Monster Factory: The Boy-Mayor of Second Life

justin i'm just sick and tired of my dumb first life i i hate it i'm bored with the whole idea of it uh well i thought it's been going pretty good for you so far but yeah i mean beggars can't be choosers but can i ask you a question in my first life can i fly i don't know i mean you've never demonstrated it to me before if you can but can i wear a jacket that i just like touched the tummy that's just like my resting state are you hungry it looks like you're hungry your guy might be hungry can i put my thumbs inside of me uh yeah can i fly no okay i'm officially gonna say you can't fly like a beautiful dude missile i can't no luckily there's second life and it's gonna do me up proper i know nothing about second life except i watched a documentary of it once uh and it was about people who um uh found love in second life i'm not really interested in that but i don't know maybe find some friendship i think maybe we create a horrible monster in it and then we find them some new clothes and then we make a friend yeah that sounds good to me uh now did you choose to play your second life as a really handsome asian man let's uh let's see what we can do about this what is this [ __ ] griffin which parts i'm setting you i can't parse what i'm seeing is it can't parse it it's just a bun it's just a floating butt yeah that's true nothing you can do about that i think maybe these people got spliced in the matrix maybe i'm having some internet difficulties they got unplugged so i think oh i see okay so this can be the starting point i guess these are the new avatars these are the old avatars and here's some vampires for well well now they've got everything covered do you want to be a new model an old model or this grotesque vision uh i kind of feel like playing second life as an actual monster may be a bit too easy yeah that's a good point i think i'm gonna go with the classic models because like compared to these relatively handsomer versions uh they look pretty busted i mean they do look like original everquest avatars which is appropriate um i like this fancy gentleman that's a fancy guy now are you able to customize from this point or is this just what you look like no i can definitely oh [ __ ] not like this i gotta get the [ __ ] out of here i need to be somewhere where there's no music it's all so bad there it is okay good good just start just to start out feeling freer already eyes dark blue replace my eyes how are those gamer guy eyes because you can see he's staring up at cs go now what is blank skin like slim good body no i pretty it's a matte finish on skin which is interesting you want a big boy you want a little boy a little boy it is done body thick a thick boy oh yeah that you can't knock that boy over with a pail of water uh yes got kind of an augustus gloop thing i was just thinking augustus we can just make him hover we all have to decide where we hover buy acoustics i think oh my god no no why would you do that here we go this'll be fun i like his face i like his head but it's too young that's awesome for my second life what is your first life what what's his color doing now his color is static that's this his collar is the ruler by which we will judge the rest of his body proportions yes i'm a little boy i'm torn this is a tough call yeah this is tough i mean no middle sliders definitely i mean he's definitely he's definitely like this is two very different very avant-garde looks for this you know what he's kind of looking like you know what i kind of i'm feeling like we could play uh he kind of looks like the mayor of second life is everyone enjoying my creation yes i'm the architect any policies i can adjust for you squash head and stretch head i don't know uh no that's two different faces yeah no middle sliders here no absolutely not yes absolutely oh my god second life what that's a that's like a forehead mustache second life you can't how dare you second why you shouldn't have done this oh this is i can already tell that this is gonna be rough i know i think i like shin heavy better yeah that is chin heavy it's very chin heavy he looks like a [ __ ] pee-wee's playhouse puppet oh my god oh god what a silhouette all very imposing uh it kind of looks like that dude from there will be blood now huh paul daniel and now he looks like if paul dano got in some sort of nuclear waste accident hold on you're telling hold on second life you're telling me that you're going to let me make a crooked head this is the most powerful engine we've ever adapted for second now let me second life are you sure oh it is rare oh it looks like he's thinking wow not a lot doing there no this is actually how he breathes he's got um land gills built into his cheek muscles all right god we have we're only we have only just begun yeah what about beady eyes what's that feel like oh that's really good too wow this is a good game this is the best game possibly ever made he looks like somebody cut his face out of a magazine with different parts it is a human ransom note let's see i like zoe deschanel's eyes what if you scare him oh let's let's give him some external stimuli okay augustus very long very luxurious oh my god they're long though justin ladies think of the