How is Twitter free? #102

me i can study with music it helps me concentrate also me five minutes later [Music] hey what's up cuties how you doing it's that time of the week again where i read out epic tweets that you guys tagged me in on twitter.com and yeah hope you guys enjoy let's go the hedgehog avis make it ten times funnier so this story all begins with hubert plant emoji and they tweet out saying mom found the bts poster and this drake dude says who's her fave probably my sister i think oh did you mean member yeah they wanted to know their favorite bts member not who your mother prefers as a child rest in peace at least you got a little sonic the hedgehog type beat profile picture though your mom doesn't love you but at least you got the sonic swag hedgehog arc starts now next up we got a couple images here beginning with this ah sash chunkers my cat one week before it died of heart disease it was such a cute chonka and then this dude tweets out obese cat my breasts are shallow and i'm approaching death twitter animal page chunky boy obesity is a problem in the cat society okay we need to stop encouraging it let's get these guys on a workout plan get them to join gymshark or something you lose your mum's house key she liked like the whole city got her a dress my waifu tier list you can have one but this is mine and i'm biased towards pink hair and it's not healthy and this is one of the most respectable and in-depth waifu lists i've ever came across wow that's a lot of waifus my man even by my standards they're all just so beautiful i could look at this all day wow if you ever feel lonely in your life remind yourself that at least you didn't make this how can you say that making a waifu tier list makes you lonely no this guy's just appreciating the beauty just because you don't have culture doesn't mean you can disrespect the weebs yo but seriously dark magician girl in the c category i can't agree with that i know that's she's top tier bro i'm sorry that's my only disagreement i just say put them all in the s plus tier every waifu is a queen update this is going to be a fantastic year for britain two minutes later daily mail uk tweets out police will enter homes and break up christmas dinners if families break lockdown rules predicts police commission oh boris it's like he deliberately made this tweet knowing that it's gonna be just such a poopy year it's so ironic 2020 hey get ready for christmas fellas we have the feds turning up at the front door hey there's only one way to settle this 1v1 on lockout trump's so sure he even lets biden be top screen only the real ones remember split screen halo wow that's a throwback the games even do split screen these days i don't know oh more presidential stuff joe biden tweets out i will make waifus become 3d voter came in joe biden 538 to trump zero this is all he had to say this is all he had to tweet out to become the new president and absolutely dominate trump in the results this is how to win the presidential election bro just uh tweet this out baba boy i'll vote for whichever one gives us government mandated girlfriends so don't if you guys remember but in the last episode of how's twitter free we took a look at a video of this tasty hoon guy who basically used the chocolate fountain with cheese and didn't really go to plan but after that destruction he didn't give up and he came back to try again and this guy tweets out he did it the dude managed to pull it off this time i'm so happy for you cheese man no way no way let's see what kind of character development is this so here he is with the cheese putting it into the fountain we don't want to repeat of last time bro you got this king you got this let it rip no way is it going to blow up is it gonna go flying everywhere no it's actually working guys wow so that's how i was supposed to go like the difference is wild uh looking at this this just looked too easy has he managed to make such a destruction on the last one hmm we'll never know by the way for people wondering this is his twitter at tastyhoon and this is his og youtube video channel let's see if he gets more views than me cheddar cheese fondue chicken asmr mukbang three million views bruh what i'm making the wrong videos bro why am i reading out tweets for ad revenue when i could be eating cheese and chicken if this video gets 10 likes i'll make a cheddar cheese fondue chicken asmr mukbang video just drop a like guys actually wait subscribe i shouldn't be asking for likes the youtube algorithm doesn't even care about likes anymore subscribe please subscribe and you can get the asmr mukbang chicken cheese video this is a prime example of um try try and try again if you if you give something a shot once and it doesn't work out make it happen go for another attempt you never know practice makes perfect now look at this guy pulling three million views with the most incredibly beautiful performance of a cheese chocolate fountain drippy drippy i don't even know what i'm saying it was just impressive skill okay apple automatically copying the verification code from messages is a top tier feature hint if you want to know what great new features would be in future iphones they just look at android now yes look at what android rushes to market so they can claim they did it first like their users all while it doesn't properly work meanwhile apple has less issues because they're focused on security you know like with samsung's facial recognition that people open with pics iphone versus galaxy s hm there we go again looks like today we're going to be trying out the iphone android durability test of chucking in boiling water okay see what happens here we're just sliding them in and they're fully submerged now you gotta give it some time you see it bubbling and we're just gonna see what happens from here so it's gonna start steaming up uh we are on eight of 10 for heat level and look at the iphone temperature warning already gone now usually does this but then it resets itself so i will not be surprised if it wakes up so we're gonna keep we're not gonna do anything we're just gonna keep letting them be there uh for you know maybe a couple minutes or so and just see what happens from there and again that s7 is water resistant but we want to make sure and give them an equal amount of time in the water it's crazy how the iphone's just so quick i'm always going to start flipping them over like some fried eggs but yes guys this is a very practical test because we all we all throw our mobile devices in boiling water regularly and i'm going to try and just uh just kind of leave them there maybe storm a little bit but for the most part just let them enjoy the little bath because i know i know they're both enjoying this see the galaxy s7 is now saying power off device your device is overheating it will now power off to cool down you guys had both of these in the freezer for a few minutes let's see if they turn on i can already see the always on display on the galaxy s7 right here let me see look at that absolutely worth okay well we didn't actually have to find out if the iphone turned back on but an android could literally get up and walk i still won't buy it dude why does android get so much hate on twitter like i said before whatever you guys like is what to go with if you like android that's cool if you like iphone that's cool don't need to listen to twitter they're just always having this war if iphone's better no androids better nobody cares mate just go whatever you like guys freaking stop thinking about the shopping cart theory there is no dire emergency do you accept your duty to return the cart even though you gain nothing what could this theory be alright so this anonymous dude posts the shopping cart theory just get ready for this the shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test forever a person is capable of self-governing to return the shopping cart is an easy convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct appropriate thing to do to return the shopping cart it is objectively right there are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart simultaneously it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it no one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart no one will find you or kill you for not returning a shopping cart you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart you must return the shopping cart out the goodness of your own heart you must return the shopping cart because it's the right thing to do because it is correct a person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threating them of a law and the force that stands behind it the shopping cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society what do you guys think about this little theory then huh basically if you're not putting your shopping cart back it means you are a big the scum of society i've never seen something so unimportant become such a deep concept if you don't put your shopping cart back you're a bad member of society i get that it was made primarily as a joke but as someone who walks with a cane i can't help but feel it's unintentionally like by the time i get back to my car i'm about to collapse some pain i get the cart out of anyone's way cry for a bit and go home cody are you are you good bro anyways yeah i'm gonna leave it there guys hope you enjoyed and i'll see you all in the next one much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

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Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #102, fainted

Id: SD3FV_-a07Q

Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 08 2020