How is Twitter free? #50

hey what's up guys and welcome back to the 50th episode ever of how is Twitter free the series where we take a look at the funniest and most epic tweets on twitter.com let's do it Android owners are better human beings and iPhone users according to science I bet they are that camera quality humbles I freaking love toast what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like cook it again unbelievable people in my mentions talking about Stuart Little Stuart little as a mouse babbling idiots my husband and I decided we don't want to have children we will be telling them tonight I'm sick of coffee I want whatever fear 2 kids consumes that make them act like that at 8:00 a.m. shelter cat put in solitary confinement for repeatedly letting other cats out look at this dude a free up my guy Kanye is a genius this is next-level Albert Einstein 1 billion IQ I mean look at these fresh new uses bro oh my dog at swag tea's ready paying 350 dollars to wear a Bionicle seriously what are those I swear man if Kearney makes like 50 million dollars releasing these sneakers I'ma be I would be mad bro who would want to buy these when Crocs exist I mean come on dude you can even get them with flames on flames it's incredible when you realize that 2025 is less than six years away and the world looks nothing like black ops 2 [Music] the Black Plague was a PR disaster for a Caesar species they never truly recovered until 2007 release of ratatouille gf I'm breaking up with you me is it because I refused to get a job and keep streaming to zero viewers yes can I get an F in the chat boys now that Instagram lights are gone we can focus on everyone's real measure of worth how funny is your Twitter what are you doing tonight mm-hmm it's 5 p.m. I've ready shouting gotten into bed if you wanted to make plans you should have asked free months in advance next up miranda cosgrove tweets out this amazing selfie Wow I'm still in love with you come on man just give little pump a chance he's a gentleman Pokemon is fun because I get to crush a kindergarteners pet caterpillar and they have to give me $900 we got a new video baby monitor and I think I was a mistake dr. Zeus 1959 this is my first time in my 25 years of life that I've ever seen a picture of dr. Zeus same my mistakes hunting buddy for deer shoot some during hunt in South Carolina officials say can't blame him based on that picture it's pretty easy to get confused looking like this when you spend $5,000 on your favorite twitch streamer and they say thanks dragon boy 2002 next up david dobrik tweets out saying better luck next year boys right um what do we got here sexiest man alive let's flip the pager okay okay wait oh my god david dobrik sexiest heart frog winner Wow he is a handsome boy I must say you're really booed Drake Millie Bobby Brown not gonna hear the end of this my girl told me how she prayed for a guy like me and six days later she met me brah I prayed for a girl like her and met her years later I ain't complaining but how she got the Express Pass and I got stuck with regular admission when you followed her for aspics but she keeps talking about her day on the timeline the MBR and I say any two games that right there stop right stop stop next up Xbox tweets are saying everyone has a friend who's Mike never works and you know what that's okay it's that presence in the party that truly counts and Ubisoft is replying with um literally nothing I'll unmute your mic friend several turtles have swastikas painted on their shells and authorities can't catch them you're telling me we sacrifice plastic straws for these selfish douchebags and this is how they repay us for those who grew up before the internet age y'all remember when YouTube was just getting started and we used to watch the chipmunk versions of our favorite songs the good old days bro back when you could upload a YouTube video in 240p and it was like oh my god that's amazing quality my ex thought I was cheating because I smelled like a woman and I let her break up with me because I didn't know how to tell her I use coconut vanilla body wash I think about this a lot someone Photoshop an anime girl on me and then someone actually did oh my god please the weakness Hinata is married to Naruto and they have a happy family and I want no part in ruining that and then someone else said this no all this guy wanted was to be photoshopped of a sweet innocent single anime girl but no bumble had to make it seem like you as a homewrecker disgraceful behavior my little bro is absolutely obsessed with Henry Hoover's it's madness first school photo pic and he had to get it in hilarious boob next up we have some epic Twitter drama get ready for this okay so James our four tweets are saying it's clap bag season again my favorite time of year you're a wet e I'll slap the head off you surely a grown man isn't tweeting like this strings are you not a grown man you call people wet e's on the internet acting hard from the safety of your home have you went broken I want to be relevant I just sawed out two tours and had the biggest record in the country about a week ago just cuz KS free didn't do a vlog about it doesn't mean it's not relevant I hate you kids today hey to embarrass you fella but about a week ago was by puppy shmurda captionthis me all night when I should be sleeping meal day when I should be awake a pedestrian minding their own business in GTA me I'm tired of seeing xqc sitting at 30 K viewers playing Pokemon this is my platform and you know it okay boomer you son of a this isn't the last time you hear from me next up iced tea tweet start saying iscope fact people will come into your life when they need something from you and disappear once they're done using you oh my god this is so deep this dude is 61 years old and tweeting like a 20 year old female help go clean your room low boy the problem with deaf stranding is that you're playing a game for the narrative for the environment the actual storytelling it does but to get to it you must first get for an absolute slog of UPS delivery simulator gameplay at best its relaxing at worst ruins it you don't like the ups simulated gameplay oh my god this is so sad okay so this person Gemma with a J by the way tweets out saying me to book an eye test but Specsavers keep calling me Gemma with a chi so I'm Petty and not going I'd inspects Avis UK verify Twitter page see this and reply saying sorry about that Gemma nice joke yeah no bother vision