Monster Factory: Stang Is Totally Not Sting Trying To Play Basketball

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Jesse McIlroy welcome to the big show come on and slam and welcome to this Jam timeless and only relevant Basketball Reference that we're gonna be making this whole time I can see they put our favorite basketball player plough uh as he's known to peel out his last ten and they usually do it with a sort of fun sort of splatoon graphic let's make a friend this is a one of the sadder basketball players I've seen not very enthusiastic about the opportunity to get out there on the in the paint he's finally in the big majors the bigs yeah maybe he's just stressed out this is like the fun you know the manga Jackson's song with the music video you know I'm bad I'm bad yeah that one straight on sculpted welcome to monster factor it's all straight on sculpting no [ __ ] just sculpt a wet bull and you can kind of tuck neatly it's like make your son did you make your head this morning you got to tuck those ears in I want to be able to bounce a quarter off that cheek oh yeah whoa oh that's bigness bigness leaves like he's shocked right you're letting me play b-ball are you sure okay if you say so right you're the boss you're the meatball boss I want to be able to see deep deep deep within the nose and also if he needs to get a basketball with them oh you're saying he can catch two basketballs one in each five yeah [ __ ] Oh profile sculpting you shouldn't have I let's change the hair and make the hair like gone Captain Picard you shouldn't have show me a [ __ ] flock of these things underwater just stinging up all the beach swimmers we just have this be their head oh good Barmes that Bumpus though it's very good look at that Jesus it's party in the front nothing out back no business no party no anything a wild thing to Eliza it's a wild one to let me do oh wow I cannot believe this yet another gradient to this knob nose oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you can't do that [ __ ] oh my god not on people oh [ __ ] this is a really good slider that's a lot in that one it lets you kiss the basketball with this one oh all of it [ __ ] that grabs all of them it ingests a lot of data for this one somebody got him wet I guess I should be the one who mentions that his nose is now a 100% replica of a flaccid penis it's how do you thought Nutella be okay wonderful I do dribble tricks please don't go please don't go please don't go whoa God I mean God we just it's kind of Dave I made it old Dave Grohl a bit kind of made it old sad Dave Grohl how bad could Dave girl pay enough money that they would let him play b-ball one last time Jesus Christ Justin it's kind of its kind of incredible actually we can't have a monster factory person who is Dave this is Dave Grohl I don't see why not bro oh the nose it's I've really been watering and feeding it a lot lately so it's very oh [ __ ] alright let's see my boy see I like him better I like him better this guy now we're receding hair I can get into mm-hmm God he looks like evil we could make evil sting if we wanted to you know what I mean sort of a puckish like nightmare sting okay I like that maybe his brother tired of standing and stings limelight has decided he's finally gonna take his shot at bball let's see if I can't get our weird Voldemort style schnoz going again and just like that here it is alright alright okay okay we're back is this anything probably not is this anything I don't know okay the story has changed a little bit this is sting but he has adopted the disguised so no one knows that it's staying playing bashing Gordon or is it Gordon or Gordon Gordon it's probably what he would change it to what's good let's go Sting's last name its Sumner but I think you could get to summer maybe possibly summer summers dan summers no relation so you're telling me that here's the fiction Gordon Sumner yes also known as sting from sting and the police previously known as famous famous fan sting in the police has recreated himself for a basketball career and changed his name from Gordon Sumner - Gordon summers no Gordon summers who's his favorite team I mean the Hornets yet yeah I mean obviously God all right they still look so sad I'm glad we've maintained that through-line mm-hmm he's probably sad because he had two different bottles of hair dye and he didn't know it but then he just went ahead and did it and he was probably just like my [ __ ] we married to the beard the beard is an important part of the disguise I mean is it because you hide a lot of good boy under it [ __ ] mmm that's pretty good [ __ ] I think this might be a boy yeah I think that's a pretty good boy Gore Gore dan Somers is not like that's not gonna be what pops up on the monster factory title card I'm struggling with what we're actually gonna call him buzz I mean buzz is like a pretty good shorthand right what if we just called him Stang Stang is good this is Stang Stang don't stand too close to him he has a sort of a Spore that he gives off you it's how he reproduces please don't come near him [Music] [Applause] so body is not an option in the basketball game I mean we'll train that body through the crucible of basketball [Laughter] what's positions I think he's a small for oh wait we're changing his height no I was just kidding before yeah I like the tiniest one personally but that's point story yeah that's all ya sure are alright archetype playmaker dunk dunk doesn't look like this is more of a defending role it seems like yeah I don't really I'm not really interested in a playmaker like that seems to me like working other people into it and stings if sting wanted to work with other people he'd still be in the police is what I'm saying alright how about we go center post score glass glass cleaner sound that's ready here that's what we need yes alright advance choose your height unfathomable if he's getting the surgeries he's gonna be you're saying he's gotten full bone surgery too alright if you all know if you're bad at everything in basketball that seems unlikely to me yeah I don't know so the shortest arms are good now let's go with the shortest