Monster Factory: Making a Golf All-Star in Tiger Woods '08

II a sports it's in the game oh hell yeah you know what that means where I don't actually sports are in this game Justin we're gonna play a few we're gonna play a few rounds of the Kings game the beautiful game the good walk spoiled some people call it ball chess this is Tiger Woods PGA Tour Oh eight and I know you're wondering why Oh eight that was the year I was born I have jack disease and I am technically I am technically eight years old and this is hard for me to talk about Peter lets you do some it was time I will say this that man is tinier than I thought that man would be well we're gonna get it close up on that man because it's gonna be a pretty fun reveal of one of the best things about Pig Itoro eight and that is something you can probably see that menu option photo game face I did just like a sample like demo of that and let's just like get this good good reveal you know and also I just want to say real quick oh you're not gonna have time to say anything real quick because who's that little boy that's me that's my face has been pulled over the skeleton of a man who's different than me kind of a grim mask of death really if you really look at it but you shouldn't look directly at it because then you'll switch places with it and you'll be stuck in purgatory wait if you pick P Couture as your starter over Papa Leo I don't even want to hear it Oh Griffin I hello hello it is me your brother Griffin would you like to play some ball chess Griffin I how about a few links of the Kings game what do you hate papa no no no hate we're going to play the Kings game twelve holes it's an unconventional number of holes couldn't you at least do say you it looks like he's getting me mr. Chuck or I scream like a bad boy maybe he did that's creating photo gameface sure hi Justin what that's that is not optimal shooting and you know it what's not personal it says remove any glasses ID did my own face we're gonna do a different face it's that way minute it says remove any glasses or hair I mean can you share a good picture of yourself with me in Skype yeah like a link to an image here's the thing if we do this we will have time to do it once and so that bad huh it takes a while for the vertices to ingest so this is the image you've just sent me it needs to be sort of squared away also you need to remove the hair now that's a picture lake great character actor dennis farina yeah i can sort of see that yeah i thought he would be a good fit he's gonna get scanlines on his face and i hope that's okay that's well can you just print out a glossy JPEG Oh Dennis Farina also gonna get the Getty Images on his face maybe was definitely part of the image he's great and snatch he he played Nick's dad on on new girl serve a later greater thing marina so we can create a side profile that will double the length of time it will take them to create a patty Minh face because just generating a face takes ten minutes with one photo and up to 20 with two photos how is it going it's reconfiguring the topology of late great character actor Dennis Farina Grill I need someone I need someone to [ __ ] folding at home Dennis Farina's face it for me I need to I need 20 other PlayStation 3 consoles to get online and help me sort of compute the qpu edge counters with me what did they do this feature and so it said it should take about 20 minutes I think 20 would be good how's the progress uh I mean you can see it I know but I've been some other tabs over here I'm in some dark tabs once it gets to 32% it really starts screaming do you remember Tony Hawk underground where you had that like upload a floppy disk in your PlayStation 2 but then it would create a face within seconds you had to email it to a friend and then your friend had to email it back to you why and then an artist at Treyarch was like oh another face just came into the scanner I got a sketch it out if the Getty Images watermark is in the game its EA sports the Getty Images watermark is in the game the Kings game I'm talking about ball chess once he hits 73 it's just gonna start screaming do you think I have I have downloaded and activated Pokemon go and the time that's taken to create Dennis for his face they had to know that kind of competition would be out there you know Here Come Dennis they're coming to Dennis give me that Dennis [ __ ] dare they have another loading screen after that they got to retrieve the details of the face they just Jenner well well well well well I'm not sure no you did a bad job with me god oh god put me back in the oven unfreeze my eyes God unbruised my eyes my lips all so [ __ ] up not really sure what I'm doing here just kind of is that like your mom and your dad yeah one yeah everybody has four parents determining the ethnic City let's just turn the ethnicity all the way up he is all ethnicities all at once okay the best hair styles of 2008 ad what's up fellow teens all right we need to step away from dennis farina this needs to become original I said we said 10 minutes making Dennis Farina and we'll always know and will always cherish him for providing us the base structure of the DNA for this character but this is a new guy this is like dad's which is