How is Twitter free? #123

this emoji is not a kiss it's this bruh yeah like that emoji actually does look so accurate to that meme oh my gosh hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome to howard's twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out also please join the subreddit and post tweets on that as well and subscribe right now or ninja will come into your bathroom and take a mirror selfie oomph face reveal besties please be nice and uh as you can see we got got a couple images here and um these selfies were taken on our iphone um twitter for android yeah definitely your face reveal right there bro unless you're just that rich that you decide to have a iphone and an android this is the guy who makes crinkle fries at the factory he makes them all by hand do you still hate them and here he is bro this is the guy who makes the crinkle fries wow this is honestly so adorable just look at him the way he's eating that up nice what a cutie chomp chomp this level 100 technique right here just look at that bro this is how your crinkle fries are made guys love when this goes viral because they really do eat that fast and they've attached a video and we've got more cuteness out here bro yes this is what we love to see on the twitter timeline dude not tick tock warriors beautiful content like this so cute lemal he bit that same piece so many times he is trying his best don't mock him he's trying hey besties my cousin turned 13 and i got him dream much because he likes dream and his stupid little friends were mocking him so i need you all to tell him he's so cool and happy birthday thank you an attack dream with this image here attached and then also this image and as you can see the dream merch is being flexed out here it really is a work of art and it's really sad that this dude's friends were like mocking him over that honestly i mean if kids are getting mocked for wearing this kind of merch i hope you guys aren't wearing the fainted much to school bro just kidding anyone who wears my merch to school is just instant chad but anyways dream ceases tweet and replies tell him that i too got mocked for things i liked when i was younger look at me now means nothing looks awesome and happy late birthday and tommy and it says i looked at you now dream and it's not that great this was a wholesome moment and you are ruining it tommy how it started and we got jasmine here who says now frick being the bigger person i'm five foot one if we ever meet i'm literally going to tower above you omg i'm five foot ten we could recreate this okay let's meet right now where are you dm me how it's going oh they actually did it bro they actually this is just absolute domination right here look at the absolute strength right here bro and uh more importantly is it me or as um the girl on the right got her shoes on the wrong way around like what i don't know dude but either way very impressed i want to know how much this skull can um bench press bro because honestly the strength is impressive um two types of men so this is the first type my rules as a boyfriend you can't go out with your friends past 9 30. no guy friends no exceptions only a's and b's we have to hang out at least four times a week you have to make me food and come over and do my laundry only once a week if you leave me on delivered for more than 15 minutes i'm blocking you for the rest of the day you have to show me what you wear before going out don't tell me how you feel i don't really care and uh this is the second type of boyfriend trade offer i receive sloppy top you receive nothing which boyfriend are you choosing guys let me know let me know in the comments but honestly this dude has a lot of criteria if you want to be his boyfriend oh my gosh only a's and b's no no way like it's fairly reasonable you know going over and having to do his laundry no guy friends all that stuff yeah totally but the fact that you have to have a's and b's who's gonna do that bro um you got to be kidding me right now and this dude's got a message from his boss take the day off you've been working really hard it's paid i really appreciate that boss have a good day april fools i need you in 30 minutes early you know what dude uh you've got to just quit your job after getting a text like that the utter disrespect and april fool's prank though tick tock is uh strange bro and we have a tick tock here that says anyone else have a little sesh with another girl around the age of eight and acted like it never happened and this is the comments why is it always a cousin i've blocked that from mine i'm not the only one la mao the fact we all thought it was just us i thought it was just me please let's not talk about it miss mom we don't bring this up why was i so freaky why are we yelling i wonder if she'd think about it too what the freak wrong with these dudes on tick-tock mate honestly like guys am i the only one here who's never had a sesh with an eight-year-old i don't know maybe these dudes have a different vocabulary to me but where i'm from when people say a sesh it means like drinking like oh yeah i just had a few pints of my eight-year-old cousin over there it was pretty cool maybe not the best thing to be doing with your cousin like you should be loading up a game in nintendo switch maybe playing some mario kart bro not giving them shots of vodka but yeah this is