Monster Factory: Horrors of All Shapes and Sizes in Blade & Soul

Justin the people have been begging for it people have been begging for that hot blade and soul scoop they want to know hey hey Griffin hey Justin what's this game all about well when I want to know the ins and outs of any game I turn to the monster factory a show I make yeah it's a wait you turn to your own show that's right myself it's like a little self aggrandizing Oh looks like you can make a little mouse Oh Mouse boys a little mouse girls that could be fun we could have some fun with that in Mason I don't think I've ever had anyone that's like a rodentia yeah like a red wall sort of situation I'm happening they're a little bit of the secrets of NIMH hey there uh are these like races this is I'm gonna [ __ ] puke what are you gonna puke about just like it's trimming please I'm not looking so you do whatever you want but I'm not looking at yeah um whoo I love all this yeah like this be my backup band all three of these ladies about the boys what are they into this is Justin The Chipettes can we do it this is this is essentially gonna be like a black desert online the Squeakquel I want somebody's rated wreck shop out on the battlefield of plate and soul well let's go with gone and see what kind of what kind of punches I can give them okay okay so that's just what the inside of him looks like okay in case you were curious about that kind of a kind of a clay face thing going on here how a shame about the bones and hearts of blood yeah this this guy's just gonna go over like a like a house of cards huh yeah these are the skins he's just a skin boy oh hello oh hi sliders hi sliders there's many of you there's so many torso signs none shoulder not none shoulder width yes shoulder size a arm thickness nah nah arm length yes yes pant size all of them hand length uh-huh Wow Wow hi my name is Brian I got an A in tying my shoes and kindergarten if my knees it's never a problem pelvis width check uh which check do we like though yes very much I kind of like that he's got all of his pants have to be gingka genes by requirement excuse me sir can you stop thrusting your pelvis at me and my wife while we're having oh that's just sort of oh my god sir I'm so sorry I didn't realize that was just sort of your to do your life situation it's like it's pulsating like it's a he's about to pupate give birth in there like a like a like a smaller freakazoid is just gonna sort of burst from his his womb like Zeus I also drew we have not addressed the fact this man is Wang's swim trunks and sandals he is ready yeah he's ready to party hit the beach oh I'm gonna [ __ ] this guy's whole world up can we get this guy off the [ __ ] screen woody why would you want that no no spits bear with me okay I'm gonna see what's up and blade and soul to this fat is inside of my audacity window that I have a fit right oh man hello my name's Nigel do you want to come up to my kingdom in Matt in your attic all over your attics where I keep all my things hello did you miss me I was up in my attic Kingdom just havin a peek around I forgot myself is a scary number just look at the card up there before I filled out this farm oh what a fair warning mate you got a dirty ceiling fan up here you might want to scrub the tops of it hey you I just wanna let you know right you got sealing mice you got sealing my superior got a whole clan of borrowers I wish there was a way to obscure the face while changing the face customization that would be a very new oh don't worry Justin that's a totally a thing we can do hell yes hell yeah all right just yell left or right I'm going down the [ __ ] line speed right right right left right right right oh my god right right right right left this is how I took my SATs left left I spelled cab over and over again yes sir Abba Abba Abba Abba kappa abba cheekbone shake left cheek sighs should we like here's what I think we should do instead of just like zooming into his face just do like a little pinky peak things look promising up there let's say let's get a look and I dare hi holy [ __ ] we don't [ __ ] him up good he looks like a middle schooler tried to do old-age makeup look I could see his gummy works he turned into the actual Clayface I could see his mouth he mouth gummy works oh my god nightmare Sam Elliot Wow Wow lots of choices he looks like the Cryptkeeper is trying to sneak into a rave in the Old West okay again sort of an abstract concept for us to chase down with this girl like we go and do Bart Simpson if so many times there dunno I don't know what to tell you meet the loser of every season of RuPaul's Drag Race most these tattoos aren't even showing up well where would they find purchase like I just don't there is no unmarked flesh I can't get over this view what is going on it can we get it hey Susan can we get a close-up on this gummy works what's going on in there