Monster Factory: Throwing Everyone in Dragon's Dogma Off a Cliff

just I'm so psyched to do this monster Factory in Dragon's Dogma darker resin what a spooky dragon or perhaps a Drake get out of here man you got a run run um promise you gotta pay up and die again you got to pay the fun tax yep nobody has fun until they finish the tutorial let's just crush this - real quick speed run tactics um yeah hey hi everybody its bones oh boy 69 I'm here that's licensed always a British choice when we do speedrun tactics it's so they hit him I'm gonna help you use your arms like this this is sure like this all day there's the advanced tactics get in there no you weren't doing it right I'm trying to help you you swing your sword like this right to left right to left give anything for you to not be doing the tutorial I cannot believe you're prolonging it with these great hilarious jokes I have an idea that is now being born in my mind okay based on this toot and it is what if we make a character cuz you can doing a character in a pawn if in research right yes yes that's correct what if we make a totally huge totally boss totally ripped character and that's like our main are leading dude or leading lady and then we make our pond be just exquisitely throwable okay just like profoundly and deeply completely throwable Dragon's Dogma is sort of like Skyrim meets the like the open-world fantasy thing of Skyrim meets the like inscrutable dark with the scribble difficulty and creature battle the Dark Souls because it's also a snake surgery sim you saw out there yeah just trim off different parts of the beast the wrong with that snake is that there was a snake on it so I just went ahead and took care of that and now I'm holding on to this things like hoof cob this game rules if it weren't for this tutorial if I saw a lion out in the wild I would would not know how to treat it but now I do know how to treat it and let's just stab it in the brain over and over and over and over again doing watches cutscene absolutely not give me that meat no I don't want countless lifetimes I want that me countless lifetimes are in this tutorial yes yes yes yes view those poses look at these dynamic and exciting poses do you think this guy got burns on his bathing suit area yeah that's why it's all bandaged up actually those are all fruit roll-ups that he saved for later it's really great you don't hurry pockets I say we make our main care to be a woman who we make just like gigantic and then we make a projectile based human who is just very sharp a lot of sharp angles sharp very like think of the least okay let's get this this woman straightened out first okay you can see you got height and weight there for this we want to push that to just the maximum yeah or we could have them in the middle there of the sliders no come on uh name is Nolan Ryan that furrow okay you don't want to like or or Randy Johnson I would take either one of this so you want to be a picture Randy Johnson Randy Johnson the woman it's gonna have to be Randy Johnson hey dragon Stella what's up with this it's here's a Pierce one thing you might want to try I don't think so actually how come you get the body like a young a lot young lady and then brought up what holy motors make more detail that it says should be the name of monster factory yeah they're not quite as punchy yeah I guess that's true my god name is probably better I think didn't make more detail is that's also true preset faces these are all whoa there's some hell yeah there's some facets you ever wanted Helen Mirren to throw you are you I am worried our last thing we did was Bart Simpson and I know a lot about Bart Simpson I will be honest with you I do not know that much about Randy Johnson it doesn't have and I do know that his face looks like a big ol being though Griffith that's perfect that's is going basically off of my memory of holy [ __ ] yes what haha oh that's good too but then what are your crazy scaling wait it's like this is good this is good this is good this is wait why is the neck wait why is it going back down and then holy [ __ ] like it gets exponentially I won't did I've seen some pretty wack proportions but this one's like almost like uncanny valley like they tried to make a good head and they [ __ ] it up just just enough that's a wild slider because like one of these looks like people and then there's several other settings that don't have any any resemblance to that oh my god hi everyone it's me Diamondbacks classic pitcher you know me all-star Randy Johnson that's good for a bit of pitch whoa I don't have particularly strong feelings about nose oh no I have extremely strong feelings about nose height the biggest the biggest and best yes the biggest best how many opportunities are they gonna give us to change our minds and have a skin card are you sure are you sure it's pretty modelled my man [ __ ] yes wow Geodude Gio Gio oh there's many options holy [ __ ] Big Unit Wow hell yeah I almost went with the with a bad one cuz I didn't know better you didn't know the good one was right there waiting for you speaking of wait there's more torsos - Wow Wow Wow what the [ __ ] is going on they gotta be strong trunks that's where this foreseer pitches come from is this the name a what I will say is that this is the most insane slider I've maybe ever seen in my life yeah yeah I whenever I use the term ladylike which I don't often uhm I don't use it to mean look at that woman her appendages are retreating into her body like a turtle's might see I like I like I like the scar over the eye that works because what happened explain that explain how did this work out have a bit happened to you uh wrinkles none perfect takes perfect care are you sure about this uh yeah are we a hundred percent