I Found The Worst Knock-Off Anime Merch

how much should I spend on this thirty bucks why did you make this hi and welcome to the most chaotic video we will have for awhile I have a gigantic ass bag full of packages as the title might let you know I bought the worst the worst anime much that money can buy that took me multiple days to find all of this curse stuff and then it took about six months because the world was ending and then also mail just stopped to get all of this stuff here so I hope that you guys enjoy this I have a box cutter at the ready like in all the anime I realized that this is really really dangerous I didn't realize how sharp box cutters are in the UK they're kind of dull but in Japan it's like it's very very scary so without further ado oh god what is that it's like body parts in there god damn it how much sellotape if they put on this camping thing also my desk is now immediately a mess Oh God look how ugly that is this isn't even a stand there's no like thing to put the figure on it this regester like a lid they gave me a [ __ ] lid what who did this that is supposed to be her are you kidding me I'm really annoyed about this I don't know why I can forgive the the garbage looking figure but why is the stand just like a lid that's going in the not worth 15 bucks pal I have this thing here which is just a big-ass pole Oh little thing so you can hang it up that's very can oh my god how many is there I should really have got a garbage bag before I started this that would have probably been smart all right let's do a little reveal ready it is literally a screenshot of a streaming service who's gonna hang that up you know what I'm gonna hang that up that's who's gonna hang it up didn't work out all right we have another wall Scrolls oh that's so satisfying ready for the big reveal maybe it doesn't look that bad on camera but in real life it you would never buy this why is it so washed out does someone want this I don't want this and it smells it smells pretty bad I mean you know I'm pretty impressed I don't have my how much they pay for this 18 bucks for those two that's not too bad if you want a screen shot all right what do we got next it's a glasses case all right oh I think it's the inanimate you know when they when they do that thing where they they do the thing is it lighting up how do I turn it on oh [ __ ] I just broke it off Jesus that was not my intention of God oh is it on now it's on okay all right oh Jesus Christ huh you fool you walked right into my trap the deter not that it'll look cool literally within 10 seconds of owning them they just did this why would you send me something that broke immediately I just touched it I wanted to be the anime boy of my dreams god damn it what we got here all right all right cool we got a t-shirt okay oh okay it's a it's a Kyra backu t-shirt well you boys gotta try it on I'm now wearing Acura back you [ __ ] what do you think so blower you can't read any of the [ __ ] look how blurry thing is you can't read anything either way we stand kira baku let's get on with it next up okay to mousepad before i turn over the mousepad I'll give you five seconds to decide what it might be with the four options on screen here I'll wait wrong it was neither of them it is tequila that is honestly you don't know is a part in part two where Joseph dresses a pair is a woman to entice the get the German guards to let him through and uh that is so good this is gonna be my permanent mousepad from now on goodbye Dana mousepad got a new contender in town that feels nice and plump say goodbye to carpal tunnels what we got next you guys can't see it right now but his face is disgusting that is fairly horrifying why did they turn giorno into a Ken doll you know what let's assemble him the arm broke that's not possible his stem doesn't allow that every $21 for this are you kidding me how much that papers akela garrison 18 I mean that's just the difference in value right there this is the worst figure I've ever seen it's a decent size but that face is burning disgust look it looks like you just started listening to Evanescence like 20 minutes ago with the amount of eye shadow this boy has this is such a gross figure you owe my room is gonna be a dumpster after this dudududud oh it looks really bad quality i I don't have this translates well at all the video but it it doesn't look great but 14 dollars for this what am I gonna do with all these walls cause that's just incredibly mad and I don't want to get another box up in here oh yeah I always cut away from you but guys not towards you like I do alright I'm gonna show you guys what's on the side ready you can literally see the wires like falling out those are the headphones let's listen to the sound quality okay well that's totally just falling off me if you only have like ten bucks and you're a huge kanaky fan I mean sure get them if you want to hear you're listening to buy anything else literally anything up next up is this thing I'd completely missed that what is this so it seems like they've included the ugliest luffy figure of all time it feels a little little robbery it's not like the best looking figure in the world but ah I mean for how much I pay for this apparently 47 cents for this so that's not bad I'll take that we can we can keep you there I I have no idea what this thing is oh it's supposed to be like a posing thing I guess I don't know I guess we'll just uh we'll figure it out now we'll assemble this bad boy let's do it because