Wish Products That Shouldn't Exist

this looks like either the world's most pathetic [ __ ] mask or some kind of beauty thing so I'm a little terrified of putting this in my mouth I'm not gonna lie konnichiwa hello William Booth today we're opening more wish'd products I have no idea what I ordered as I ordered that about two months ago so whatever we get will be a surprise for me too let's start with unboxing a red Portland the last video we did on wash did really well so I'm hoping that this one also does really well I think you had something to do with me like making myself suffer a bunch I think that was a big big draw why do I do this to myself welcome back to Conor has a knife oh great this is the the first package it's nothing yeah it's actually nothing congratulations you've received the gift of nothing absolutely nothing well that's nice to know that I have my mother's Christmas gift all sorted and planned for that's fantastic she will love this I love this I mean she will realize that she had one too many sons but nevertheless great the star honestly if I'm not puking or like spitting in this video I think that's a win for me so this is great warning to prevent danger of suffocation please keep this plastic bag away from babies and children this plastic bag is not a toy could have fooled me 10-year old me would have been all over this plastic bag this looks like either the world's most pathetic [ __ ] mask or some kind of beauty thing Oh welcome back welcome back to Connors beauty we're Danny DeVito from this tiny little screen I can see with like the side hair like a mob but it's like Deena man that's not thank you oops I dropped my Magnum dong what a fight so this is the face treatment full face mask wrinkles sagging neck Chen instant facelift type you can't even see her eyes in it they've crushed her face so much I think so far nothing is the best I'm gonna give that facemask Oh actually my oh okay oh oh I was gonna be with the three but I'm gonna fall now my face feels like a percent less disgusting look normal that's a little concern oh do you really have to put this in my mouth I swear to god yesterday I watched a documentary on Netflix I don't know what it was called but it was about people who bought fake makeup from China today like glue to their skin so I'm a little terrified of putting this in my mouth I'm not gonna lie but I'm going to do it anyway oh yeah looks just like you Connie oh hi no defensible amazing there's like no give to them they're like such hard pieces of plastic reusable I'm I would I wouldn't use that once let alone multiple times oh okay I should have known better it's two and a half stars let's read some of the ratings looks good so far can't wait to trip I am sick and tired of you mother tongue wish giving [ __ ] five stars before you even use the damn thing why does it look like my audio stopped recording the best way I can describe that material is like you know when you would go to your friend's house when you were younger and you always have that one friend you have those really gross plastic cups that just always made the orange juice feel like a little too gross and you had it anew like I know I'm a kid I'm a dumb kid but I can use a glass I mean I dropped my red ball in the night earlier so maybe I can't the lower ones will not work with my teeth but the top ones work great with adhesive good quality and he you're sticking these to look good hope I can figure them out Theresa what do you mean figure them out the fake teeth what is that to figure out oh man now you can be everyone's favorite hate symbol Pepe the Frog I don't know how it looks I'm assuming it looks amazing if the teeth get a zero this gets a nine this fox is tiny I by those this small oh it's a gudetama and I ordered it from China when I'm in Japan and there's like tons of scenario stores where I'm so terrible oh this looks like a disaster waiting to happen so you put the egg in its mouth and it vomits it out okay all right I've just creamed pine gouda town so if I spit it out he just oh oh yeah okay let's kind of think it doesn't rework as well as advertised so you're gonna like skew all it all just came out yo spit it all out I just spat on me take your spit back I feel like that's toxic whatever that is that doesn't feel healthy touching that but that's pretty damn sick like it's an 8 out of 10 Oh gross this is the pimple pick up that feels like a really rubbery block of cheese okay gently squeeze with two fingers to pop the pimple that's vile all right so you squeeze it like here right so let's see we've got this corner you squeeze it like that and then stuff comes out or whatever okay oh that's so bad gross why who sent this to me Oh Oh Oh No okay I'm done I'm done well this is interesting it's the ooh XXL sexy woman high waist tummy control you know your boy needs this look at that we'll fix that right up you know we'll get a butt like that easy easy red so that's what we want all right let's get this sexy woman thing yeah that's it that's the stuff that'll work just nicely easy look at that I'm already feeling amazing I saw this and I thought well you know this is what wish is all about just complete garbage that you think looks cool for 10 seconds then you actually get it and you're like wow this is really unnecessary telling me to bind it this is our Lord and Savior Nicolas Cage now it's a pillowcase and uh yeah then Nicolas Cage is gone from your life but also you know maybe you'll feel a little frisky maybe you want to cuddle up to a pillow but you also want to steal the Declaration of Independence and then maybe you're like oh okay welcome back mr. cage I've been missing you ooh and then you're like oh no the movie was [ __ ] get rid of it get rid of it no no no no no I prefer corner but then maybe oh no don't do it this is actually pretty good again I can't be disappointed what are the reviews on this life yeah I mean about four and a half stars that makes sense you can't hate it it's Nicolas Cage you're legally not allowed to I have a few questions why why have you shipped it in this this looks terrifying I think this is really expensive as well I can already smell it from here and it smells just the worst I can feel the power already in my hands - you won't believe this right now look at the other