sure because it's pretty tempting uh I'm sorry I just don't see her as an old cat alright alright ya know it's a baseball's young sport yet another chance to change are we are we married it's it positive hey Randy Johnson's a sore person sees the dragon thinks back what a climbing right to the butthole yes eyeful gonna seem like you can't beat the dragon but just keep on no no Randy Johnson got [ __ ] up now you gotta increase your DPS is that a pile of gold that's mail if games are stupid hi hi Darla we're shocked it would go my beginning Apollo on the ground extra our medicinal plant that's gonna hurt no now you're dead I'm good that box up the parfait you thought made me a YUM I got one again we got him we got him we got him listen she doesn't take the normal paths look at that [ __ ] look at that [ __ ] parkour [ __ ] yeah Wow you think Randy Johnson got to be a pro baseball player by following the path you know he went on the road less traveled that's his game I wish I could pick up the children and help them that's why I think you're [ __ ] jars yeah go run tell that come your child I can't tell who's a child or not they all look like children - really Joslin this is the first time we've made a creation that somebody just like oh my god come on out come on des randon come on out - Randy now most of the Sun you need me Santa bald ain't no need to be shy now I got a big box of comic strips out here we can enjoy them together I guess you like Bazooka Joe oh I never seen a Munoz like you before this week on Wildboyz we're all in this together I'm gonna hang off a yak my boy Steve is gonna drink an alligator's Wiener okay I you know what I I have my doubts about the Last Guardian but it's [ __ ] have you guys played the new Shrek game they kill it they can get the real voices is it did we make this one two people with red icons appearing over their heads don't grab and throw them whatever you do this is imperative don't know what I say the ceramic is dead is [ __ ] and I can do crazy stunts with it Wow please don't what there goes no you that's not for you hey Brooke go get that go get that argh cut its butt off cut it but I'm working on it I'm working on it you don't think that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thing's giant butt it just it looks like it's got a zipper back there just I peel the butt off oh this is so choice now plunge the sword into his butt absolutely not no good this is our chance attack its leg no I'll take her where I want to attack it the gender SME is right here oh [ __ ] ha ha I'm the ancient one spoke of an aah [ __ ] you good you good take a breather take a breather the people in this town have very short memories I think Rick Rick decided to answer that life with you so that's that's a tacit approval of your action great job you know better than I do come on in slam and welcome to the jam there are some resources down there that I need collected this is your chance to be part of the effort very heavy warning RSVP to my beach party comes you go to save rook oh yeah a man holding a jar two-for-one baseball child you think toss boy I think it might be toss boy um pan pan pen pen Randy Johnson and pan pan is reward her ward or ward boy could you color it red so it looks like like give us like a baseball vibe yes oh I'm very into this I'm very into it wait means key quick quick quick maybe I'll ask what does he need to see he doesn't need to see anything that makes him brave okay so yeah closed brave eyes he's got two hairy basins I like the kiss cuz also he's got like he's got bad cold so that's like another danger he's coming right at you this is like a nervous little punk boy and he's had about to have his first kid mmm first kiss ever it's his first kiss ever it's the middle school Spring Fling he's like I like you a lot mmm wha diesel bone D well it increases the weight though fun that's really sick though look at this kids sick body you know he's never gonna be wearing a shirt yeah this kid's gonna be sensational you do I think if you were my eight-year-old how diesel II is it's worth the extra three pounds I feel like oh [ __ ] it's a this is Sophie's Choice this is literally I'm not literally worse than Sophie she's literally the exact decision that they had to make in the movie oh [ __ ] this one's really good though yeah you can have this one ha ha what's the plot he's a venture man but in baseball boy the trip hi I'm pen pen of a Benjamin Button of a small boy big mustache pan-pan are we married to pan pan uh yeah I mean I wish I was I'm already married but I cannot I'm so excited because I'm still in love with him and I also love Randy Johnson so it's like yeah is it two-for-one hello mother please stop throwing me off tall [ __ ] swear fealty to me and I will only throw you a little just kidding just kidding I'm throwing every [ __ ] one of y'all once this cutscenes up Oh Randy John's having been record don't pit to stop throat don't throw it if you don't stop throat where's my boy pan-pan hello you're so average weighted pan-pan perfect pan-pan speedrun strat climb up on this thing Michael this is dingo man 73 coming at you live over the pad man carrying strap if you could throw them out of Bounce it's tricky dudes frame perfect well thank you rook see that's that's the trick I throw pan pan break the fence rook collects the goodies team you got go-to glitz a little team pan-pan I need you to like get [ __ ] busy when I throw you at some [ __ ] yeah again just lie there be like that's a good day's work you got like sort of and stuff nice rook get up use your magic use your magical attacks rook my man a great rook go I'm sorry Matt it's a fasces ever seen it done you're on some next-level [ __ ] I got to start throwing my children