How is Twitter free? #55

hey how you doing guys and welcome to how is Twitter free the series where we take a look at the funniest tweets on twitter.com let's get straight into it me when I'm getting my ID checked me as soon as I'm in the club food falls on the floor bacteria match begins in five next up we have some epic beaches from the just Travel Twitter page showcasing Bora Bora and isn't this some lovely imagery is that turtle giving us the finger oh my god I think he is wow the disrespect is unreal Jessie J and Channing Tatum splits off the more than a year of dating nobody knew they were dating wait what seriously though I'm when when did this happen have they managed to keep this so secret the whole time remind me to never shoot my shots ever again haha wouldn't it be cute if you stood under this mistletoe with me no sorry dude this guy came in to gamestop today and I kid you not walked up to me and said I have a 15 year old daughter and she is a weap I don't really know what that is what game is best for weaves so I sent him home with Pisano five I got you weave girl teacher the highest test score was a 47 class I remember in college this happened in my physics class and the teacher got emotional and said we didn't fail the test she failed us she went back over everything and then a ton of people got A's and B's I still got like 63 on that Mara but you can't save everybody superhero Twitter who gives the best inspirational speeches the Optimus Prime speech is right before Linkin Park song drops were under feared without question hop on girl there's enough space for the both of us oh yeah I don't normally engage in premarital intercourse but this this is tempting so turns out you can't delete your DMS it just hides them from your side there have been dozens of times I've written something Center and gone now and delete it then reality damn resent then went nah again they got all of the Hoos messages be right back cringing into dust Paul Rudd was the original a boy well take a look at this guy that's not a boy that is a middle-aged man in a graphic tee lost my girlfriend in a makeup shop in New York sit by Kylie Jenner pallets feeling like a deleted scene from home alone - next up the man the myth the legend ninja tweets out saying so excited to share I've been working on my first job with adidas the adidas bye ninja time in night jogger coming at you on 31st of December and basically been just dropping an epic game of shoe no joke this this is real my friends a game of shoe then thought to disrespect replies saying cute design nice yeah well uh when's your shoe coming he's trying to figure out how to waterproof it for the next time he films in a public restroom to be honest I'd rather be caught filming in a public restroom than releasing a pair of sneakers that look like this I'm joking ninja pal I'm joking okay I love he please send me a free pair of ninja gamer shoes I'd really appreciate it the best thing about babies is they have no idea what's going on I was holding my baby and trying to eat but I dropped a little piece of lasagna on her I didn't have a free hand to wipe it off so I just leaned over and ate it off her heads she is no clue why did I mean it's almost 2020 bro if you're not using your child's forehead as a plate what are you doing bro you stuck in the past ah hell nah I look back at 2019 what a year it's been I was booed up the first half and an alcoholic the last six months next up the BBC News tweets are saying YouTube starred edg's dog to be destroyed what YouTube starred edgy stoked to be destroyed after biting elderly woman destroyed what the Frick they're gonna fire that deaf star I tell something what's an odd headline destroyed makes it sound like a car that's a pretty savage headline for the BBC news to be honest basically a cheese dog is getting put down and killed and they're like oh it's getting destroyed except we have a couple of images captions good morning so starts with this Armstrong guy posting on Facebook saying trucks are taking over the roads we're just Marvin at 60 while your cars are doing 25 and in two hours later he posts rest in peace oh my goodness me I guess his truck wasn't so epic after all thinking about this today so the snake guy tweets out saying anyone need a babysitter wow what a guy and in James Charles quotes they're saying suddenly I'm seven and my parents just left town for the next month okay James I see what you're doing that suddenly I'm not a babysitter anymore and then James takes this guy saying that's so sad Nick especially after everything that happened between us that tweet was so unnecessary Billy Eilish 18 years old Oh Drake already deleted her number hey does anyone have his discord I'm getting kind of worried oh no Donald Trump has gone dark on Twitter guys I think it's disco D girlfriend may have broken up with him this is not good he's even got the sad anime avi picture hey they're face rolling bytes a tweet of your mate the bull guy have you seen any bull guy fan art or cosplay around please share with me and ask I reply saying uh what the Pokemon Twitter account the same I'm the ball guy I'm the ball guy Vega buddy mission accomplished well done hey guys just uh DM me for the address James eighth grade party four to seven pm have to be thirteen spin-the-bottle fortnight Pizza Gucci gang music keke do you love me challenge oh damn baby Eilish is 18 you know what that means she can legally drive a truck between 3500 kilograms and 7,500 kilograms of a trailer up to 750 kilograms with the appropriate license animals aren't as intelligent as humans animals enormous lion terrifies photographer with loud roar then smiles at him oh yeah he was like gotcha bro this is freaking embarrassing but I've been sick so every day on my lunch I go to Subway for soup and they have it ready at the register at 2 p.m. and today when I cut the sup line to pay some gave me a look and the cashier was like oh she's a regular a regular at Subway new low breaking news say goodbye to comfort breaks new downward tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes they say the main benefit is to employees in improving employee productivity I can confirm that these toilets are tremendously uncomfortable my wife and I installed one in our guest bathroom to prevent our son from spending too much time debating idly - tinder cuz once i'ma had a girl come over but she didn't look anything like her profile so I pretended to loose my wallet and had her help me look for it for 35 minutes before saying the stress of losing my wallet had killed my sex drive and she should just get over home yo we need the police over here snow white age 14 years old okay but what's this we have Prince Fleur Ryan or Florian age 31 years old and this guy is the main male protagonist of tasty Snow White and the Seven Tops oh man is mr. duty like makes out of her while she's unconscious okay Disney you got some explaining to do that white boys be like my dad didn't buy me an Audi I bought this myself by working at the job my dad got for me at the company he owns retweet if you're just tired okay imagine finding out free Spotify that your partner has been cheating on you cuz the guy named the playlist I miss your although you live together and the one follower is the girl they told you not to worry about Drake when Billy Eilish turns 18 tomorrow I don't want to play with you anymore Alexa play lonely by Akon imagine having sex and you have to moan the name William or Robert imagine moaning the name Owen or Lloyd that's pretty bad - wait a minute are some dude reply to these tweets with this image this poor guys could lead I win Robert William every single one of those names combined into one don't worry Lloyd Owen Robert William I still love you and this guy saw these tweets and said I'm in unimaginable pain sighs name is Carter William Roberts oh man I'm so I'm so sorry when I was 17 my car started to spin out on the freeway during a blizzards and the only thing that snapped me out of my terror enough to be able to regain control was the chilling revelation that I didn't want two phones by Kevin gates to be the soundtrack to my death that's a red light who wants to smoke oh my we have the ultimate gamer flex right here never liked this hard for before yo that BTS song is fire oh my god yes you finally got on listen to fake love next anyways guys that is it for this episode of house 2 it's a free I really hope you did enjoy and if you did be sure to subscribe to the channel and check out the previous episodes by jumping into the house was a free playlist and if you wanna get involved in the series tag me in funny tweets at faint it's sad and yet it's premature and I'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: 7tjotLQ0x2U

Length: 10min 34sec (634 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 22 2019