FUNNY DISCORD MESSAGES

the message below will be my status quotes guys i just took a fetch and it smelled like prawn crackers and now i want some oh very normal behavior mate who doesn't just take a massive dump and think to himself smells fresh let me have some of that hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at some epic discord messages subscribe right now or this discord mod will steal your ego friend hello if you ever get cold just stand in the corner for a bit why though and how though it's usually 90 degrees there grankify removed mr walrus potato zero one from the group i love that name i love that name dude mr walrus potato grink if i just couldn't handle the knowledge honestly against genius has a science degree i got a gay hey why am i not there [Music] whatever you do do not let twitch see this okay nicardo avocado stop wow actually does kind of look like him though guys real problem right now what my dad decided to leave my mom forever kareem abdul-jabbar oh what have i just read my first game oh well ss eliminates joshua joshua was eliminated from the game hog on a log where will he go um downstream probably hog freaking drowns not what i meant but okay put your hands up punk dude so i was in my fields listening to sad music and i opened up discord and as an among us guy twerking exactly did a beat of the sad music completely ruined the mood holy smokes bro imagine not being taller than 5 foot 10 in 2020.01 the person above has a point i disagree how can you say something like that bro what's the gremlin pose called ah never mind i got it crouching let's talk about anime feed bananas started a call that lasted two hours bravo bravo although actually now i think about i was about to congratulate them on such a beautiful conversation although two hours really isn't that much i don't think that's a long enough period of time to be conversating with anime feats at least 24 hours bro we should all learn from our mistakes edited can someone please send this in another server can someone please send us in another server could someone please send us in another server can someone please send this in another server can someone please send us in another server can someone please send this in another server [Music] dude it's freaking 2 am what 2 am no better time to be sending shark mug shots in the chat yes king i wonder what his crime was did he eat nemo uh how much is it 300 euros in dollars wait no i'm not having your euros how dare you it's all about the gbp fellas get the pounds in the chat go ask a british person is your first language english or british um is your first language english or british yes now go find a britisher to ask okay is your first language english or british it's british mate you wanna have a scrap year like cheeky brother like cheerio make yourself a scrap some cringe can be good in my opinion i love romance anime but i cringe at the i love you parts maybe because it's hard to hear those words yourself wow or it's too cheesy i'm joking don't beat me wow nice emoji right no no no no no no no i personally like it very cute not enough culture in this discord chat if i do say so myself lol i missed 9th grade it was such a simple time shaking my head now i'm a hoe really here's my selfie who's ugly now bruh i i'm sorry i'm the ugly one 11 am and someone posts this in the chat he shrink i don't know what's more offensive this meme or the fact that they're using light mode okay ladies one at a time i don't know how but i want dude i need to find out where i can buy some bed sheets like that you got an ego coming around your crib on a friday night and she sees that [Music] you're gonna be securing a big dub who wouldn't want to jump into them sheets at everyone don't add salt in this channel that's salt okay assault okay that's all okay add salt okay add salt okay you're just asking for it mate troll face troll face troll face troll face troll face troll face i like that pfp though i think he is who's greg all right zooey mama logang sharing their screen low gang lowgang5827 low gang low gang they're definitely members of the maverick club bro been watching too many logan paul videos google pokedex number 591 only gamers will get this and then someone actually does google search pokedex number 591 a moongus gamer moment what am i looking at what is this gordon ramsay no no soup is ready that looks so yummy doesn't it guys what is this like a load of oil maybe like a a raw fish and some ice cubes i identify as swag several people are typing uh i don't know damn son look at the drip you do be vibing out here this is the type of guy to pull up on your girl in the club and finesse she sees that supreme hoodie and jacket and you can never compete bro you're wearing your fainted merch like a loser and then this dude pulls up with his supreme on hey want to talk about pillowcases image started a call that lasted three years wow oh my gosh 2017. we have the hype beast pigeon what are you going to do fight act item mercy mark is red no mark has read mark bruh bread family stuff i don't know what happened but hope everything's okay i think everything will be fine that's good yeah crash bandicoot it's just sheen's fursona i take it back oh my it actually kind of looks accurate oh whoa bruh planet of the apes brush spelled backwards is herb think about it dude you sent me that message at 3 am what is wrong with you 3am is the exact time you want to be having philosophical contemplations like this okay is it just me or partner taking your hoodie or something like that kind of cute sounding no i would kill that bro on the spot if i lost a hoodie same don't you don't you dare take my fainted much i don't care how cute of an ego you are that is my anime girl hoodie okay i'm not gay please okay you are 100 gay lemail what the frick is this discord next i have a message from fbi agent the first rule of gun safety is to have fun yeah i'm not too sure about that one there chief please no don't hurt the enemy girl don't do it i ain't gay but nice knowing you guys think i am okay okay okay okay okay okay one at small pp bird huge brass you're not high enough in the role hierarchy to do that warn moon dust freak you after all my good work this is how you reward me what a disgrace you didn't do nothing for me what a lonely life bro having an argument with a discord bot oh well the industry revolution and its consequences has been a disaster for the human waste the ohobot has spoken okay after reading through a bunch of garbage ass political subreddits i've come to a new conclusion the correct political system is returned to monkey who needs a president or a prime minister when you can just return to monkey baby play fart asmr fredberg no yes ah schoolish baba bowie i want to learn about stuff that matters like baba boy and money but they teach me about freaking cells you would think if i wanted to learn about cells i'd sign up for a biology school yep it'd be like that it freaking sucks like bruh who cares about biology i want to learn about massive freaking mommy milkers exactly not photosynthesis come on this guy has