These Are The WORST Anime Ships

cow 2x ginger sang-woo and Eun bong so many bad tanks here I've just about had it with these awful takes I am here today to fix it yes I am your prophet I am here to tell you which ships are terrible takes and which ones are moderately acceptable in all seriousness I tweeted out the other day for another project I was working on asking you for your favorite yaoi ships and there was a lot of terrible terrible ships that popped up and I was inspired to make this video and insult those and somebody replied saying Sebastian and CL now if your ass a normal human being you won't like what that kind of relationship is because you don't like group so you would reply with an image like this which is what inspired me to make this video as this was such a shitty take Elin Kira from death No I'll give it a 5 out of 10 I like the idea of Al and Kira but I just can't see this happening ever in any situation like that they're trying to hunt each other down and you think halfway through the fight that Al's just gonna say I know you're my only friend but I suppose we could just a little bit after I catch you right that's possible ashin AG that's a good tape I would gladly trade my firstborn child just to see them happy together like that it's not even a question you know Viktor X Yuri now this is a good one but it's too saving it's like vanilla ice cream we knew it's gonna happen the show give me something spicy but not too spicy like Sebastien's yeah why I'd end up in jail but you know what I mean you and the anime man now I think I would only do this is like a last resort really if I had to no other good choices but yeah it's it's okay I'd give it a 5 out of 10 Germany and Italy / Spain and Romano from Italia this is automatically a terrible take because it involves hetalia which is the terrible show I'm completely convinced that hetalia fans are still gonna be talking about Hetalia in 30 years the same way that every time I do anything even remotely impressive my parents remind me about how Spyro the Dragon made me [ __ ] myself that's a real story there's a scene where he gets like kidnapped I think and I think I had like a dream about it I his scared shitless Makoto and Haru from free honestly - safe - thirsty as well actually we all know that Harry would be more interested in the amount of saliva that he can swim in in makoto's mouth than actually having a loving and kind relationship with him now whilst I'm in the middle of destroying all of your ships let me just say a massive thank you to Noor VPN as you guys know I just moved to Japan and moving is expensive who'd have thought so your boy needs them sponsors alright now I'm sure if you've been on YouTube for even ten seconds you've been advertised a VPN but let me tell you why not VPN is my favorite ever since I moved to Japan I've been missing some of the glorious British TV and I can't watch that without a VPN for example I'm on my couch in Japan right now and if I want to watch country roll by opening the app oh no look at that there's no anime on here because of Japan's agreement with crunchyroll but if I go to not VPN change my location to any other country but here I can now watch all of the anime I can even chromecast it to my TV and although most websites are actually encrypted nowadays with that tiny padlock in the corner there are still a lot of websites that aren't and I always forget so I'd rather just leave my VPN on that have to turn on and off all the time and you can never be too overkill when it comes to protecting your online accounts and if you sign up soon you'll get Nord VPNs holiday deal you get four months extra free with a three-year plan and you'll get the Nord Pass manager worth about $200 so sign up now and use the promo code seadog be a Deku X Todoroki shoot gladly the ones that are actually gay buy and not diverted to that female crush that and Jojo characters wait George testosterone choking Lucy I keep hanky but that's why I love Jojo it's so like inherently gay and when people get into it they're like man did someone leave and then three parts in you've got boys like pretending to give [ __ ] to each other and wiring pink and skinny it's great I love it so much Dragonite and you know pathetic sang-woo and Eun bong if you do know what this is congratulations if you don't know keep it that way I can almost guarantee with shocking accuracy if your favorite ship is sang-woo and you and BOM that you grew up with some daddy issues I mean I'm I'm not saying it's a hundred percent but I'm saying it's like 99.9 percent Naruto and Sasuke god damn it damnit if Naruto and Sasuke is your favorite ship you probably also think that putting jam on a piece of white bread as a meal you and boom and sang calmly at least we're exposing everybody who has daddy issues Todoroki and deku again another shitty take Alois xcl now i don't trust anyone who says they like this [ __ ] not only do you want prepubescent kids to be in love together for some weird reason but you also choose two infuriating prepubescent kids this is a zero out of ten this is the worst take so far you can't just tweet a picture Connor XCOM it I have some shocking news about me incoming this is not the same Kermit as my old Kermit I know you pretty thing Connor how can you betray your first love like that listen okay I could only bring two suitcases and they were both really overweight and I had no room I had literally no room I could not fit covered in and I figured I could just buy the exact same one again in Japan for like ten bucks they didn't have the exact same one but Japanese come it does have something that I do kind of like about him this one that's a hat what do you think of the Connor X Kermit even though they spot my name is directly Kira Baku now arguably the most tasteful ship in all of my arrow academia except for the fact of their children and it's kind of weird talking about them being romantic together but let's ignore being a creep and a complete weirdo for just one second or as the internet says all the time it's commandeering seeing these two basically meathead characters who are just like duh Miko ha Thom you explode