Monster Factory: Saving the World One Knife at a Time in Champions Online

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They were in rare form with this one. I was glad to see them back at it.

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I feel like I've lost the monster factory plot a little bit like what do we even what do we even do here you used to do it for no reason but now you're doing it for a reason Griffin well you got you got a somebody's look it up to you oh you're saying because I have a baby now I really have to do good in the monster factory right the baby's counting on you to deliver the most premium creations you can and think about this also now we're talking about passing things down it's not just your legacy thing it's a legacy thing exactly an inheritance right there in your your someday your child maybe you please stop talking I'm trying to read the [ __ ] Terms of Use I'm gonna accept this Terms of Use and if they get us on the back end with the refractory residuals then that's on me and that's on my son Justin we're gonna play [ __ ] champions online and you know why I read it this new periodical it's called Entertainment Weekly and it was telling me all about how superheroes are hot right now it's ah superheroes movies superheroes television super super hot and the back I was looking back to the are sort of our IP roster and we haven't really had too many crossover hits except for of course - can Dan catch him Tuesdays on TBS 8:30 8:30 p.m. - can Dan's - can jam I hear you right now and you're talking about transmedia and I'm definitely pick talking about the crossover stuff and this entertainment weekly periodical it was telling me all about these comics books and Elektra and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and it sounds super duper duper hot and I want to get a piece of that pie so we're gonna play this game that I don't have all the exits - oopsie doops should've click through into this sub well then we'll just take what we can get unless you want to send me some zani you gotta trust there you gotta trust the crit first off this game is still operational the first thing I need to address okay let's start with this carrier yeah that's the thing with a Capon storm sure insurance there is a very good try by everybody but that is the thing you'll need to try Palmer's is the thing with the cape and shorts watch these Jimmy capes chains man this is inconvenient and bathroom time look at this [ __ ] dweebus though now I love this because I didn't play champions on my I did play City of Heroes and this was also in City Heroes which is I'm playing a game where I can shoot [ __ ] lightning out of my ears and you know telepathy out of my ding-a-ling but I I think I want my superhero power my superhero power to be gun have to have the gun guns and to use them yeah I'm surrounded by a world of like superhuman demigods and I want to roleplay as Ted Nugent let me thank you know this guy this man is a pervert did you see this if you see this man call the pervert police get a red dwarf cast off absolutely not not a million years why would they think so absent okay we're gonna we're gonna get a [ __ ] DCM a takedown and box no the thing no that's not me he doesn't have glasses you see let's play a blade finder it's a new bar game that they have on one of those touchscreen devices and you have to count how many blades are on the one person one two three four now here's just sort of a nasty rat the first draft of the predator we're like well I'm not sure this versus Schwarzenegger is like back I'm gonna get you Arnold and I'm gonna eat all your snacks hey I see you wiping that dirty mud all over yourself I'm not fooled I got specialized I can see your heat Arnold Here I am through the jungle for you I don't know it's Danny Glover Danny Glover's come and get me to team up it's like NBC's the Cape is what that gentleman looks a sacrifice like Kate oh by the way I didn't tell you this Griffin I found a DVD of NBC's the Cape the entire series and the back seat of our Father this is just half a DVD is it just like that's all they needed to get all Cape it's a very thin duty anyway you said if I said our daddy's car dad was like gotta have the Cape ready to go to go at all times Oh see this is they when they were come up with archetypes for this game they're like we have swords man we have guns man can we do hybrid swords guns men it's never been attempted my name's bullseye swords kinsmen I'm growing 80 I don't have a beard I have a thousand whiskers mm-hmm I'm like a super kitty cat hi no I'm the kitty cat me house I don't know even once who gives a [ __ ] if I share this guy on the [ __ ] Street lift in a car with his mind I would see him and be like who gives a [ __ ] I feel like this guy would save me from a burning building I'd be like thanks and while he's like flying me down to the ground I would get bored with him I would like try to wriggle out while we're like two feet up yeah God let me go what's wrong look I'm W s TV a walking radio station man blasting good times and great oldies I mean I would love to be this [ __ ] nasty rat how much is that I don't understand it then just send me some [ __ ] Zinn this won't do I want to be this nasty rat I'm close don't wanna be then asked you're at there's gotta be a way to pay me close the game I'll find the workaround before you can purchase you have to complete the tutorial [ __ ] oh okay then you don't get my money then then you just don't get paid by me my money don't run hey hey hey you're not gonna like this so uh so we I can't I I want a nice man I don't know how to use these ice powers I'm just starting out I look like a weird brick if I use a gun it's a [ __ ] gun I pointed people and I shoot it and it's gonna be the same at level one as it is at level 100 cuz it's a [ __ ] gun okay let's make let's not we don't have to commit to that like let's get through the tutorial with something and then mail oriole a second time kill her don't kill her plan I don't I just we're doing god I'm feeling very good about this [ __ ] it looks like he's like right now he's fixing the telephone but like later he's got pro wrestling practice the best glossiest day ever holy [ __ ] [ __ ] door knocker on his ding-a-ling what's with these people you door knocker what's with this roast beef legs what is that paint like those are full Griffin turn him to the beautiful gashes shortens I'm saying it's like you fought a shark anything like what are the pieces at all these are all so [ __ ] good yeah it's gonna be an easy monster factory we need our own see this guy's got a bunch of grapes on his [ __ ] face out like eight feet in front of them they don't broke it for us they don't hack this one for us oh my god the collar is very good too on that fella oh now guys guys yes what is that supposed to be why you guys got a [ __ ] beyblade arena on his chest can I be a superfight I have a bladder sickness okay hey come on hey what's up director's cut - Donnie Darko can you get out of here what's with the pants then where did everybody's gashes yeah but blown it's just like clear boat exposed my costumes almost done I think just if I could get a scarf if I can just get a delicate scarf I got one of those and Ponce any pants pants to cover up my wrinkled legs at my - do you have to pace in to get [ __ ] completely all skinned for 99 you got a patch a weird standards you like okay I do want to protect my shoulders definitely I don't want to protect my chest with my heart is the [ __ ] dude century he is I can't even process everything that's going on here like save I cannot risk musi he's got oh just to recap he's got a robot arm he doesn't look good over the top down good night cyber armed with fish fin sure armed with fish on it he's got bitching flame decals on his leg he's got a utility belt he's got one giant metal or big tribal giant arm he's got what can only be described as a push for him it's a push broom on his shoulder and up top okay snakeskin boots yes up top very shiny shirt and top he is working with a rat head like what appears to be a giant rat ear a cool hair no matter what we're going with this [ __ ] face why don't we always start out with other games what how ants Master Chief I'm Ronald Master Chief's secret friend thanks barn 'old you got it Master Chief I love you Mardi Gras baby I'm real [ __ ] up [ __ ] that looks like somebody's like school principal lost a bet with how much they get in the fundraiser the biggest [ __ ] possible yeah sake somebody just sort of shoved one big fat arm into a jumpsuit all right head type wolf small no good per pad is our wolf smaller or perhaps will smallest that's all we got attachment site accessory we have to make this is gonna be our new middle ciders if there's an option to a pin to something to this creature we cannot not do it emo medium this is an emo Seward beast this is a hot topic toilet mistake do we want the hair to be hair Margaret or leather or metal Margaret tell me now haircut dr. haircut doctor give me two cuts so we've already got the emo hair that's a lock in there the mullet might be fun because we're gonna be seeing a lot of the back of this character oh that's pretty good this is just I can't look at this this beading eyebrow where does were chained to get every time this is just beasts and monsters wearing awfully you know what I like about champions online a lot of games at this point would say can't points why would know can't can't have can't have bunny ears in other ears can't it don't know can't it simply don't know can't no one's watching we could do whatever sins we want there's no God here to observe this we all would let you buy money you know I'm getting up in years why I psyched about what it is I feel like there sit down with the Colliers I mean [ __ ] [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you trying to hide it but he had to cut some weed discrete holes topics how is this is topics are you I would love to get some anime on here I would love us just a cyber crown and then we just get started get a little fleshy nubbin yeah talk about there what should we know my name yeah right oh [ __ ] no I mean we don't have an essence because right now he's kind of [ __ ] sewer shark meets samurai pizza cats meets SWAT Kats copyright copyright traitors like all this is this new vision of this is completely our can there be more how can there be more accessories how can we how can this person have more stuff on their head there's no way we are out of real estate we've begun building a second level this is the Undercity where the poor are banished the devil man the double man lives under the [ __ ] Midgar plate I mean do we want to get some some dragon wing aesthetics going on I can't even take them all in look man mouth okay if we put mouth on there the [ __ ] MC skat Kat bass that we were using for this creature is going to be completely hidden well let's see it maybe we can find the beer is good lots of good beards huh that's imposing though I will say that yeah we should send this to Stan Lee and be like try to write orange for this you old creep he fell in a vat of everything he fell in six different vats looks like HR Giger took LSD and then watched samurai pizza cats on television I mean the material bare skin is good because it looks like he's actually kind of looks like he's eating an octopus like cuz it's all human octopus - yeah i wouldnt get something at those chunks going love those gashes that seems to be they seem to be very proud of that gash technology yeah you know I've seen 127 hours so I know at the inside of an arm looks like and that's basically it just kind of like a big yellow pipe just like a taquito running through the entire bottom long taquito I want to go apparel I'm not loving the tattoo yeah oh my oh my who wants their checkbook balance it's dad this is bad dad's here to help guys hi I'm your dad dad over here is gonna help this is soup dad is my hero definitely but is this him the shirts a winner I think we're all very happy we're all very pleased with this shirt but here's what I'm wondering a shirt shirt to keep your shirt