I Paid $750 For CURSED Knock-Off Anime Merch

today i have spent too much money on a mistake yes welcome back to me the man who tries to speedrun going broke and today i've spent an absorbent amount of money on the worst anime merch i can find yes we're back with the series where i buy mouse pads that could possibly put me in prison but don't worry about that because today i have uh a whole box full it's it's worryingly happy some of them are leftovers from previous videos if you haven't seen the previous videos in this series you should do that by clicking up here but sometimes not all of the items arrive on time so i have some leftovers from the previous video and i actually have a mouse pad but i don't know what it is so let's open it up and find out what is inside i'm sure it's nothing but the best can i go to prison for this [Music] i have made severe continuous lapses of judgment i did not buy this this is not mine i don't know who sent it to me it's not mine and frankly even if i did buy it it might it would have been a mistake and if i did do it on purpose it's not my card my little brother stole my card and frankly if you try to cancel me over this yeah get this out of it don't show it mudan okay listen to me don't what is this just a penis whatever i just said it was ignore that it is not that it is a child friendly plush fantastic one of them it's got a little keychain with it as well if i've learned anything through my youtube career it's okay to do anything as long as it's for charity most of the times unfortunately when i'm done with these videos i tend to throw a lot of these items away as they're useless or smell horrific or why would anyone want them but for some reason some of you guys want them i don't know why but anyway i'll give you the chance so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna hold a charity auction so if you want the chance to maybe get one of the videos that i'll be showing off today why you can just go to my twitch channel i will be live streaming the auction this time this day right here and please actually watch my twitch i have a second channel as well that you should probably check out i'm sorry for plugging stuff we just started the video i know but the the second channel is really good you should check it out go to my twitch you can win some of the stuff it'll be a good mistake i'll see you there bye next item okay so this looks like oh god it's [ __ ] underwear jesus christ so it's love live underwear uh if you're wondering no i'm not gonna wash any of the stuff before i auction it it'll come as used in this video so if you want my underwear worn you can i see what it is now i'm going to stand on my chair so you guys can get a better view right you see that in 4k that's uh the cast of love life pointing at my peepee if my significant other turned up with these they get himself you know what i mean all right look at this what oh that that's just that that's just the cast of love life don't mind me how you doing nice seeing you number two this is another pair of underwear and let's have a look what it is oh god it's that girl from data live and i think she's supposed to be [Music] looking at okay let's put it on he funny at least the love life one had a little bit of glass she's just going for a cheeky lick i mean what was supposed to do you know you're just walking around the bus stop i mean [Music] oh i [ __ ] how could you tell was it so obvious i mean we gave it away you know when you're done wearing these underwear as well you know i realize they make for great facial wipes can't imagine the official rights holders for my ass itchy i can't imagine the official rights holders ever going to make underwear like that so i i mean i guess there's only one way to get it right if you can make your own right which six decided to put the address on both sides you know i mean i understand it probably makes it better for emailing but do they ever consider that i'm gonna open this on camera did they ever consider that inconsiderate oh oh the glue is so strong oh we got a figure okay let's open this bad boy up looks like death note characters let's just open them all up i've seen budget figures these look like something else look how dreadful that me says look at her eyes what did they do it's like sewage green l and it looks so bad oh my god oh is he okay is he really sick ryuk looks somehow accurate but somehow not at the same time i've never seen a figure this shittily done in my life look at his face and finally we have rem who looks a little anemic i must say so that's the cast of death note just done really really badly um i don't know who wants that but sure number one and number two i am so excited to see how i'm gonna go to prison today and the one and the two and the three let's i mean it's not bad maybe fellas ladies out there can you tell me is this hot this one doesn't really do it for me they look a little bit too much like boobs i i would rather a more muscular pad i don't like that how squishy they are i would like a little bounce to them you know this is what a mistake looks like all right let's have a look what the second mousepad is or the third one of the day as long as it's something that i can show on youtube i'll be happy what is that why but i don't mind i i think maybe i should yeah i should just run around maybe keep it i don't know just see how it lasts you know maybe just make sure that make sure it works for a while yeah i can't give it away because i i need to make sure the product worked so all right next up we have a box fantastic let's open it up okay yes let's do it you guys know how it is i've been trying to get this king jordano pen but for millennia now i really just want this [ __ ] pen if you haven't seen the previous videos if you don't know the law of this series i have