Proving With DNA That I Am Very White

where are we from tell me tell me tell me I think at one point or another we've all questioned where am i from what is my DNA am I is really white as I think I am and that's why I bought two DNA testing kits to find out I thought about buying just one but then I thought it would be more fun if we had the same result twice just to confirm that I am as wide as I think I am I just drank some tea so I hope that doesn't like to affect the results although to be honest it could only come back more British they're like oh we found out that you were thrown in a harbor in a 1800s America look at this thing look very scientific Wow me gets an engineering degree makes a youtube channel doesn't use it at all science but now I'm spitting in bottles so that's pretty amazing do not eat drink smoke or chew gum for 30 minutes before giving your saliva sample I will be right back in 20 minutes I'm thrown quirky all right it's time to spit nervin is so excited to spit in something Shh what peace eternal load stop I spit in this tube all right I can do that wait how much spit do I have to put in here it wants the spit up to this black line here all right before we get our results right before we go through this process I should guess what I think it's gonna be I'm gonna guess that it's like 99% like white British ethnic background it's probably gonna be a bit Scottish in a bit while sure but I think it's gonna be mainly Scottish and English for the record I am actually Welsh I was born in Wales I can speak fluent while all that fun stuff let's start spitting away well that's so gross oh I've gotta do two of these this is so nasty dude I'm peg someone to edit this hi brew dad how are you enjoying this you want another one I'll let them know I'm like this is 700 thousand subscribers spit god I feel like I'm a like a cam cam girl right now I'm like 5 bucks and I'll spit on your faith kit number 2 this is the 23andme one this one like the box itself is a lot fancier than mere ancestry 1 but it is way more expensive so I would hope that it's fancier in some aspect what is this biospecimen bag Jesus Christ looks like I'm about to do some bioterrorism with my spit why do they all want you to spit for so much the thought that someone has to edit this makes me laugh so much if you guys ever thought about doing a DNA test I feel like this is more for a person who has like what would seem like a complicated background not like me who's just obviously been white forever I mean look at me I'm like Casper the ghost here with him with an orange shuttle I feel like I need a porn star named after I'm done here you're on Amin see doggystyle like from that other video spittin it come on I want to come back green I shouldn't spit in my Kermit's mouth that's off-screen stuff close the funnel lid I think it's gonna pop this Urban oh it's leaking I have both our boxes now we should go and send them and we'll be back in I think like 6-8 weeks it said and it has been six to eight months right now I'll do a cut like that all right awesome there did somebody say midlife crisis what I'm only 23 we have our DNA results will we confirm today that I am indeed the whitest human being alive Casper the ghost is quaking look at this look this if I was like double my size you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between me and the Michelin Man that's just a fact right I don't make the rules point of this video is that I think I'm white so why not confirm scientifically if I am the whitest human being alive also yeah my background is not too great at the moment I just moved okay get off my back I'm gonna I'm gonna spruce the place up a little bit uh venture okay that was like significantly cheaper than nice 58% England Wales and Northern Western Europe Ireland and Scotland okay basically I never left the UK and either did my family okay all right oh wow that's kind of creepy northwest England and Isle of Man Cheshire Merseyside and South Lancashire how does it know didn't know I'm literally from this this area like here I'm literally from I grew up there and all of my older family is from like here that is so creepy so my second name is Scottish so that's kind of not surprising that there's some Scottish in there and also the other half of my family is all from Scotland see other regions you know when you watch these videos sometime people get really exciting results like the one three percent Moroccan oh wow two percent Russian alone five percent Japanese whoa mr. worldwide but uh yeah here we are just my ancestors were like yeah this is a pretty nice place let's just stay here maybe we'll step a little bit more and make I don't know what is gonna say about my health Oh God will it tell me that I'm dying am i dying is that what I could do I'm gonna pay oh that dude already paid so much for the other one 23andme this was the expensive one let's actually find out more about me I wonder what it will say where are we from tell me tell me tell me British hell yeah dude I'm 99.5% European basically I'm 99% white they're like hmm actually we think maybe 0.1% of you somewhere else which is probably the mahajan of era anyway I want to see where it says I'm from the UK Greater London really huh I don't know any of my family that has ever lived in London tell me more about my DNA the British Isles have been continuously occupied by humans for the last eleven thousand years and my ancestors were one of them that never bothered to go anywhere else they never thought hmm our food is garbage here maybe we should explore Asia or something and have spice when I was at home last month I swear every single meal I had just had meat and potatoes and I never realized how boring that was until I left Wales I think I hate potatoes like I had potatoes every day and now thinking about it I grew up everyday on potatoes like at least throw some paprika in that [ __ ] you know just something am I surprised that these are the results no it just confirms that I should never ever dance or do what are what other things of what things that super white people do ten things that white people like tell me what things I like Juno I've never seen Juno on my bad white person I don't know I do like coffee but I don't feel like that's an exclusive white thing though yoga or I'm a mum does like yoga I don't like you because that's a lot of effort the Toyota Prius I don't think I've ever had a conversation around like years years no no like the new Toyota Prius please sponsor me I would chill for at your prezi