warm in the winter what is that I mean oh wait what vest basic open hair all right what the [ __ ] is that that's a draw that looks like a toddler's drawing of a like a what a vest would be it's insulting yeah I mean we need I'm glad because we needed more stuff on his northern Peaks a lot of themes man why not [ __ ] you I'm a doctor now and a wolf and a dad and a cowboy I think I heard a good joke the other day do you hear it mm-hmm do you want to know one of the benefits of being Swiss what is it well the flags applause well that's fun that's like a that's just cute a lot of careers like this one's just cute like this isn't a good superhero thing I get that and it's not even a good costume thing but it's [ __ ] cute and fun and I think we need that right now material foot enough of the tyre material do we want to go with tire there's a cloth object Oh God gone we can give him a gun for his gun that he never uses back there for safety safety I wish I got to go through his origin story or he's a regular human being and then he gets transformed and it was superpowers he's like I'd like to actually go I'm not crazy about this I would actually like to return to my regular life please there's anyway still play this game they're going to be so mad at you no no don't finally a new a new arrival please come in come in let me take a look at yo god oh [ __ ] are you sure that looks pretty cool we've almost gotten a set it going a little bit it's like border or hurtling towards an aesthetic we have to be careful just knife this dude the [ __ ] out knives knives okay and then tribal with knife there we go so there's nice yeah I mean we can give this guy a gin yet like I sent like a shocking amount of knives I like all these knives honestly girlfriend I wasn't sure we shared heading down this path but I'm really enjoying all the knives what about foot knives shall we switch this guy to a knife man cuz I really am into that like knife dad aesthetic now he's a guy might be useful it looks like he had to leave his house in a fire-- and just grabbed everything night with him yeah related partial this just means you get part of a leg I guess okay like what guys hey guys it's partial it says rate it does it says on the tin alright let's have some [ __ ] fun with this oh damn karma dinosaur time Oh a little kitty cat I mean it's gotta be long enough to get out of the guitar rats pretty good retro why not like a retro animal you know back of the day they're happy things with cones on their tails love those legs mmm incredible edible legs give us some [ __ ] blue jeans yeah yeah just some jeans some everyday dad jeans oh well their dad jeans they need to be much lighter I'm everyday bad I'm a wolf I'm a wolf and I'm half knife but that's not what defines me like you wouldn't stand like a wolf so he's just standing like a average just a pleasant average person yeah height [ __ ] yeah muscle yes body that's earth he'll [ __ ] wowsers Bowser's ding Wang's now now show face sliders dearly I want my dad to have an enormous very scary head okay here's an ear slider here's his [ __ ] ears right here I don't even know what this is manipulating at this point yeah it looks like he's breathing underwater the tail is so much look at the guitar what the [ __ ] happened to this guitar back in those days guitar oh okay all right well fine this is this isn't screwed think alright Oh [ __ ] yes I feel like if people have a knife and knife dad sees them they legally have to give it to him I feel like he owns all knives yeah like it's better for your knife to be with him you know what I mean yeah sure oh wow there's a lot that's a that's a UI exclamation points are just people seeing him I'm excited to play with good example well hi there this way you people playing this okay all right we don't know I don't [ __ ] do it I got a gig wait [ __ ] hold on wait wait wait a sec it ah [ __ ] hold on just a regular Guardian knives all right ah hey bug submitted [ __ ] yeah oh my god he knifes so fast it's a fair like for his mass especially up new hero he looks like a little devil whoa look at this links and look at this demon devil oh those flames don't burn me oh I feel like I shouldn't even be looking at this demon get cut cut yeah I cut your whole body off this thing animates I can't even see like what is going on like what is where and how is who I'm late I cannot take in the visual information at a rate that which I could process it wait what am i doing knife dad made a promise that he would never use his knife children in combat we can't do this anymore just give me the plan give me the plans just let me activate just let me activate these plant just let me activate all right well I got to run away and get money we're paying subscribers excuse me I'm a gold member please stop oh you dumb no come on guys all right this is go back to fighting I know I made a promise to my children you made a promise to me that this video would be entertaining to watch I want a new a new knife ability what do I just get more knives yeah different colors in the [ __ ] revolutions here I've heard of him revolution don't go I'm your biggest fan maybe I can train okay yes nice to meet you you already know mine hell yeah I do yeah you know the name I saw you stop the doctor I saw you stop the evil plans of dr. Robotnik just explain to him that you're bowing and the animations don't permit your particular model those eyes poker no revolution look at me you just say your hair is life now you gotta fall around [ __ ] yes oh my god it's happening [ __ ] yes revolution you've made the best mistake of your life yeah dude we're gonna [ __ ] this game up let's go
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Channel: Polygon
Views: 1,182,655
Rating: 4.947732 out of 5
Keywords: monster factory, champions online, gameplay, lets play, videogames, griffin mcelroy, griffin, justin mcelroy, justin
Id: 6ZUxrJhIHnU
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Length: 27min 11sec (1631 seconds)
Published: Fri Jan 13 2017
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