discomfort that's gonna cause him you can make four wishes on each one of those eyelashes that was just that was just eyes that was just eyes look what we could do with this now he looks like a [ __ ] double dare challenge bulbas nose yeah yeah yeah oh there goes a little guy what are you where are you going in your egg we've got to get into this world people have got to see what you've done here down no god oh it's so good that's so good i'm i'm just floating in a pool of [ __ ] ecstasy right now oh yeah it's so good i think the best thing this guy's got going for me he's gonna make a lot of friends oh yeah absolutely he's also got kind of a uh a poison sack here which i i think people are really gonna enjoy no muscles right well he's been carrying this town for quite a while oh boy that looks good though with the more muscular looks really good okay we can do this big old thick net oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yes oh my god it's really taking flight here in the final stretch lots of love the most loved belly size oh you've done it i want to see how short we can make those legs they've got oh yeah those short super muscular oh my god oh yes oh yes harness the power wait hold on though oh this is we gotta talk about that thigh gap gotta get the thigh gap that's the look but i like the nose thigh gap in fact i like the no gaps whatsoever anywhere on the body look fusion what is happening here what part what piece of clothing is this even what is this become is this dick in there because it looks like a volkswagen jetta trunk oh yes thank you second life second life you've done it really coming through in the clutch can i see that juicy back meat oh my god oh my god what happened what happened package second life it looks like it looks like he always gets cold in the movie so he decided to sneak a duvet in in his pants second life you shouldn't let me do this ethically is this our guy he's nobody's guy what do you think of that i don't like the look of it first order of business as the mayor sorry to check on the subjects uh i think i need a better angle whoosh it looks like you can see he's his own hover platform great now you're gonna get gravy everywhere why would i get oh you're saying he's just okay his pockets are full of gravy at all times i'm getting a sam's club commercial oh for a second that's what that's the last thing you hear before you die did you know that is the same spot sam's club here's all the bargains you could have had oh it's like a fun little game oh look at this look at this look what somebody made i made a whole game just for you it's a good match on purple over there oh man this is the rest of the video yeah this is this is a overview is it over in a monster factory yeah this is another overview of uh bubble pop oh you can only do hey what's up fam today we're checking out this new title hey guys what's this i just want to touch everything i'm like a child oh we can pick the songs what do you want to listen to jimmy dodge jammy dodge yeah oh what what do you do hey hey hey hey hey hey are you all right hey bud hey dude hey are you okay right now oh my god is this just my life now you should not have harnessed this power if you didn't know how to stop it although why would you this is amazing this is just my life now this is how i explore the world i don't want to do this anymore let's make some friends whatever let's make some subjects they work for you this is your city can you talk to the furry there can i stop dancing like the baby from alli mcbeal wait detach i can just start popping my body parts off maybe one of your limbs has been cursed by dancing if you remove it then it won't be an issue anymore i'm listening to an o'reilly's advertisement now this is what the [ __ ] okay this is inscrutable what could that be happening justin i need you to google how to stop dancing in second life okay while you do that i found a place with music so now at least i don't look like a complete psychopath it's a common newbie problem good that's good to hear oh thank god oh hell yes i'm never leaving this he pulls strained to start the fire i can't do anything in this [ __ ] game manage it no why would that happen oh god no oh god i got so scared should we just go to the world map and open it up and just go to a random oh god look at this thing where are the people i think the people are all right here nope i'm not on the access list for that particular parcel justin how you get on the vip you're the mayor how are they keeping you out they're plotting something in there i just know it oh is this like a big screen tv [ __ ] let me in i'm the mayor i'm breaching every time you transport somewhere it looks like god's kids have been alone for the weekend and he came home early like oh hey no nothing here we're just uh let me just put everything back where it was this is nice actually i mean i'm oh a water slide oh my god please let me in here please anything please let us animate with that yeah yes finally this game has a point slide yes there's some elvis playing we need to make remind me to get the rights to this elvis song slide oh [ __ ] how do you want to slide sit in your belly don't be an idiot it doesn't matter it doesn't matter this is apparently jim