Monster Factory: Melting Bart Simpson in Black Desert Online

justice looks like is gonna be our handsomest monster factory yeah look at this Zac Efron looking hunk of individual man he looked like he looks like he's gonna be in fast ate like hey I'm Paul Walker characters brother well I got armor ok first of all the idea of a medieval fast in the fears movie has gotten me so excited hold on that's the sound of a time portal opening ok stay away any drive too fast great grand ancestor ok they drive too fast what is it like wagons and or just would it just be regular old horse or a portal into the modern eras and at first he's like I see whoa metal what mental liens are these and he's like crank the torque on the nitro we're playing black does it online which I'm very excited to get to this is our first like time doing one of these for again it's not even out yet this game is in is in beta as they say a new in New Zealand and the reason that everybody on earth apparently wants us to play it is that the character creation lets you uh make some handsome dudes I guess get Roble get riddled with these handsome boys let's just do ok scope that whole situation out hello hello hello hello MTV's the grind if he were a person and not a TV show hello human grind hello human cry look at look at how low he's wearing those boxer II knows he's wearing on the low but can I just say a little bit of a Ken doll situation kind of a little bit I'm trying not to focus on that instead I'm focusing all I can focus I'm focusing on this David Beckham pubic hint it's a it's a hint of this way to my genitalia yeah I know we just get started and there's a chance that this is somebody's first monster factory and they're gonna think it is a ding dong based franchise but there's a lot of different points of articulation on this dude grind I could make his dick taller he's a swords man and he's gonna need to get in there to pierce the flesh I agree with that but he's not long legs for that in fact I would say those are almost a distraction because if you're making the perfect soy boy then you want those legs to be that's gonna be the first chopper bowl thing okay Josi I see what you're saying however counterpoint in a sword fight what are you not gonna see coming kicks from giant meaty legs yeah I need you to I need to be able to like swear on a stack of Bibles there's a kick button though we don't know there's a kick button I like spin Dalila I like that like leg day hasn't been invented yet in this okay hold on we got to be careful because this is basically medieval zac efron pebble yeah we don't want to do that guy from pebble we don't have to go with this model to there's like eight different models this may not even be the funniest what what what what what it looks like it looks like you put his muscles in a space saver bag and vacuumed all the air out we've turned his nipples into little hidden gobstoppers this is like a little Where's Waldo it was like a like a mid-90s diet coke commercial I'm so into this it's a very good big very very matter that's a good flow man coos just kidding it's a dude tummy haha good prove I'm that dude dummy god that dude tummy looks like a I want to like carve chunks of them off and put it in my hero that's what Arby's sandwiches look like before they go through this light I'm worried what these two sliders do let's check them out uh oh that's pretty good yes oh my god he's so slippery he'll never get you where do those even been hey I've never been into tattoos in-game I never get I never do tattoo no I don't do and there's like I know like the character well enough when I'm creating them be like bro why would that be where that shows up no oh no time to have the talk I love his style I want to slide down his body like I'm on a double dare physical challenge wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute the more you lean into it the better I think like he should look like a boyband I wanted to have like boyband face being being here it is in my fiction that I'm the rich fiction I've been thinking about my head that this person this thing was granted a wish look at her handsomeness and they got the upstairs situation but they didn't think like oh I'm still connected to the rest of this mess hmm bless this mess oh my god holy I can see myself in him I mean in more ways than one is living bottle of olive oil this is Bart Simpson is what we've made oh we have to make Bart Simpson now don't have a cow Griffin I think this is pretty close to the whole scene yes yes that's right yes cowabunga has anyone seen my best friend Milhouse it seems like every night yeah there we go all right good enough I'm gonna work on this probably forever until I get it oh my god this can't be all the points of articulation thank you black desert online where have you been all my life where did you see my dad Italy a finger and my party finger did you botch me in deep deep trouble like your spirit in a globe and put it on my desk yes it would fit right man it's my perception this is like like on the like a knockoff t-shirts and I'm birth Simpson and birth Simpson I don't know okay we're gonna be working and I recommend we're gonna be working on the face for like three months let's get that hair looking real good birthday let's get back are lookin bartson top boy fect it's too real almost you know yeah that's getting there oh my god Justin I've just made a realization that's gonna change the game oh it's gonna change the monster factor game forever and all other monster factories will be a disappointment until this feature is implemented in every other game ever made by anybody Bethesda Bioware balls in your court because they let you make an asymmetrical choice Oh this is getting out of control oh oh oh no bars bars opsin No are we going with bars Sampson don't have cow levites Hampton can I borrow your bassoon oh no oh my god I can just do this this is becoming like pottery this is becoming weirdly soothing for me somebody throw him in a kiln and either he'll be preserved forever or he'll be destroyed either way it's a victory oh my god yeah yeah why not yes yeah okay good yes okay great yes just like Bart just like Bart Bart Matt graining in his youtube comment review of this episode monster factory says just like Bart take it to the bank boys just like Bart great job boys it's just like Bart he said a pool of her 69 comments on the YouTube video and says just like Bart it's just like burnt though it does look a lot like Bart is the thing I think that's like kind of freaking me out right now is he looks exactly like Bart yes yes it's true where I really think they nailed the bartmess of it is the body form as well toe to tip this is a part Matt Groening says Simpsons creator Matt Groening retires from The Simpsons gives Show to McElroy brothers they're better at Bart than I am he disgraced Simpsons creator Matt Groening gives up yes they are the Bartman now two new Bartman elected holy god no hey Andy is this too upsetting I mean it's it would be if it wasn't exactly yeah that's a good point no I mean we didn't it's a blame right cuz you've recreated Bart exactly yeah I don't like the one red eye though it's give me kind of a terminator vibe well I mean take a look at Matt yeah I guess that's true so idle no absolutely not No oh oh oh yeah I know me too no God oh these are all really good P given four fingers - I can make one of his fingers very very small would that be ideal if you could just make the pinky as like as unnoticed oh you can do my peak what were you doing about Vicky oh my god what extra extra read all about it I'm a hell man okay make him do a lewd gesture you bet that was his bill right here Oh