camera real quick oh god I'm Gavin hey you know I thought I'd be somewhere in my life but here I am in a budget battle mask and shitty glove that's been like bejeweled but like the [ __ ] object tools I can find the detail on this cloud it just looks so bad Oh puts on my hair out Wow how much what's that Jesus Christ I paid 30 pounds for it that looks way better in the photo I am sorry but look at the photo compared to this ah did you cut myself what is this where did I buy this happy everyday you know what just cuz you don't tell me what to do najin if like Ice Age right the slop guy was me like this oh we've got to save the ice caps my mama wanted to put me down right out the womb when I look like this but uh I'm still kicking off I'm gonna keep that I'm nursing about that oh oh it's a to butt thing this is the woman lace padded seamless but hip enhancer shaper panties underwear a name that rolls off the tongue of course it lifts your butt okay I'll be the judge of that let's move this camera all right this is my bottom now I got to take this off first let's see if you can notice the difference in my pod ready amazing it looks exactly the same who thought maybe if you had like no ass this would give you like oh like a centimeter of ass but not the secret it's all your problems I'm sorry actually okay actually okay Nicolas Cage sweatpants now I I know what you're thinking caught how did you afford such greatness the quality speaks for itself I can't praise this enough look at this he's like right next to my penis so he's like oh no oh yeah you know I had to buy this I don't know why but I game obviously I do I don't know why game but I gained this is the kind of gift that you're awkward uncle would buy you when he's like heard that you make tik toks in your free time but he doesn't really get it and also if anyone who's on tick tock knows about take time they had again no not to a [ __ ] why this this is disgusting look at this this feels like thinner than a tissue I also has a big tick tock Luka watch which I don't know if you could notice that I don't know if you see you saw the big tick tock either way I'm keeping this is what I'm saying it's perfect it's fun for the whole family and mainly myself so it's a point way oh I may have spoiled myself a little bit tell me that isn't the best thing you ever seen I look amazing I paid 17 pounds for it me Oh she thought this feels awful Wow okay let's try this out ah what do you think boys I was gonna say all the political names but I'm pretty sure YouTube will mock me it's like some political thing if I say the names so it's Russian man North Korean man and American here I'm British please don't shoot me I don't care about your mess we have our own mess this feels like something like a sports shoe imagine if I rocked up to the gym wearing this like oh yeah I'm doing a pee-pee today oh this why am i fake right it doesn't look fake at all it doesn't look realistic at all it was realistic I'd be sweating at least 20 times more than this this is the next package read a it's a being a belly bag to replace the real one but I have just in case you wanted to feel you know less self-conscious about being fat they've turned it into a joke I should start my own like outfit channel hey we're both this is the 2019 winter collection I've got the Gucci Nicolas Cage LOC joggers yeah that's what they're called I've got the look that's so in right now which is the fat guy I love known to you I love this it's not because I'm an affiliate link in the description for it that's not why I love it I love it because it really reminds me that I'm better than you and then finally we have three iconic leaders we have Jackie Chan we have just a normal dude I don't know who he is and then we have everyone's favorite hot cheeto this retails at 50 pounds or $50 I don't know what a dollar I don't even though have an American this joke has gone on long enough I'm gonna stop this what oh that feels disgusting you animals who who made this Russian President Vladimir Putin latex mask full face Halloween rubber mask I was gonna say all the political names but I'm pretty sure YouTube will mark me as like some political thing if I say their names I'll put it on my head alright okay geez oh god oh god breathing so disgusting this is Russian President Vladimir Putin you better not interfere in my elections again oh that breaks really easy huh I actually ordered way more stuff than this but like four of the things haven't arrived I'm gonna say this this well the Nicolas Cage stuff was probably the best everything else was just kind of like bad I think I've learned how to like shop on wish correctly I feel like if it's less than five dollars you you're probably okay to buy it cuz it's five dollars right and if you don't get your five dollars worth you're not gonna care I bled for this video I bled for you guys look at this this is real blood if you guys want me to buy more terrible terrible items on which I will because I'm still waiting on all the other packages that didn't arrive and I plan on getting so I'll probably have to do another video of this at some point or I'll just throw them straight in the trash but if you have any odd wish things that you want to show to me please go to Twitter follow me right there and send me all of your favorite weird wish stuff because I want to buy them all and hate myself and the mailman hates me the mailman definitely hates me already I just moved here and he's every single day giving me a package he 100% hates me but if you did enjoy this video please do hit the subscribe button notification about all that dumb stuff you have to do on YouTube you know check out my patreon it's how I make a lot of these videos okay I'll show you guys the mess that I've made so this is my recording setup for this and as you can see we've made quite the mess Lord and Savior is on me anyway [Music]

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,460,419

Keywords: Wish, CDawg, CDawgVA, Awful Wish Products, Bad Wish products, Wish shop, Awful Wish shops, Online shopping, Shopping, Wish Online, The worst wish, The worst Wish products, Worst Wish, Bad Wish, wish haul, testing wish products, wish app

Id: pizngbkZTxE

Length: 14min 25sec (865 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 12 2020