I Bought $35 "Cosplays" From China

comes a point in your life where you just have to think all right it's all downhill from here my weaves it is time once again for another cosplay video we have more than normal this time this is an accident I don't mean to buy this many but I get carried away when I see my favorite characters available for me to cosplay you guys know the deal by now without further ado let's just jump right into it evan changes a camera to that one and now this one and now this one anothers one yes you hate doing this Evan but I love the power button Seco that's a camera buddy totally on a dear life we have the finest cosplays that China has to offer I feel like I'm about to do a presentation with my camera click I might listen this new product is gonna revolutionize your mind it's the iPad let's get the memes out of the way this is a fully serious unboxing video you guys aren't here to see me be a meme that's not that's not what this video series is about this is about informative what are other words productive meaningful reviews of cosplay all right I got straight for this one I feel like you know like I'm on like the casting couch and they're making me strip and I really don't want to I don't want a strip here we go again Oh what is this thing that you are unboxing right now car if I can do this correctly it's a bandana oh this is - I've joined the worst prison gang and if you still don't know this is yet I just strip mall oh my god dude I this is this is PC dogger I this is I can't get any better than this it's never happening again boots you know what's funny it's to me is that evan has to edit this and beside if this goes in but he's seen it so he it doesn't matter even if it carries it I'm just happy that he has to watch them also have you thought your dish track was funny yes you and me making a [ __ ] district opening that's the biggest mistake your life Evan it was it was kind of listenable this time as well so I kind of felt we're back once again so that you can review you know your favorite things of mine which are my terrible cosplayers are you ready dude I feel like every time I do this your [ __ ] please get like progressively more tighter and smaller on you it's funny you know it's but that was me not wanting to see what you have anyways no I'm ready it's funny you mention that because I think how good are you would like your memes because I have this first one that I think that if you recognize what meme this is from I'm just gonna send that oh oh Ricardo why do I know this dude you needed to do a guest's ago or you had to like do the smile you look pissed than that one Ricardo is like a happy-go-lucky do that in the video I did but I was just getting a screenshot but that's you know not my proudest cosplay I'm gonna not gonna like that yeah I'm gonna have to get a pretty low score here cuz aside from the bandana you don't look as happy blush no what did he wear like an American speedo I think he was I mean he had the ball tercer yeah that's true but I know man like I'm gonna have to give it like a solid two out of ten alright let's let's continue with the other culture which one bit more of a fool out of myself I look like I work in like a soup kitchen alright that's it's not impossible let's not do that every day oh god why did I sniff that that doesn't smell good at all okay you know like there's colorful strong men except I'm not strong at all in Russia weights lift for you oh my god this is gonna be like my peak right I can't look any hotter than this right alors I've come to fix your plumbing do you want the pipe I laid oh yeah no no I feel like if Momo had like ten IQ this is how Momo would dress well this is my new workout outfit I think you know just you know running oh just breaking up a sweat oh can you guys tell like I actually really like this like no joke I can feel that my my legs you know where your legs connect to your like pee pee area that feels very tight but the rest of its pretty good okay I'm done hold your horses because the next one is gonna be I mean he's like the most weird is from in screenshot bro I have to I have to make you go like what though okay so Momo skill is to get like any type of weapon or technology out of the air you look like you're you look like you're about to shoot out your iPhone right yeah what what if like the male version is that like it comes out the back end you know like it's like oh you want you want the new the IPOP old pro stand for $999 hold on let me just yeah I mean let me just [ __ ] that out real quick I hope you get a good catch because there's some trajectory ah I can't I can't guarantee it won't be kotas yeah I know I solid oak a higher score four out of ten full you mean like four out of ten I didn't see anything come out bro what you bought say it took make it a ten I'd mean to screw something an iphone up here yes she would have gotten a perfect aid but that wasn't the case so let's do the next cosplay oh no I did all of this didn't I by the way when I order these costumes I normally do it like a month or two ago until when I'm filming this these videos take a long time in terms of you know getting out all the pieces together and yeah I have no idea half the time what I ordered I normally forget and this why did I do this okay I'm a slim fit going on here this is really itchy though Wow why is everything from China Ichi can you guys do a time let me know down below if you can hit that notification bell to join the army of people who can do a time and if you can't don't worry still hit the notification about and lie oh my god this is so many pieces the young lord would you like some Nesquik you know the finest of all drinks no wonder people don't dress like this anymore this is taking a long time to get dressed now the pants fit my products let us find out today with a few adjustments but you know basically we also matched you t-today perhaps perhaps a coffee perhaps this would you look we have a young boy Yahoo's holding on for dear life and I'm just going to leave him there it's stupid [ __ ] good design Sebastian yes well I suppose if I had a wig I would look more like some ass but I suppose this will certainly do would you not then it feels good to be a butler yo what's the four one one my homie