what did you think I was gonna do did you think I was just gonna make him do the middle finger no Justin I'm being a little bit more ambitious than that did they specifically create the limits of this to keep you from doing this exact thing oh he's so close look at it please dad please dad you got a picture dad please make it work I'm so close I thought for sure that the greasiness would be toned down like a little bit wise up yeah your hair looks wack yeah my hair turned gray somehow oh whoa hey fella hi little gentleman I'm a little man it's fuzz Bo just always gonna be there my constant companion fuzz I have two pickaxes I have one chicken I have one oil derrick I have one wheel I can't see anything in my know you you're telling me to click on right now you're pointing to Spotify play it talker oh my god we almost didn't notice he's way agrees playing the out of that taco though why the a taco you could have picked any toilet like flute shaped stand in model Garrett use a carrot yeah ah burrito would be like closer to flute shape yeah there are there's even other tekneqs food taquitos perfect we're not goofing on like a fun no no I want to make sure only like so early this little all I'm sure like they literally had to open this up for us to play yes goofing but isn't in no way representative of any final product whatsoever right yeah no scope wait am I just gonna run right to it oh yeah that's the quest innovation of the yeah way to go black desert online you're not some next-level this is like next-level well you do cuz I know it's like really early maybe we could we could still use this video as an audition for voice acting oh sure yeah yeah so give me a justin picture coming in today pleasure thank you so much for having today we have a little mouse boy or a potentially a mouse girl named a video and I want you to just sort of like give me just sort of a blind run through of these like what are you looking for well a videos probably seen some seen some they want to be very helpful but there it's too small there's just too small okay got it chief I Corps I'm carving the chief how am i doing do I seem reliable that's very good all right I can look at this in that all right I'll all right give me Dan I want a just really aggressive okay an expert you so that's Jeannette I want you to eat in I've been investigating more aggressive more aggressive well it's Jarrett's again just the white text myself more aggressive just give the magnitude of this I ask pretty easily now go go go go go go go go oh it's lezbo lezbos back dressing learn chopping kick from bunt but oh I don't have to worry about finding this anymore because I can literally press a button this is the best game this is the best game you could use chopping kick twice it says so be sure to realize now the time to use one of my - Javy whoa heavy strike heavy straight oh good there's that chopping kick oh god I just used them both up maybe you can buy more like a transaction this is going to be a kick heavy build got it Kix only Michael my sort I walk on my swords by which I mean my legs also it's gonna be my only form of locomotion okay so you were gonna you're gonna look at maybe turning that row of things off which row of things like where do I even start what's it worry what are you doing over there UI elements hey hey you killed all we do is simplify UI Oh got it well the most recipient curse God please that's a really funny mini ocean it's the only how did you want to do that you can't do that get all things kick is ready to be used excellent okay black spirit you need to calm the down it can't be every time I kill something eight new of things appear on my screen he might have put our Nani in front this respect this is via games this is video games now this is different from the mahjong game that you usually play just with just a little bit I think you'll find there's actually a lot of similarities it's basically like Masonic so instead of tiles they're parasitic beans and instead of actually worse and instead of tiles matching them you kick a lot like this let me show you the kick but not now he's learning about weasels Griffin please that is a class please go learn about time go boys go oh we've discovered a fatal flaw in the autorun algorithm what is that question where to god if we make a poly short joke I'm out of here they really had to close the game and go read about weasels sort of an Arg back-attitude you his skill testing quiz about your knowledge of weasels to see if you really did it are you the weasel I discover your secrets with hey can I learn about you teach me oh by which I'm in let me kick your brains out I just kicked this little tower over did you like that idiot nice power good luck rebuilding it if you rebuild it I'll know don't limp wizard I like that nobody let's get a real good look at him he's a mouse he is kind of a weasel which I understand why I'm about to kick is fun you know why the guys hate sand so what can I do a first person chop kick that's what it looks like taken to kill to kill this is what it's like to be in the killer's eyes this season I'm making a kick murder did he really kick the Imps he did it is a short season this year screen shake as if it care is incredible hey combat skill points I must prepare myself prepare your body both prepare yourself this is your greatest challenge yet come on come on come on come on come on come on yes yes oh my god ghost dad kick race how many horsepower are my kicks go there a little bit just a little bit faster but conceivably like I wouldn't lose too much time should I just explore see what other animals that can quote-unquote learn about hey how long have you been playing black desert online hour okay I'm level I'm eight is that good or bad or what Betsy is pretty good hey it seems good but I padlet I just bought a house oops you can't learn about you I would love to learn about whatever this is I'm enjoying these little vignettes yeah so Phoebe from friends and they're doing the come on party or what I grew these herbs I sold my home if you're a cop you have to tell me just just fan and my salt it's a hot day stay cool up there giant bucket of salt just arenäôt majare you know how it goes this jars got a right powerful stink I'm just trying to yeah that's gonna look pretty magical coming out but it is poisonous all right gang you know the drill we got a lot of stink-ass jars up in here time to pump them but good whoa are you really sure oh I want to look at him through the cow's I love the crap that's going on this village I love how impossible it is yeah it's very alive yeah it was very like fantastical um I feel like maybe we lost the plot a little bit with Boris Sampson the promise he wouldn't let me take his shirt off cuz he got like shy all of a sudden yeah both Samson we need to review and here's what I would like to offer normally what we do here at Monster factories we take an idea and then we destroy it yeah it was absolutely served like break it apart both Samson started out as a sort of doing that with Bart Simpson but the problem is so on that scale you know 10 on 10 the problem is that he's so much it looks so much like Bart Simpson yeah I mean it's exactly yeah it's just just like part Simpson it's a zero out of 10 because Oh God I know it's harsh but he is exactly Bart's there's no very yeah the problem is that we this is a creative endeavor that you and I take on there's no creativity that happened this is this this is full-blown IP theft look at the comments on this post you're gonna see some from some some of the Simpson staff and they're gonna be there's gonna be some lawsuit whispers guaranteed it means just like Bart it's just like Bart

