How is Twitter free? #19

I have this idea for a really scary video where kids go door-to-door but instead of seeing trick-or-treat when the person opens the door they say dad why is acting like the world just now up what about slavery the Holocaust pick up a book I never thought I'd say this but let's ignore the fact that she said the n-word what is the Holocaust you gotta appreciate the fact that this girl thinks her such ring as the challah course and she's telling everyone else to pick up a book yeah that makes sense sweetheart violets are blue roses have red being single is cool that's what my mom says ayo Sunny D could you be my Valentine just for today a homie alone right now you're not alone Sean wow that's so sweet from sunny delights I think it's cute when someone admits they have a crush on you I think it's a miracle yeah this is unfortunately and rather painfully relatable for myself well at least I have my anime boyfriend next up we have an uncaptioned video tweet and as always fellas I think by now what we own the episode 19 you know it's gonna be a pretty funny video if it's got no caption these guys really have gone the extra mile to try and make this video funny my guys even turned up with boxing gloves just to punch this man again I don't even get me started on this bloke he looks like he's about to transport into platform 9 and 3/4 a fortnight I think the casual players are unhappy and we have a series of comments on fortnight's Instagram post of some pretty unhappy players aim just not the same anymore everybody's playing like their [ __ ] family's on the line that's why apex took over they've got to have a bachelor's in contracting to get to the second circle how do you lower the difficulty settings on tinder Craigslist is tinder on very easy mode my grandma talking to my dad about her new hearing aids it's the most expensive one you can buy it cost me $4,000 what kind is it it's 4:15 p.m. imagine spending 4 racks on some hearing aids and he thought the word kind was time nobody bugs this guy looks so moist that if you were to squeeze his biceps literal juice and liquid would come out of him still fully convinced morgues is actually Madeleine McCann and you can't persuade me otherwise so he got Madeleine McCann's mother okay and it's what she looks like next up we have maurices mum it looks kind of similar right and we've got Madeleine McCann and more oh my god conspiracy theory episode 22 imagine the scenes been looking for her 11 years and she's been promoting coin master all along no wonder his hiding for 24 hours of videos bang types of voice and how they shoot their shots indie skater boy ice we hit the show last night but I was too shy to come over anyways you're cute Normie I don't even know how I'm supposed to say that but emojis ooh boy uh how old are you artsy boy has anybody told you that you look like Ramona Flowers request DM I want to eat your poop at some point we all skipped school to go have set who's we I skip for the new color duty release loser teachers after you put your head down for two milliseconds manus brings me back to the day when I used to be fully asleep in class all the time it got to the point white fallen asleep so much that the teachers genuinely just let me fall asleep and didn't care anymore he just knew it was gonna happen and they couldn't do anything about it me people who were sucking it when Faneuil snapped dude this videos giving me flashbacks to the old school YouTube for those of you who might be a little bit younger he's two meters fingered the cinnamon challenge and it truly was a very dark age on youtube.com this was some of the most popular content back on YouTube a few years ago brings water to hell devil of keep you doing me next up we got this guy tweeting out at me a very interesting image roses are red free is a digit the youtuber fainted is going to steal Kyra Bridget's that's right ladies and gentlemen remember this when I steal Marxist girlfriends you heard it here first I often stay up at night and think about this video [Music] [Music] that truly is one of the most disturbing videos I've ever seen in my life I can we just take a moment to appreciate how loud this guy's slapping on a cereal ah that sounds good bro that sounds good if you wear jeans at home there's something wrong with you nobody me watches some young anime chick who sounds like a dude wait I wonder what Tanyard on amigo he could be talking about here I did sound like a man come on I'm 10 years old and I'm a female what's the point in having a kid if you don't dress him like this okay guys look I'm a 19 year old loser who just pretty much sits in his bedroom all day making YouTube videos and I don't have a girlfriend however watching this content has actually made me want to impregnate a female and have a child cutesy girls on Twitter calm feel free to hit me up in the DMS if you'd like to be a part of this activity now guys I don't know if you remember that was a bloke in the last video who made pan an ice [Applause] [Music] everybody was slamming him on Twitter okay and I'm glad that I said in my video I actually port is pretty funny because take a look at this once a month the pan and ice guy visits children's hospitals what a guy see I knew all along he was a good guy we truly don't deserve this hero please take Internet away from the Indians and this guy definitely would have been acquitted champion back in his day this is the sole reason why t-series will take over PewDiePie just look at the comedy gold that India has to offer the platform skidded in the snow and smashed into some lads BMW yesterday tragic I know he got his car and asked for my number so I said sorry I've actually got a boyfriend he didn't even laugh my life I mean man this guy's BMW looks pretty sick do you divide a BMW like this and some chick just drove into the back of me I'm not gonna lie if she came up with comedy gold like that I probably have quickscoped her in their head a university students kitchen tea towels should be considered a biohazard if anybody has ever been to university in the UK my god this is so correct with you the bed and you just stand there looking at it like ladies listen up if he has a fortnight character as his profile picture is one of the most underrated console players has twitch in his name but never streams regularly uses the word but in real life situations break his heart he deserves it can't believe some people are still left-handed in 2019 like what the just use your right hand it's not edgy to be left-handed grow up Americans British boys are so charming and nice the average British boys thinking about me I lighted last for dear birds a current way to make you want this apartment even more anestis attached an image of a very interesting fridge setup I mean what who the hell puts chips in the fridge next up ksi tweets are saying my brain has too many tabs open and all of them look like this imagine having the ksi lamborghini song playing on seven different tabs at once that's the kind of thing you'd used to torture somebody next up the king of YouTube himself mr. beast tweets our video of a kid wearing his merch on live TV someone get me in contact with this kid so we can give him $10,000 for wearing my merch on TV this kid right here he's about to be $10,000 richer oh wait homeless seconds I think the child has in fact been identified hello that's me yes lads it's definitely meme Ulis although I'm pretty sure this child and crowd I hear it's probably about two feet taller than the bloke next up we have a tweet from sunny delights official Twitter and let's just say they're going for a pretty hard time right now and this gets emotional I can't do this anymore it's us 350 k likes and then the best bit about this tweet is the replies we basically have a bunch of big companies tweeting back at Sunny Delight comforting them as if they are an actual human being it's like all these big companies are genuinely concerned about Sunny Delight what's going on sunny hey sunny can I please offer you a hug we got to get through this together my friends yeah I'll take some of that sweet warmth pop-tarts even if it eats one a tweet out of this kid you okay bro I'm okay glad to hear that oh man even Wikipedia you okay got a 1400 word article on puppies with your name on it buddy wow man if I was to tweet out saying I can't do this anymore my Twitter followers would not be showing me this kind of comfort they'd probably just tell me to end myself genuinely wondering why I watched his human being of all the people I've given a shout out to on this channel I know but truly is the most deserving of it the way he smells his own armpit stench for a hundreds of thousands of people on the Internet is just incredible and I do understand having smelly smelly pits so yeah guys that is it for this episode of how is Twitter free if you have some funny tweets that you want featured in the next episode just tag me in them at fainted sad with that being said have a great day guys don't forget to watch the rest of the episodes and I'll see you in a nice video much love peace [Music]

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Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 24 2019