How is Twitter free? #100

hey bro who the frick created math and how we know he right like how the freak you're gonna tell me four plus four does not equal freaking 44 because hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome to the hundredth episode of how is twitter free on 7th of june 2018 i decided to start a series showcasing and reacting to the funniest moments from all across twitter.com at this time i had zero subscribers was unemployed retaking school had no girlfriend and uh was using gameplay that was recorded on a potato skin okay so i think it's pretty safe to say that twitter offers a lot of hilarious content every single day and honestly i thought i'd kind of put together a series over two years later and we have finally hit 100 episodes however not much has changed i'm still unemployed still in school still have no girlfriends but at least i can say i've read tweets for 16 hours seriously guys thank you so much for sticking around and supporting this series for so long now 100 episodes is wild and um i feel like we need to celebrate this milestone with some drip and that's why i've just dropped this special edition how is twitter free inspired merch and whoa it's swag bro go and get some at fainted.shop it's live right now and whoever sends me the best video of them flexing the merch will get featured at the start of next episode anyways hope you guys enjoy episode 100 let's go plants really be like i do not vibe with this dirt and die house plants this is not enough water this is too much water the soil is haunted i do not vibe with it free range plants oh is that a crack in the pavement oh wow plants outside mmm concrete cozy plants at home is this tap water i'm allergic um why her door handles so long i've never seen anything like this who was the interior designer who was the builder of this property and someone in the comments just replaced this oh no no the older we get the more we understand this guy oh squidward got a feel for the guy you just know he's on twitch tv dropping tier three subs at two in the morning she went from le mafowl to la mao she don't want me no more it's really a different kind of hurt because you wonder where it all went wrong you know it's about to fall apart and there ain't nothing you can do 9 out of 10 it's probably someone else so my mum 50 plus just sent me 24 a professional costume designer a text about my sister 14 it's halloween costume okay so the mom text i'm saying i bought this for lily and need to add a stripe to it what are your suggestions for making this stripe i don't think even a professional costume designer could figure this out but who who is this guy what character is this and why is he so thick a beyond burger implies the existence of a bed burger and a bath burger me looking for the perfect song to start cleaning the house i asked my son how he got a gf if he pee in the bed this boy said she do too he said mind your business bro we got this over here next up we got a video captioned androids will forever be superior the android versus iphone debate classic and yeah basically we've got this little speed test video on tick tock uh basically demonstrating that an android can load up pretty much every single app much quicker than the iphone obviously we have the android on the left here and the iphone on the right and android b pretty quick huh look at that opening up so much quicker than the iphone how can you guys say the iphone it's not as good as an android dude i mean the iphone wouldn't even load among us wow and the wild part is i still don't want one i can wait one more second for my absolute i'll be just fine this is a fact lol iphone users wearing the iphone 11. oh look the iphone 12 pretty much the same thing and stop getting brave on the mentions saying how android cameras are bad we all know that's not true and androids were the first ones to include a wide camera night mode optical image stabilization we all know androids also have a good camera i feel like i'm about to start a debate war in the comments what are you guys saying iphone or android uh-oh i personally have used both and i'd say i prefer the iphone for many reasons however i do completely agree with this meme up here open facetime how about that can we just stop having this argument though like if if you like androids that's great stick with your android if you like iphones that's also great you don't have to judge each other just let people enjoy what they like i think we all want a man like noah back okay so i i guess noah beck is a tick-tock chad oh my gosh bro look at those moves yeah who the frick is we oh yeah who wouldn't want to chad tick tock boyfriend cow with heart eye oh it's too cute it's it's too cute yes yes i know it's a sheep please it's funny because the first time i looked at this image i don't know why but i thought it was a cow just because they said i believed it until i saw that comment i was like oh that's a cool cow when it's so obviously not fainted who hurt you g just me chilling on discord uh listening to the sad boy alice playlist for 11 hours trust me it's been a lot longer than that okay so we got a tweet coming in from the horny police guess my height and i'll give you cucci five foot six wait five foot seven five foot four five foot five just keep listening out just keep going i'm screaming unless you get the text from their mother why did you tell your dad and i that whap stood for wings and pizza it does not stand for that very disappointed we invited our friends over for a whap night thinking it meant wings and pizza oh no no no how could you do this to your own mother how awkward would that have been just sending out texts to all of their grown adult friends being like oh hey guys how you doing want to come over for a whap night yeah wings and pizza totally i found my new favorite account he is eating the girlies up so we got this dude on the instagram eh mugbryan911 my days just look at that outfit wow and they caption it saying sorry thought i had included this photo with the others i'm just a normal happily married straight guy that loves porsches beautiful women and likes to incorporate a skirt and heels into his daily wardrobe clothes and shoes should have no gender okay okay and then mark slaying again this time with the blue drift monday's always busy i'm just a normal happily married straight guy that loves porsches beautiful women and likes to incorporate a skirt and heels into his daily wardrobe okay it's the same caption but it's not over there yet he got some more swag i haven't seen an instagram body like this before decided to wear some boots today and a longer skirt it's not cold today very cool worked at home this morning and now going into the office to meet with my second shift group i'm just a normal happily me okay stop flexing bro we get it you're married okay some of us are single out here and this is the final one and i don't know about you guys but i think mark bryan 9-1-1 is slaying right now the drip is unbelievable next thing you know this guy's gonna be modeling for balenciaga stop disrespecting my mans he's not jeff bezos i don't think jeff bezos could pull off drip like this wow or maybe he could actually seeing jeff bezos and these kind of gums would be very interesting sight fainted i played kahoot earlier today at school and in the midst of all these names i've taken the title of best name i am subde-fainted gotta represent why is this kid over here called baba booey though what kind of class is this the teacher must be so confused we got self defainted nikki stan and baba booey okay boomer your food is crustier than one one ratio videos from instagram you as stupid as nine plus ten equals twenty one kid for saying that your new truck looks like a cursed minecraft image not talking about the funny ones by the way your memes belong in the chum bucket instead of on ifunny based spongebob seems legit browsing zillow okay this looks nice 1 850 a month in indianapolis technically this house isn't for rent but if you break in move all of the current tenants furniture outside and move yours inside what are they gonna do now we got this one for 775 a month uh also in indianapolis this two-bedroom one-bath home on the southeast side is the perfect fixer project for anyone with the inspiration the previous owner was a doctor not the normal kind there are smells ingrained in a carpet throughout the home also the doctor definitely left some poop in the basement but we're too scared to go down there there's a one-time 50 pet fee the fee will be waived if you check the basement and come back up unscathed what could be down there let's try another then 1 675 a month also in indianapolis a cool house but i probably could have built a better one in minecraft smokey vinyl siding is complimented by a mad off-white trim though i probably would have used a nice stone brick main color with an oakwood plank trim the interior has three bedrooms but there's no minecraft rail system connecting them so clearly the architects weren't adept with redstone also the neighbor to the right might try to blow up the house that's not a minecraft creeper reference the neighbor is a genuine danger to the public he's on watch lists and then we got this one for na a month is that mean it's free and it's also in indianapolis as well i am not a licensed real estate agent this is my ex-wife's house she works nine to five monday to friday she keeps a spare key under the flower pot on the back porch she just got a new tv that's one way to get back at your ex-wife just list the crib up rent on zillow and tell them where the spare key is don't do that though please don't do that you're getting a lot of trouble [Music] anyways that's it for episode 100 guys thank you so much for supporting the series and yeah if you want to get some anime drip go to fainted.shop and get some swag see you guys in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Length: 11min 7sec (667 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 25 2020