I Spent $8,000 Beating GTA

i am going to spend thousands of dollars buying everything in gta online i have barely played gta so this is a brand new account right now i'm a simple criminal i have barely anything welcome luckily uh you can buy everything in this game with money so instead of working for anything i'm just going to spend a bunch of money and buy all the best stuff best cars best weapons submarines nuclear weapons i will own everything so 130 gets me eight million and now we have all our money all right this is the first thing i want to buy it's a ram buggy that costs three million dollars that's like a 40 australian dollar car all right so let's see what 40 australian got me holy oh my god no what i don't know i can do a truck hell yeah bro money's awesome oh oh why does what i don't understand is why jeff bezos doesn't do this in real life i'm rich laws don't apply all right so uh real rich people have like testing dummies you know um this is nively uh he's gonna be what i experiment on yeah you can really do whatever you want when you're rich um yeah this is perks having money yeah no bodies fl also fly off this vehicle very cool um so i'm buying a facility that lets me nuke people it costs five million dollars that's like eighty dollars i own a satellite so i've joined the random public lobby and i can use this orbital cannon to kill anyone at any moment now to fire the thing it costs another 750 grand that means every time you fire it costs nine dollars all right i can either kill crocky rock or unearthed soul i'm sorry crocky rock oh it's locked onto him he's flying a helicopter oh my god i can nuke this dude at any moment any moment i put the trigger he has no idea oh my god i obliterated it i think i'm gonna smite this dude for an offensive name i've got nively with the camera angle of this nuke attack it's 20 21 how dare you have an offensive name i'm firing you're about to get censored buddy [Music] holy sh whatever it takes for political correctness all right the next thing i'm gonna buy is the oppressor it's like a flying bike all right so i have to upgrade the oppressor and to do that i need to buy another three million dollar vehicle [Music] make a bright pink because why not pink is a manly color let's add homing missiles on it hell yeah all right so let's see how this thing actually works it is literally a rocket bike hey look now that i've done the upgrades it fires missiles this bike in total cost me seven million dollars we better get our money's worth all right i'm just gonna go around and blow up every single player i can just be an absolute oh he's dead oh my god it feels like i'm hacking there's another one sorry buddy oh god i spent seven million dollars so i could sit in the sky and launch missiles of people what's the point of money if you can't be an oh this guy stole a cop car oh no aries police i just stopped that criminal for you oh god i got killed by a guy with a laser god now i know how all those other people feel when i blow them up uh i'm gonna buy the most expensive car that i can find [Music] oh this thing is it all right now let's test this without getting blown up oh this thing is wicked this thing is wicked it's just sticks to the road i can see why it's so expensive call me lewis hamilton oh look at how oh i'm gonna need this if i'm have to run away from people blowing me up now i know how the hell what that man just kicked me out of my car i think i'm being hacked it's that or i've i really need to use the toilet and i can't control myself i spent sixty dollars on a gta car and this hacker won't let me play with it all right uh next up we're gonna buy a submarine all right i'm gonna upgrade it uh put the australian flag on it i got seven million dollars oh there she is my beautiful beautiful submarine that cost a hundred dollars um i am now in control of a gigantic submarine let's go oh i can go below the ocean yo can i like ram some whales you can't really see anything underwater not really sure the point of this all right i'm still uh like a kilometer underwater but i want to go try out the guided missiles i want to try the guided missile launchers let's go all right i've launched a missile apparently all right hectic where's netflix i paid him to stand at the beach oh he's back there i gotta swing around i'm here yeah you see it it's coming from the sky nively look up buddy oh all right this is one of my favorite tic tocs i believe it goes something like netflix are you still watching someone's daughter yeah yeah i think i that was a perfect recreation so um i barely have any guns um i'm gonna buy every single gun oh my god look at all the options what the hell is that that's a 300 000 gun yes i'm gonna make it pink unholy hellbringer yup i need that nick minute all right neverley come here i've got something to show you uh it's all right mate just a little super soak that was worth every penny all right all right let's test this one out oh my g ah this is your job nively all right let's uh this is a more primitive option but it still cost me like 10 grand so i'm a little uncoordinated ah there we go oh he's my employee i'm allowed to kill him that's how capitalism works it looks like the cops haven't got the message i'm a rich person all right so you can buy a 6.5 million dollar apartment so this is what a 100 in-game apartment looks like this is just gross oh but i do have my own blackjack table so that's pretty cool uh this i have my own bar hell yeah there is a 150 thousand dollar turds chum pagan diamond every drink is what two dollars something like that this is worth my 2.50 oh it's about to burst oh i'm spraying it oh it's going everywhere yeah we're celebrating if we enjoy it buddy all right all right oh my god dude i am obliterated dude i am i am oh god oh god i wanna buy this look how adorable that is that's adorable costs two million dollars though god damn wait can this thing kill people oh oh it's still so adorable though all right time to upgrade this thing time to pimp my ride oh we can paint it different colors this is so adorable uh we can add a plasma account all right now let's see how easily this adorable little thing kills people nearly i got something to test on you uh i want to see if i can run you over all right oh yeah but you're so small it's not about the size of the dog mates the size of the bark what is that dude this thing's sick this was worth every panic this cost me like what fifteen 15 20 this is worth every penny just leading the cops on you can't even hurt me boys they can't even put a scratch on me dude i want to get oh i've got five stars hell yeah um we have in fact worked out that i cannot die all right this is getting ridiculous i think i'm just bored at this point i want to see if i can die um so nively bought an orbital cannon so he can nuke me yeah i'm about to send an orbital cannon to help the cops he's coming it's coming please oh my oh my god i was in like a 45 minute police chase all right i want to buy the avenger all right let's see how this thing flies nick minute what the hell is this it's like two helicopters side by side following all right let's go find some players to kill this cost me a lot of money i got to rack up the bodies i'm going to get my money's worth mate people got to go pew pew oh yeah that's him come on i spent money on this oh it's so hard he's going so quick i killed a president hell yeah oh he's running he's on foot how are you not dead oh he's dead again he just left the kids oh we're actually all right so there was still so many things left to buy so i spent a bunch of money like like thousands of dollars and uh we spent the next six days buying real estate buying cars and filling up as many garages as we could uh we filled up this entire garage with some of the most expensive cars in the game uh we have a goddamn batmobile that's pretty cool uh we've also filled this garage with a bunch of expensive cars there's more cars up here look at that that's good for plow and snow that's good look at all these fancy cars we have like when i said we bought everything we bought everything uh this is for my end of the world uh garage right here this looks like it's been squished up i wanted to create the best gta account possible and flex on all the teenagers i'm a 26 year old man yeah this one is full of nothing but the most expensive car in the game yeah we got even more of them on this level and even more of them on this level this is the most expensive garage possible um so i own every apartment in this building and they're all their garages are just full of cars i have like eight batmobiles in here this is hectic you get the idea i own this entire building and it's full of cars you get it um we filled up my high tech villain lair with uh obviously this giant plane uh even more cars i have a literal jet pack everyone thinks i'm so cool right now everyone probably thinks i'm the coolest person in the world oh the cops are chasing a guy in here i must help them oh well i killed the other player and myself yeah double homicide this private jet is made of solid gold and costs 10 million dollars um i don't even know how it flies this thing should definitely plummet to the ground but i bought it anyway um i bought myself a gigantic boat it was very expensive all right has the australian flag and a hot tub yes it's time i finally reveal how i made my money hot tub streams you just get your your shirt off and you make money it's incredible i think i actually have the best gta account it took so much work and so much money was all of it worth it just to bully other players and flex on them yes

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Published: Fri May 14 2021

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