Channel: Polygon

Views: 1,866,435

Keywords: Black Desert Online, Polygon, Monster Factory, Gameplay, Pearl Abyss, Borth Sampson, The Simpsons, PC, MMORPG, MMO, monster factory bart, monster factory series, comedy series, comedy, bart simpson, monster factory bart simpson, griffin mcelroy, justin mcelroy

Id: 1Qo1Aj_leEo

Length: 25min 9sec (1509 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 14 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/Rachtacular]

I'm super confused you guys. I thought the link was to a new Monster Factory video, but instead it took me to some Simpsons episode I'd never seen before. Bart was going around kicking things. You know, just being exactly like Bart - tips to toes. Anyone know where I can watch the McElroy's video that doesn't have the real Bart in it?

[u/connorclang]

Toe to tip, this is a Bart!

[u/respite]

Something to get me through the Alan Rickman news.

Update: Looks just like Bart!

[u/AlexisRoyce]

Just like Bart.

[u/Dickbeard_The_Pirate]

As much as I love the Brothers, they really need to take it easy with the copyright infringement. I mean, they literally cloned Bart Simpson and just changed the name a little.

[u/NaganoGreen]

Holy...Fucking...shit...
my sides hurt so bad right now.

[u/[deleted]]

I thought I knew Bart until now. Now I know true Bart.

[u/ellepav]

So impressed they were able to get such incredible Bart likeness. I mean, to go from a 2-d cartoon, to a fully rendered 3-d bart is just...wow.

[u/Rachtacular]

I tweeted at Justin and Griffin a while ago that they needed to Monster the hell out of Black Desert! Glad to see it's happening. It will be the first thing I watch when I get home from work today!