that's Sebastian in the cut don't tell me my rhymes aren't the show because well I certainly know they are you know when I was born in Britain that's where I'm from if you couldn't tell from not fantastic accent um we were slapped as a child for talking you know it's funny you've nowadays they don't everyone tweet but back then if you said hello to your master you opposite left hand unit right to the fence what am i doing good day where am I going with this bit I don't know but kind of but we all know about the cannot flex is what I was going to say that does that seem is not supposed to go like that oh my I don't know if I can move back Evan Evan send help I think I'll pass I'm enjoying seeing you suffer you know everyone likes to say that they should me with the young lord seal and I just have to say please really the Zepa the best you think I can get come on and quit me look more importantly look at that you think this would settle for a whiny little brat swung exactly disgusting you are disgusting or thinking it's a possibility would you try and ship I don't know piano reaps with I don't know what's a terrible terrible looking person me tamasha is a kind of guy who laughs a breeze for climb I wasn't raised in the hood but I can spit baths just as well as anybody from the hotel please listen haven't stitch track I'm shilling for me do all the work while you're busy reading smug my editor made a diss track on me and you should listen to it it's good [ __ ] be thankful that's all the promo you're getting Evan I'm I could not show this harder if I try it this one's a little more a little more serious I thought you know I'll give them I give the people what they want you know oh well of course I mean dude okay not gonna lie good fill your eyes yeah it fits it I don't know if they like you know classic Englishman sorry Welsh man English accent I don't know it looks good on you I can see you serving the waters at Windsor guys so very very sick dude you know what I I felt really good in this one this is the first time I've worn an outfit where I'm like you know what I could realistically wear this to a con and not hate myself ya know I gotta say you do look like one hell of a butler you a good seven out of ten you know what you know what I think that's like the most generous writing you've given that honestly it kills me it kills me but I have to take this off I could insult the servants for days it's looking like this I'm going to change now before I say more weird all this in my life goodbye Sebastian too good at least you can take solace Sebastian knowing that you are one thick what is this what did I thought oh no no all right well let's listen to this listen to this oh this has got a dose oh wait actually okay no only supposed to do this oh this is difficult that's my life I feel like I've looked worse in my life I'm not just like you legit like you're like yeah guys we're all gonna dress as magical girls and then I just turn up with with this film outfit on if I had boobs this would be so much easier comes a point in your life where you just have to think all right it's all downhill from here in this guy's room and I have no idea how to explain any of it to you I guess just watch the video and and then ask questions and even then you'll probably think what though I feel like I just got released from the worst sex dungeon ever like someone doesn't let me out by accident and I'm just like roaming around in public like what is this are you from how did he sue me are you were supposed to be it was just like a generic bunny suit you really need to like blur out the mirror bro you are mean you don't know I know what you're doing thing is like is that we used to blur it and it just got to the point where I was like what's the point people are gonna just yeah just be safe with your cosplays I love that but they have a full-on shot if not only your cosplay ball so Kermit in the back you'd come it has to be that also like I'm still wearing boxes so we're safe man we're safe it's just like watching someone go swimming always giving my bunny outfit out of time if you were cause playing every showgirl in Las Vegas I would give you like a straight 9 out of 10 but because that is not the case here I will about 50/50 let's go 550 50 you're I'll tell you I guess I'm done with this one this one is starting to hurt and also I can still smell it to my backside these strippers now like I heard you ordered a pizza oh that's a lie it's me I'm gonna string what is this like thank God Connor is gonna be covering himself like the world's worst hitman right now oh okay all right here we go here we go easy I've done this before I'm a bit of a pro at this slow what was this why is this here it's really shitty Connor the hero sociation needs your help but why I don't wanna move I'm a much better moment than I am a nice hour any any day of the week I think I think that's that's a fair statement to say but this isn't bad it's just kind of like not good all right well I think this one has run its course I'd say we made a great hero now I want to be someone else I want to be something come it can can be proud of which is definitely not me this one you know I wasn't too keen on but it was all right you know this legitimately looks like that you honestly tried to cosplay like this is like the cosplay you're so proud that you raised that money this is secretly me testing the waters so my serious cosplay Korea like just sprinkling in some good ones like you know all your paychecks went to the costume but you're one of those cosplayers that couldn't be rude with the wig but you think you know if you put enough gel in your hair it'll be totally fine ya know maybe drink I look like a budget garbage collector what do you mean like I look like I just got off the truck to pick up your garbage are you supposed to be eyes on ya what you mean suppose I am eyes our yeah it's kind of average same on the bunny suit though like five out of five five out of five five out of ten you know in my head this one sounded cool when you get it it's kind of like that's not that cool all right what's this one what did I do to myself let's find out which bad idea I have next you guys know what this is you guys never have any clue let's put on the skirt hurt