Express haha do you get it because she can't see properly so she says vision Express even though it's space savers you get it my daughter called me in her room to play hair salon and I came and she gonna say sit and wait because there's four people in front of me what why didn't you make an appointment god I mean come on your daughter's running a very important business right here you can't just waltz in whenever you want and expect an appointment just right there 70k people went almost a million hashtag Astroworld this about the dumbest thing i've read all day yo guys you seen this almost a million people wow this is crazy dude never for real how the heck do you go from 70 K to 1 million what kind of mass is that bro on August 21st 2010 I threw a message in a bottle into the ocean from a beach in Brockport's ma on October 10th 2009 that letter was found on a beach de France I am mind blown nine years okay so the letter reads hello my name is max whoever's reading this letter please write back at the address I'll tell you a little bit about myself I'm ten years old I like apples I like the beach my favorite colors blue I like animals I like cars and I like outer space please write back sincerely max and all DC is down a line is dude finally gets a reply saying hello I found your message in the bottle on October 10th 2019 on a beach in France between Qantas and Mimi's an according to your dates August 25 2009 it will have taken nine years to cover the 6000 kilometers that separates us you'd grown a lot during that time 10 to 19 years old and yeah this is pretty crazy we got a France map and you can see your bottle was found between bla bla bla bla bla all the way from Americans are France that is actually incredible bro I think one of you guys watching this video right now should print off a picture of me put it in a bottle and then frighten the see see what happens be like in 10 years time I'll get an email oh hey faded we just got this bottle here we received it in freaking Madagascar and somebody sent a picture of you and said you're a greasy fat pig and I'll be like 54 years old and uh multi-billionaire from reading tweets haha just leave a note on the letter saying tweet at fainted sad when you find this and then in 54 million years when somebody tweets us at me and I'm still reading tweets Alfred in the video eleven thousand people illegally stream the case I Logan fight by a reflection of this guy's glasses my Friendship Circle of the past few years 2016 2017 2018 2019 three random kids who made stupid videos turned into professional boxes sort out the Staples Center and felt in front of millions anything is possible Congrats to the champ care sigh I can't wait to see what you do next I fight for his tweet in because these two boys right here honestly man killing it bro and really doing great things for the YouTube scene beasts sure respect boys I left my air pod while getting sushi and the lady came back and gave it to me like this I'm screaming this Facebook conversation from the sixth grade is the reason I never shoot my shots I promise I won't tell - I'll think about it I'm going to tell you who I like yay who it is you are we still friends just please don't talk to me no this is what true heartbreak looks like safe grading he's trying to pick up girls and she leaves him on bread for like 10 months and says don't talk to me ah no even friendzone as well he's like are we still friends no God at least give me the friendzone come on Friday night plans it's no not November spongebob you better stay strong all the girls I went to high school with make this face in their pics when they're trying to be funny me taking my 3rd nap of the day while I have 7 assignments do that nights okay so this is popular TV show in the UK called The Apprentice it's basically where a bunch of entrepreneurs gone to a show and compete against each other to win a six-figure salary job as Lord Sugar's apprentice and Lord Sugar is like the Beast he is the man he is cashed bro and one of the contestants decided to tweet this out after one of the most recent shows back to rule number 1 Frick what people think about you thank you everyone that took the time to show some support for my horrific tattoos and pointing out no one has the right to judge you or your body hashtag The Apprentice hashtag tattoos - I dink and shame to life and you can see right here tattoos looking good he's flexing he got that swag but blood sugar was less than impressed Luis your tattoos tell your story what are you a Kindle you have the right to do what you want your body I've derive an opinion I say they're horrible when you're 50 on the beach you wear t-shirts you'll be an embarrassment to your kids okay boomer I don't think you're gonna be on the show much longer after that mate okay so discord tweet start saying no talk me I'm Angie so this Court's real real mad right now or something looking to you looking upset turning away from the camera never wanted to punch something so bad damn bro that's a lot of dark energy don't worry fellas it has all been fixed okay because the discord guy now has a little pizza in his hands thanks to D G or Nia is it D Johnny I don't know don't roast me God be in the hospital after breaking my back trying to carry the conversation y'all broke up five times in a row y'all can't have a one-year anniversary that kid needs to start over just like my streaks do when I miss one day anyways guys that is it for the 50th episode of how is Twitter free the series we're pretty sad lonely kid reads you tweets from his bedroom and tries to have a little bit of fun and make some people laugh it's crazy to think that barely a year ago I was like nine episodes in and the series was getting barely twenty views per video but now fifty episodes in and I've just had so much fun with the series and it's grown more than I could ever possibly have dreamt of you guys are the best thank you so much guys for making this serious possible tagging me in funny tweets at fainted sad now it's time to make it to 100 episodes although we'll probably have a celebration at 69 episodes in you already know anyways yeah as if it's video guys have you're so much thank you for supporting a series and I've seen a next one wish love peace [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,359,109

Rating: 4.9352717 out of 5

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Id: pXh6UQ-fu4Q

Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 17 2019