Cursed Comments #20

25 years of ads peeled away oh my god september the 2nd it's a warning guys i think we have uh let me see about two weeks to prepare ourselves for this so yeah consider yourself warned um actually it's one week this video took me ages for some reason i don't know what this could be but considering the way 2020 has been so far it could be wild hey what's up cuties how you're doing welcome back to cursed comments the series where we take a look at the weirdest comments from all across the internet so yeah sit back put some earphones in and let's go subscribe to painted that's right subscribe to the channel right now or this man will t-pose outside of your house at 3am do it physician 20 miles from patient performs long distance heart surgery with remote control robots oh you can now die in real life due to lag it's not just video games anymore boys it's real life i can't really see what's going on on this dude's monitor but i wouldn't be surprised if he's got steam open and he's just playing surgeon simulator right now tweet from kylie jenner can you guys please recommend me books that made you cry and saranch says data structures and algorithm in java second edition any book my uncle beat me with oh dude when elastigirl comes home a little too stretchy oh no everyone talking about how easy it would be for elastigirl to give birth but what about when elastigirl was buffed she probably just slipped out like a deflated balloon and kind of splattered into the doctor's hands okay this is kind of random but like she kind of cute though friend boyfriend girlfriend oh end with end but family ends with i love you dude my family hates me i'm sorry bud it's okay i'll get rid of them soon so evil i painted my friend's cat with his ashes i hope you mean the cat's ashes yeah but if we go back to this image bro it's got 5.4 k up votes i wonder how many he'd have if she wasn't in the image though it's kind of like a meme right now isn't it it's like oh if the girls in the picture it gets so many more upvotes kind of truly since 2007 all of mcdonald's delivery trucks in the uk have been fueled by using cooking oil from their restaurants then used again for their fries oh so that's why they taste so good vegans grass cows cows taste better than vegans though what's this dude doing bro fun fact like bro i'm pretty sure it's prince charles right yeah that's gotta be prince charles okay here's the fun fact i actually have seen this bloke in real life like in the flesh would you your best friend for 2 million usd dude for 2 mil i would an orangutang in between the toes while a llama's spitting in my mouth and rubs against my spine and all this done inside harambe's cage while being watched by visitors family and friends that is disturbing dude and why is it going to be in harambee's cage of all places respect harambe respect the dead but yeah i think we need to get like some kind of gofundme page on for this dude let's race two mil and make it happen prank one fill a bucket with water two place it on the door three kill all your family and then kill yourself full the police arrive and they get wet what the f frick bruh i did this prank the other day it's an instant classic this deserves gold your wish is granted this deserves our genigentium your wish is granted it's that easy baby no this deserves a naughty spanking death valley sourced to 130 degrees potentially earth's highest temperature since at least 1931. then we start literally cooking at around 140. this is not good i always cook my human too at least 200 degrees so we have this little sand sculpture here posted in teenagers and this dude says a karen kicked the head off my sand sculpture while i was washing my hands i built a fawn baby deer in the sand and i walked down to the water to wash my hands so i could take a picture when i looked back up i saw a middle aged woman kicking the head off of my deer well anyway here's my headless deer and this dude says kick the head off her kid seems like an appropriate response to um somebody coming over to your sand sculpture and decapitating it sometimes you gotta be punished baby when you tell the quiet kid that you like his clothes and he erases something from his textbook yes people who keep their door unlocked at night why this boggles my mind that anyone would knowingly leave their doors unlocked all the valuables i've collected from other people's unlocked homes are at risk of getting stolen not to mention all the people in the basement could just walk out of their cage i wouldn't want that happening would we guys well this is something you don't see every day on the roads this is what kidnapping would look like in the cars movie so in order to kidnap someone in cars you have to put them in your ass thanks i'm uncomfortable now if there's something i really don't want to see in life it's lightning mcqueen's gaping ass please stop it if we're in a relationship your clothes are my clothes too don't ask me why i have your shirt on this is our shirt boyfriend be like hey that's my shirt why are you wearing it girlfriend our shirt well then i get to wear her lingerie queen elizabeth actually cracked me up when she noticed her husband of 68 years is disguised as one of her royal guards ah philip you still haven't taken it off from last night guys stop the role play if your boyfriend white you single to me what the frick tyler gonna do kill me the kids dog and his parents everyone in the theater right after and still get three years of two years probation and then tyler says such an absurd thing to say i would never hurt the dog thank you for that red circle on the image though um really needed that one cheers co-worker you didn't accidentally staple your balls to your desk again did you me uh no co-worker then come here me okay sound of desk sliding across floor let it rip if you think about it imagine how easy it was for elastigirl to give birth she could even fret on them to have them put it back in why's disney decided to make her so unbelievably thick client give me that twin tower on 11th of september look architect say no more fam um are these real how do you even build something like this this actually looks like something straight out of minecraft and i'm not just saying that so here we have anime girl balancing her drink on um you know what and then we got this dude balancing his drink on his pp which one's more powerful i don't know it's all fun and games until she does the same wait are you trying to say that she she has a pee pee oh god guys we've been trapped again it happens too often just cheated on my test and got a 98. better than when you cheated on me and got an std blue emoji at the end ah rock like peace on dude whatever you call it bruh when the bakers make the mix wrong and don't realize yeast doesn't just stop working because it's in a dumpster [Music] brings a whole new meaning to i can't say that dude what is that username prostate puncher yikes oh no i shouldn't laugh i really shouldn't but here we have the hot wheels champ that's sad part sold separately we have some leaked gameplay here of need for speed underground 69 florida zoo fires zookeeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while chimpanzees sucked on her toe dude why'd he call me a chimpanzee this is exactly the kind of thing i expect from florida like of course it would be florida zoo it's like yeah i'm just gonna let this chimpanzee suck on my toes ah disgraceful 0-37 are we just gonna forget the scene rats are unable to gag or throw up so this dude's soup is so bad that it broke the rules of nature unable to gag you say i am a male consortiumist ask me anything um how many times has your accidentally slipped into your mouth i backbend so it doesn't accidentally go in during training because it's impossible too so it isn't accidental so how many times on purpose i do not keep count gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen what are we saying if you could actually have this talent and you could get to your own pp would you do it i definitely wouldn't but i have a feeling there might be some of you guys who would i know you're a little bit freaky choose your weapon a hey glock or woozy might i just say that these camos actually go hard bro damn uzi is obviously the better choice imagine instead of a bang you hear anime girl moans when you fire the gun this needs to be a video game if anything like every time you shoot bullet it's like i did not just do that what's harder beating with an erection or giving birth 92 percent of people say peeing over an erection is harder but eight percent say giving birth or giving birth of an erection dude i really don't want to think about this one an erection whilst giving birth ah is it possible and yeah that's it for this episode of cursed comments click on the screen if you want to check out another and of course i will see you guys all in the next video i hope you all have an absolutely amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Keywords: cursed comments, r/cursedcomments, cursedcomments, cursed comments #20, reddit, r/, top reddit posts, best of reddit, memes, r/cursedcomment, funny posts, fainted

Id: 92hJTfnDGqk

Length: 10min 33sec (633 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 26 2020