How is Twitter free? #116

no one nine-year-old me [Music] yo it's tough out here bro my gameboy ds got hacked nine-year-olds drinking away their problems with apple juice hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome back to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out bro fist subscribe to the channel right now or this roblox default skin will eat all of your bacon dude hope this king is all right oh no what happened what happened bro he bought the cute little teddy bear the roses and then all of a sudden they get chugged away in the bud like isle and he pulls away of a 20 crate i want to know the story behind this bro who broke his heart you did this wait so titanic was shot in a pool yes guys this epic scene right here from the titanic movie believe it or not it was shot in a swimming pool wow what a joke movies eh um you thought they shot the movie in the ocean okay i love this app man whenever i think i'm stupid someone always reminds me that they're worse people are agreeing as well can't wait till they find out about the avengers yep who'd have guessed it bro next thing they're going to be telling us is that optimus prime is a work of cgi no way this is still one of the most insane things to happen in modern history wow this is epic revolutionary johnny ive when the product designer suggests putting the charging port in the worst location possible yeah yeah that's a really handy spot to have a charging point isn't it consumer this apple mouse design is a disaster for productivity apple pick me shut up gosh damn magic mouse talking about running out of juice two minutes before a deadline i love it i mean i'm so passionate about it and it's what i do you're passionate all the time i just want to know who apple decided this was a good idea bro like the design team they think themselves guys this is awesome this is the most epic way for somebody to charge their magic mouse very productive you know just the fact that you have to flip it up on the other side where you literally can't use it anymore genius okay so next up jim shark tweet out blow this up whoever gets the most liked comment will put on a billboard in times square gymshark billboard it can be an idea or message just don't get me fired and then corp's husband gets 530k likes saying stream eagles are ruining my life but wait there's competition jay schlatt tweets i like men i think that's the number one tweet bro respect the hustle fellas make sure you make a whole segment about me in the commentary vid 30 seconds or more about how great i am i've wasted deals off and we got a little discord screenshot of schlatt calling in a favor from men getting him to boost his tweet and clearly it worked so i guess gymshark is gonna have to put that tweet up on a billboard in times square and then j shot tweets out remember what they took from you and i think this might have been a point where corp's husband had more likes than him give proper credit you dumb frick you are blatantly stealing other people's hard work and i think they're saying that because somebody photoshopped this and like jay schlatt didn't um tag them and schlatt says uh who made it freaking eggshlat somebody poured their blood sweat and tears into photoshopping your tweet on a billboard it is freaking ludicrous you think you can get away with stealing someone's hard work like this without any form of credit or payment to the talented artist you should be the artist behind this epic photoshop work didn't get credited it is a crime quite frankly probably took someone 10 seconds in photoshop to make that damn that was a super tight fight but congrats cop's husband so yeah corpse has been here with 437k likes and then selma here with a very valiant effort ratio 24 likes it was a close one happy valentine's day babe the halo free fries and soda thank you master chief and an xbox replies you remembered halo 3 what a game and what promotion they had going right all the marketing behind this game was massive ah this needs to come back baby just imagine that tomorrow you walk into burger king and then you've got halo free all over their fries and drinks and everything like wait i thought that game came out many years ago i don't normally go to burger king bro but if i found out they were doing halo promos again yes can't wait to see the cute pics i took last night the picks oh no oh no android camera be like i'm joking i'm joking if twitter had a dislike button this app would be 10 times funnier this office space only costs 1.35 a day and it comes with a coffee genius mate genius he's got a good point though at little island four inches missing from your product do i get a discount and let's do this bought some potato chips and uh looks like the tub's pretty empty scam and little say hi carl we're sorry to hear about your missing four inches small pp roast um would you accept fainted swag online roblox friend request this is actually me on robux by the way guys why should bread have all the fun when there's weetabix serving up heinz beans on bix for breakfast with a twist hashtag it has to be hines hashtag have you had your weetabix oh no no no no no beans and weetabix oh i love beans and i love weetabix but that just looks so the weetabix looks so dry bro yet you've got the moisture of the beans over them what a collab weetabix and heinz beans next up dream tweets out question mark question mark dream leaked face reveal oh okay um question mark question mark i'm with two uncaptured images look at this guy flexing his cash flexing his gun oh yeah wait a minute is that two tv controllers my friend and her boyfriend beefing because she asked if giving the chance would he sleep with rihanna he said no she said you