Monster Factory: Training a Perfect Super-Athlete in Wii Sports Resort

[Music] just and we're going back in time back to the back to the back to the future for a spooky Halloween episode of monster factory what's mr. Pooh ki about it this UI it was not very good no it's not an enjoyable UI it is not the best it's ever been anyway we're playing startropics it's got a deep customization engine boy what a there's just a lot of garbage on here huh well on this one there is a lot of garbage and we are sorry about that do you think if we load up the Wii Shop Channel what do you think is even gonna be do you think season 2 of stranger things is already up on the Wii Shop Channel nobody would find it no it's a secret ok fy3 what we watch him so what we're actually gonna do is we're gonna make ourselves and meet this is this is the og we that I'm playing on not Wii U it's an important distinction because I think after we make our our special special person we're gonna take them to a fantasy resort do just a few sports of the Wii variety with them I love that let's get it wild so here's a squad just to go down the line here's you hey hey look at me look at you you made me get the hell out of here wait do not erase are you do not erase all right but you're on thin ice was this like a a new we like did you get a fresh a burn early for this no this is my this is my Wii U I just haven't messed around very much I actually transferred the data from my old we into this Wii U as evidenced by the fact that this is what I thought I looked like in 2008 nope Oh oops that's not what that's not really right at all that's not really how any of that works no you need a new look this is that I mean I even a thing and that's not anything that I even had was the weird part yeah I was joking about half-life 30 but I think we finally found Gordon Freeman he's right here so that kind of an elevated view of my facial hair back in but yeah that was kind of like a maybe did you look at that every morning just like someday someday I'll be there and then this is just a good version of Bart Simpson that I mean I guess what was our last thing I said I feel like we are on a hot boy streak yeah let's go all ladies choose a look like this should be fine Wow look at this assortment do you think I just like what's up with sad princess lay up there I can't stop looking at her oh no no oh [ __ ] is this like a is this like a Dark Souls randomized Oh groovy Oh baby I don't know that it's gonna let me get quite as well a variation on this one oh but it's getting there though it sure is kinda I think she died I think we died while we're doing this like oops you always were supposed to present five times no I'm a corpse this is just you've accessed the secret all roadies menu roadies victimís gone somewhere else now boy this game sure likes those eyes huh she's alive again oh no she's wait can you really call this life okay she's back to looking normal now yeah that's weird I feel like I'm watching like a new okay go video like they should be singing along with the lyrics it's just another towering achievement hurry oh my god dr. Zaius what the [ __ ] why did we leave humanity Oh baby manatee go that Wow okay yeah apparently like Planet of the Apes is in there like you just get there what's up with these eyes I don't think this is a regular eye option it's just bleed based on the fact that the we like projected like it 360p because it looks like this it looks like this dr. Zaius got smoked out it looks like they made a live-action Alvin in the chip and everybody hated it yeah I feel like this is not a bad jumping off point oh man Oh Oh golly what is happening with the eyes though it looks like she's got another burner set of eyes underneath her regular eyes well we can scootch him around to kind of know I like them being inside the wrinkles so I think come on no come now you come on all right can we hide the eyes completely why is that I mean this is software built to construct faces right of human there we go complete eye removal no no eyes required babies is a spooky one you're right kind of a haunted one huh oh I love that I do you love that because I kind of hate it yeah because it is but it's Halloween that's so on-trend it's Halloween but it's it's a human it's a it's a specter of death yeah yeah it's a death mask a cheerful one though which I like Oh hmm hmm this is going from bad to worse is it going bad I mean the nose is so good it's really where it's its power triangle Justin or is it little small small power triangle this is what this is whoa whoa okay oh that's fun hey papi yeah see now okay my name is Greg that's Greg jr. look it's lower on my face oh he can turn that this part off and then