How is Twitter free? #66

brah welcome to how is Twitter free the Oscar award-winning series where loser reads tweets for 10 minutes that's me in the last episode I said if we get 30k likes ideas we boxing gameplay but um we only got 29 K likes so close yet so far you've all disappointed me look let's just go for 20 K likes 20 K like Sony's Reeboks capelin and accepts it ha ha and yeah let's go home y'all got any plans for breakfast tomorrow or yeah egg McMuffin what a perfect way to ruin your day I will never get over the fact that this was the first YouTube app icon only the real ones can remember this ancient times bro I hate when babies start acting brand new like bruh it's me I just saw you last week and we were best friends they'll do this to me remember when this happens so you look at this and figure it's gonna be a bad photo but then bang Wow disposable cameras for the win I guess and people laugh for me every time I pull out my Fuji films like I don't got a phone or something no hun the aesthetic is exquisite in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was we guess the AP chem teacher the pre calc teacher the AP physics teacher etc he goes nope it's me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodge ball all day Japan has made a gaming bed and oh my goodness me this is next-level imagine inviting your gamer girlfriend round to have fun and then she sees this when she walks into your room girls say that okay then listen to ten our rainy day Animal Crossing music never snapchatting girls again I'm in so much pain you're so small how are you that small the Queen says she can't look down with her crown on or her neck would break dude huge flex haha yeah I got too much ice on my head I can't even like move my neck up voice crack David's a brick might have all that money and a big house and hilarious friends and beautiful girls hanging out of him but he does not have a degree in computer science yes sorry David but no amount of Tesla's and hot girls in your flock can make up for the fact that you don't have a computer science degree loser when I was younger I used to go on Club Penguin and pretend I was a boy just so I could take girls on dates to the pizza parlor and it still took me 18 years to realize I wasn't straight next up we have a pretty weird video captioned it was this dude watching Nick mercs lamaa foul yo Nick bucks they got you under surveillance flush everything now sometimes on the job you just need to take a quick break to enjoy a Nick hugs fool nice dream my wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him went out had a few drinks nice guy he's a web designer women be cooling their short boyfriend's King sis that's Lord Farquaad and speaking of Lord Farquaad check this out grab your popcorn everyone movie night on chase lion's head all for Shrek films in one minute tap in look at that huh buckles hardware literally got the Shrek screening on they stood put all for Shrek movies on my forehead what did I do to deserve this just remember the chance of you being born is one and four hundred trillion have a good day bro her phone is connected to our Apple watch in laptop if she wanted to respond she would have so I did I felt this one through my phone it's sad so we got this little selfie here saying hey thank you and this guy sees it and replies saying benefits of dating me see my huge muscles this cord calls any time instant retweets on selfies money daily complimenting you when you're down I think we found herself a tree oh my what a jury but I already get all this and more be your best friend hey I'm sorry for spamming my kittens but this one screams with me every time I leave and she wouldn't let me wash the dishes so I had to carry her in my jacket while I did housework unattached we have some of the cutest content I've ever experienced on Twitter comms just look at this almost brings a tear to my eye it's so sweet this is how British people dress or no this is how people dress when they've been a member of a slash street wear for a week Ferrell has listed his Beverly Hills mansion for 17 million dollars not a bad-looking place huh this man living in a community college bringing back weird memories from elementary school a Fred these smelled so bad and were probably washed once a year resting your head on the cold window just hit difference why were we forced to play hot cross buns on these things dude I remember we used to have a whole class dedicated to playing these things like why can't we've been taught how to play the trombone or the cello with baton or the harmonica when this would hit your ankles how what what would these four why are they so familiar I'd every know the purpose of these was but I just remember like flicking them like if you literally push down hard enough in one of these with another one you could flick across the room and hit someone in the forehead it was fun the original smartboards what a classic man the flavor of the wooden spoon haunts me to this day wait who is who is getting ice cream in school that this was never allowed for me what these I can still smell them why were you smelling the melina what what coming back to see your finished product best feeling I didn't trust people who did this if you had these you were cool ruff somebody pulled up into class with these bad boys in that pencil case it was over after reading various replies I've come to the conclusion that we all lived the same childhood next up morgues tweets out the haha funny laughing emoji face and it's involving both Martin's so I'm excited okay so someone tweeted this out before a football or soccer match it said hashtag EFC match day just surprised our Martin with tickets for today's game his first trip to Goodison for his 50th birthday hoping for a win today come on you blues and I'll be course attached we have this gorgeous image of Bob Martin here and it later that day they actually decided to put a picture of Bob Martin on the big screen at the football game Bob Martinez he's too powerful at this point I say we start a movement get him on every premier league screen this is why Twitter is it's just the best I wish there was a way to custom organize conversations in the iMessage app like a friends section a business section a family section so you can actually find in pin conversations to the top instead of scrolling for hours yeah surface aren't this popular James I pretty sure have about five contacts on my phone free of which a family members ah my lady was saving five thousand dollars to buy a new car little did she know for every dollar she set aside I took it to Guitar Center for studio equipments mixtape coming soon take care of yourselves Kings last night I had a dream that I played James Charles in a game of rock-paper-scissors for 1 million dollars and I woke up right before I found out if i won wow that's crazy I had the same dream I think that this is a sign next mr. beast video confirms 1 million dollars rock paper scissors challenge vs. Jim Charles Oh Mike I'm just a 21 year old guy talking to a 23 year old girl at the bar she's making polite conversation and looking at her phone every couple of seconds I asked her what kind of music she's into and she says ah I'm so happy for you I'm just thrilled she hasn't walked away God answered my prayers and gave me the best thing to ever walk into my life you've been an absolute blessing Hayley and for that I will love you unconditionally so our first Valentine's Day together and anymore you're my cinnamon oh hey guys look at this look how cute they are together oh my god love is real ah never mind got cheated on maybe not who here is signing this contract rules for your new gift one if I call you you must pause game and talk to me a full attention to know starting another match if we are planning to hang out or I asked to hang out free you must ask if it is ok for you to play while I'm over at your house of you make sure I have something to do while you're in battle for you must reply to a text no longer than 11 minutes 5 do not forget to give me just as much attention I Blake parry will follow these rules and in return I will be enjoying my new game and loving girlfriend at the same time but if I do not follow these rules my girlfriend Ashley Davidson can take this game away from me at any time for the rest of my life so I will follow these rules and not forget about my girlfriend signed by a dis dude okay next up we have a very sad moment within the community one of my viewers has I in fact been going through a tough breakup please everybody pay your respects fainted thank you for posting Sunday night I usually watch your vids when I have a bad day to bring up my moods but it was bad my girlfriend broke up with me and I'm not doing so hard so thank you fainted and I replied saying you dropped this King thank you fainted I'm never deleting this app who can edit the trashcan out my pic and yeah I don't think they were expecting to get this reply just found out the aha that's hot guy from u2 rewinds got a role in men in black always love to see youtubers branch out into traditional media my son is on punishment right now so he can't watch TV this guy was sitting in his room yesterday playing his harmonica like a prisoner in 1938 anyways mmm I'm gonna leave that for this video I really hope you did enjoy and if you didn't want to get involved in the series please do tag me in funny tweets I fainted sad and yes you'll know next one have an absolutely amazing day much love peace oh you're still here okay what we'll just click on the screen for another video bro nice

Channel: Fainted

Views: 333,955

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Id: 4TelePYWjks

Length: 10min 41sec (641 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 09 2020