I've got my child's in danger I gotta make a distraction oh god I can't grab the man oh [ __ ] not again get mommy pimp and get mommy baby help mommy pan-pan help mommy now I know you're afraid to use your daggers but it's your gift God gave you a gift for daggers now use it mommy loves you oh pam pam hello my saint boy no other weapon you can do this what did mommy teach you about snake mouths don't get caught in them prevention is the key it's like the battles pretty much lost if you fight so stuck in a fake head something's gone terribly but Rick it's not getting the snakehead to begin with Medina get out of here hippo no I don't think you're right for me hippo now juicy peaches let's have a talk juicy peaches let's have a discussion about your future in this company ha ha you got upward mobility written all over you sandy Jackson I'm Jackson okay that's promising Chuck about Joe you know I like that meat shield okay very much so big Douglas twinkers dr. ferral Kyle dr. Phil yes dr. Phil welcome back to the fold dr. Phil hell yes I'm honored to travel with you you're dr. Phil I don't think that's who that is is it I think that's elsa from frozen Griffin yeah you're right yes who I really saw in the party hmm is it tough on dr. Phil or this [ __ ] Rando egg who I hate do we want dr. Phil the best doctor on the world or we want this [ __ ] nobody hack you would a truck with this zilch or do you want to hang out with dr. dr. Phil do you oh let's see uh rook some digital [ __ ] or Oprah's best friend dr. Phil hey rook How well do you know Oprah rook yeah let's ask you maybe rook is actually Gayle get the [ __ ] out of here ruck and you get wish'd into non-existence and you didn't twist you about existence okay so our team just to wrap up pan-pan my beautiful son my beautiful throwable son Randy Randy Johnson all-star pitcher for the Diamondbacks I think and also the mayor's Elsa from frozen risk um guess I'm gonna do to Elsa I'm gonna let her go let her go and then of course dr. Phil who I will never throw do you hear me dr. Phil I will never throw you I will throw people in your honor but I will never throw you get it Elsa oh no you broke the tip [ __ ] yeah also damn I don't know why they call that movie frozen it should have been called burnt [ __ ] up burn [ __ ] up brush it up I can cast fireballs with my mind damn dr. Phil - did you see that he just wrecked this dog I'm holding on to this one this is a cherish dr. Phil memory for me gonna melt it put it up on it's studio dr. Phil you remember this dog you killed it and you sent it flying like 15 feet in the air oh [ __ ] that dog will not make that mistake again no infinite [ __ ] dogs they should have called this game infinite dogs all right Elsa Elsa from frozen pam-pam my baseball son I have to be honest this missions going to be very dangerous dr. Phil you aren't cleared for this mission because do your bad health um you might not come back from it so this is volunteer only first person to tell me that they okay Pam Payne you just yelled wolf which i think means dick mommy throw me alright everybody I hope you're wearing your 3d glasses well I was a good throw what a gaffe a gap Oh what oh [ __ ] oh I see down there's just blood no it's better this oh god this is a fate worse than death just [ __ ] eels what the [ __ ] happened I was torn apart by eels they needed a way to explain why you were gonna swim so you could you could just be mout but like but my beautiful baseball son get my boy oh come back God just like throws him like a baseball back down to earth sup sorry I fell I don't know what happened it was weird guy scheme rules oh hey more goblins guys you all see these guys they're goblins right El Rey agrees the Goblin everybody we're on the same page visa fee fees being goblins right oh there's no point in struggling Goblin you've been vanquished yeah man oh he's good later no [ __ ] that's a good call with man that guy from yeah it's great bones man I call he set of bones of that guy would just you wait so I get you to a high enough place old man you're gonna pay don't usually make my blood come out I get you up on that little bit of extra height money are you old creep hey hey the kill that old creep tell Jesus I said hi oh he's dead that guy's dead enjoy those eels hey you guy he'll expel mice oh my god it worked yeah I turned him into blood a lot of skulls down here things are getting a little bit spooky what do you think those are that sir those are super legit don't go in there what are they they're a dr. Phil don't give a [ __ ] does he get it get you some kid [ __ ] yeah look at him get a face let's get some taste my boy how how you can't defeat him without that oh that technique that was good needed that was good damage campaign does DPS damage per son you will not be able to re-equip dr. Phil's pants so this is actually a pretty permanent decision we're making right now we really need to do some soul-searching and figure out if this is what we actually want and if that's what he actually wants I think if the real dr. Phil were here he would tell you uh that I'd take my pants off because he's wearing sort of a warrior tunic so it's like his Dick's gonna be hanging out yeah I'll have some coverage skip rid of those bad boys that the this ponds created just got some pants in the mail that they do not understand or they do understand what a sad day like oh no oh no it's just a single pair of pants they've taken the pants off dr. Phil oh my god that I had to say the lizard men are being very patient with haha oh no probably is one eaten beef I mean this guy's already dead but then now it's like a principle thing everybody getting thrown in the heat of battle as friends probably don't know if he was dead or not what do