because it's like I can see some teeth but they're mirrored somehow and they're weirdly stretched out do want to keep [ __ ] around with them because we didn't even see what the face stuff was doing and maybe there's better options for the I had fun with you you know doing a random face selection but I'm curious if we can like really goof up better if we see what's going on uh maybe it's worth trying wow that's a crazy slider snip snip snip snip maybe that's how he communicates he spins his statement into your ovipositor oh I look like this man ah dang Oh nuts I look like this now dang it this is what I look like ah beans I look like a real goober what do you think happens if I click manage appearance ello like a series of like [ __ ] clipping pops up is like hey it looks like you [ __ ] up a whole lot oh it's good uninstall the game you gave me trusted with this oh we can save it oh good idea yeah let's save it oh we could even like take out another thing and then decide between the two oh I don't I don't I mean if you want to do that we totally can hi guys I can't see him like our children though how bad we mess up one of those little Chipettes so I would like to do that let's put some clothes on this child first first person for me if we could just get some clothes the child please well no [ __ ] like really Blaine and so absolute acceptable look no hurt her little shirt is like oh man it's super little yeah she's gonna she's gonna drown yeah she's looking she's yeah she's up to her but not water oh gosh but wait what if her head is like super big like an Dark Crystal or something oh I love that are super flow whoa whoa all right now we can really get into the face because it's uh you know on the [ __ ] screen yeah for a change brow position up hello parents will talk to you like that you I'm not I know you chose this dress in this body shape you're a pervert someone stop it whoa ah that's good you're via naughty boy make wise big is that what you like you we're perfect I don't know why you have to approach it from this side oh my Oh God pulls bigger daddy you my god this is making me very uncomfortable all right oh that's good put switch them together real good daddy and make [ __ ] you are you are every that we've worked so hard to build the monster factory brand lately I don't know why you're self sabotaging like this right now oh my goodness golly geez if you make my nose this small I can't smell your sins daddy Oh God what even it's Oh oh good god teleswivel et al they got a little dressed up it looks like she's about to telepathically strangle Bill Pullman Justin what is up with this weird rat baby we married oh we gotta use your app baby yeah has to be rat baby rat baby it was always you I liked her Mouse trying to get out of there Wow uh we can once those that's her [ __ ] that's your fester for brain good oh my god look at the nose Susan close-up on the boobs holy [ __ ] Karen sure sure why not it's good Wow the nose is like really messing it me up what part of it do you think is good really how it's just like an inverted bone jutting out from the center of her face well that's what rats have so if you take it up with God that's true it's a really good point Griffin that I guess I've never really blamed God for rats before it's weird that this slider takes her from weird featureless rat woman with a for brain to full-blown zombie apocalypse it's it's a very bad slider and I love sliders but it can't be in the middle see really no eyebrows that's good whoa that's really good that looks like um that looks like she's a special effect where the person's upside down you know I mean they've just like fixed it in posts yeah it looks like yeah I see what you're saying like those eyes are like she's drawn onto her chin yeah it looks like her mouth her foreheads kind of Frannie mouth matter ahahaha get that bikini go back I just pressed the pause button and it switched into it I think it's like the starting outfit that you have to wear the whole time I we're both going to prison I like rap baby better than uh weird it's a Sam Elliott succotash as I have taken a calling in my head I like rap baby better than succotash but I really really really like how big succotash is because once you're out there on the field you're just gonna be towering over everybody and I thought that's gonna be a lot of fun but I also like being on the molecular level sure too little to like check my mail yeah cuz I got I can't get up that mailbox can someone please get my mail for me yeah you are basically canaima goes to Justin Griffin's dick tour and away we go it's nothing oh man [ __ ] look around babies mad as hops oh [ __ ] okay okay okay okay kay-kay whatever yeah what hi it's Debbie can I get an exterminator in here please there's a rat as you know these rat babies they're looking for coins and wishes can we get rid of the UI entirely oh it's