Monster Factory: Prepping for Fallout 4 by Ruining Fallout 3

justin it's time to kill our darlings as they say no we're gonna take fallout 3 one of your favorite games one of my favorite games we're gonna put it through the monster factory factory and we're going to morph it and shape it into something bad into something not as good as the original fallout 3. um here we've decided to uh go with a a woman character this time um you went with the name kratos they did make you pick the name ahead of the actual facial construction yeah that i have no idea uh why i picked kratos um i'm not sold on fallout 3 as being like a good monster factory candidate but it's just the seo for fallout is so crazy this is so good right now so welcome to our seo ob mandated episode of monster factory what does kratos look like he's like ashy he's got ashy skin all over yeah he's got not a lot of hair no i don't know how closely we're going to be able to capture the kratos uh aesthetic the gender swapped fallout kratos all right well here we go okay okay that's a great start right oh yuffie right yeah so i think we gotta go the monster factory like sort of uh formula i'm i'm still devising it but i think it's all if if you push all the sliders in a certain direction you're gonna get something right something right because like this middle option is nothing to me but this that's something that's something to me this yes here we go huh mama's gotta squeeze boxy where's our chest yeah that's good i like the little scrunch face look for kratos that's why he's so angry all the time well also he killed this whole family we've all been there 4 a.m baby won't sleep don't beat yourself up this is so fun we're having fun with sliders i always had fun when i watched sliders back in the 2000s and 90s it's impossible not to have fun once john rice davies and the crew start shenanigans the sliders gang the whole sliders gang very wide nose oh very wide because i took it in a different direction oh man from in front it's like that's a face and then from the side it's some sort of it's a political cartoon taxes uh i gosh i'm really into this though wow i'm really into this can i ask a question what this is hey bethesda what this is this area here is that a glottis i know it's not a tumor it might be a tumor there might be a tuber some sort of tumor setting we haven't what even is that because i haven't even gotten to necktown yet just they got out in front like you look like a man who would like a big neck lump we know what you want here they saw you coming did you want your gender swapped kratos to have a venom sack in its glottis hmm okay so now we have one continuous you could go ski i like that you could go skiing on this profile that's a silhouette that alfred hitchcock would be jealous of whoa whoa we found i sorry that deep is really really super working for me okay deep it is shade hey hey we're getting there eye sockets nope ash she has him she does have yeah i don't know lips yes i would like lips indeed a red lip yeah red lips beard that would be great can you go on deviantart and see what color eyes kratos typically is working with hazel and like a sunrise over the morning dew sky oceans peaceful calm meadows i i think we need to step back from kratos yellowish okay they're yellowish well we went with hazel i think that's as good as it gets uh we're stepping back from kratos i think because this is just too far gone i think we need to wander into the the the great wide open and this is a original ip deborah now deborah i'm into debra i can get into but can we wasteland if i the name deborah so you just want to name her wasteland debra how about d-bomb d-bomb do you want me to come to you do you really want this uh i wish i could zoom out and see how they babyfy the grim ashy visage that we created what i like about fallout 3 is that it starts out with a parental death just like before you can have any fun there's a parental death you have to get through can we take that idea and can we double it i love the console commands for fallout 3 and here's why i don't want dad to be there anymore so i'm just going to type kill and that's going to do it can't get out of this door because it's locked but what if we just later baby adventures hey hey hey hey hey wait you just a second sir i'm not walking to no man can you get out there in the world d-bomb well maybe if we no cliff hey dad i'm going to farsight no scope this is the best moment of his day honestly oh i like that he thinks that the uh uh a specter that can walk through walls and kill with her mind won't be okay i'm alone in a playpen or like this playpen will hold you what's that doing griffin uh he's he just took off yeah but you can track him oh that's a good call daddy rez nope oh can you can you reappear now hey he's got nothing for you so let's see how my sweet daddy enjoys this oh no oh dad oh [ __ ] oh no what what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why the [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] was that what even in the world do you think you're doing they try to save these what happened mother of god oh no so far we've tried this four times so far dad has run away every time pretty cool dad now who's the baby you tell me who the baby is now oh god honey i shrunk the dad through the floor where's he going he's just gone he's just gone now oh there he is he's sailing damn it i just need a few hours to get out of the room sweetie this is a terrible idea he's so little i want to pocket neeson for myself there he goes bye little dad i'll just stay here all right let's let's let's create some stat arrays obviously intelligence super hyper intelligent right hyper strong hyper strong cannot be killed cannot be killed her name is d-bomb and she can't be killed this looks good to me yep sd bomb can you set his scale to like 1.2 so he's just like unsettlingly big well if i do that now he's gone i i guarantee if i do this to him now he's he's a goner just real quick i