you threw him they just think you're throwing everybody alive we're dead this strategy seems broken it seems really effective different hey guys this is a pro strategy it's for Dragon's Dogma it's called edgeguarding hey guys but man falling on here giving you a pro strategy for Dragon's Dogma for everybody in the lake you could run right in hey guys I got you babe I got myself real tired for you oh yeah lizard myself oh and I made sure that like the first thing I did was destroy that precious light source that was keeping us safe anyway let's have a fun fight um here we clean out there be nice to dr. Phil he's here on loan dr. Phil I can only save one no I'm ready to fight ready to fight no dr. Phil it's too much we had to fight he surpassed oh man ready could try a shop hi this is embarrassing but I am I gave Dina dr. Phil from TV I gave his pants to oblivion and it seems to made him shitty and bad at fighting so if you get any bigger the doctor prevalent probably something with some sort of fighting enchantment on it I think else is gone uh-oh not a well she was an important vital member of the team well I don't think you should waste time getting sick I think you just grab somebody okay oh great you have a perfect person I'm honored to I miss Elsa I miss also a bit I'm just gonna call you Elsa and pretend that you were in the frozen movie damnit pan pan I need you to be your best self today pan pan you bestest throwable self you're a nut you're number three at your job oh nothing but box you see that [ __ ] slice of my god yeah there's just like [ __ ] a million wolves it's 101 Dalmatians the gritty reboot oh yeah we did that'll people probably be the last wolves we fight for a little while yeah I can't imagine there's many more wolves because so far I've just been [ __ ] basically crowd surfing on wolves to my destination dr. Phil if you tell me something that stupid again you're going to eels geez Wow this may be the most wolves yet oh the quarantine survey we're doing this Apple we're building a difficulty curve for a game Dragon's Dogma I need advice on how to increase it elegantly well how many wolves we have last time seven well I'm not a mathematician but what's the next number eh that's right eight wolves that's how many we would do and then another guys like what about 400 haha that's a lot it is like wow it is the highest number there of wolves there could be Cheryl to do it oh [ __ ] Oh buddy look out Oh buddy let's make sure if there is a wolf down there for free don't let there are wolves down there buddy so get gig on Oh get ready don't buddy hoof it yeah hi I'm the bush hide in the bush don't look back okay now this next part is important don't bring the wolves up Oh God uh yeah you do have to take you to the eels cuz you did ask me about bring the Wolves back for them it's the only way I know how to punish people a beast studs studs that's everybody look look at that guy to the right this is great I've seen this for free right now I think a fake all of your pawns are several days and realizing like I'm taking the wallet back to the riff tonight our line I'm not making it back doing ready just iterating I feel like I'm pretty every good idea for skill set well she's the best of throwing this is this is irrefutable nah the helper that good or bad or did I do it good or what's the situation I'll save you get him as far away from the commons as you can you got it the water plays goblins won't go heaven oh we have to recreate the classic Randy Johnson obliterating a version right yeah except it's a bird woman it's close enough we get some curators going yeah you know advil some desiccated herbs a little bit of milk you don't know what you're doing you just make it up a lunchable bag of crackers [ __ ] yes check out that fastball that [ __ ] dirty four-seam beautiful son perfect burger perfect baseball sign it wolves can't get you up here just go leave these fools I'll take you to my home you'll be might you'll be my new child I'll never throw you I'll never ever throw you cuz you're too heavy but I swear to God if I figure out how to cut you in half or something shh shh whoa there's that woman that you threw in the ravine where it's back Danner this is like that movie the mask except it's a woman it's it like in what was it like Jim Carrey's the mask you remember he throws the mask away but it keeps coming back Randy Johnson since he missed that missed a couple throws down Randy Johnson she is batting 800 which is still like you understand completely unheard of completely and also not a metric for measuring pitching success like measure produces so I give Randy Johnson an eight and eight hundred and I've give Jim Carrey's the mask a three and a half stars now why that seems rough let's see inside see fellow data for it's a great review oh yeah that's actually an excellent review fun family congratulations Jim Carrey [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] up another bird but you know I give the mask three out of four stars no wolves yeah in the past although he does to his face does turn into a wolf in that one part three stars for the mass oh [ __ ] here that you're on blast mask anybody else got wolves in there [ __ ] they call me - Buffy

Channel: Polygon

Views: 1,507,311

Rating: 4.9023986 out of 5

Keywords: monster factory, dragons dogma, randyjohnson, dragons dogma dark arisen, gameplay, lets play, videogames, Polygon, Monster Factory, Video Games, Capcom, mf, monster factory dragons dogma, character creation, dragons dogma character, dragons dogma character creation, griffin mcelroy, justin mcelroy

Id: WbKrlJgwI4A

Length: 31min 6sec (1866 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2016

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