uh this is the miserable UI customized UI right there oh my god games get it to [ __ ] together way up my god wake up wake up with a bug up a gap I'm gonna climb inside you open your mouth I'll be ladder to climb insane should wake you up on the inside hey for real to wake the [ __ ] up Gil Hong young Moxon [ __ ] cool name here you go sprint later what's a [ __ ] yeah dude dit dit dit dit dit dit dit dit rat baby get you then [ __ ] chili dogs rat baby you are now an official member of the sonic verse ooh oh oh I see oh I see how novel like a real game no it's fun it has cutscenes like a real game you played video games all right well here here's another one called played in Seoul it's got all the things in video game has cutscenes people rat babies yes choices choices and punching kicking sprint Gil hog dragons probably to Gil homes to kick the [ __ ] doesn't have to kill hogs sorry we're trying here's all sound cool oh my god Justin here I go [ __ ] didn't do it quite quite they didn't quite get there alright let me try again I'm flying haha that's a bad one on that one wow they should have planned for this to happen huh oh but if I came out of me and that's what happens when you die every I do I not oh I guess that's just it a state of the game lots of shame because I had a lot of like ideas for what we could do um but it seems like maybe um that was the end of it it kind of seems like that might be the end hey looked out your computers or somewhere to put a quarter in gotta check lousy no still just a regular computer um let me think here maybe the chat can um well tell them it's rat baby now you're saying that you should probably figure out a way to say that in like the region yeah that's good hey that's good good good good I have to be level 11 no that makes sense yeah that adds up that tracks um maybe Shan see see Channel hey I ran out of god no there's no channel chat hmm dang server I doubt they're gonna let me talk to the whole server but let's give it a shot hey this is your girl rat baby I clicked escaped I didn't do it you would think that would be doing something would think that would kind of do it daily - - me right out oh this is okay well I'm in hell I met my soul is trapped in hell forever but hey the good I got a 3/3 that's for potions for rat baby all right lucky healing time well I'll just drink one of those and then I'll just sort of be floating in the void but I'll be very helpful this is service journalism though isn't it yeah cuz now we can tell people don't as a joke for your brother pretend like you don't know how to fly and go sailing off the waterfall in zone one certainly because we will do that the game the game just hates that yeah we would rather you did not well I definitely don't remember what my pin is cuz I did not think I would play this game a second it's okay the lorry [ __ ] me oh man Griffin I don't know what you want me to I goofed up very good hey Amy no it's because I don't have any Zen beans right bears n beans no this expansion packs not gonna help me out I don't think you ought to get too much each hour unless it pops up underneath my dead body Leslie back up into the world surely to get a chance to live he's like looks like it's my turn here comes succotash sorry rap baby you had your chance and you [ __ ] it it's time for succotash oh my god ha ha ha ha succotash oh my god succotash no you can't wake the [ __ ] up is succotash here you go here you go all right presidents face key while sprinting to perform a sprint jump and then glide you beautiful boy glide you beautiful boy ah look at Lee [ __ ] I'm definitely going to put in on the wings of love every time I do that in this video I've got wings what does that mean good it's all good stuff gonna recent a panic can I jump to that bridge Oh are we really [ __ ] play with fire again huh I bet I can make it huh well do you not think I can make that you know what in a million billion years I couldn't make that he's got a try well I know cuz that'll be the end of the video because then we have to make a new person I don't want to do that I don't want to do that either but [ __ ] the shipping Harbor is safe but that's not what ships are for oh they're for jumping over bridge gaps I think succotash can do this okay I believe that succotash will do it I believe in you succotash Wow some fake whoa okay so well that's the worst that's impossible what so bad all of it up really bad no escape is taking everything because he was so brave but he got so scared that the end of his body just refused to do it but the motion was already carrying forward off the cliff what the [ __ ] succotash like what to do wait maybe we moved it off the screen reset it please sir confirm affirmed firm resurrects for okay so that was on us that one's on us that one's on us should we go back to baby rat I mean I think succotash did the inspirational thing