pretty strong no I need to be stronger like the king of the universe strong are you like hitting pretty hard can I hit the hardest let's do could fix a v' holy [ __ ] [ __ ] get ready go holy [ __ ] I undid him hey I want to have a Chiquita Dave beach party can you maybe switch to magic I don't know any magic oh just kidding I know all the spells are we good can I help you we are good well yeah words of my word does not spread fast here it's gonna be a little social experiment who was it well it was you yeah definitely yeah you got it in one you actually saw me do it good I mean you got me okay got me fair's fair you got me let me go to keep you here for a good long time you do the crime you pay the time I do need to express myself sort of like in my rights this is religious you see pretty good jail nerds I like this guy's style talking about the death mother and [ __ ] I like your whole style you're come with me cloud yes oh [ __ ] oh I'm sorry I'm sorry Claudius cloud let's take care of him here I'll set him up real nice didn't cloud come on Claude turn that idiot to noodles I'm the strongest man on earth how is this possible you're still playing within the bounds of that's the problem is like your wha-ha-ha-ha-ha is like a known feature of this engine gonna put you in this prison toilet cuz that's what you are you're a stink man garbage boy garbage boy stink man yeah that's right yeah yeah exactly get down I need your mace I need your mace or on thank you we're back in business can we beat the game eating uh what we gotta do we gotta get you got fine gonna kill a guy get the amulet to uh there's like a Joffrey and there's a Martin and then Martin's a new king yeah yeah we got to get him up in the mix what if we cut out the middleman okay right final boss fight right did is eat it I don't see why this wouldn't work why wouldn't this work you know what you need though to help you holy [ __ ] 181 oh [ __ ] hurling oh no no me rune Oh what's he talking to you oh it's still going on Oh Oh God he's still breathing oh my god oh god god no oh because ha ha ha ha he's coming a spider web No oh this is all the pits this sucks I'm placed okay with this dome piece I want to eat him now Oh Oh No we're gonna have ourselves a pasta party Oh No you're deaf this is going to break the game definitely gonna break now this is a really well-made game it's pretty much a breaker in a huddle okay is are we gonna get out of this pickle we're gonna die and then turn into taffy on one two three oh no oh look at the strobe light effects special effects this is the worst oh it's definitely chugging a bit got any loot no loo for the final boss okay great tot he's very big isn't he big this is getting crazy I even get get a bad foot oh yeah there you go there you go there you go there you go there you go there we go get get out ya know what as hey hey guys well this is it what if credits just started rolling of oblivion Oh virtual Todd Howard pops out like this is it what did you think it got kind of conceptual to hit didn't it like a art piece do you like your new screensaver by the way you can't turn this gay ball oh this one's a whoa a live one what is that I still probably rake the game right Oh guaranteed all right Justin which one is the Emperor the trick none of them are oh you know we haven't actually tried yet what oh [ __ ] what in the hell oh if you have asked the first challenge oh my god and what I do what are you back at this what the [ __ ] sticking cuz he's your clone and you have all the spells you've created the punk god okay yeah that explains it alright ultimate battle final battle this is the real ending of the game you only unlock this if you find all of the stars how did that even [ __ ] happen what's at the legs as collateral damage it's all what eyes deal with Dagon over there is like nope snap all right troops this is gonna be a difficult battle we're gonna lose a lot of chiquita Dave's holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah yeah yes don't know don't some of you may fall that's okay don't you retreat that don't let the thought of will happen if he dies tutor you yes get any deal no we're not even close this battle is just getting started maybe they need another day God - you were the odd what do you figure is [ __ ] Patrick this is happening in your land you're waiting for what the most amazing battle is happening in front of you what is even happening with the big one now he wants to let his son prove himself Oh No get out the way Dave's I just say something about why oblivion is the best game ever I'm shocked that this went exactly as we imagined that like we imagined it to happen alright so this is this battles just gonna be happening for the forms of time that's fine let's just get a quick check up on Patrick Patrick we did it all for you you are the worst Emperor please now everybody knows hey why did you get up got it go still truckin uh in terms of rating what are you feeling oh my god um well I mean we've created I would say roughly 75 this will stamp this little guy we created roughly 75 days oh [ __ ] buh-buh-buh-buh-buh oh no are one of the evil names registered I think so I think I don't I don't know that it's evil I don't think they're on their side I think they just want to always be killing him uh we've created probably 75 chiquita Dave's yeah but the this Chiquita Dave will always be number one number one Gigi the day number so Chiquita just didn't make sure because we play pretty fast and loose with these rubrics your score for Chiquita Dave is number one Chiquita Dave there are many Chiquita Dame's who have both killed and brought back to life godlike demons I think number one cheeky today was a pretty [ __ ] good rating I guess your that's true good night everybody he just felt like a cheap suit just folding right up

Channel: Polygon

Views: 1,735,101

Rating: 4.9532561 out of 5

Keywords: gameplay, lets play, videogames, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Video Game), Action Role-playing Game (Video Game Genre), Video Game (Industry), Monster Factory, Chiquita Dave, Bethesda Softworks (Video Game Developer), Bethesda Game Studios (Video Game Developer), The Elder Scrolls (Video Game Series), Oblivion, Banana (Ingredient), monster factory oblivion, oblivian, monster factory banana men, banana men, griffin mcelroy, justin mcelroy, monster factory series

Id: LXxdC9X3hxg

Length: 25min 51sec (1551 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2015

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The video that opened the world of the McElroy brothers to me. An absolute gem.