gaming expensive sandwiches all right I'm guilty I'm yeah come on man pastrami ham pepperoni cheese on a nice okay I love a panini I would not pay $20 for a sandwich though that's a bit much the idea of soccer I hate so again I don't think this is an exclusively white thing I think there's other places on the earth where they do this vintage know assist I like being an assistant I like being helped he doesn't like being helped son friends I've never been to something I get my wine look at all of these races that I have nothing to do with I think I didn't need to pay $200 to figure out that I wasn't an African together at some point you know my DNA my lineage I get uncomfortable when my Tara nails are a little too long so I don't think I would do too well as a hunter-gatherer all right let's figure out I would see my health health stuff customizing based on mm-hmm my type 2 diabetes report oh he scared me there for a second I thought I was gonna have diabetes 12% chance I'll take a 12% chance on anything so your estimate likelihood broken down by what does that mean that sounds terrifying what it's broken down by age mean what is that what does that mean oh my kids realize well then it just means age like as in what is my chances of getting it Luann's gonna make some joke with this now oh my god your genetics age 23 pounds fast food let's put beautiful okay I'm pretty happy with that wait tell me my my life tutorial required before what is what is all this slightly in celiac disease Wow I'm gonna die Kona you have one of the two genetic variants we tested what a slightly increased mean I eat so much gluten when will it happen to me well I might get Alzheimer's this what does this mean is just scaring me that's what's doing oh okay here we go lifetime risk twenty to twenty three percent chance at age eighty five bro I didn't even plan to make it at age 85 but I'll take four to seven percent at age seventy five and one percent of sixty five bro cats they can ill at eighty five you've had a good life Wow I have nothing okay carrier status what are all these things and why do they sound terrifying very not detected variant not detected bro this this stuff sounds terrifying do you die if you have any this be pretty dire right alcohol flush reaction unlikely to flush Oh will my face get red oh okay I was terrified that I was like lightly to flush walk flush flush the toilet likely to be a deep sleeper that so basically this thing saying the biggest risks to my weight gaming is read me and thank God I'm in Japan muscle composition common in elite power athletes don't call me C Davi anymore call me C dog V ripped this doesn't make any sense whatsoever and I'm not funny Frenchy's throwers and jumpers that would make so much sense because when I was a kid I did all the sprinting stuff the throwing stuff and the long jumping events and all that kind of stuff in school and I was really good at it I became very lazy towards the end of school but but in like the high school I was like really good at that stuff so that makes sense cuz then I didn't really try that hard I was just kind of like wow I'm good at this and then you realize life that comes really difficult because you'd have to actually try if you want to succeed at stuff and you can't just coast by you know the natural talents that you have in school and it becomes very depressing very quickly if you don't like actually realize that you could put effort into things and it's actually very terrible ability to match musical pitch about a 50/50 chance of being able to match me I definitely cannot do that likely can taste I can confirm I can taste bunions less likely even averaged have it come on likely no dimples alright you can't you can't be calm when I'm but you can't wait a moment what what is this clean that natural a natural soapy okay likely no hair loss that's [ __ ] dude I've lost hair the dude I'm a hundred percent gonna get hair loss are you kidding me likely no cleft chin what's a cleft chin what does that mean oh that's cool though likely blue or green eyes Oh what less likely than average to be afraid I've I don't really care about I it's less like two you have a fear of public speaking I guess that's fair enough more likely than average to have flat feet I don't think you have flat feet they're likely little freckling okay that's right more likely to experience hair photo bleach is that that sounds terrifying ah can lighten their hair that makes sense but I think I have to leave the house to have that happen to me and I don't leave the house nearly enough preferring vanilla or chocolate ice cream how do they know that I like vanilla likely dark hmmm well well joke's on you cuz I use science to get rid of that average odds of hating chewing sounds likely no photic sneeze reflex what is this what is all this stuff I never what people sneeze when they they see light but wrong with you guys likely second toe longer wait what is it what do you guys think huh what do you I think it is like a little bit why is my DNA ratting me out that's what I want to know likely to wake up around 1900 that is so not true maybe I should just set my alarm at 9:00 or for now and see if I can like if that if I feel magically amazing it knows that I'm a night person that's creepy this one was so much better than the ancestry one what does it tell me to do what's my action plan I can't be bothered to click this why would you tell me I have a slightly increased risk of Alzheimer's when it's like 2% I don't like I would not give a [ __ ] about that I just realized I paid 150 pounds for this and now it's 74 pounds this videos are very expensive video nah oh wait [ __ ] I have a Neanderthal ancestry so I think we take away anything we've confirmed that I am a Neanderthal so you guys are old down below we're changing my YouTube names in the end a full VA and now when you guys think that I'm stupid or that I'm done you can just call me in the end earth all and we can we can leave it at that and we can say it was true what have we learned today other than ancestry was really bad and 23 me it wasn't much better but you know normally um people do these things they see the little oddities in their DNA and all these cool countries they're from I have learned that my family never left the UK I'm probably one of the whitest people alive right now and I'm a Neanderthal but thank you so much for watching my beautiful 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Length: 15min 13sec (913 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 06 2019