How is Twitter free? #92

hey what's up cuties how you doing my name is fainted and uh i had a bit of an oopsie last night with this episode yeah not really sure how that happened but um it absolutely destroys your views though dude it's literally the shape of an l so i've gone ahead and re-edited this video to make sure it's clean and i've also added five minutes of fresh new content for those of you guys who've already seen this so yeah it's not just a boring re-upload okay also my merch store is finally live and celebrate i wanted to give away a free hoodie to one of you guys all you have to do to enter is subscribe to the channel and leave a comment down below saying bruh that's it i'll show the winner at the start of next week's twitter episode anyways yeah no one cares let's go why is an ad for monsters inc 2001 on this banana 2020 oh that's a blast from the past um how do lawyers not cry when arguing apple relax i just got the 11 shaking my head and we got the iphone 12 prices with their respective storage options and then underneath we just have a promotional image of the iphone 12 and their respective prices i'm at an age where if my phone works and nothing is wrong with it i'm not getting a new phone jordan 6 electric green release date summer 2021 damn ben 10 licking his lips i wasn't feeling well and my husband went out and got me a benz y'all weird flex but okay damn the ibuprofen must have been sold out yeah next time you're feeling ill guys forget about popping some pills just buy a mercedes benz that'll sort you out girls suck at cuddling freeman's in and they'd be like i have a question and don't lie would you still love me if i had no arms or legs wasted a fit on my first day of zoom class there are zero hands in thermodynamics y'all are getting creative cisco posts a selfie on her instagram story and this dude replies with a playlist on apple music he made hello i think you are really really pretty lord knows i can show you something special we just haven't met yet what to do we should go with the flow this could be us picture this you and i martin and gina oh free bonnie and clyde no label friends best friend relationship nothing to something let me know ps i can tell you got it whap just think he made that to center 1000 girls i just know fast food companies hate this dude so we got this guy joshua's youtube channel and he posts videos like making the kfc famous bowl at home but better and as you can see his looks way better kfc be looking trash making a popeye's chicken sandwich at home but better once again josh coming in clutch his looks way nicer rest in peace kfc uh you will not be missed but i'm kind of interested if we got any lawyers in here in the comments very unlikely but could this guy get sued for doing this like could these fast food companies claim damages because his videos are basically deterring people from going into their restaurants or whatever you want to call them and buying their food like i wonder if kfc's there in their boardroom like we need to destroy this josh man he's putting us out of business imagine your car declining at subway and they start disassembling that in front of you my card declined the subway once and she just let me have it she ain't even let me try another card or nothing she must have thought i was down bad as hell bro declined at subway a foul i forgot i transferred my money to my new card but she ain't even bothered just straight up said have this damn she dead looked at you and said oh yeah he don't have five dollars next up i tweet out saying who is this girl i am in love she's hot yeah i need her app for research purposes research purposes and two mad says looking familiar right now yeah who is this girl guys who is she um bro bruh i got trapped again guys it happens too often mood and we got a little uzi vert's instagram story and he says i swear people just be using me and then he's just lying in bed or sad no uzi just put skype out of business cis guy dm skype on twitter saying solve the puzzle yelp red snapchat yellow skype uh skype blue yes skype blue skype blew a 17-year lead to zoom and then skype blocked him ripping food with force oh hey guys look we've got some great value cinnamon apple sauce i wonder what happened if we just gave it a little squeeze surely there must be some sort of human rights violation going on here so you got a studio to rent for 754 pounds a month in camden london england okay let's take a look at some of the pictures then uh yeah yeah that's real nice it's the washing machine underneath the bed that got me dude i'm actually kind of impressed how they've managed to cram every single thing into one small space you've got the bed the toilet the sink the washing machine imagine you bring a girl back to your place and uh you take her up onto the top of the bunk bed just to do a freaking ladder store to get up there for a start but you start smashing and clapping them cheeks and then all of a sudden like the sink just starts going off or the washing machine or something and she's like wait a minute what's what's going on babe and yeah this is london prices for you guys 754 pounds a month uh i'm pretty sure it's probably like 900 dollars oh my god it's actually one thousand dollars dude i really hope no one's actually gonna pay that price oh my if you adore her d or her this dude just bought his girlfriend some stuff from dior flexing the bags oh if you respect her sports director yeah this deal stuff be looking kind of lame bro like why spend a bunch of racks on that cringe when you can just go to sports direct and buy your girl some adidas shorts for like seven pounds on discount if you like her then nike her so this dude halo combat evolved tweets are saying getting a viral tweet is easy just think of something normal that everyone does and say white people do it and then underneath this tweet we've got this white people love getting their steps in and it's got 300k likes it's really that easy bought this backpack carrier for poorly so now we can go on hikes together and i assume paulie is this little cutie here chilling out and uh they're taking a nice little stroll enjoying the outdoors cute um she really took this poor bird on a tour of all the places he could go if he was free next up we got a tick tock captioned this is so freaking evil i