How is Twitter free? #97

the spirit of the people is greater than the corrupted system um you dodged 3.3 million pounds in tax on a private jet hey what's up cuties how you doing my name is fainted and welcome back towards twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out every single sunday or monday if i'm late hope you guys enjoy and let's get straight into the video but first fainted if you put me as an intro in how is twitter free froggy will have your babies for sure right check this out oh yes look at the drip look at the drip oh subscribe to fainted do it now guys obey this man subscribe to fainted um what happens here what's that i see on the ground let's go take a closer look sonic unleashed where's the disc sonic is running around the streets right now as we speak so on december 4th 2019 somebody tweeted out 2020 is about to be lit valentine's day is on a friday fourth of july is on a saturday halloween is on a saturday thanksgiving is on a thursday christmas is on a friday new year's day is a friday cheers guys and now look at us why did this year have to be such an l why in high school motherfreakers was sneaking into lunch periods like it was the club my ex and i had different lunch periods so i would sneak into his to see if he was talking to other people [Music] and you better hope you didn't get caught got to go through every entrance and make sure you don't get up so you won't be seen go walk in front of me she seen me at the last lunch the seller's response is not original fake poor product quality poor service by seller delivery time below expectation and this guy got sent i i think some like fake shoes and the seller's response is he he just doesn't care my guy ordered i don't know some yeezys or some nike off-whites and gets these m s conte grips and cell is like hehe thanks bro thanks for the two thousand dollars girls are wild i stayed at my pal's uni house last night and her roommate is booting off because i used a shared toilet saying i owe her one pound for toilet paper and i'm out of control for having a wee at 2 am the only thing out of control is my platter and here's some evidence for the didn't happen brigade alright boys we've got some proof here let's read due to the coronavirus pandemic refrain from using this bathroom please locate to your hosts one if not a contribution of one pound is asked for each access fully rolling sanderson thank you this girl post on snapchat saying can we just talk about how gabby went to use the house toilet last night not ensuite the main bathroom and this girl hannah lives with put this up on the door i love how this was written out entirely in caps lock and a few of the words like highlighted so it's really stressed like how important this is refrain from using the toilet or you will pay your fine dude i thought taxes was bad enough but now we got to be paying one pound fines to take a peepee poopoo gosh don't you dare ever use someone else's toilet paper or you will be charged remember that but to be i do kind of understand it is sort of annoying when you're in like a uni accommodation and people just start using all of your stuff pay up your shillings of one pound for using the toilet paper or you will be executed this is perfect 12 foot giant size scale into oh this guy's back again here we go at 299 dollars oh not too bad actually wait what's this see it in your home with 3d augmented reality and this guy like generates the massive skeleton in his living room or something looks great man looks great oh what are you doing up there dude i think his head might be touching the ceiling i feel like home depot may be behind all of this like this could be some genius marketing strategy because this tweet has 443k likes and in last week's episode i was talking about this massive giant skeleton as well it's like bro how many sales must they be making on these things and they're 300 a piece but seriously i mean you pay for what you get and this product is just quality if i was in america i'd definitely buy one i mean i i doubt they can deliver this to the uk it's a bit too big prices of video streaming services yearly netflix 71.99 prime video 79 pounds 99 disney plus 59.99 university 9 250 pounds well um i literally joined university this year so glad to know my money's been spent well i think how many netflix subscriptions i could have got for the cost of these zoom calls bro defoe a scruff if you're not paying rent where you live family or not i charge my 12 year old son 100 pounds a week working or not he knows if he doesn't have every friday of the week he's out on his own this is parenting at its best thank you so much discipline them young kick them out the house i'm gonna freaking have a boy and this guy's height comes back as 5 11.85 damn this blew up to clarify this is just a joke haha i'm actually 6'4 lol really ah wow show us your tax returns at donald trump yo dude this debate is crazy wow guys i mean i'm not entirely sure what's going on with american politics but i must say the presidential debate there was a work of art this is politics at its finest i think i gotta vote for ninja ninja for president okay so someone in denver hacked a roadway sign and i all cops have small peepees they did more don't be a bruh karen freak the feds oh my gosh they did the same in my town shaking my head peon carl wow dude and uh you fought hackers with the kind of people who'd steal your credit card details or um steal your fortnight skins no they'd be doing things like this saying cops have small peepees on roadway signs it'd be pretty funny driving past that if you actually wear a police officer though like my wife tells me that every night as well give me a break shia labeouf you deserve megan fox mgkh baba bowie and never defeated megatron he really does deserve her walking i love those transformers movies man the first two were amazing okay we got two uncaptioned images let's see i'm gonna kill this freaking cat i sweat look at the paw prints is that like a brownie bro and he's just hiding me like whoops the finished cake minus the paw prints and a more recent picture of mr brody dude that she came out really nice and wow what a handsome little cat he just added a little bit of poor taste to it you know you can't really