been trying to find the most cursed giorno giovanna pen of all time so there's three jordano giovanna pens there is the real version which is very sexy very beautiful and it writes good there is the awful awful terrible one which i don't know what happened to it and i don't know where it is i've been trying to buy it every single listing i buy it from has the picture of the terrible one instead i get an amalgamation of the two where it's kind of like a weird good bad version i'm looking for the terrible one and i hope today's the day that i find it i really do i am anticipating this more than i'm anticipating my first born child frankly i don't i don't give a [ __ ] about him or her whatever he decides to be so they gave me the box for both of them so i have the bruno butcherary one and the jonno giovanna one in here i'm hoping that we find the most cursed one of all time in here [Music] no no i hate it oh why how is it so hard to find this i've bought four of them so again this is the one that is kind of bad but not bad enough i want the terrible one this is not the bad one i hate this it's [ __ ] blue ink as well the [ __ ] audacity there's also apparently a cursed bruno butcherati one it looks like the face on this side but like messed up this one's good not really sure what happened there all right what is this i can't see it was it man i love what you say milf men i love fishing who's buying this i'm buying this apparently let's get this on do i love fishing or what guys i just can't get enough of fishing man i thought i was buying anime merch i don't really know what this has to do with it but uh i i i'm glad i bought it this is a good shirt i can't wait for one of you guys to have it alright i think this is wall scrolls there's a lot of packaging in here cheeky [ __ ] attacking my monitor and in this wall scroll it's a a sounds gay i'm in i'm a dramatical murderer character you know back in the day when they used to give scrolls in like medieval times and they're like if the king has an important message for you what is it sounds gay i'm in [Music] let's go to war i don't know how i got these don't know where i found them but they sell these and you can buy them from china let's find out what the next item is and i don't remember this ah no oh all right i've had my tea let's see what this is say oh i can't show that i can't oh i should probably do a patreon version of this just so that uh people can see this stuff because i really want to show it because that's [ __ ] weird go to my patreon if you want to see this whole awful [ __ ] why am i holding it to the camera this is literally my camera's filming in 4k this is this is 4k i'm gonna i think the fbi are coming i love how these wall scrolls aren't even filling up the [ __ ] scroll it's just like yeah at least i don't know just put a [ __ ] border on i don't know whatever all right let's have a look what it is nice oh my god what so what else has the properties of rubber and gum oh no no why i would destroy this right now if i wasn't gonna auction it off why did somebody spend more than five minutes doing anything like this please whatever this is please be better ow what all right i present to you ladies and gentlemen back ago kissing donald trump i would like to apologize for my severe lapse of judgment who photoshopped this why you know back ago it's not like i like you or anything becca but give me a little smooch all right that was terrible next one this is the natsuki subaru ram hold up hold up hold up this says netsky subaru ram you don't even need to be a fan of the show to know why that's wrong this isn't even ram this is rem and natsuki subaru doesn't seem like he's anything to do with this oh [ __ ] no no no no no no no no that doesn't look like ram why is it it's got a cover on the boobs take that off oh lord no what i can't show this let me put that back on apparently this is ram um i hate to break it to the fine makers of this figure but who the [ __ ] is this this is not rem's face they've just put blue hair on an older figure they called it ram what is happening next on the cutting table bro what the [ __ ] did they do to my box bro what the hell man what is this they're just like it's a funko pop who gives a [ __ ] just [ __ ] oh jesus christ oh my god this is like a fake funko pop and funko pops are bad enough as they are like look at the eyes on this thing i'm not really sure why but like in the eyes been like painted really badly it feels really cheap too okay this looks creepy as [ __ ] what the hell wow that figure came with a pillow what the [ __ ] i've never seen that before the rem is wrapped in a sort of towel and i fear for what might be under said towel um but i guess we'll just find out oh okay that's it's not too bad ah i think i understand now hold on hold on just one moment gentlemen we might be on to something here ah yes okay and then this is the pillow and then rem goes to sleep and this is the blanket and i hate it where on earth would i put this think for one moment think where would this go huh my living room table my bedroom where would i put sleep next to it no this is not anywhere this is not going anywhere in my house okay i want this dead and what is this oh my god it smells dreadful the buttons are awful how do i look gamers does it look good but i wear this to the perhaps the family party imagine not owning every single haikyuu character on a nice shirt that you could wear on any so any occasion summer business event family dinner any event i can wear this you don't own it i do [ __ ] some of the shirts i despise that one's okay what's this why what's all this about then damn [ __ ] is oh god it [ __ ] reeks holy [ __ ] tree very good good spot there connor and they've made this a hexagon and this is the stand that it comes with you notice anything