arms I guess she's your weight a big boy if Stang touches you you will know you have been touched he's extremely dead little arms but he keeps him far away from himself he's weaponized his pits she's your shooting hand right right choose your number oh please please please please please please please please please yeah nice nice please let me lift up out of the floor and hang out with Michael B Jordan and Kobe please I like the look of this guy he looks a little bit like sting you shut your mouth no I I look nothing like sting don't put me on blast mr. Bryant it's not the first time we've ever had FMV in the monster factory I think so nice God I want to see Stang as like a high school student just like figuring it out and I mean he's still a 57 year old man but yeah for sure God watch him go look at him dunk people love his thing his whole thing oh we're going to college Justin Wow good job Gordon Huskies diamond Deacon Demon Deacons sounds good and look at that mean old man's face yeah and if we're following if we're chasing stangs Ark I think we got to go with the angry old man face yeah whoa okay thank you Jason bye oh [ __ ] me let me out Jason can't let me out of my cage like oh you've gotta be looks like you're not taking this seriously not taking my basketball video game series goodbye don't you do this to me again Jason smug bastard there's probably people out there who actually have the number 69 on their jerseys yeah or have to have as like every Commissioner that Matt Walsh it is welcome to the video game Matt Walsh hi Matt Walsh welcome to our video so glad you could join us Matt Walsh sorry we made you stand so close to Stang you're gonna angle asleep you are gonna have to burn that suit Matt Walsh yeah I do not have scrub your lungs Matt Walsh for the cheesecloth it takes them doing you really got to jam it down there but I am now obsessed with the idea that this engine the player creation engine would have been capable of creating a pixel perfect Matt Walsh that we could have played yeah absolutely all right I'm afraid to press the buttons that usually correspond to the skip buttons and video games because I don't want Jason to come back and remove me from the title how do you play good question oh there I am oh he's on my team you should have the ball though hell yeah here it is alright let me get back here get some time to think get super now I wasn't paying attention during either of the intros but I think this is all about putting together the best highlight reel that I can so let me just do a lot of like Passover's and like what do people love Justin what could share it on YouTube a million times that's right half-court shots we'll get that in post yeah yeah it's Gordon's ball well apparently not apparently it's not Gordon's ball it made me pass it let's get some get that one right back to Gordon hey let's get that one right back to Gordon you're a good player you shouldn't be able to get the bow and ever you want you see this is why and this is why I said get it to Gordon this is why I said get the ball to Gordon you literally just ran out of bounds with it this camera angle really makes Gordon seem pretty impotent hopefully some people are filming on there already at a concert alright watch this pass it to Gordon just pass it to me I'm open pass it to Gordon I'm way open I'm so open look at me I'm calling for it look look please Gordon now Justin what do people love to watch on YouTube half-court shots cross it crossovers tight ankle breakers the [ __ ] half-court shots from monopoly face boom Wow mmm let me take it to guys let go and take it to the hole please here we go yes putting it right and sit back in your hands cuz you don't know the shooting button right to the hole all right let me help you get that one in I touched it while yeah the net that means half those points were mine there we go Oh from that old man's [Applause] oh that's massive oh that's 1.5 million views on YouTube that is a career-maker right there he's making the basketball last a long time he's not just going straight to the hoop you know he's about prolonging the experience for the crowd oh [ __ ] Oh nasty time that was not I mean I don't know if that's highlight reel wearily but it was a good dump sure I'm celebratory for not doing very well yeah oh it's later now were you playing that in a video game yes that was a dream sequence I had fell asleep playing Halo with my roommate god that's a super well bought model bottle of Gatorade on the floor it was so as basketball i.q is gonna okay is there a [ __ ] basketball SAT prep class I can take Kurt Curtis mid first round though so that's it already good a week year I think no week crop people really want me for the number it's very funny you need to review some of the buttons are you pretty clear on which pretty good a is either past shoot or dribble oh my god it was huh another monster factory episode here we go what's the jump ball button allow offensive rebound oh okay he's thankful way excessive call from past accessible yeah because I want to play the basketball game that I bought so excuse me for except [ __ ] the ball lives that's what I guess I didn't did she okay attacking referees attaching crap leaving to play concept you just get in it let me get it let me get it let me get it come on sting paid for this basketball body [Laughter] [Laughter] ref ref ref ref ref ref hey hey ref what you think I'm sorry sorry RAF RAF I'll do better next time put me back in RAF see this would be a good time to show you that Michael B Jordan video Oh this is coaches brilliant strategy okay they're gonna pass me the ball from on the bench and then they're not gonna see me out here stealth manoeuvre trick play something that Center I'm back baby it's like we've got a c-minus that that is a grade that I have accrued why don't you really focus this time stay on your man do a good job basketball let's get grant back we go oh come now that was not d+ that I don't know why I was penalized for a bad [ __ ] pass no I'm gonna end up on that bench again the coach is not gonna be happy about this all right helping out help your man out get it in yeah yeah right