yeah now we've just got a very small face I mean here's the thing this thing is gonna compete in a 12-round what is that doe decathlon of sport and we want them to be as good as possible is this facial configuration really gonna help them out in this guard also gonna get a very very small pair of glasses on them how small the glasses go I think you should not have zeros I can't play my sport you'll pay for the whole face but you only need the edge oh now secret huh yeah you can't this she kind of looks like um like a very condensed - Benjamin Franklin right now yeah like a very like if Benjamin Franklin's whole scene the head part of him was just kind of centralized sure sure look it's kinda let me worry yeah like it's got its hands up like don't even worry about it man the hair though then the hair I feel like is not really it's necessary you're right you can see the blinkers through the Hat meet that ain't not right okay [Music] oh [ __ ] that's the worst possible yet illusion yeah it looks like an alien drew on a human face I'm kind of worried she now looks like a weird character from Arthur like some sort of like I don't know nutria or something like that or is that is that what they're called I don't I haven't understand any of your references for the past 30 seconds nutria is a big like swamp rat and Arthur is that cartoon that's got the boy in it and he makes the fist and everybody on the internet thinks it's really funny Arthur I think he's like a aardvark or some sort of weasel okay yeah sure sure sure sure okay you trippin be couple camera one camera two very big four ready for sport very powerful powerful body big powerful body um gotta got it well I mean but it's gotta be and those oh wait hey territory all right if we're doing this I'm getting that eyeball out of there cuz it's ruining the illusion for me okay [Music] maybe see no you do not going up there something powerful and athletic something athletic and powerful touchdown what about Oh what about what if we just call her baseball I want something a little crazier a little more silly a little more random that's something that good South Park camera think of things hockey what's that got in it pucks sticks high-sticking fighting no no turbo turbo Beth Oh Vic hey turbo Vicky no turbo Vicky turbo Vicky is very good turbo Vicky's very good but here's the thing it's not short for Victoria it's short for victorious yeah turbo Vicky to the arena with vit Val I don't know that I want to claim this one actually this was just sort of natural selection at work survival of the fittest wait Mingo no no mingling turbo Vicky oh my god that was me and turbo Vic you're wearing the same thing embarrassing you guys should have called each other you have to erase yourself now I look like her I look like that's good let her kill you so I mean she'll have to best me in the Sports Arena should we create a rival for turbo Vicky oh that's good look him look at this beautiful family though mom Pam let me have the baseball for a bit so sad yeah I'm just sad such a sad gentleman that's a really cool careful oh you keep skipping these crazy [ __ ] this is like an old roger sterling ass [ __ ] yeah it's like an old shitty businessman with a huge old ding dong nose just look like Michael Stipe what happened kind of like this guy's style do you because he looks like a pervert he looks like a pervert tennis star that knows of their okay Stanley come on how long have any other old white men do you know I'm running low just kidding yeah there's a all day long there's just two okay that really does look a lot like Dick Cheney though for real yeah for real though maybe that's just maybe just maybe that's turbo Vicky's nemesis Dick Cheney like a wild Dick Cheney that we found in the like a wild but like can I say something like a wild sexy Dick Cheney's with like a hard body and good sports muscles hmm Jamie Nicholas Cheney hmm here I come give me that sports ball I'm going to throw it in the garbage now sports he's there because he hates sport yeah he doesn't want to cancel sports forever yeah he's not here to beat turbo Vicky in sports of course he couldn't he's 500 years old but he will take the sports away so nobody else can enjoy it what card Dick Cheney guys quick gold I'm just golden Google yeah Siri what color are Dick Cheney's beautiful eyes Cheney's eyes blue and gray like the sea after a storm what it says Siri said that about his eye Siri said so do you want to go with blue or do you want to go it's bluish okay anything else can you look up the man cuz I don't remember him I just remember sort of his grim legacy hold that and then I'm gonna send you the first image of Dick Cheney that I found while I was searching