I Buy The WORST Wish Products

there is no way that's fitting my dick are you kidding me what is this I don't know if you've been on Facebook lately but if you have you've probably seen these weird and strange wish ads and they never leave my facebook and I have no interest in buying some other things that advertising to me and I'm sure you at home also have no interest in buying some of the strange things that I bought like this autofocus I'm probably gonna get very pissed off with it should I just turn it off I probably should but I'm just gonna leave it mmm [ __ ] Sinkler my neighbors collected some of these parcels and they say what's in them and my neighbors probably think I am even weirder than all the loud noises that came through the walls so just says mask I've got a mask like most things I just added it to my cart didn't question it and I spend like 200 ish dollars on this video I hope this is worth it I will probably not make my money back this look terrified I bought this because it looks so goddamn strange on the listing I had to buy it oh you can monetize my YouTube videos and this is what's gonna happen mmm it smells exactly how you think it smells like a big rubber face condom disgusted there's no mouthful wife or no mouthful this is the kinky [ __ ] isn't it oh I'm not gonna lie 10 seconds of that and I was getting pretty costophrenic I'm never wearing this ever again what is this autofocus are you doing stop Oh another fun thing I bought I saw the listing for this and I I just had to buy look at it video game the listing for this was just like trying to sell it like it was a PSP with like a million games in one so I am intrigued to see this in action wow wow look at that that's been a hot minute since I've seen that wow that feels really shitty oh it turns on oh wow okay nice so there's like Super Mario okay this feels like a lot clunkier than I feel like it should wow I wasn't lucky okay so it can emulate NES games that's fine let's see what other games it has on here crush bandicoot wow this is actually a GBA game whoa but pretty sure they like advertised like Call of Duty on it when I bought this Dragonball oh okay okay that's told you about those I just wish it wasn't in Chinese it's got a camera yeah let's take a selfie oh jeez oh jeez I cannot find it this thing is impossible to navigate FM radio is fine I I don't know who would want to buy this it's literally like $30 it's another mask when I got a record oh no no no oh it smells awful like I cannot express how badly this thing smells I'm gonna power through them I put it on I'm not sure what you would have for this unless you have like a really ugly child and you'd want it done tonight you never see the Sun I did like 20 dollars for this [ __ ] thing it was not worth twenty dollars if you use this on your ass not only will it make your ass great again it'll probably take a bit of skin with it this thing is the fingers like sandpaper I could make Kermit into like a Donald Trump I shower from my hair academia you can cancel your quirk and drilled the wall at the same time there's some stuff I ordered and I'm not looking forward to having to try them because I'm probably gonna get diarrhea Oh a bottle cap gun do I have anything that I can use this with yeah it turns out I don't actually have anything that I can use this on this isn't like pulling anything though oh it's literally just there like catapult things I thought it was a bottle opener I mean yeah I mean I'm sorry can I give a [ __ ] know how to choose your detox teas shed up to 10 pounds err then my favorite measurement of weight pounds are busi your metabolism and improve your health am i gonna drink this you bet your ass I am am I gonna hate myself and probably get diarrhea you bet your ass I will I bought this because the ad for it was just egregious like this ad is disgusting if anyone believes that it would at tea a tea would give you that kind of weight loss and then honestly I would imagine natural selection is just kicking it up but your smells like black tea I'm British so I always have a camel handy oh this is obviously not something I should drink because clearly they don't care enough to spell things correctly so god knows what else they don't care to do like actually put tea in the products it's probably gonna be one of those things it just gives you diarrhea as a detox you know just poop your way out until you you're healthy I don't know see that's not normal tea either Isaac will be getting blacker than this can taste like medicine mmm that's great I'm never drinking tea ever again except I definitely didn't buy another one oh there was like these Beauty mask things so it's supposed to be worn like that how does that translate to this oh yeah there we go this is first to like boost your face er as the app says so I should have good chin and nose mm-hmm no this feels great I could definitely wear this for a long period