like a cool version tree bread did its marina this is - I'm gonna do whatever it takes to freshen up like everything except change my facial hair in any way make his mustache has a mustache writing in it like an exosuit oh my god wasn't that love sweet lord sweet lord 2008 i'm so sorry age spots no holy [ __ ] god I can't wait to put some [ __ ] backwards sunglasses on this dude holy [ __ ] I'm gonna visor him up so bad crow's feet I want the whole leg bags not applicable select brow properties hey hey wait a golf oh you don't want me to golf sure it's not even right and say the word right yes let's job wrinkles give him give all of them up into bucket of wrinkles full face yeah holy Christ don't look at me it's cold out here hey kids squeeze the pouch on my hip and watch my head expand I've been hottest toy of Christmas dance I'm jazz I've intially through my scalp [ __ ] oh my god he's a human lava lamp bulk check please mouth shape he would not be happy no he's a grim man I hate ball chess hmm so sensual is dad's scarf beau scar me up scar me up my dad's cut me where's your God cut me up give me the treatment I deserve I'm dad's and I have done it what did you do - you know what I did I'm talking all over my face talking about golf sin I don't want to smell what I've been doing on the courts these a course I'm a court on the corn cut the girl out of the G of court watch my nose is as small as it gets but I can still smell my act but buted sins Jack Nicholas bit off 70% of the mass of my nose I had a reconstructed you know what the jack pay for every penny is a class act fly away fly away Oh dad try to outrun your crimes before they become putrid fallow and the midsummer Sun oh I love that protruding though that's wrong just working on my could hi i'm every bassist ever do we want it to be comically high or a low i can't hear we sang but the visual this is so good it looks like he's saying a dark incantation - whatever lords he serves low is more dad's like I feel like okay I'll trust your judgment on this okay oh my god alright a lot of freedom a lot of freedom here it's profound and pro and profane I had that knee removal surgery my guy says idea track the kids made none of em knees look at that any [ __ ] rip - like my little buddies all shouting oh yeah whatever you done would you [ __ ] - I don't know which piece of me to look at first it's all so [ __ ] good [ __ ] great let's just pop onto the EA Sports gamer net anybody have any challenges any chaud dang it not beans time to take it down to that hole that way y'all know and love the one with a little flag in it it's like I might just be playing as Tiger Woods that's a real shame cuz you see he's okay to look at but he certainly wasn't the character that I made this would be a good time for me to master really the fun the fundamentals alright so which one of these poor bastards are we gonna really give it to right in the Gooch here we go she sing get back oh dang it come on get down you know get out get in lassen blasts and blasts them did any of you catch one on the balls in a real golf game you get to keep it and they lose yeah okay how could I not hit somebody with this guy he knows this very yeah they're a little bit spooked by sittin come on come on it's actually a shortcut I'm shooting directly for the 18th hole god I said that click go say the game Oh God yeah there you go it's like a fun like everybody saying that on the internet and I'm not sure what it means she's gonna pop this one up in the gamer net really that way I okay some some [ __ ] EA Sports dude like his pager just lit up he's got a fax of the ACE woods with a picture of your Gulch I've not played to Tiger Woods game before Justin is it called that because that's the only boy they let you be apparently oh hell yeah hell yeah whose reign of golf idiots [ __ ] Super Saiyan do this arena think you just you're gonna want to drive this one I would love to see where the hole is okay okay okay I actually didn't put holes in until Tiger Woods 2010 I'm just gonna put it right there right on the chevron oh I hooked up a little bit but that did go much much farther than anybody was really anticipating huh yeah but look at the power in those arms is he happy with that one I honestly don't know most people are just like standing in the in the woods ball towards it while your ball is in flight what drive psychic midair ball handle is this what I've after touch apparently well just shut up he needs to focus the beautiful game the King's game and you've got to be happy with that what a shot out of this young competitor I want to see his face immediately after it goes nothing though here we go this is gonna ball would be a ball shot that you can really bring to the prom yeah this sort of sand the sand contact is so important oh now we're good you're good how about I just take it kind of just take it can I just take a gimmie on this one 120 feets too many looks like we're dealing with about a SAN an 8-footer here I'm just gonna take it back real [ __ ] slow slow too many golfers go fast on the backswing and you really don't need to kiss that egg kiss that golf egg just kiss it did not golf fountain golf just kiss that little sweet egg just barely winged it I