FUNNIEST DISCORD MESSAGES

hello goodbye baby penguin that's just cursed man how could you do such a thing such an adorable little animal no i'm gonna cry hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at some funny epic discord messages yeah if you don't subscribe right now i'm going to hack your discord account and send pictures of anime girls and every single sub you're in and get you banned do it how do i rotate image in ms paint never mind figured it out bro's rocking like some 2004 turtle beach headset yes king this is why microsoft paint is superior to photoshop okay when you're watching nomio and juliet 2 and your dad walk in during the part where the gnome is shaking his butt wrong server sorry um what what server is this meant for like this image and you will literally oxygen 10 likes yes guys smash like right now on this video and you will literally inhale oxygen let's try and get 69 000 likes [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] this is what nasa isn't telling you about not only are they projecting a moon but they're hiding a giant lobster on it ah dude this is a lobster in a bucket oh wait it actually is seriously like take a long hard look it's a bucket hey apple look at me i'm in tf2 [Music] no no no no no no what the [ __ ] is this image me when the instant ramen takes 47 minutes and that it burns [Music] um you did this for what i did it for fame you know what guys if you ever find yourself on a dinner date in a nice italian restaurant make sure you bring a comb along with you okay start doing this and your date will be really impressed d u uh d u what does d do thumbs up oh it's emoji i thought it was javascript what what what kind of language is this i i don't understand their communication methods i'm losing my tv to my sister since i'm moving away oh is she hot and then he just mutes the guy oh he's so cute he has a friend yeah and now he's getting crushed [Music] that's awful that's actually shocking who is belle delphine in math my solution in history my queen in art my canvas in science my oxygen in geography my world in toilet my sh this may be the ultimate beldelphine simp you know i bet this king onion guy went ahead and doxed and ddosed full guy 4873 after disrespecting his queen why do i feel like it's turned 5 p.m like three times today um because there's more than one time zone facts at siam easter explain why are you playing garfield card for 10 959 days uh what i've just been playing a bit of garfield cart a bit yeah 10 959 days bro this guy's been playing garfield cart for 30 years straight i can only sit back and applaud such efforts yes wait the game came out seven years ago we've been scammed internet is gone dead night is outside my house and he has my router we'll go catch [ __ ] no bro i need it if you look like this dm me immediately god appreciate the emojis down here reacting to it as well who looks at this and goes yeah i want to put in the pepe frog with an eggplant emoji wait everybody does actually hey you want a d pick sure d a literal picture of a d maybe otaku kid was looking for something else there man disappointing ah everyone i'm proud of you all for not starring everything i've said in the past week 10 seconds later 8 star emoji reactions no question mark rock paper scissors pee pee you chose pee pee i chose scissors scissors win ah hold on i'm trying to catch an amazing person hmm guess snowman is an amazing person got one wait i thought it was someone else i can just envision this dude being in a discord server all on his own he's like really lonely but uh yeah this is kind of cute dumbass didn't ask i don't care you didn't ask the world doesn't revolve around you you fro hard i can say whatever the frick i want and i couldn't care less if you didn't ask this is why nobody shares their fortune memes of you you freaking reject i've never seen such a finely executed comeback yeah but luigi chill bro chill we just got a letter oh i wonder who it is i wonder who it's from it's oh it's from the us i'm getting drafted i destroyed everyone in my path i am scared and aroused more like oh more like kaboom i once got kicked from a server for saying florida isn't real two hamburger hamburger burger hat burger ham hamburger hambur a hamburg a hamburg hamburger my little brother is paralyzed from the waist down how is that coming to the conversation it's so weird at everyone you guys are awesome sometimes at everyone all media from the netflix film cuties is banned from the server effective immediately says guy post saying you're mean it's useful i'll take it and then this dude comes along and says you're mean it's useful i'll take it okay literally then and i'm taking it as well putting it in this video yeah just had my first ever plum this is good oh never mind i think i ate part of the core is this like an apple do we not eat the middle oh there's a pit what very exciting night for me upper paleolithic hunter-gatherers around 50 000 years ago hello holy sh perry to platypus i'm a big fan yeah what do you said i'm on it i love it when you say it's one of my favorite lines too you are so cool yeah this is what it's like being a head admin in a big discord server you just walk into the general chat and everyone's like oh my god i love you the power first second third fifth took like 23 days to go from first to fifth and they even skipped out fourth you can just do brackets hmm am not connected to a voice channel use the joint command to get me in one oh uh let's try again p brush sound effect 2 join cool cat vc and bounce sing along searching brush sound effect 2 playing rust sound effect 2 now [ __ ] off successfully disconnected discord moderator e thick minecraft fan 77 has been warned no racism in the server rule 6 i'm gonna be real with everyone i really really really want to be in between the fights of an anime elf i would spend my life savings my family's life savings and a random stranger's life savings for an hour-long session of being crushed by anime malphise just had to get off my chest well let me just clean my eyes then huh don't shame my fantasies who wouldn't want to be crushed by some anime little fights bro like come on i'm sorry sure but you have no culture today's video is sponsored by wade shadow legends one of the biggest mobile world playing games of 2019 and it's totally free currently amongst 10 million users have joined weight over the last six months and it's one of the most impressive games in its quest with the twin but i can't even read this if i wanted and smooth 60 frames per second animations ah the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities please stop this the dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect portion strategy to overtake them is a lot of fun currently with over 300 000 reviews wade has almost a perfect score on the play store this community is growing fast and the highly 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here a female yes are you single and ready to mingle no too bad get off this place and read the bible crap i was expecting a yes rejection hearts dude anyways that's it i hope you guys enjoyed the video and i'll see you in the next one peace peace [Music] merch life baby

Channel: Fainted

Views: 651,005

Rating: 4.9731951 out of 5

Keywords: funny, discord, texts, funniest, funny discord texts, funniest discord texts, funniest discord texts ever, chats, funny texts, funny text fails, funny text messages, text fails, memes, discord memes, discord chat memes, discord meme, funny discord, fainted, discord chats, r/discord_irl, funny discord chats, funny discord messages, funniest discord messages

Id: 41C4exPpHvc

Length: 11min 7sec (667 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 01 2020