blame the dude for wanting to jump in and uh get his paws in that soft soft cake base a relationship should be 50 50. she buys me a ps5 and i buy her the 12 skeleton from home depot home depot's behind this all guys every single time someone tweets out about it they always follow up with from home depot why not i buy her the 12 foot skeleton if this isn't home depot being like really smart on some kind of marketing campaign then uh they're just they're winning basically because they've had a million dollar ad campaign for free but seriously ladies please treat your boyfriends to the 12th skeleton from home depot it's what they deserve damn google i do cigarettes expire no cigarettes don't expire but the person smoking them does i was absolutely in despair about everything today and then i heard about this kid who sent firefighters a baby yoda and they take it with them everywhere and i lost it just started sobbing so here's the baby yodo and it says thank you firefighters here's a friend for you in case you get lonely love carver age five how sweet oh the cuteness overload here is it's honestly too much this is the most wholesome thing i've ever seen look at the firefighters they take him everywhere adorable i'm not sure what's more cute these firefighters or baby yoda so adorable the headband just it gives them a whole new layer of trip mate was on a first date tonight and we've done him an absolute belter he sent out this plate will you marry me operation is a go target is four meters away not made eye contact hashtag ready this is what friends are for man just imagine this you're on a first date with a really cute girl or guy whatever i don't really mind and then all of a sudden this play is presented to your date across the table saying will you marry me i know we've only just met but that would probably end the date quite abruptly or who knows it'd probably actually be even worse if the girl or guy was to say yeah sure i will marry you and he was like hold on a second okay next up we have a tweet which is going to make all of you single e boys and e girls very very emotional enjoy so emmy tweets are saying i wouldn't mind if you called me on the phone at 3am to ramble about things you like need the number first what yeah did it work wait are you being serious um no wait yes i'mma call you at 3am don't let me down what the frick this is in the 90s give me like your snap or something what the frick bruh you asked for my number and then fast forward to september and the system now in a really sweet relationship who knows guys maybe you watching us right now you could be next you may find your dream girlfriend or boyfriend on twitter.com don't be shy slide into them dms so uh ladies my twitter dms are open oh wait no they're not maybe that's why i'm single i would open them up but i can just tell it's going to be 12 year old fortnite boys dming me memes no egos airbnb be like 10 bedrooms full bar full-sized basketball court dance room no parties okay so my friend benji tweets out thank you guys for your birthday wishes we grown up and i say happy birthday bro and he says thank you brother how sweet is this guys but then one of you guys have to make it creepy can't wait till you're 18 so i could see benji fainted fan art hey yo what if frick did you have to ruin this beautiful moment bro behave yourself okay guys behave says skye post a little video saying she called me ugly this morning i'm not gay but damn you don't gotta be gay to point out another man's beauty no bro i'd freak him oh never mind then fainted this is not a drill v froggy is wearing your merch wow i'm so proud you love to see it man you really love to see it a series of fortunate events so we got this mike wazowski chillin out in someone's backyard and uh someone sees it and takes a snapchat saying he will be mine and they weren't joking when they said he will be mine because they decided to write this letter to the homeowner to whom this may concern i'm writing this to you as an incoming college freshman who's moving in the next two weeks my roommate and i drive past your magnificent mike wazowski statue every day and feel like he would be a great addition to our dorm we would take great care of him and display him in the entrance of our home so he can greet our guests although money is tight right now being that i'm a college student i am willing to pay for mike as a class of 2020 graduates who has had to face many obstacles i feel like this would be the light at the end of the tunnel this is a very serious inquiry please contact me at my phone number text messaging preferred thank you for your time alyssa martinez suddenly give this letter to the owner of the mike wazowski and they get a text back good morning alyssa this is rob mike sona thank you for your interest in mike he's been around the home for a very long time but over time we just lost interest as he was damaged a few times and was somewhat fixed i don't mind letting him go to someone else that can give him the attention he used to get don't worry about the payment as a young adult you have many other things to focus on right now all i ask is when i let mike go if i can take a picture of the new onus with mike so i can send it to my daughters let me know when you'll be able to pick him up so i can kind of clean him up a little as he's been on guard outside for the past 9 to 10 months again thanks for reaching out and there we have it they stuck true to their word and they acquired the mike wazowski you love to see it seriously though i love this guy who said that he left him out for nine to ten months nine to ten months of mike wazowski staring at all the neighbors that's one way to assert your dominance in the neighborhood anyway so i'm going to leave it there hope you guys enjoyed and just want to say a massive thank you for all your support i really appreciate all the nice comments down below and uh just generally coming back and watching the series every single sunday you guys are the best and i'll see in the next one much love peace click on the screen for another one

Channel: Fainted

Views: 259,145

Rating: 4.972095 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #97, fainted

Id: 7D4JnNQYJc4

Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 04 2020