funny about it it's not a [ __ ] hexagon okay i got it then but what cost he looks like he's sick it's not terrible it is fine it breaks that's not good generally i i'm not fond of my figures having a horrible chemical odor to them i normally prefer them to be odorless but i guess you get what you pay for who the [ __ ] am i to judge all right so where does luffy stand um it is not clear at all where luffy stands here so this stick that i used on the other figure uh goes here and uh then luffy goes on the top here but i mean sure it's like a metronome but with luffy's hand i can't decide if this is kind of cool or just really bad it's unique i'll give it that i don't know if i like it though but maybe one of you guys do you can get it i don't know i don't care maybe i can alright this feels like something beefy so it's supposed to be a mystery box of jojo stuff all right so in this box that i paid ten dollars for there's a jojo poster fine i guess a jojo bend man i've seen these bands in forever they still make bands like this i think this is a magnet this is like a no it's just a plastic card of jolene okay bookmarkers i think of john giovanna and bruno bucharati another jojo poster of the boys the chibi jojo pin i hate pins with a passion jojo's stickers those are just stickers in general why is it [ __ ] there are postcards i hate stickers so [ __ ] much and then we have jojo postcards oh doesn't look too bad yeah i mean sure for 10 bucks i guess why not i think especially like joseph something but i i don't think it's done really badly it's a bit [ __ ] mystery box more like how much do you want to be disappointed oh what the [ __ ] oh it's like sticky tape except it's just old stolen fennel of jojo it's literally all just stolen fan art i really don't understand the thought process behind wanting this i mean you know why would you want tape that's jojo i i really don't understand like themed tape i just want tape to [ __ ] keep my life together or the things that i'm desperately hoping aren't broken to just stay together just for a month longer so i can put it off and frankly i don't want to be reminded that that someone in china is [ __ ] stealing fan art and printing it on [ __ ] garbage tape every time i i look at the broken item it's already bad enough that it's broken to tape it up i hate this so so much why the tokyo ghoul mystery box let's have a look what's in our folded tokyo ghoul trash can why does that wow okay what is that okay i thought this was some joseph themed thing but it's literally a bracelet that comes with both of them why are you chucking in bracelets nobody wants that [ __ ] don't put in your budget bracelets are we got i think fan art more tokyo ghoul fan art all right epic i love stealing fan art and selling it stickers garbage why why what is this why is this being included this is just generic ass stickers get the [ __ ] out of here tokyo ghoul oh yes i would love to wear a tokyo ghoul bracelet so that everyone knows to stay the [ __ ] away from me oh yes a tokyo ghoul plastic card i don't know what reason you'd want this and a terrible thing great mystery box what's up next let's find out shall we i think i must have bought this from the same company because they sent another totoro keychain i remember i got a comment that was like connor why are you complaining about getting free stuff i'm not a [ __ ] garbage bag don't put your garbage [ __ ] just because it's free doesn't mean i want it i there's a lot of things that are free that i don't want did you know that getting an std is free i don't want that i think this is supposed to be a dragon ball so it goes like that and then he's flicking he's flicking his middle finger at me this reminds me more of the dragon ball movie if i'm honest uh with the quality of this it's kind of [ __ ] and what's in here what is in there hold up hold on a second what does that say what is it i am a mom i am a mom against catboy i'm keeping this holy [ __ ] let me keep this one i love this this is fantastic i gotta come clean i'm a mom against cat boys cat boys i hate cat boys all right as a proud mom against cat boys i can't wait to open this next package alright oh for [ __ ] sake it's not lipstick it's a penis oh that smells gross that smells like a penis actually i don't smell my you know i'm not getting into it okay we have another t-shirt i think let's find out what the t-shirt says oh no oh no oh you're a ghibli fan prove it where's your knockoff ghibli t-shirt why aren't you wearing it right now oh you like my neighbor totoro uh where is your budget my neighbor turtle t-shirt huh or is it yeah i don't think so this is like baby's first sportswear material you know it's you're gonna grow out of it so fast so your mom buys the cheapest goddamn one because she doesn't believe you're gonna get any use out of it so she buys you it it's it's it's thinner than [ __ ] one ply toilet roll this stuff is awful i'm taking this off i don't want anymore this is a [ __ ] large package this one oh a lot of t-shirts holy [ __ ] all right this shirt says what does it say i just wanted to get a t-shirt uh for my two favorite things in the world justin bieber and sully again i i swear to god i did not make this myself i i this was genuinely a listing what is this why uh what's on what's on this what is this oh when it gets a little chilly i like to wear my favorite hoodie uh nicholas cage as shrek i don't know how this is anime merch uh but it is this is material it's like a material i imagine a sale to be made out of this is awful frankly as a mom against cat boys i must say these are great selections of shirts and we have one more two more actually now one more one more oh you like heroki you're not really a turtle rookie fan unless you own this frankly you know you need the emoji hearts it's what