and cassie's home jim cassie if you're watching thanks for letting me uh use your spot i'm gonna go inside your house later just really make myself comfortable if you have a problem with that take it send a complaint to my office oh it's so much fun oh but now my clothes are all wet i need to go borrow some of my buddy jim's clothes wait what in the whole [ __ ] that cat's as big as you are i i'm waiting for the riddle that he certainly has to tell you thank you god for sending me this game this is the best game you can sit on that sitting on the is this a dog you're sitting on a dog sell tickets to this joe oh god i've broken this dog's jaw somehow oh god uh just real quick i know i definitely definitely definitely 100 killed your dog do you know how crazy it is that the view in their second life wasn't good enough so they made a fake view from their second life this is their third life at this point i wanna can we find a water park search time for a day of fun really plan on enjoying myself i'm not even going to count calories all the funeral cakes i can eat why is he wait for one please why is he teddy kgb from rounders i'll splash the park whenever i want it gave you lemonade how would you have a name now um where attached to my neck oh god why oh yes so good straight to the throat baby you don't have right hand he can't even do that right oh my god okay there's a roller coaster griffin look it's so delicious if i see a ghost i'ma flip [ __ ] that's my first proclamation as mayor well no the only ghost is the only ghost here is the ghost of second life how cool must the other [ __ ] and second life be if this place is abandoned okay all joking aside the game has its issues but right now i'm exploring an abandoned possibly haunted amusement park that's pretty the only one i'm the only person in it that's kind of cool i get why people let this game become their first life now this reminds me of schlitterbahn it's a nice little water park we got down in new braunfels it has a theme song do you want to hear the theme song you go into schlitterbahn it's the hottest coolest time in texas you go into schlitterbahn what i like about the theme song is it's uh like a command oh you're you're going to schlitterbahn what do you think i'm trying to do that's what i'm trying to oh [ __ ] go go go get in it yes oh my god yeah whoa oh god yeah what the second life ruled this whole time how did nobody tell me how much second life rules wait oh [ __ ] i'm going the wrong way that's okay it's your [ __ ] amusement park you inherited it from your grandfather that is true that is true after a series of grisly murders i need to get some fred justin download second life and hop in here with me is there a way to see like other people in this zone is that possible yeah i think if i hit chat and there's any oh razog did you tweet yeah i did holy [ __ ] there's another person whoa taxes just tell them taxes oh you give me one dollar everything's come up mayor attached to my nose oh my god how could this be i only see razog where the [ __ ] are you razog oh you're right oh my god yeah your whole skin is invisible now have you done i did that on purpose ghost dab yes i'm out i'm free yes yes oh god i wish you could see this from my point of view [ __ ] stellar yay i need to get this soda out of my face you should you've you've become a creature of what griffin that's dangerous i mean i want to not have soda in my face i don't think that's too much to ask i want to be able to figure out how to get a body back but i can't have that that's for normal boys razz hey yo come with me there we go to just come with me i'm the mayor there you are you ready yeah what are we doing are we riding a swamp this is the best game ever made so uh how's your day going it's pretty good it's pretty good oh yeah i i know how that a goes i'm also feeling a connection um you stay right here though stay right there okay i'm taking a video all right stay right there don't move stay right there don't move i'm sorry i have to go love them and leave them classic mayor justin i think we've learned a lot about ourselves i feel like we could do this video forever though yeah can this be a new franchise what can we call it i think second chances oh my god he's achieved immortality i've beaten the game do you think this is richard garriott's house here's here's actually what i want i want you to give him an approval rating okay okay i'm gonna give i'm gonna give the mayor of second life negative 130 000 shares our values that's what i think wrong on the issues 800 000 and i'm gonna give him uh is leading america in the wrong direction seven million percent strong on guns strong guns weak on bullets he's the mayor of second life and i love him you

Channel: Polygon

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Keywords: gameplay, lets play, videogames, Second Life (Award-Winning Work), Massively Multiplayer Online Role-playing Game (Video Game Genre), Video Game (Industry), Polygon, Monster Factory, Second Life, monster factory second life, monster factory mayor, monster factory boy mayor, second life boy mayor, griffin mcelroy, justin mcelroy

Id: 8-3jDVTLdaQ

Length: 23min 3sec (1383 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 11 2015