of time good quality hope it works why would you give it five stars you hope it works shouldn't you use it first I'm not home yet but my son sent me a picture can't wait to see what it says why don't you all use it first we'll try it out tonight five star I'll leave it on for the rest of the video and hopefully by the end of the video I'll have a nice defined chin I'm scared to touch this because I know what it is let's move camera trust me for a moment here right I'm very scared about doing this is this gonna be dangerous this is pretty dangerous I really am terrified to do this I'm not gonna lie [Music] this says dressing on the outside that can't be good huh I bought this there was a 3d volume extreme lip pump my lips as you can see could be a little more plump nothing good ever comes in this color are you kidding me Oh slimy well it smells like bubblegum all right I just put it on my lips mm-hmm yeah the will real oh yeah I put some up mm-hmm for real plump Wow actually wow that looks real wow it's getting really itchy this is supposed to burn that looks so weird I'm gonna wash this off for you don't buy that I mean it worked but like at what cost mmm okay this is one of those Japanese knows things so my nose should be good by the end of this hey this is a good look for me this will not stay on my nose this is the next step I saw these and I thought wow those look amazing I want bet I could rock those these are what is this this is the most pathetic wolf the nose ever it looks so much better on the ad this is pathetic my day is ruined what is the teeth loose I'm gonna take that off that just makes it hard to breathe let's see if my chin is more too fine now Wow my nose is significantly redder it worked the images for this were pretty pretty intense what that are you gonna tell me that that doesn't work right 100% natural teeth whitening though shake the bottle before use goggle with clean water then press spray this is a terrible idea I know it is but do it it tastes like a used mint so try it again I'll try it again extra wine huh bracelets oh now you're probably home thinking kana this looks like any old bracelet what are you trying to tell me what's so special about this bracelet what if I told you you could lose weight very quickly by simply wearing this bracelet you think kana no you're insane that's not possible while science checkmate I'm losing weight already look at look at the before after wearing this bracelet you you cannot make this [ __ ] up five star reviews what just like you see in photo very nice well at the end of this video I'll probably have lost a few pounds teeth whitening oh I bought another teeth whitening thing it doesn't turn on well that's [ __ ] like everything else we've bought this though this is gonna change my mind what is this oh this is coca-cola diet tea no need on diet keep you slim 20 days detox am I gonna drink this yes this is what I've been looking for that does not smell like coke I guess while we wait for this to brew we'll open up another language howls smoke made in China a very special paper take out the product and cut out a smaller piece with a scissor take out a dollar coin and put the coin on the paper what the [ __ ] so just smoke a bunch I'm gonna go and test it all right I hope you guys can hear me it's really loud because it's Lunden see it oh [ __ ] there's two of them in there we'll just go with it oh [ __ ] let's test our detox tea is it definitely going to taste like Cola isn't it cheers gentlemen that pretty much just tasted like a weak tea that did not taste like coca-cola so I'm going to give that a zero look at this thing I am NOT putting that in my face I draw the line I'm not doing it I'm not doing the last product are you boy you know I had to do it what a jacket with gold sequins see look at me I look like I'm about to host The Price is Right please hire me coupon code see dog at book walk I've never been more consistently disappointed in myself until today buying these things was definitely a mistake don't do it trust me it's really not worth your time and in future don't buy things off wish just just don't I know it's cheap but it's really not worth it trust me am i abusing this double camera angle thing I totally am it's a lot of fun you should I should try if you ever get to Cameron's this is just a painful video I never want to put myself through this again I hope you guys enjoyed me suffering because I didn't if you did enjoy this video please do share it around as you can see I've lost a lot of weight from this shitty bracelet I'm gonna die now [Music]

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 2,032,869

Rating: 4.9500923 out of 5

Keywords: Wish, CDawg, CDawgVA, Awful Wish Products, Bad Wish products, Wish shop, Awful Wish shops, Online shopping, Shopping, Wish Online

Id: AiwOQRhKF1E

Length: 14min 5sec (845 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 09 2019