you can pose the baby and there's optional hands in case you want your baby to have more hands hey I'm not judging if this is someone's into this you do you you do you I'm gonna pass on this this is uh I don't like it that's creepy yeah oh it's a wallet it's definitely one of the uglier wallets I've ever seen for five bucks I guess it's a wallet right it does the bare minimum of what it's supposed to do and if you're really into really yellow versions of your favorite characters of attack on titan it's like really like bled all the colors alike all over the place I guess this is apparently an anime figure this does not look oh it is a figure actually it definitely doesn't look official is all I'm going to say let's have a look at the figure oh no all my what have they done to your face why is it like that that's not right you know it looks like what is like look at this paint job as well this looks like it was come off we'll just the one now it's all might with no legs I you just imagine some parrot bide that kid this thing be like Oh Christmas mom I can't wait whips it open gets this saddest-looking all my ever this isn't gonna teach Deku this is gonna be Dec your sleep paralysis beam and shock them out there oh well that's promising okay now we're in business this I presume is the SANS body pillow that I bought why do I buy that that's a great question what's wrong with me who knows [ __ ] I ripped it how do I do this always there he is that is sends on your body pillow bagel of it oh my god there's a back oh my sweet Jesus sends what are you doing buddy what are you doing with that dummy thick body of yours I always think to myself what's better than one body pillow two body pillows let's get sands out of here well that's just that's just strange tada does anyone know what the [ __ ] this is what is this from what did I buy this is supposed to be your mono Chen what are they do tea but what the [ __ ] you cannot look me in the eyes and say you can sleep well at night look at that that is horrifying get this out of here all right what's next it doesn't look too weird right maybe you can't see it very well but look it on the box right look at his face it's not that bad in real life I definitely wouldn't recommend buying this I mean if you really can't get the original I mean I guess you can settle for acid face Jordan oh let's see if it actually writes as well you know that's pretty a good idea hi oh it's blue ink gross I might leave that on my desk that'd be a nice little reminder that uh no matter how good you get in life someone thought I was gonna make a shitty version of you this feels like a certain specific type of product let's open it up that's my address that's also my address god damn it why do they put my address on both sides oh my not proud of this no proud of us why did you make this is their demand for this does does anyone have this like why like the only reason I can imagine anyone buying this it's for a jerk how much should I spend on this 30 bucks undertale is less than 30 bucks well I guess you know what they say when you find the best the second best goes away sends you'll now my new oh god this is this feels wrong isn't he like 10 why is it so weighty dude if you slap someone in the face with this like that beacon cost like ah that was way harder than I thought it was gonna be oh my god what is in this you know what for the sake of science I want to know what this is Oh Oh gross gross silicones I guess that's just literary what is a cheap so again not really sure what I expected what's next Oh destroyed your underwear that truly is amazing you always know what we have to do let's try it off reveal time baby Stardust Crusaders rise up rise up for do they are a nice little group to them alright whoo God most likes to [ __ ] down on this camera I always look dumb I guess I'll just keep wearing them I mean what else we gonna lose Oh what is this oh is this child version of Rin from free why is your body pillow I'm on like five different FBI watch lists from right now I think all right well that's slightly disturbing what is this oh my god it's another mouse pad are you serious I think it's the fact that he's smiling like that that is the most uncomfortable it's like hey it was only 5 bucks though that's not bad wait what do they call it creative 3d but it's his ass that's not as breasts explain how this is his ass please somebody explain how this is a 3d but sexy Mouse all right at least we know Pikachu's packing that's all I'm saying I'm saying anymore I want to go to prison a big one it's a canvas painting what do you think could be on the other side I will give you one moment in the comment section to take a guess could it a be a perfectly normal picture from an anime could it be be something Jojo couldn't see be a naked sense could D be my YouTube crowning moment ready wow wow wow wow that is horrifying that is like the beautiful amount of curse that I'm using in my life pay 25 bucks for this and it's an oil print 4-bedroom home decoration Nordic yeah because you know when you're in IKEA they're just hanging these things throughout with home decoration no no it's Nordic style don't it's contemporary Nordic even though of course you know hind-leg Looney Tunes when they would like slam some of the painting does it work it's another piece that is just amazing let me show you let me show you guys a little bit if someone ever asks if you stand Joe Joe you've got your Speedwagon smallmouth shirt and your deal briefs