know it's my birthday party i just have to real quick do something and the children are still clapping happy birthday everyone happy birthday these are my friends that's doug that's dennis that's wiley and that's hank and uh they're really cool dudes hey butch sorry about uh the mess you guys listen you guys said you tried to make me feel at home and these are my friends you have to make peace with it corpse army destroy butch he has attempted to take my sweet role and you will now destroy him this is the word of d-bomb this is d-bomb's command eliminate butch i got a pip-boy 3000. they're just gonna go with the party huh i mean this dude is obviously going on with the party party don't stop as well we don't need it we don't need likes to dance baby whoo yeah breaking break into electric boogaloo baby get it all right let's let's finish the tutorial you could have proceeded i think by the way justin justin yes can we please just finish the tutorial justin i'm not playing you are all right master dad i love you ceiling dad why do i have a balls why do i have a bald spot that's your weird head trying to make its appearance i'm 10 years old oh oh god i just vanished oh god i just finished butch butch i don't know butch oh thank god it feels so right finally game begins right in jonas's dick so because god mode is on i can shoot my dad and the dad infinity times infinite ap he's asked for this so let's just give him 50 quick ones right between the old peepers that's how t-bones do that's how d-bomb do cry mercy old man with your head oh man how d-mom do her thing welcome to mom's world oh my god you remember this old chestnut right the old too many nines gag how could i forget oh please gymnasts fighting nah it's a tough butch oh butch someone get punched out of the floor butch is very sick butch is advertising a used car sale there's nothing worse than that oh my god if i wanted to play mavis beacon's s-a-t a-c-t prep i would have played that and i would have made mavis beacon to some sort of monster just equip this this is only in last resort situations got it damn damn damn d-bomb you done did it again all right butch i'll get your mom out of there you just stay safe let me just get right in there and one sec though let me just get that water you got to put on that tunnel snake outfit that's d-bomb all over baby hell yes elliott [ __ ] rules don't worry lady i got you oh for real though hell yeah yeah that was a pretty good time to have a drink with you i did don't look outside though let me just shut that door my only problem with d1 was i don't feel like she lives by any sort of code whoa whoa what resistance excuse me we'll see about all that bullet stuff oh no this guy is beefing really hard only you could do something about that i didn't think we'd get you in here did you alan gloria go here take them and leave the wall i'll have you see justin violence isn't the answer for everything oh [ __ ] i clicked too many times so i didn't kill your dad technic no no but listen this isn't what it looks like you thank you thank you thank you for that real quick and then just as a trophy i am going to take that leg see ya this is it justin moment of truth watch out world here comes d-bomb where do you want to go justin capitol hill sure let's wrap this up let's just go to the uh the old jefferson oh no oh i shouldn't be here oh game doesn't want me to be a place to be just get to the old rotunda oh come on open world my fanny uh what question i'm gonna do justin the world is our oyster um you wanna go to megaton and blow it up walter up there okay a cromwell right there looks like we got a brahmin over there megaton settler he doesn't deserve a name looks like we got jenny back behind the pillar all right hello boy there is no way he saw this [ __ ] coming we have never met sir i punched him apart good good i wanna general yeah i want him to know i don't need a reward for doing this god i have really increased my punch strength to something horrific oh no oh man who ordered the burke sticks hello what the [ __ ] is that him no yes let's ruin this old creep lady colonel sanders finish the job i mean i think the job's done finished but we can minecraft them all right if you take two old man limbs so you missed it with some redstone then that's how you make a music box that plays a teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song let me get my [ __ ] on fleek d-rom where's his head it's a i gotta sort through this mess real quick uh all right justin let's shut this video down we've had a great time with d-bomb reliving the treasure memories of the past with fallout 3. um i'm looking forward to fallout 4. i don't know about you um but hopefully it will allow us to create as many memories as this game oh man oh wow ooh that's terrible i'm just gonna no clip over there and check on everybody real quick and then i'm gonna continue my search for my dad i look at the mushroom cloud feeling wistful boy i miss my weird weird i can't believe that didn't advance the search for my dad i miss my weird little dad i'll never forget the time that i shot over the head 50 times do you still need a rating or did we rate it already uh no we have not given d bomb oh broke the game so i broke the game so what kind of rating do you want to get i give d-bomb a d-bomb out of d-bob no it needs it needs to that means nothing to me i need a number what is it d-bomb

Channel: Polygon

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Keywords: gameplay, lets play, polygon, videogames, vox media, Fallout 3 (Video Game), Fallout (Video Game Series), Action Role-playing Game (Video Game Genre), Fallout 4, Bethesda Softworks (Video Game Developer), Monster Factory, Video Game (Industry), monster factory fallout 3, monster factory fallout, fallout character creation, character creation, bad character creation, final pam, griffin mcelroy, justin mcelroy

Id: LHBzVTCO3nM

Length: 18min 55sec (1135 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 04 2015