fur hurts just get home here it's not just the cosplay that's genuinely very odd oh I am NOT gonna get this off my my I just realized I'm not doing it it's off look at this I don't know if you guys can see it right like it's this little piece of cloth there's nothing to buckle it onto this is so pathetic this is Elizabeth from seven deadly sins if you haven't watched it do so it's a good good show we're about to put this what be actually I have a feeling that people wouldn't watch the show if Elizabeth I'm gonna lie like this pink it's popping on me you know when your boys want you to hit the town with them you know God we're a few drinks have a good time this is my rocker but like Connor we need you we need you for the boys and I'm like say no more drinks on me boys and then everyone buys me drinks because I look like this I just realize these two buttons are missing well where are they huh huh you don't want me to get merely honest on you just tell me what the buttons are and nobody has to get hurt I don't know how familiar you guys are with seven deadly sins but there's a character called King who has two forms one of them is this really chubby and gross old looking guy and another is a child so what I'm picturing is right there with me here bear with me bear with me what if we make this Elizabeth's alternative form her true potential is unlocked this is where she can go super saiyan heavens no okay I mean you know obviously is a fight yeah whatever I for the beer show okay god I'm just talking absolute nonsense so that I can put off having to try and take this ox I know this isn't coming off let me know you think of this one this is one of my finest works yet the cosplay what does her name its own with the white hair and your name yeah Elizabeth um yeah free it's just so certeyn compared to what I'm used to I feel yeah I feel like you really like it in the beginning I the first couple of episodes that you've done with me doing this I feel like I'm starting to get these sensitizes you just get off your game how do i how do i up my game I don't know man you just look so angry you look angry in all of these except the butler I'm very angry that's why you know why I just like to pay money for these what do you do with these costumes well I haven't like a closet there's full of these things oh you put them in that bag yeah yeah cuz you're at my house one time when you enjoy Easter I cleaned up this room that was the first thing I would you clean my room and I couldn't find anything for like a month I was like really did Nike put everything yeah I'm just gonna rate your cosplay like a three out of ten I'm not impressed I'm not fair enough earnest you look depressed wearing that I what I see a cosplay I want to know that you're happy wearing it I'm not I don't lie you know I'm gonna I'm an honest man since you guys like seven deadly sins alright this is a little deadly sent something from lazytown what more can I say about this you know I feel like I could just fly away at any moment gravity is on my side and what I don't understand right about my hair at Dana is that none of them ever do pump so what Oh Chico when she was fighting people she's like all and you don't understand the gravity of the situation you you mean some gravity does that mean when a Chico can pee she can like make the string go upwards is that a weird question that's a weird question to ask right I shouldn't I forget I asked forget I asked I definitely look like a rejected lazytown character okay that actually looks good don't say it look it it felt gross you look like you've got boobs though it's called called Peck sake I mean call it whatever you want in that's a joke oh I see I see boobs I feel realistically if Ochoco really is doing all of like these physical movements and all of the exercise she'd probably have your body Wow you saying I have the body of a teenage girl please tell me you did Robbie maybe that's like the next episode you know this is all no no this is all the calls place for this episode oh okay like this video if you want Connor to do a frog pee cosplay which I was looking for how many likes we saying 30,000 likes say 30,000 that seems reasonable okay 30,000 likes and he will do a frothy cosplay and he'll go all-out with the pose none of this like half half movements I want to see a legit frothy pose all right well thank you once again a key for joining me and reviewing me I guess we're done here I have nothing more to add to these voice you guys ready to see my powers activating maybe fly away you're not gonna do you're just gonna leave this in now I've known you I should not tell you to do things because you're just make me look like a [ __ ] idiot oh wait no I do that myself is what you were going to say it wasn't it Evan oh we look you're becoming self-aware how cute this has been a very very successful cosplay review video if you guys have enjoyed it at home please do let me know down below to let me know which cosplays I should get next because I you guys love this video series and I love making a fool of myself it's a lot of fun I won't lie also let me know down below which cosplay was your favorite and which cosplay you would try and steal from me if you ever met and of course the obligatory stuff that I have to say if you did enjoy this video please do share around shares help the video so so much I cannot express how much a share helps the video out and also hit notification so you know when the next cosplay video comes out and of course I can't forget the patreon the patreon is what allows me to do dumb stuff like buy costumes and pay my wonderful editor Evan who has to sit through the raw footage of this which I'm sure some of you would want to see but you really don't want to see take Evans word for it without further ado I will see you beautiful weebs next time on the next cosplay opening video bye oh what's this I'm I'm floating away what Wow the gravity does really [Music] [Music]

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,335,464

Keywords: CDawgVA, Cosplay, Cosplaying, Cosplayer, Cheap Chinese Cosplay, funny, funny cosplay, cheap cosplay, budget cosplay, Funny cosplayer, CDawg

Id: _fS8a0L8oN4

Length: 20min 39sec (1239 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 28 2019