mean it doesn't look right don't hey [ __ ] come no I there's a lot of things I'll accept the poor sportsmanship is not one of them dads I'll take you off this course I swam to John just kiss that little egg pink oh that's sweet that's so good dude this is normal normally you take three to get to the green and then three to get it in the hole yes dad I didn't know we made such a sourpuss there should be a slider for that here we go dad's binkham count triple bogey I got three of them so we're just gonna bring it way back and we're gonna surprise it I mean that was surprising eyes you know I didn't hit the man with the hat so he just stands there for a while to admire his shitty work okay II just okay apparently just tapping very much is the secrets a game see oh you want me to go over the rock then yeah no big deal blast it I'm gonna go ahead and start writing a letter to that man in the hat's family your balls in the rough choose the one if I see that one again I am gonna turn the tips off and then we're all gonna be boned we go Alice it's laying a little bit to the right it's gonna come right back down towards me so we're just gonna bring it back and dink up inch by inch we're gonna build nail by nail we're gonna put this house of golf together [ __ ] piece by piece board by board we're gonna build this house of golf you [ __ ] that was a gimme gimme well now we're going off-book we're gonna explore the environment the EA Sports is put together for us bye-bye-bye ball shot lemon exceeded hey I bought this game with my actual earth dollars I'll tell you how many shots I get okay I am NOT throwing away my shot I am NOT oh damn I am I threw that shot away actually yeah so that was in the powder okay I mean it's not but it was a double bogey but it was butter there for a second that's so much better though alright I think we're learning how to jump together I think we're getting some good good job progress problem is I think I'm in 140 fourth place the situation okay so we're good endurance and take it back back are you gonna put a full stinky blast fine we're gonna put backspin on it so it sticks right in place you ready yeah yeah this is great you distracted my rhythm it's important once I hit the peak of it once it touches the back of my [ __ ] smashmouth do no that sucked you tell me what to do then not over there here's how this is gonna go down good [ __ ] up and you'll be all shitty about it I mean I need something come on baby come on baby you didn't check the putt preview that's what's gonna get to it I get why Jack Nicklaus bit off so many dude's noses while playing this game when it doesn't go your way very hard it's very rough here we go there it is there it is that's par that's what I'm talking about move those numbers down do you realize you've gotten better every time you went triple bogey did not qualify it double bogey baby Park here we go I'm gonna really slam a damnest ding-dong now what it okay stop what is that what is what what are those those balls those other balls my boy you understand I can't hit those right what are those for though who's getting to play with those well let's see if there's any other color I understand what you have to play the training ball when everybody else can says this is awesome huge fun ball it was crazy it's actually somebody was playing a game of boccie ball here before we started our golf game and they forgot to clean up oh that's uh that's embarrassing just bounce it up bounce it up onto that green get up on that green yes oh here's my 15 [ __ ] give this man his $15 I'm gonna go to Suncoast and buy a CD guess which band just kidding Smash Mouth all right this is all right three yards Manson thing all right here's we're gonna come in here honey just kiss that egg oh that's gonna be a good one oh just making sure I'm recording yes I'm recording that one's going on the gamer net me - that's going to gamer net I don't want to leave it I'm worrying that I dreamt this and if I change it off of this replay I'll lose it somehow I feel like right now Tiger Woods henchmen are making a phone call like mr. woods you remember - oh yeah that joke well he's he's fighting back let's see that reaction huh yeah that was me the [ __ ] tightest wish you've ever seen bye I'm gonna go master bowling now nothing but cub you just won a thing buy glasses with this foot 17 - pen alright really good I'm Wang it you didn't even look at your pup review again [ __ ] Birds [ __ ] dammit [ __ ] [ __ ] get in that I mean I've done nine holes right that's even so we can extrapolate from there how I do the rest of the thing you would you would keep getting better with every shot and eventually you would win there's a thing here called confidence low get some plain old sunglasses anything to hide your your [ __ ] black eyes oh yeah God let's see this shorts free shorts free shorts free shorts free shorts free shop Tiger Tiger Woods thank you hey hey Griff e-sports it's in the shorts it's me Tiger Woods these shorts is on the house Wow $25,000 shoe huh that was very lucky very good shoes supposed to be really comfortable here we get our talk yeah now I'm getting my douche chills oh my god enhance and it's good it's very very good is the good thing that's