How is Twitter free? #86

hey what's up cuties so um we hit 1 million subscribers bruh that's pretty cool that's pretty epic i can't thank you guys enough your support is absolutely awesome and i said that if i hit one mill that i'd hook this og subscriber up with a nintendo switch and of course i stay true to my word and then turns out nintendo switches are like sold out everywhere so i had to pay resale for it on ebay it ended up costing 439 dollars instead of the retail price which is like 299 thanks a lot nintendo thanks a lot i think i'm the new mr beast to be honest guys and yeah for the million subscribers special of house twitter free i'm gonna read out every single tweet in the anime girl voice let's go imagine doing dishes with that view yeah that that's pretty sick for you man you really thought i was gonna do a whole episode with the anime girl voice no sorry you only get that on my only fans next up we got a few uncaptioned images bruh how gamestop employees take selfies [Music] it's too accurate when gamers grow up you just know whoever owns this house definitely be rocking two monitors and a light up keyboard thinking about the 2005 nintendo ds mu stylus yo my boy mew really be packing some heat right there damn champ but honestly i'm kind of surprised this was ever um given the aok by the nintendo team really uh something a little bit a little bit disturbing about this stylus i must say how are you 15 years old in 2020 high school teachers that stuff will not slide in college that stuff in college doobie sliding though if you've ever wondered exactly what cats do with their paws and limbs when they loaf here you go oh it's evil what's interesting about cats and their insane flexibility is that their shoulder blades aren't actually attached to their body with bone but rather muscle this means that they can move their arms and paws around in extreme direction super easily with no pain or discomfort no no no no no no not my mom literally keeping this cake in the freezer for five years [Music] it's evil it's time when the cake lasted longer than the band never shooting my shot again basketball emoji um hi my bull rolled in here and then she sends for a couple pictures of her literally deflating the basketball ouch next time be careful with it [ __ ] his face heartbroken a dude like me would have had the spares but maybe i'm just different you always gotta come prepared boys my mum found out i put my xbox live account on her credit card she'd been paying since i was in sixth grade before you'll get mad i tried to start paying today and she said she'd been paying this long she might as well continue why would you put this on a baby she's broken because she believed [Music] 21 dollars for that man ah yes you just know your kid's gonna grow up to become an edge lord when they're repping gums like this at a young age thinking about this this motherfreaker's middle name is jenkins no it's moving howl moving castle next up the queen herself fee froggy tweets out saying people always ask what's the best way to slide into dms and i think this is it take notes let's check it out hey i think there's another account pretending to be you who nasa because you're out of this world shame about the little emoji correction at the end otherwise it would have been so smooth but hey if v froggy says this works guys it must work i need to try this subscribe this is so awkward so this girl post onto her instagram story saying kft don't hit and then kung fu t somehow comes across on instagram and replies to her story with these really sad emojis how could you say that as one of the people that works there you ain't wrong which location kristin baby girl you're about to lose your job in a pandemics oof i don't know who manages their social media but i think i adore them and it's kung fu t on tick tock saying i would never want to have a staring contest with you i mean that in the nicest way possible life was so much better when social media didn't exist just saying you wasn't even a lie for it yo about to rent a game from redbox and never return it not a good idea still got the game lol the creator of the smiley face got paid only 70 dollars and never received any royalties after that every time this pic of this dude goes viral it always saddens me a little but in fact it turned out that he never copyrighted it and his son went on to say that he never regretted not registering it his name was harvey bull by the way here's some pics of him looking a little more happy now this is more like it this is the content we like to see what a king telegram and gazette reported charles ball son is saying he was not a money-driven guy he used to say hey i can only one stick at a time drive one car at a time he has a point this guy will always go down in history as the creator of the smiley face and it sounds like he didn't care about the money which is pretty awesome to hear what a beast i saw a woman with purple hair and i loved it i told my friend i was going to do my hair purple and she said i was too old and i would look ridiculous i'm 76 but i don't act old and i don't feel old i'm gonna do it anyway am i right yes peggy you are definitely right absolute queen i'm 54 year old guy with gray hair and i've reached the age of i don't give a freak i've been doing the ends of kool-aid on and off for a year or two when work from home started i started to do some long segments and my corona beard damn my boy be out here slaying right now like i don't think even ninja would be able to pull off a hairstyle like this and he's had some pretty epic ones already woman quits job to earn six figures a month pretending to be a dog six freaking figures what if i start woofing mind your business i went to collage to be an electrical engineer and this woman make more than me just by barking okay my first day working for doordash i think her little brother answered the door but i relayed the message thanks a lot man really appreciate it but she doesn't have a brother thanks man i wonder that could be round then uh oh please deliver to door and please tell ariana psy said sorry because she's very mad at me i wouldn't pick up my phone no way does this happen all in the same day no i guess working for doordash you're just gonna see a lot of relationship issues bro fist me oh oh no and then carson replies with this video well i mean that's definitely one way to breakfast someone i guess she got what she asked for i remember my ex got mad at me because i once tweeted i wanted to cuddle with shia labeouf for mal like every argument we had he would be like why don't you go first shire like bro i would if i could shia if you're reading this i'm free on thursday night and would like to hang out please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i'm free still thinking about the time someone was suspended on facebook over this you can't post or comment for three days this is because you previously posted something that didn't follow our community standards this post goes against our standards on speech so no one else can see it hmm i wonder what this pose could be it sounds dark every white cop looks like this [Music] oh man facebook guidelines what is happening all right so we got i think an instagram post from donald trump here flexing with some uh stuff and then another instagram flex pick saying i love goya this dude illegally endorsing beans this is the hardest i've ever laughed at a reply on this website my girlfriend and i met during the quarantine noah was offering floral arranging when i was planning our first date so i've had to arrange every bouquet for her myself here's afraid of all the bouquets i arranged for her if i can do this anyone can you mean well but have a lot to learn about floral design i take great exception to if i can do this anyone can your designs are crap at best so that time jeff bezos got hacked the top of his tweet said i've decided to give back to my community i knew it was a scam for sure when i saw this we were struggling to choose a front door colour thank you to the postie for helping us out so the postman turns up to the crib ready to drop off a package and then faces this a door chill in there and it's got like one two three four five six different paint colors on it and obviously the people in the house are like trying to vibe out and think which one looks best and the postman does this second green up from bottom of door looks the best smiley face i wonder if they actually ended up deciding the second green that would have been interesting i met this girl once at uni and we chatted for 10 minutes four months later she brings me randomly to ask if i want to join her and her friend who i've never met on holiday as he need one extra person four years later they are two of my closest friends and we've been to seven countries together that's epic another day of my dad forgetting how amazon accounts are linked amazon alexa here's your reminder have sex with my wife alex just comes up on the speaker oh yeah jonna don't forget to have sex with your wife bro you got this i'm so mad these sold out anyone reselling will pay one thousand dollars bro you're not getting ass so what's the point [Music] yeah i mean he'd be talking facts so ah that hurts yo i got the goods dm me and homies just uh copped himself a gamer gal condom nice and then i say consider it done and send 1k to his paypal this is photoshopped by the way i didn't actually spend one thousand dollars on a uh gamer girl condom let's let's be real here guys or did i anyways guys that's it for this episode of house twitter free once again i just want to say an absolutely massive thank you to you all for the support on the channel one million subscribers is a really special achievement to me and um wouldn't be possible without you guys you're awesome and i'll see you all in the next one have an absolutely amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: qbjRZh-1nHo

Length: 11min 55sec (715 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 24 2020