is this gonna be a troubling one or if I'm just a regular pic of Dick Cheney but I think you're just a regular dick pic yeah okay okay you sent me this picture it looks very um very dick we didn't change it that much so I'm not saying that it's like man I'm looking through my skype history now oh it's [ __ ] busted dawg great pictures of Dennis Farina and some bad pictures of Shrek how BIG's Dick Cheney would you say knee-high to a frog three happy three Apple signs he's a hundred and seventy three centimetres tall I don't know what that means he's about that big and I would say he's about this fixham that looks oh so dick can you google something for me sure you look up his favorite color and Chris does his birthday I'm gonna say he's not my favorite I had other more favourite VP's it's uh January 30th dammit so far off I was literally the opposite end of the couch yeah yeah maybe he likes blue because maybe Dick Cheney's like a big Sonic the Hedgehog cosplayer I love that Betty loves Sonic but then again me but you wouldn't he we could just go Knuckles the Echidna Kyle alright let's make it red and this one I think was also evolution evolution for billions of years has just been working towards this sexy good at sports [ __ ] Cheney quite a little collection of friends here huh but just a great team just a great little squad got me look like an [ __ ] back in 2008 2009 that era got a perfect simulation of you got turbo Vicky the ultimate sports champion sexy good at sports Dick Cheney and then a perfect Bart Simpson you know what the thing I keep thinking about what is he he looks a lot like Bart hello hello I'm sure I'm Shakira Miyamoto welcome to me beautiful resort hello I'm Bill treinen would you like to play some table tennis hold on I gotta turn this turn this guy down prepared a wide variety of options I'll be training and I've prepared for you some of them in favorite sports how are you gonna get a stay up on the mic when you're in this like visceral action um I've got a law of on I've got one of those cool headset mics great yeah I look [ __ ] cool dude table tennis table tennis match Jim this is a fun game I wish that I knew where the Wii was or the controllers or the cords at this point this point statistically everybody's already accidentally eaten there we rooks who is pigeon hey it's bitchin hey who's this sorry excuse me what okay wait where did Griffin go where did pigeon go dude pigeon take Griffon looks like it's cold cold baby it's cold outside don't remember how this works it just flies like regular just like regular tennis this is just like tennis it is kind of hard to talk into the mic and do good sports [ __ ] you not stupid yeah idiot damn turbo Vicky yeah she refuses to die I loved her well Vicky's shorts yeah her whole outfit is very funny I'm distracted by her shorts cuz it's her but Vicky was like these are nice can I keep these oh damn it I can't just PI yo I'm gonna want him back get that [ __ ] out of here stupid call oh there's Dick Cheney he's watching me he's study in my [ __ ] techniques [ __ ] classic dick floater oh god he's trying to float me dog no come on Vicky come on god this is getting too close yeah why'd you let Kim this much oxygen I took up my wrist strap and it's just slapping the leg okay oh that was a real life damn it here it comes get out of here Cole you're done Cole no I seasoned some trick shots and [ __ ] damn it get that [ __ ] out of here here this is bad though in a way cuz dick seeing what it's like when you're pushed to your limits right you know this is I'm going like Super Saiyan right now and now he knows what I got what Hank yeah he knows all your moves he knows exactly what you're capable of damn it Cole real Griffin's getting exhausted from this volley playing down Griffin put it down that the turbo Vicky is willing but the Griffon is weak this done go in the potty mouth that's a Vickie V it's a beautiful mirror oh god she can't see herself don't everyone please sport can we drain that pool please no reflections no reflections please all right I think you got it we've got a lot of sports to get there come on our tree let's give those arms break I got a plug in a nunchuck for this go to Toys R Us and buy a nunchuck I'm back from Toys R Us how was it it was cool if you're a Skylander don't remember hold the Wii Remote in your left hand and then uncheck in your right hand okay don't know why you would literally reverse how it always works oh that is Oh alicat strike baby right down the middle oh my daddy like I'm gonna split that [ __ ] arrow Robin Hood wait a minute is that Dick Cheney I see up there get him dead no wait where's it going where's it going hey wait hey wait a minute there