How is Twitter free? #36

lifehack you can't be sad if you're asleep I don't want to sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy I just hit him up like hey how are you today and he replies doing great thanks for asking here's $7,000 I missed the Beast caption sis saying you just need to become friends with a youtuber uh mister beast I'm not sure what CPM you've got bro but I had making that kind of bread hi guys just found out my boyfriend got one of my friends pregnant Gomi congratulations honey that's awesome okay so this girl tweets out saying where are my five foot eight and under kings at and then obviously a bunch of people replied to this tweet be like it was sub girl how you doing dudes under five a you know they're not used to this kind of appreciation and it's awesome but the next thing she does is just unforgivable she later quotes this tweet saying thank you to everyone who exposed themselves now I know who to stay away from when my two hundred-pound and over-queen said they'd be living their life not concerned about you how are you gonna shame men for being under five a but gets smart at him when he says something about women over two hundred pounds where the Equality ad you know I'm probably pretty biased in this situation but he's got a good point me when I do something illegal while driving oops my bad lull me watching someone else do something illegal while driving who gave this dump it the license lonely is the lifestyle get a load of this guy maybe if you wouldn't have cheated on my sister you wouldn't be lonely I don't know just the faults what the heck is my cat doing look at this dude when you drink cold water after chewing mint gum look at this dude it's been 19 years and still can't believe how they managed to speak scooby-doo on a plane and miss disguise excuse me how long three 9/11 was a different time the movie came out 2002 though filming started in February 2001 so the point of it being pre 9/11 still stands lions pretend to be hurt by the bite of their young to encourage their strengths awesome uh did the lion tell you that the fact that Blue Ivy's face is literally half of her mother's and half of her father's it's amazing so we have this child here okay one side of the face Beyonce the other side jay-z whoa almost as if they're her parents or something you'd never believe it guys a child actually looks like their parents this is insane next up this dude tweets out at Twitter saying so all that real French was cap so a few days ago sky tweets at Twitter saying I was told to get off Instagram and come to Twitter with my real friends so here I am hi real friend in the next videos your account is currently suspended Twitter really switched up on this guy next up we have a fortnight video captioned this man speaking straight facts on God this is like when one of your mates joins the Xbox Live party chat back in 2012 and he had a Xbox Kinect Mike love him or hate him he spit in facts yo uh but seriously where can I get a mic that sounds like that Wow I saw this on snapchats and I feel like it deserves to be seen safety first a suki the place he goes feet up like that though it looks like he's preparing himself to do a massive poo it's about to get messy in here boys he's just figured himself yeah keep taking cute pictures of me for snapchat I'm about to shoot everywhere cutting your tennis balls in half allows you to store two more balls in each can saving space man this is like one of those youtube life hack videos if you don't love me at my mm then you don't deserve me at my Wow courage JD this man there's a thing or two about picking up egos I just spent two hours looking for her wait where is she what could this be Oh our man is so cute yet my mom didn't spend two seconds looking for me when I was lost at the mall at age 7 this is really pessimistic but I kind of hope that they didn't just shove their cat in here for the purpose of some likes and retweets like honestly people on Twitter would do that kind of thing next up we have this image and I just want you guys to take a quick look at it a second okay process it my stupid-ass read this as you don't matter give up see if you are a sad boy you'd read it as you don't matter give up okay left to right however if you're someone who's very happy and awesome you'd read it as you matter don't give up oh my god no but seriously who doesn't read left to right i I'm pretty sure everybody reads as you don't matter give up I don't know next up we have a tweets from a very popular twitch livestream err anyway she tweets up saying some of you are seriously so gross and have no sense of personal space my family that looked me up online to see what I'm doing and this is what they have to see it's one thing to post clips it's another to post blatant lies an attached sister we have this image what is this funnel bro Symphony and Brook accidentally revealed their a story live on Brook touched my peen look at there's a mu T's bro sim was so sexy IRL oh my god Simon Brooke exposed just think there is a human being out there somewhere on planet earth that actually decided to open up Photoshop and create this monstrosity they actually had to be like a brain process behind all of this like somewhere deep inside his mind he was like I'm gonna type out Brooke touched my peen and then attach these edgy emojis who have made this needs to be contained immediately I want to build a relationship with somebody who cares about why I've been quiet all day not someone who gets mad because I'm acting funny opinions on texting I'm not obligated to text you back if I'm not in the mood to talk sometimes I'm busy sometimes I'm having a bad day mentally either way if I don't want to text I don't have to and yes I will be on Twitter because Twitter makes me laugh next up slice o tweets are saying made it so if you search up slaw so people also search for hated youtubers they're worse lies Oh PewDiePie is on that list and I'm pretty sure he's the most loved person on YouTube at the moment so you're fine I posted a picture on my insta in my ex's shirt and let's just say he probably won't ask for it back again anytime soon and attached we have a series of texts let's take a look at them so she gets a text from her ex saying give me my shirt back and if she sends him a message saying action blocked sorry there is a problem with your request if you believe we have made a mistake type retry retry please review your comment before retrying we restrict certain content and actions to protect our community tell us if you think we've made a mistake by typing mistake mistake this action was blocked please try again later we restrict certain content and actions to protect our community tell us if you think we've made a mistake by typing report a problem and he just keeps on believing it and he said report a problem you Instagram I just want my month in shirt back your account has been disabled for violations of our Terms learn how you may be able to restore your account by typing learn more what dove learn more you can't disable my account dump I just asked too much back uh learn more man I actually really want to try this on some of my friends if you guys are on Instagram and you want to troll somebody just do this when they message you pretty much just pretend to be an Instagram message BOTS and most people will probably believe it I mean I would probably believe that myself just saying the US government sent a letter warning of negative consequences in US Swedish relations if ASAP Rocky's hearing wasn't resolved quickly dudes was about to go to war for ASAP Rocky ASAP rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden it was a rocky week get home ASAP ASAP my boyfriend asked me what my favorite picture of us was and then got me this oh my god guys this is so cute I might literally crying right now this is totally relationshipgoals how do I block relationship posts on Twitter when you find out tell the rest of us yeah guys please stop posting on like cringe you know some of us are lonely out here me stop barking my dog you would be so sad if anything ever happened to me I'm so glad fin to this back my girlfriend and I have a little tradition of watching wise Twitter free together if any of you guys are looking for first-day ideas screw having dinner just invite your crush over on a Sunday evening to watch House Twitter free and the chances are you're probably going to get laid I have no respect for people who text their number neighbor boring stuff like howdy I'm your number neighbor be a real alpha and send your number neighbor a topic okay so back on my channel had been terminated cure Bridget tweeted out saying this yo T meets you if you fre fainted I'll finally date him no cap and anyways once my channel is reinstated I replied saying excuse me ladies gentlemen we got him what's your unhealthiest coping mechanism listening to depressing songs when I'm depressed to increase my depression dude I've never related more to its wheat than this it's like when you're feeling really sad let's whip on Drake Marvin's room dude it'll make me feel better anyways guys that's it for this episode of house twitter free I really hope you did enjoy don't forget to follow me on twitter at fainted sad and tag me in your funny tweets if you want to be featured in the next episode and also feel free to follow me on instagram at fainted sad as well my twitter is really hectic at the moment but my instagrams kind of low-key so it's definitely easy for me to see stuff if you like tag me in it or whatever so yeah follow me on there on my guard and yeah that's pretty much it guys have an amazing day and I'll see in the next video much love peace [Music] from my head

Channel: Fainted

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Id: kPWxe_DhRSg

Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 11 2019