How is Twitter free? #117

no tweet just bearing river hey what's up chief he looks like he's having a great time hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and welcome back to how it's twitter free and just before we get into today's video guys i have a special announcement we've got brand new epic merch coming to fainter.shop next sunday check it out so guys next sunday this epic swag is coming out get some and every single dollar of profit i make from this drop is going towards team trees for every dollar donated one tree is planted so yeah buy that epic swag match and we can get some trees planted baby do celebrities have to do jury duty imagine standing trial and you just see beyonce sitting there next up jimmy kimmel tweets you know your judgment is bad when this haircut is only the third worst decision you made this month that's so rude bro personally i think that's a pretty cool trim this is what all the kids back in school were repping bro shaved sides long on the top beast y'all ain't gonna believe what i just saw no way dude don't you just love the snow bro step outside and you run into these nice guys but then someone replies to this tweet saying i i'm a head out you want anything before i go yes i would like to order a burger i'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft four times four animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim bruh we serve food here sir classic that 12 hour shift i did at work got my socks still standing up then [ __ ] don't even know we off oh those are some crusty socks dude the dudes who be out here buying feet pics would love to invest in this for their little collection although the delivery would be quite awkward you'd have to put them in a big box and then someone replies with this what hey bro you might want to leave the crib i've seen this before i used to change my homies answers when the teacher told us to grade each other's papers don't ever question my loyalty lamar bro when someone put a questionable answer i deadass put question marks around like what dudes was dumb cause how you out 72 for 12 divided by four and those fake ass motherfreakers that didn't change them for you i ain't forget always had them bozos to ask the teacher a question about your wrong answer the good old school days eh when this happened it was like you always wanted one of your close friends to be marking your work because if you had some random dude in the class you don't really talk to they're gonna probably mark you accurately but one of your boys yeah they got you they're gonna be saying you got that full mark swag oh baby what the frick was this statement statement on mexico trip i would never leave texas during such a difficult time unless it was of the utmost importance and it was i've just seen coco i wanted to see if it was true if skeletons were real if guitars were real i had to know what i've seen xbox live messages that make more grammatical sense than this dude okay guys i just got in this uber and oh no no no who said this was an uber what is that this something replies to this need for link drop link the link is uh so many people in the comments asking for the link bro come on wasn't planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in charlie and the chocolate factory but here we are netflix be like we know exactly what movie you're talking about but we ain't got it lol so accurate dude oh man an amazon prime video be like we have it but you have to pay for another video service i've just seen this on facebook and it's quite honestly made my day so we have a facebook post it says first night from the shelter to his new home this is why we should adopt from a shelter oh my gosh it's too cute it's too cute i just want to give the little guy a hug but yeah um very good point adopt from shelters guys it's been a very long time since i've seen a post on facebook that it's actually wholesome it's not a minion meme or someone talking about how they're going to batista bomb their next door neighbor next up we got a few images from a twitter page called dudes posting their w's this genius streamed a pay-per-view ufc mash by pretending to play it somebody get this man a prize the streamer broadcast a live pay-per-view ufc match on multiple platforms including twitch and there he is on stream just showing it off what a dub what's the dub until you end up getting sued can you get sued for that maybe i don't know this is a man of the people he didn't care what it could cost he just wanted to make sure the squad could watch the ufc for free yes king this has got to be one of the funniest interactions i've had ever so this person tweets thinking about how oomph holds a pencil and underneath we have this image right here um yeah very interesting way to hold a pencil and then this dude replies wait omg i've never met someone who holds it the same way i do hello and he says the original picture is you my seat mate back in grade school holds his pen like this i have no idea how he can write with this ugly ass form [Music] why is that my dude's going in for a brofist no no seriously you can't actually write like that shortly dude be taking like a maths test and everyone in the class be looking around like this guy trying to start a fight you look across the room and you see this dude clenching their fist at you um i don't even know who to call and we have an image here which i just how has this happened bro it's that penguin just chilling out how did this penguin get here dude oh damn it looks like he's near a school as well judging by all the school buses cool chantelle dubois how do you say that name the blog the boys the boys i just screamed because what the frick this dude has on literal roach steppers what are those it's fine it's just one of these guys who got lost you're right it's me analysis this is some [ __ ] skipper my door dash driver thinks she funny or something and this dude messages their doordash driver if you pull in at the light and turn left the gate should be open hi this is doordash connecting you to your dasher for updates about your order okay messi said this image your order was dropped off please refer to this photo your dasha provided to see where it was left same lmfo my drunk ass wanted my tacos he told me hold up i have to take the picture first do they actually do this damn did he have a gun out too homeboy made it sound like that picture meant life or death listen there punk if you want your tacos you better put your hands up right now yes i'd like the landlord special please oh so tasty and we have more yes doesn't that look great paying all that rent money baby looking fresh looking fresh next up carl jacobs tweets out happy valentine's day oh yes we have a man of culture you'd love to see it ambra you're gfq being single seeing dudes like this flexing on the timeline single boys don't worry maybe one day you'll have a relationship like this too inspirational you can't sell houses you don't own you can't sell cars you don't own but you can sell stock you don't own this is bs shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons okay cool that doesn't change the fact that there are 48 million kangaroos in australia and 3 million 447 380 inhabitants in uruguay so if the kangaroos decided to invade uruguay every uruguayan has to fight 14 kangaroos dude i'm from uruguay you telling me that now i have to also worry about fighting 14 kangaroos bruh lovely to have all these new followers can we just check that you know you're following the worldwide robin hood society in nottingham and not the robin hood app if so a big welcome from sherwood wait this isn't the hotel what gen z and millennial men have all the toxic masculinity of boomer men but none of the life skills like they're still punching holes in drywall but now they don't know how to fix it come on gen z and millennial boys about time you learn how to fix a hole in the wall look okay if you're playing a game of fortnight and you end up punching a massive hole in your wall that is a work of art okay who would want to fix that you know the next time someone comes around into your bedroom they realize you are a true gamer because you have a massive hole in your wall screenwriters when something mildly eventful happens with the stock market oh damn let me just uh yeah so magnus carlsen calls hashtag pog champs free on chess com a good initiative baba bowie thinks it's popcorn stuff is replacing and displacing any real chess content and this is just terrifying can both be true just one neither discuss here's my opinion and in this guy magnus carlsen who is like the world chess champion quotes the saying i do think the event is doing a great job in bringing chess to more people i'd never stoop as low as to watch it myself though if i did watch i'd probably be rooting for ludwig and xuc says if you stooped that low and actually watched my superior gameplay maybe you wouldn't be losing all your recent games yo magnus you've seen this xqc gets checkmated by moist critical in six moves well if xqc is posting some superior chess gameplay who knows what moist critical's posting baby mlg content little caesars in york pa we'll quit closed fair enough that's one way to put it mr beast burgers will be taking over soon anyways guys thank you so much for watching the video hope you enjoyed click on the screen to check out the series playlist and subscribe for more see you guys in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 133,492

Rating: 4.9735627 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #117, fainted

Id: gPRFj8w9-EY

Length: 10min 41sec (641 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 22 2021