come on [ __ ] calm down she's paranoid now Cheney can be anywhere be hiding behind that five sign now we're good you got it oh well that's a long distance yeah sure there are I don't know why they'd make me stand this far from it yeah just let her scoot up a little bit Dick Cheney [ __ ] sorry Janie what so what do I get eighty eighty seven that's great that seems very good to me okay it's a high school oh well no I think Griffin I guess did a little bit better than that yeah he probably didn't take a potshot at Dick Cheney he I've had to defend himself that's true what's the next sport that I need to show Dick Cheney that I'm the best at frisbee with the dog yeah that sounds like fun I don't know necessarily frisbee golf or frisbee dog of course it's dog don't be silly maybe I play one ass dick and I just yeah and I make him play really bad now dick what's funny is he is left-handed hey hey I hate it out here I hate my dog my God's broken there's too many crabs out here I hate lovely little rocks next to the water one of these color I need all these very small rocks I love my shorts I love my shorts though but I hate my dog got it why did I do left handed this is chase the bounce you have to expect the bounce dog stupid animal you gotta know the bouncers coming you stupid mutt somebody get these balloons out of here I'm merging to latex you damn kids hey you got one to improve your throwing turn your body I can't turn my body anymore I've got very old spine ninja star approach the old wind up the old whirly bird poor dog he's not even getting it do you think the dog is as disappointed in Dick Cheney as this is why I hate sport look at the dog shaking that festival suckers look at that bullet damn get that [ __ ] dog what's the dog even doing now don't swing too hard just have fun dick just have fun just have fun for once I gotta back up or else I'm gonna [ __ ] punch my microphone across the rim here we go Wow damn it left-handed stuffs pretty tough I do think this is kind of [ __ ] cuz like I have no control over the dog get it get it go get it get it get it get it get it not bad not bad nice catch great team dick and animal are becoming one in the same to two hearts one frisbee I tolerate you animal [ __ ] no no no it's not gonna be something ok why did I make dick a southpaw it seemed funny at the time oh no it's not gonna be oh just barely on the cuss hmm I miss my arm bones I'm vice president Rayman [ __ ] I blame that one on the missing bones this dog's eyes like the [ __ ] did you see that like the dog was giving me which job damn it okay that you had to know going in I'm gonna switch it to right hand I mean I'm gonna use my right hand in left hand mode and just see maybe this will be better well this is a fun way to do it why is he this dogs getting overheated girl off pup [ __ ] come on Dick Cheney is the worst at playing with dogs he can't play with dogs right the end a great run he's banned he's banned from playing any more sports it's time to pan back in our grand story - turbo picky as she dominates in bball oh [ __ ] you know she's got this I apparently don't apparently I haven't unlocked this one I guess it's 2016 and I guess for this game feature has not been unlocked yet well she's so ready I don't know you didn't how do I do it just don't just shoot it swing there in a quick motion over your head to jump up and shoot alright buckets Jordan Kobe alright Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe buckets Kobe baby go baby Wow and Kobe what's the gas it's doing horsie breaking Jordan buckets creme pimping oh yeah that's it Scottie Pippen Scottie dippin Charles Barkley Larry Bird Larry Bird good god what's the deal yeah yep get only in it get on down on it he's a mate holy [ __ ] let's see if daddy still got it I'm the pet and daddy doesn't have it get him Vicky get him though you want me to go over the rock then yeah no big deal I'm gonna go ahead and start writing a letter to that man in the hat's family you

Channel: Polygon

Views: 1,605,099

Rating: 4.9374146 out of 5

Keywords: video games, videogames, gameplay, polygon, Wii Sports Resort, Wii, Nintendo Wii, Monster Factory, Griffin McElroy, Justin McElroy, monster factory wii sports, wii sports, wii sports mf, mf wii sports, wii sports characters, wii sports character creation

Id: m5qOd6-yT8s

Length: 27min 8sec (1628 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 28 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/lukel1127]

Kobe!

[u/skippythemoonrock]

Whats really 2spooky is that Mii looked just like Bart

[u/MR_PENNY_PIINCHER]

I just had my wisdom teeth out and I think I tore my sutures laughing at "You paid for the whole face but you'll only use the edge"