mom we have feelings for you but growing mad cuz you know they help each other a lot and they work together and they're on the same wavelength and you think maybe woowoo they could maybe hold hands one time then less maybe just kidding you know and honestly if anyone's gonna make back ago realize the value of love it's either Kirishima or rock on the side of the road that he takes a liking to but there those are the only two options I can see possible back in Deku 2 basic stop it Kira Kira back there that's a lot of it's a lot of my hero academia ships okay Connor X monetizing now this it's a good ship you and permit I think you should love me more than you okay I don't want to hear another word from you ever again honestly our relationship is probably best comparable to sanguine you and boom I mean I own him and he lives in my house and he's tied up constantly so I mean I'm not saying I'm into that but yeah dad that's just what I ended up happening Aaron and Levi now every sensible part of my body wants to strike this down and say it's terrible it's a bad take but honestly the way he was kicking and punching him it's pretty romantic if someone's gonna punch you you at least want it to be in a loving way right like that's what I'm saying that this is a joke that is probably dangerous I prefer Earl in Ex Levi I feel like it's more realistic it makes a lot of sense they both have an undying respect for one another they both bring something else but table I like it it's a it's a healthy relationship now Aaron X Levi is on the more you know the kinky aside for those people who saw that beating down and thought this is this is hot right I'm not the only one who thinks this is hot it's just slightly hot right this is erotic like I look a little bit give me that giggle it's a little bit of rhotic Kuroko and CagA me now i like this it would make sense because they're constantly handling balls together so it's canonically it just makes sense that's a seven out of ten oh oh oh okay I'll give that a little like you know I will kilowatt and gone kilowatt and gone boy they are like 12 that's an illegal out of 10 for me you have used an uncomfortable amount of emojis here like I feel like you're way too into this and I don't want to touch your ships boku no pico that's a that's a block right there these boys look wholesome together I'll give it a 4 out of 5 why am i doing 5 now I'll give it a 6 out of 10 yeah toe X no no he like owns his life that is not a good relationship dynamic that's not healthy three out of ten codex honestly no no no no no no but yes calorie was indeed the only one who showed any form of appreciation to shinji as a person and I you know I love that I respect that a lot but he was a little creepy if someone came on me that's strong ah that sounds really incorrect what I just said but I'm gonna keep going with it I don't think I would appreciate it I mean unless they brought me like tea you know I maybe I they could do whatever they want then I guess well especially given a plethora how many deku should wait this is triple shipping here are you allowed to do our you love to just promote polygamy like this Wow deku external rookie deco action of deco ex death row it's deco given hand jobs to the whole school what what is this is this how you see relationships crazy super otah I mean that with you I'm now that I read your name this makes complete sense deco isn't satisfied with with three characters he then needs to at once imma give you a chill out of ten you know calm the [ __ ] down no no no no no no no fairy tale I don't like fairy tale and thus I think every [ __ ] from fairy tale is garbage Roy Mustang and Edward Elric now that is a shitty take as we say in the business that what business I don't know allow me to explain Roy Mustang is a father figure to Edward Elric and more of you know and inspiration and if you're into that I mean to question everything else you're into like what how are you mistaken this this loving father for romantic interest there's something no no no no shitty take one out of ten Phoenix right X miles Edgeworth wow that is an interesting one and by interesting I mean boring as [ __ ] I'm gonna have to say objection to that take as it is shitty again more back a Deku bro no wow there is so many bad takes here I've not seen the show but man this gif is a good salary I know what I'm watching weather tonight alone with a bottle of lotion I haven't seen this show but I don't trust any characters that look like this especially not with my peanuts Dio Brando and Jonathan Joestar this is taste at its finest I'm getting chills oh he may have burned his dog alive now that is yeah that's gonna be a stinger on the relationship but look at this 40 single perfection 10 out of 10 and it's legal we did it we finally shipped something that wasn't illegal bow code oh my god this has a name boku no koto dodeca oh my god this is a thing oh my Ballack 16 who's drawing all of this bokuto de deku kira baku Todoroki deku deku and IcyHot baku Kirishima Todoroki and deku deku and Todoroki kira baku there's so much more here academia it never it never is I'm never gonna escape I can't do that cupcake on I can't take these sweets anymore I gotta get out [Music] I need choose me like you didn't see this coming I hope you guys enjoyed this video I'm sorry that it wasn't a crazy intense crazy video that you know normally I would do but I'm still getting set up here and I'm still trying to make sure that I have the things that I need before I start diving headfirst into creating content we do have a lot of exciting things planned though which will be coming out shortly but other than that I hope you still enjoyed the video and if you did please do consider sharing around liking and all that 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Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,220,148

Rating: 4.9452639 out of 5

Keywords: Anime ships, Ships, Ship, Rating, Reviewing, Destroying, CDawgVA, Anime, Yaoi, BL, Worst Ships, Funniest Ships

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Length: 13min 6sec (786 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 11 2019