sells it it's what sells my love all right all right all right so my favorite items now and a three two one oh no what off all right this is an anime i know it's not anime but what i bought all of this stuff like two months ago holy no no connor what are you doing woody i paid 50 for this i'm not gonna lie it's great it's not fifty dollars great what all right what's this one this better be better i didn't order this i definitely didn't order this i think this just came with it for free i don't want your free [ __ ] my house is not your dumping ground it is a dumping ground though i mean that's kind of how i treat it but no okay we got a looks like it looks like a messico figure i don't know why but they've sent me two figures i definitely didn't order two and also if you go to someone's house and they have a package like this this is extremely concerning you're gonna run away like body parts i don't really know if there's supposed to be like an order or something i think so well she's a long neck now that's okay though and then we just gotta shove this why is the legs falling off no stop no no no no no i can't get the [ __ ] [ __ ] to stay in if they made me do any more assembly on that i may as well have gone to the factory myself and made it that was so tedious i hate that i don't like that what's next gentlemen what is next it says mikasa real figure and it's the last one i don't know why chief i'm gonna have to extra doubt that this is the last one this is not inspiring confidence in me i'm not gonna lie this looks bad bro i don't know how much i paid for this but it's not worth anything frankly i think the if i took this to the trash i'd have to pay the trash to put it in really doesn't look good i mean i'm not really sure what i was expecting man complains about the cheapest things he can find there are some packages in your life that you know you don't need to open to know how scuffed it is i mean look at the box man look at that more mouse pads let's have a look in three two one oh no oh no oh lord no if you're watching on patreon you're very lucky this is a ram mouse pad and there's indents and they're nipples that are hard how do you do that i should stop touching the nipples that's weird right that is weird that's weird right it was still probably cheaper than the pepe one as well that's the scent part it's kind of impressive how the craftsmanship actually i hope this is a not fan out of ram but not holding my breath i'm just wildly uncomfortable thank you though and the next one is a bit of a smaller one really what is it we shall find out in a three two one all right the chin is very strong very prominent probably more ergonomic than than the the ram nipple mouse pad just curious as to who's who's the target demographic very ergonomic indeed i don't mind this all right i'll give that a nine out of ten why i started rating them all of a sudden i don't know this one has inspired me to begin giving them ratings because it's not bad i mean don't talk to me or my father we have four packages left and we have more mouse pads oh i just realized my plastics recycling day is yesterday [ __ ] all right and a three two one what is it we shall find out there's a plum oh bro i gotta fight myself to get off from touching these things they're so godd look at that the [ __ ] circumference of these things jesus christ i'm gonna have to get some climbing rope to come down these things oh my god zenitsu damn he packing i can get behind this i don't know why but how old is he how old is initsu from demon slayer oh [ __ ] what's this gonna scratch my desk goddammit it's the doom logo but instead of saying doom it just says come this is the shirt that they sell i am not joking this is [ __ ] zero two from darling in the franxx what the [ __ ] i'm not wearing this [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here bro our last piece of merch for the episode oh jesus this is awful i can literally see through this t-shirt this is a double xl i do not think it is a double xl maybe for a child it's so see-through that you could see my naked body if i was wearing no clothes underneath it and they've just stolen fan art again thank you shiner very cool why do i do this to myself i i am worth more than this my wallet is is i shouldn't i should invest in something i'm not investing in anything what is this [ __ ] but anyway i hope you guys enjoyed this video i do regret buying most of these if not all of them actually there's maybe one or two good things in there but if you like some of the stuff you saw don't forget that i will be holding a charity auction so if you want to buy or potentially win any of the stuff that i showed today go to my twitch channel right here and also check out my second channel where the video of us auctioning it off will be uploaded to i stream a bunch on twitch about three to four times a week i'm always gaming so come join and again it'll be held at this date on screen so if you do want to get your chance of trying to nab one of these i'll see you weebs there and don't forget to like comment and subscribe if you did enjoy this video i hope you beautiful weebs have an amazing day i'm going to go and clean my room as it is very messy i mean look at this look at this look at this that's my room that's my room right now but anyway that's enough of my face i will see you beautiful weebs soon [Music] bye [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,274,532

Keywords: Anime, Merch, Anime Merch, Knock offs, Knock Off, Budget, Knock Off Merch, Budget anime merch, The Worst anime merch, Worst, Terrible, Bad, Funny, All Might, JoJo, JoJo Merch, Bad JoJo Merch, Manga, CDawg, CDawgVA, Sword Art Online, Kirito, Fair Tail

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Length: 25min 11sec (1511 seconds)

Published: Thu May 27 2021