tick tock for you dude when they're not like pouring bleach on their forehead for likes um they're discussing this it's a small idea but it'll change a lot and then we have perhaps one of the greatest inventions made by human beings like wow normal pet water bottle versus the easy drink normal pet water bottle versus the easy drink like seriously look at this bro so practical wow whoever invented this very very smart but this dude comes along and um has found some flaws in the design what happens when the water is like this so you see there's not very much water in it and you tilt it to the side with a normal water bottle obviously it still works but with the easy drink no oh and in case it doesn't make sense water will get stuck on this lip but wait turn it around so the cap is facing up and then try to drink it gravity will do the rest genius so yeah guys in a few years if your water bottles are looking like this don't be surprised bro one of my friends was an extra on the godzilla versus kong movie and they said the two of them are actually good friends and we're cracking jokes in between the fight scenes on set [Music] nah i'm not gonna lie we'll be putting mayo on fries and no i don't eat mayo wit fries very intellectual thank you this random guy just texted me omg does anyone know who this is hey girl it's matt and he sends for a selfie who sorry i think you have the wrong number oh i'm sorry but do you still want me do you still want me like me you just text a random person's number what what makes you think they want you it's hard to get a relationship in 2021 dude i'll just like text some rando you still want me baby me at my minimum wage job doing bad bobby made a million in six hours uh i can't believe i'm going to say it but at least jeff bezos is technologically skilled and even if his wealth is a problem with society at least it makes sense why someone like him would have it this is just wrong it really do be like that man i shame all of the motherfreakers who are thirsty enough to buy her only fans shame them all but like dude you just you just gotta appreciate the hustle man how this guy managed to go on dr phil and finesse an entire career like vet i just gotta say bravo dude like a lot of people have been on that show but not many people can say they went on dr phil and then came out and secured a seven figure check like a bunch of people have been on dr phil dude but i don't think many can say that they came out of it and a couple years later we're getting a million dollars on their first day on only fans i hope she's gonna send dr phil like at least 50 dollars on paypal just to be like thanks chief either way bro she making that cash next up we got a couple youtube comments captioned i can't freaking stop laughing and we've got a super mario galaxy video here and in the comments this dude says imma say it this is possibly the best mario game super mario 64 new super mario bros wii and super mario odyssey allow us to introduce ourselves at zombie yeti are you seriously saying that new super mario bros wii is better than mario galaxy and then griffin stewart tag zombie yeti again and um this comment is fat oh my gosh the music was better seriously how on earth was that music better than this also the koopalings were almost always simple and easy to defeat they were pretty bad but i'll give you the fact that they hadn't been in a game for 20 years even if that was a good thing yeah four player cop was cool i guess as long as you had four people willing to come to your house to play how on earth are the graphics better the graphics in this game are really good as well this game introduced how many new power-ups there were seven new ones if you include galaxy 2 but if you're only willing to count one game it's still five power-ups plus the ice flower was originally from mario galaxy created two years before new super mario bros and then there's other things i'd like to mention including story mario galaxy made an attempt at making a story through the library it worked it was heartfelt and sad and fun and it was unusual for a mario game but it still worked they also made one of the best world hubs i've ever seen in the form of the comet observatory they introduced tons of new crazy mechanics that had never been thought of before mainly focusing on gravity they had some of the best music i've ever heard in my life they had ice skating they even had good water mechanics which your game had some of the worst of we also have a boss fight that equally matches yours in creativity and execution we had a more powerful spin that you had which was used in more creative ways we had the most adorable characters in the mario universe the loomers this wasn't even the first game i played that would be new super mario bros wow i can't believe this guy's actually gone ahead and wrote an entire essay in the youtube comments nice to see someone so passionate about a video game though anyways guys that's it for the video i hope you enjoyed and if you did subscribe to this channel and click on the screen to check out the series playlist and yeah i'll see you guys on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 146,064

Rating: 4.9714398 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #123, fainted

Id: JkrNBsEe-XU

Length: 11min 0sec (660 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 05 2021