pretty good right that's a really good luck to us I the [ __ ] sexy lady Eminem now I'm noticing a slight difference in balance the feature of -7 training shows the first culture oh okay okay do you have to make it after they miss should I hope not good luck idiot ah [ __ ] oh I was here I'm the idiot yeah why did they let you pick your own one no kind of luckily it's only a shot only I can make you've been practicing this shot for years get skip that bunkie skip that bunkie oh my god monkey off of the car into the hole classic dad's trick shot that's my Chrysler I'm Lobby at my own car babe if anybody else does I'm gonna beat ass can I skip him doing good Oh kiss it right no that's just a good shot from DiMarco and fair really good one the Marco is probably juice into game modes a little bit lame though not very fun to watch them all play robot let's see how you do in the [ __ ] DeMarco that's that's yeah whatever whatever almost got that egg in its home but you didn't why would you go that way when I hit it perfect the word perfect is on the screen right now you piece of [ __ ] water hose 'red I know you [ __ ] wet egg all right and now just like that I eat him and I get his back right I or I eat all of his golf balls all right Matt's up to ten my luck got better too which is kind of insulting battle sounds really really enticing alright anyway there's gonna be CPU I don't know what battle golf is I was I was hoping I would be blasting balls at Danny wheelers dumb face but yeah the fact that you don't have any balloons attached to you right now is a huge disappointment that's about as good a shot as you can possibly hope for in this beautiful Kings game we call jelf stop trolling stop stop you rambunctious little [ __ ] you try that one again with an old Carey Mulligan now that's about as beautiful as shot as you can hope for in this beautiful golf game don't go in the sand though you dummy much better a fine shot so now is he'll either hit your ball away that one just one more time if we're doing it no rules just right let's see what does and does not have collision in this beautiful King's game that we call job no take that one again I'm just gonna force it I just go golf is yeah we all did alright that's great that's a good one right there dad's got a little bit of perfectionist in him I'm just saying if me and this guy are gonna go if our lives are on the line I may as well take this Mulligan this Carey Mulligan til I get a a sir okay that has a good one right there bro I have a life outside of this we all have lies but dad's problem is once we turn this game off dad's is gonna die cuz I'll never play it again and it's we know right now can you upload his consciousness is a gamer Matt I'm a cannot upload it to the PSN cloud but at some point I'm gonna be like why the [ __ ] is this in my cloud not wasting 32 kilobytes dad's - you're getting worse bud get it right in that little egg home yes nobody nobody nobody is it worse dial it in nobody what's going to the crabs - and that bunch I liked it any time I like this fancy little boy [ __ ] look is so good it looks really nice I'm probably gonna give Daz an eight over par cuz nothing um he's worse [ __ ] you guys in all of the golfers I have jet I hope dad falls in a bunker and he gets eaten by a big worm I want to get a Danny wheeler the double eagle he's my little double eagle [ __ ] Danny I mean right there he is b-17 too - pretty much whoa 18 did say try that one again got that little apple right now alright not a joke what the [ __ ] is the battle part what do they do it yeah there's no gun houses an arcade much no guns anywhere I don't understand how bad at golf dad's was um no definitely not and I think maybe someday we play another sports game and we recreate look at you recreate them a little bit I also like that dad's is so bad at golf and news/washington spend $3,000 uncle and golf lifestyle equipment yeah um anyway this is me Griffin McElroy thanking you for stopping by the monster Factory this is me golf man the man who is also a golf course signing off which barrier T in my broad shoulders I mean if you look close enough into my stick you see my favorite bible verses you may not uh not that about the junk breathes deeply religious back on smack Micheel de h my meemaw's recipe for peach cobbler

Channel: Polygon

Views: 1,590,665

Rating: 4.9515123 out of 5

Keywords: video games, videogames, gameplay, polygon, Daz, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08, Monster Factory, monster factory tiger woods, tiger woods 08, tiger woods 08 gameplay, tiger woods character creation, tiger woods 08 character creation, griffin mcelroy, justin mcelroy

Id: wWOVS0XQmPM

Length: 31min 11sec (1871 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 08 2016

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[u/lawjr3]

Found it. https://twitter.com/shoomlah/status/751620218196287488

[u/lawjr3]

I can't post from mobile, but did anyone else see the artwork of Daz falling in love with Final Pam?

[u/apathymonger]

Did anyone else get a Jere Burns vibe off Daz?

[u/HunterJE]

I knew the paralyzed smiliness of the Griffin face scan at the start reminded me of something, and I think I just placed it...