that he was supposed to do like he inspired us to find a way to bring her back and that's all he was ever meant to do yeah thank you sucker - Thank You succotash I want you to get the hell out of here now though I think I'm sick - Fred I got it I picked a pet class what what do i what defy yo B&S what's up with your evil scene have you seen a cat wow this is just awful she's familiar name them succotash do you believe reincarnation okay all right okay hey how quickly can I change what my familiar is when do I get a chance to respec press tab to order your familiar to use lunge on the enemy yeah get on yeah get them yeah get them [ __ ] them up vape life cotton God getting those [ __ ] chunky rips off my vape life babe life what's your PB ratio hey babe let me check up the ohms on that check up the arms vape life for some primo cotton faith life let me score some juice juice my dad took all my juice away that's where succotash died I want to tell you about your dad hey why what tell you a story about your dad come here have a sit-down / / dance / sit I want to tell you about / VAP God what if you did do / baby just pulled out a [ __ ] giant ass vamo v3 check with the ohms act Ozone's up and just Jackie God wounded gar get the box out of him yeah no come on no hey Clayton Sol I'm afraid we lost him somebody grabbed him and ran around with him too long didn't take him to the hospital like he needed to go to only one thing only one thing to do now we can't have him come back as one of the walking walking dead mrs. stuff too started falling off of him we were like whatever don't worry guys I got this okay got it here I'll get it I'll get another box man there's plenty of box boys out here ah this one's dead too I'm good not no nobody why are you drowning all these people next to our boats I do it for the vapelife that you haven't had a partner in a rape life in 50 years I don't understand what nobody'll talk to you like why did they play an MMO if they didn't want to connect with people you know go back to analogues time to go back analog Oh No and squelched for one minute for well that well or take away your rights until they're taking away my vapers rights 48 [ __ ] seconds they're all gonna be gone in 48 seconds so your cat your casserole like should you get one for you and one for your cat doesn't seem fair I mean I guess my cat is constantly sort of broadcasting sort of my thoughts be savvy vapors rights 24 seconds my god they're gonna be back on records by then they're all gonna be fired packs of cables everybody here is gonna start smoking traditional analogs unless I can come on you should put that up there a couple more times there's no way to this sculpture twice they're afraid of you yeah damn it what are they afraid of you bleedin soul was opened up by Big Tobacco I mean I'm being stealth muted by Big Tobacco cuz that's obviously everything that has to them my cat just shows up his life this Big Tobacco has stealth muted me I don't even know what's going on anymore Astra's s Chris life so wow this is gonna be tough on a review huh yeah I mean Tom I love follow Brad maybe I love vape life I really hate how we look at that another casualty of a rearranged UI um the game seems neat I didn't play it in the traditional sense how one would normally play a game it seems you unless you want to spread a message about the health benefits of vaping versus analog cigarettes right that would be my review of blade versus soul based on the very limited cross section I played is that there's some really unique and original ideas for an action MMO but it's run by big analog what do they here's what I'm saying what are they afraid of wake up they but they can't stop a signal what aren't they telling us and the answer is a lot he's thinking you've planted a seed here today a vape seed and a he's gonna be grow into a beautiful vape tree okay well my rating for red baby would be vape seed out of vapor tree because I think say one day you're gonna grow well gorgeous really put the challenge on me to draw what I think a vape seed and a big tree looks like but you know what I think I'm up to the Photoshop challenge all right good you

Channel: Polygon

Views: 1,392,847

Rating: 4.9407563 out of 5

Keywords: blade and soul, monster factory, gameplay, lets play, videogames, Blade and Soul, Blade & Soul, MMO, MMORPG, Steam, NCSoft, PC, Windows, VAPERS RIGHTS, blade and soul gameplay, monster factory blade and soul, mf blade and soul, character creation blade and soul

Id: kT2Y6ftxilM

Length: 26min 35sec (1595 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

man, they're funny as fuck

[u/[deleted]]

I did make the mistake of going to the actual game website. Sheesh.

[u/YouSmellLikeBurning]

B&s doesn't have shit on aion's character creation

That game showed me abominations that were never meant for human eyes

[u/[deleted]]

Insufferable.