ready to go this is big though whoa what size did I buy I bought like dress size this is like you know how in the movies whether like yo your girlfriend borrows your t-shirt right your qgf oh yeah your qgf borrowing your jokes your speedwagon's yo I just woke up do you want some eggs are many laughs let's get through these boys all right so another mouse pad I think what do you think it's gonna be boys damn I knew I liked Demon Slayer for a reason I didn't know is because tan Jiro was packing heat look at that dump truck this boy's gone no wonder he had to learn breathing techniques it was just to keep his ass in his pants contain why do I like this so much that beautiful oh that was 20 bucks 20 bucks well deserved I hate it how this is it's the way he's smiling like that as well that just kind of sells it it's like oh go ahead yeah I've been practicing my breathing techniques to hold you in I'm sure I'm kind of tempted to said to upgrade to Tangier you know what he's got he's got a soft pop time sure it is I'm sorry to Keela Joseph you're out of the biz we have a few more packages left what on earth is that yeah well I don't know who wears these anymore I can double a-side who has these anymore have these been in fashion at all and then even if they were why would you get a really garbage have today make you put on them Yama GameA bro this is like when I go to the Japanese arcades next week bro they're gonna be like shivering when I walk up with these on the rhythm games like oh yeah SSS perfect I know I paid four dollars for this that's probably the material and shipping alone like how do they make any money off this these are so gross get these off of me get those [ __ ] off a Mac you have two more left what's the why is it so stretched well the head is bigger than my torso what what is this and why is it on my shower curtain it makes me happy knowing that there is a market for oversized Hatsune Miku head on a shower curtain this is [ __ ] gargantuan but nine bucks for this I'm gonna have nightmares of this [ __ ] we're on the last package boys all this to in here okay it's another Mouse all right what's gonna be on this one what are we thinking boys I'll give you five seconds at home to come up with your own thoughts okay no I'm just gonna drink a monster drumroll please it is these aren't actually boobs these are actually his ginormous pecs I see nothing wrong with this and I don't really understand why no one would have a problem with this that's just that's fair enough I mean that makes sense canonically if you can punch people in one go and always destroy them it would make sense that your pecs could be mistaken for boobs you know I mean this isn't as good as the other ones I'll admit but it's still kind of charming and the final item overall what's gonna be on the mousepad boys what are we thinking is it gonna be someone else with boobs someone else for the but perhaps Tanjore with an even bigger butt drum roll please damn damn deku wait I'm touching a underage boys huh I don't know how to feel all this is making me want to do is get my own merch in a similar vein like this would you guys be up for that would you would if I made that possible what would you guys think I don't know how we would do this but I want merch like this now I've decided this is gonna be the best merch oh I think I spent like 300 400 bucks on this video and I got maybe two funny things that I actually like the rest of pure garbage and if you don't believe me that the rest of pure garbage you got have a heart attack when you see the rest of my roof this is a lot of garbage what was your favorite item today thank you guys for watching this pure chaos and my questionable spending habits I hope you guys had fun during this video I actually really like doing this video it's really fun getting to buy terrible stuff and just seeing if it is that terrible in real life I do want to do this again so if you guys want to see another episode please let me know down below what kind of items you'd want to see or the best thing you can do is go to my Twitter I'll probably have a tweet up right now saying semi links to the worst anime merch to buy I'll probably buy it so don't follow me on Twitter it's why I'm most active and also if you want to see us open good products not this or this although on second floor this is pretty good we actually have a podcast now me gone and Joey we actually have a full podcast with the studio and on one episode we actually open a ton of a really good anime merge that we bought in Akihabara so if you're gonna check that out link is up there and in the description down below but without further ado thank you so much for watching my bit of weebs if you do want to go and support me you can do so by going to patreon turn that notification bail on thingy with all Bal things read on I don't know what that is like comment and share the video around I am done for the day I'm going home I've done too much questionable things today I'm gonna clean up this [ __ ] mess [Music]

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Views: 2,649,041

Rating: 4.9620738 out of 5

Keywords: Anime, Merch, Anime Merch, Knock offs, Knock Off, Budget, Knock Off Merch, Budget anime merch, The Worst anime merch, Worst, Terrible, Bad, Funny, Demon Slayer, Tanjiro, All Might, My Hero Academia, JoJo, JoJo Merch, Bad JoJo Merch, MHA, Manga, CDawg, CDawgVA

Id: XpMhtAqOPKA

Length: 19min 2sec (1142 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 16 2020