cheering for teammate that should get you something who was it was blocking him it was me but if I yell that loud enough I think somebody else will get in trouble for it you're about to be an F you're on time an F and basketball is that Gatorade just said they're substitutions happening on Maury the coach hates me again back on the piss list let's get deep in the paint oh my god no they're never gonna let me play basketball again here we go oh my god good as I could do it big pass to the big man over here four three three big ones let's get three big ones on the board with your friend sting and shoot bad oh oh foul on that one huh taking it to the [ __ ] oh oh shooting foul it's for me I get to go I don't know how to do this I literally don't impressing buttons and nothing's okay the bite san roque santa right I got two chances at this I would love to put one [ __ ] point on the board miserable that's gotta be it come on so if my career could cease long enough will you like get a job at a car dealership is that eventually points oh now who's in charge when the ball comes back all right oh did you know in basketball I learned a rule today if you do five you're taken you're taken away so if you do five of them what does it mean for your career what does the Matt Walsh gonna say about this I think he might cuss at me I'm twice as big as our [ __ ] coach I don't see why he gets to tell me what to do he's a game to go with it there we go oh that was mean never mind cuz I'm a mental errors would show more value for the ball I Jonathan I value the ball more than my child you don't know what you're [ __ ] talking about ooh please stay in the first round okay all right all right all right all right I'm just gonna jam on all the buttons okay so I went a little early but now I know I'm still not gonna play by their rules [Laughter] [Music] see I just let that happen yeah because I played the game they wanted me to play oh that's right okay we're in the Blackshirts this time here we go here we go here I go again what's my weakness not dunking Oh rice sake unbelievable today okay another chance to redeem prowl what the [ __ ] just happened I'm pretty bored this time you know why is the screen shaking like that what the [ __ ] is it the crowd I don't know how this works I don't see why you get Dane for a call for pass ignored god I literally don't know what I did that time don't take me out cut Gatorade don't take me out Gatorade Gatorade don't say oh come on guys blown away I know man I wouldn't take me out yeah if Al's what happens when I'm not out there double move leading to a score I've got four points on the board J Dodd yeah you're out all the points I got all our points and there's a reason for that it's cuz I make everybody pass to me all the time I'm gonna rub it in their [ __ ] faces it's a wild shot it was my bad good ball game though reaching oh come on please Gatorade not again you scored all the points to put in a deep one Oh bad shot selection white all right well [ __ ] my score I'm gonna do everything I can to sabotage this great college [ __ ] you guys violation oh no no no no [ __ ] you you nasty wait that nasty bug is making fun but that nasty bugs trying to give away my true identity nobody look at him I'm kind of box him out or that bug Stewart Copeland pay that bug to reach everyone ignore this bug it's trying to narc me out I'm not staying did you know that if it in basketball if someone has the ball you're not allowed to take it from them [ __ ] garbage game alright they've subbed somebody else out you're distracting staying I gotta get you out of there I gotta get you either or stings gonna hurt you with this wild new way of playing basketball get out of the way here comes a big dunk see trick Dom please thank you that's right I lost points for making a shot good job for your game all right that's it and I got to finish I got to finish playing basketball well Grif this has been great I don't think your career is going very well Kent Mayer rate him well why don't we let the reviews do it for us okay God that referee was giving me the [ __ ] murder eyes they were not enjoying my my bold new strategies yeah well they they're not ready for the future of bball okay Brian Jared actually that's totally accurate yeah you got me on that one poorly awarded but you know rise to get back in the second round Rick I'm still a person okay okay I read this stuff Oh God look at him all right still late first round boy boy again just a bad year for basketball I don't give a [ __ ] what this guy's got to say [ __ ] man I mean look at mother I did it he did it again how could you I don't know I'm just looking at this guy and I hate his [ __ ] guts he hate it that's him too though he I think he feels frustrated he pay all that money for a basketball body in this irreversible surgery it's not completely irreversible because watch this that's right [ __ ] here's the prestige here's the reveal it was just sting [Laughter] [Music] little play let's stand play look at the people the cheery let's stand play crazy upset they can't even give you a magazine or something

Channel: Polygon

Views: 915,777

Keywords: nba2k17, NBA 2K17, basketball video game, basketball, sting, the police, sting and the police, college basketball, funny video game, funny video game video, Monster Factory, justin mcelory, griffin mcelroy, gameplay, lets play, videogames, monster factory basketball, mf basketball, monster factory nba, monster factory nba 2k17, monster factory nba2k17, monsterfactory

Id: -aWH3-46slI

Length: 23min 55sec (1435 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 18 2017

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Ha why would it be an option to bench you lmao

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every single one of the monster factory episodes is contagious laughter material tbh but the second life episodes had me in tears, good lord

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16:10 what is up with that guy's eyes lmao

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Stang looks just like Bart.

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