told you to look good prank on my girlfriend maybe i missed you too but i thought i told you to get ready i did get ready and look good ouch i do look good i know but i i just think you can look a little bit better are you serious right now i literally try to look good like every day literally for you i know but i feel like you know if you did your makeup you know a little better do my makeup and like chose a better outfit maybe i'm not doing it today are you kidding me that's literally so rude why would you wait it's a prank it's a prank it's a prank it's a prank it's a prank it's a prank it's a prank i'm sorry i'm sorry women allow men to date them and men have the audacity to turn around and act like this i saw one and it was a guy doing it to his very pregnant girlfriend and she was like you know none of my clothes fit and my heart broke for her i already don't know what's next for these tick-tock kids man telling my pregnant wife that she looks like a fat pig prank in the hood gone wrong if emotionally hurting your significant other is your form of joking you should just be single i wouldn't be surprised if the next thing that happens is people start cheating on their girlfriend or boyfriend and then be like it's a prank babe it was a prank for tick tock next up the homie two mad uh tweets this out got a dm from belle delphine saying can't wait for you to get it in the meantime here's a pic of me and my fave top and he says yo and uh yeah if you look closely at her t-shirt it's too mad in the video he goes good night girl i'll see you tomorrow this is the kind of power i want to have one day on the internet bell delphine dming me flexing my own merch oh my bro too mad you've completed the game bro next up this person called jordan tweets out saying so guys how's school going and they get an email from their professor hello jordan a student that you shared grouped me group chat with emailed me a few minutes ago about a message you sent in a chat telling the students to look at the freaking syllabus y'all keep asking the same freaking question like 7 billion times a day and we have to keep answering it for you so either slide up in the convo or look at the damn syllabus it's not that freaking hard i know you'll get syllabuses in high school so you've forgotten how they work that quickly it's not rocket science i understand your frustration because as a professor i get emails from students asking the same questions even when stated clearly in the syllabus and sometimes i want to say what you said but i'd get fired but i have bills a wife and three daughters so it's not an option for me but please try and keep calm or just don't respond at all looking forward to seeing your future work in my class during the semester and i also loved your introductory discussion boast i got yelled at by my wife for laughing too loud at it while she was trying to nap best of luck professor xddddddddddd had to protect his name so you don't get fired for saying he want to cuss out his students too and then jordan follows up on the tweet saying not them trying to get me to snitch and she gets a dm from utsa on twitter and they say hi jordan would you be willing to share the name of the professor with us no i'm not a snitch why is utsa trying so hard to find out this dude's name but i respect the no snitching epic this is what it's like being in fainted server and i don't regret joining and i posted in my discord announcements egos please stop blowing up my dms flexing the what's up cuties match and look at those cursed emoji reactions girls had robert pattinson for four years now he belongs to the boys ladies you got to enjoy him in the twilight series but now he's ours i must clarify this is a joke obviously girls enjoyed batman 2 and boys enjoyed twilight just the funny thought that came into my head yeah it's really not that deep kind of funny how people are getting mad in the comments spread the word if anybody has seen key please let me know damn i would have snatched your little ass up too uh what what the actual frick is wrong with some of you we just got this missing person post and this guy's like yo damn i'd have taken her too bro smash like what's the bruh so we got reddit post here that says looking for a female roommate to pay zero dollars a rent i will not charge you money but i will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents they are aware of this arrangement as i've done this before but it's not worked out for reasons i rather not say on here i will expect hugs at least 5 times a day and cuddles at least two times a day for at least 10 minutes each you will not be dating any of a man during this arrangement you will have no male friends either you may have female friends and they may visit if they like you'll also be required to make meals three times a day physical requirements are as stated must be shorter than five foot five weigh no more than 120 pounds caucasian or asian only republican biologically female no tattoos no no vegans no smoking or vaping marihuania and you must shave legs and under arms i'm a 44 year old male 290 pounds last time i checked five foot six please contact me if you would like this arrangement um yeah i think i'm gonna pass on that one chief also the fact that he just lives with his parents at 44 and says it like they're his housemates aware of this arrangement what i don't know the more i read this the more i'm like what even in the world no male friends the fact that he only wants a caucasian or asian yeah he's definitely gonna try and smash her in her sleep and yes i do see the marawinia question what's the funniest role name you've ever been given fridge daddy is that a reference to like the new xbox coming out looking like an actual fridge anyways i'm gonna leave it there guys really hope you enjoyed and please do go and check out my match store fainted dot shop i think you guys look really cute wearing the anime girl merch and uh yeah definitely send me some pictures on twitter if you do buy some i want to see that drip okay cool tag me in it anyways i'll see you all later much love [Music] peace thank you

Channel: Fainted

Views: 448,469

Rating: 4.9718399 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #92, fainted

Id: wJxGKbUx41k

Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 31 2020