single-handedly destroyed the education system from this moment onwards nobody is going to be turning up a school anymore he's talking facts i mean like what's the point of going to this class is learning about pointless stuff when they could actually be teaching you the important stuff like mommy boy oh no no what is this an actual tattoo ah some weird creep loves feet ew you know dude i love feet picks but something about seeing mario and luigi tattooed on the bottom of them slightly slightly not doing it for me i'm not sure i vibe with that mom get the freak out of my room i'm playing minecraft i did this on purpose at everyone well everyone is typing hi guys i'm bored earth thoughts are the screams of trapped poop please this is ed sheeran i found this pfp don't care dude it said sheeran well ed sheeran's growing up real fast huh just look at him oh yeah i give to you society mario mario guys here we have some leaked gameplay from neat for speed most wanted chicken on the steering wheel experiment lava versus chicken [Music] can y'all be funny for a sec piss i need fainted to call me cute again wait a minute what this is a very very peculiar conversation is this from my server or is someone else's server also a little bit odd oh great i'm poor now the card has insufficient funds to complete the purchase it's literally a dollar forty-five why can't i afford this give this man a stimulus check asap swag cinnamon roll very relevant very relevant may you be successful in the quest for cooch brofist okay thanks not many things better than that one of your boys giving you a bro fist before you go out on the quest for some cooch female specimen playing anime fight simulator 2021. this guy man is this game on steam bro i need to download that boss what are you going to do fight act item mercy look at him that's a level 100 boss holy crap how many parents do you have the frick i have free whoa marbles fun fact of the night a skunk freaking died outside my window now it smells like ass and death oh gosh it's getting worse another fun fact oh gosh please help that's just unfortunate isn't it skunk dying outside of your window enjoy me urinating is boggers i mean what i will take your apple slices whoa you've gone too far with this that's a threat mute dabs dabs harder moans wait what what my girlfriend is the same age as my me six level gg guy whose loneliness you advance to level three hip hip hooray that's pretty sus sure i pronounce you husband and wife sure yo hi everyone i'm bored someone want to play minecraft no don't work why not fix it i disabled it enable it i just want to play minecraft hey y'all want to play hockey um how like this yes say no more let's go this poor kid i knew hockey was an epic sport but i didn't realize it was this epic hi i noticed we were talking about height i'm five foot one ah i'm sorry to hear that i'm goose you're goose good bruh i was about to take a poop and started pushing but then i realized i was still on the couch i do that all the time i was totally gonna poop myself okay 8 49 am this dude posts boobs in one hour i bet 10 31 am scam what the frick don't be saying you're gonna post boobs in one hour and then uh not actually live up to the statement okay bro man man my man shake hands boys this guy posts a selfie in the chat and um a couple minutes later this guy posts nice photoshop the smaller the chester girl has the closer you are to her heart you can get closer to her heart with a knife no matter the size true but i prefer bullet guys please don't hurt the anime girls no please the best murder weapon is an icicle fingerprints melt off and so does the weapon you're welcome thanks i'll keep that in consideration next time i murder someone murder me with your big icicle only ch script that out if the fbi is watching this video they're probably going to try and take it down i don't know what some discord users will do with that kind of knowledge i wonder if you actually could use an icicle it's like a weapon please guys i'm tired of vaping i need a new job seems legit i'm actually not a virgin i went to the cemetery yesterday so not anymore all right bro that's it yo is that stewie no waited toe sucker hey don't disrespect sir patrick schwartz i'm talking about you dumbass oof factory there's actually an oof factory on google maps apparently oh no he's committing a felony ah he's gonna land on another one he's safe no way she's crying more than the children in my basement the club penguin profile picture just tops it off dude yes i love this group chat so wholesome ever just rip off a chunk of skin on the top of your finger yeah it does seem very awesome hang on she got them boots with the fur i hate you okay but why do music videos exist it's a waste of time and money does anybody like them does anybody actually watch them why are we spending millions of dollars shooting music videos i'm here for a song not a freaking motion picture production i want to listen to the freaking song not a bunch of background noise from said motion picture production if you want to burn your money filming low quality video of random actors pretending to sing a song that's great but i don't actually care please get out of the search results imagine the freaking carbon emission for all the power for all the clients and servers streaming music video that nobody wanted to watch anyway waste of oxygen who asked for that how about buoy b word attention at gamers i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment and i don't expect to be forgiven i'm simply here to apologize so me not showing up for checkbox was obviously unplanned and it never should have happened i don't know how to react or how to feel i should have never said i would be here at 8pm i should have told you guys i was going to be late there's a lot of things i should have done differently but i didn't and for that from the bottom of my heart i'm sorry i want to apologize to all gamers i want to apologize to anyone who is coming to play jack box i want to apologize to anyone who's been affected or touched by people being late but most importantly i want to apologize to the people who are coming to play jack box for others who are defending my actions please don't they do not deserve to be defended the goal with jack box is always to entertain to push the boundaries to be all-inclusive in the world we live in i love playing jackpots for everyone the intent is never to be heartless cruel or malicious like i said i've made a huge mistake i don't expect to be forgiven i'm just here to apologize i'm ashamed i'm disappointed and i promise to be better i will be better thank you what a beautiful speech i feel like i've heard it somewhere else before anyways guys i'm gonna leave it there hope you enjoyed the video and if you did subscribe to the channel and click on the screen to check out the series playlist and i'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 493,742

Rating: 4.9608655 out of 5

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Id: -LKmueQiarw

Length: 17min 38sec (1058 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 23 2021