lying he say i run into girls that look like rihanna every day now she just keeps yelling at him asking where he'd be at la mal and i'm just on feast i'm crying this guy's running into girls that look like rihanna every day where do you live bro next up we have a tweet captioned ha ha laughing emoji face so cassie here posts a couple of images of herself and then this dude says hey and she replies hey with a photo of i believe her and her boyfriend ah nice try bro nice try my friend drunk texting the doordash driver i'm lmfao so her friend says i love you hi this is dordash connecting you to your dasher for updates about your order love you too you are my soul mate really yes i'm glad to know that what's going on over there long ass line it's okay just hold on i can't wait to see you i hope this blossoms into a fantastic relationship they could honestly make a movie about this must be pretty interesting situation there for the doordash delivery driver just getting some randomly texting you i love you please deliver my food my family made me mad so i changed my netflix password i'm choosing violence today and then they get a text from dre man let them sign back into your account because they're not signing in mine lexi missed facetime call and then cash says you want a power trip or something bruh i ain't did nothing let me sign back on and her mama says go you petty lol changed your little netflix password grow up i love you missed facetime call from daryl good morning [ __ ] um did you change your netflix password it kicked everybody out this is one of the most disrespectful things you can ever do to your family bro changing the netflix password and then netflix say i can't condone violence but if you felt this was necessary i got your back what's up with that price increase then huh huh yeah i don't think netflix is gonna reply to that pov we both reach for the beef rose and there's only one left you let me have it call that a meat cute what in the tarnation is this bro beef round rose steak green onion and spinach mmm delicacy a beef rose this is what valentine's day is all about baby treating your significant other to a beef rose baby a cow was executed for this what i officially hate valentine's day and we've got more guys a meat heart yes very odd behavior bro you know what guys if you've got a girlfriend or boyfriend this valentine's day and they haven't purchased you a beef rose steak but honestly like who wouldn't want that in a relationship what a gift why would they draw stuff like this in my school bathrooms bro and we have this piece of art i'm gonna take that ass little bruh wow is that supposed to be squidward with a six-pack that's a boss level walking into a school toilet if you don't have soggy tissues thrown up on the ceiling drawings everywhere in permanent marker dead bodies on the floor then is it really a school toilet and i don't know if you guys had this but back in the schools i went to bro if you ever dared to take a dump in the school toilet you'd be playing with fire baby but yeah a very proud moment for the school's art department right here after seeing squidward saying i'ma take that ass i wonder if that encouraged people to take poops more or not oh squidward you want to take my ass got sent our first cease and desist turns out it was fake so decided to post up at the location was a restaurant lol so here we go we have a letter of cease and desist on february 7th 2021 attention muhammad ari public defamatory statements an incitement of violence and baba boy on your twitch tv public account against mr blank and miss blank anyway so this dude gets to cease and desist letter and in emails the firm who supposedly sent it to him hello we received the following cease and desist letter stating to be from your law firm yesterday can you please confirm its legitimacy thank you and then administration foundation law say hello this letter is not from our office we are a law firm based in vancouver canada and from the address at the bottom of this letter i think it might be from a law firm in los angeles but i do think this letter is quite strange in that is using our logo lawyers in my firm are aware of this issue and now we will look into it thanks for letting us know best regards sherry so yeah turns out it's fake and then they turn up at the address of where the law firm supposedly is and it was a restaurant dies from cringe this is what happens when you get a little cheeky tear free sub to someone on twitch tv and then they don't read out your donation message that's it i'm sending for a cease and desist valentine's bulbasaur oh my gosh okay okay that is cute i thought the beef rose was cute but no this this is it baby valentine's day next year if i have a gf i might have to get this okay next up lil nast tweets out mommy milkers bit random mate fainted you really like this tweet yeah i think i've got like 92 000 followers on twitter and a bunch of them would have seen me right there liking that tweet what can i say guys can i please just have a lick what is this oh damn he hit him with the double um what was he trying to do i'm honestly not sure dude i want to know the context behind this video this is a day before your landlord comes to inspect your apartment i don't know why it looks like pewdiepie a little bit anyways guys thank you so much for watching the video hope you enjoyed click on the screen to check out the series playlist and subscribe for more see you guys in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 202,625

Rating: 4.9739504 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #116, fainted

Id: xwJjVflBXGQ

Length: 13min 3sec (783 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 14 2021