How is Twitter free? #119

okay so ubisoft tweet out what games will you be playing this weekend and this guy says you're a mom and then you'd be soft reply with the una reverse card that is the reverse card right hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome to how's twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out also subscribe or this roblox character will come into your bedroom and bro fist you in the forehead um you had to be there halo free release with zac efron that's a classic i wonder what he's getting interviewed about though they're like damn zack are you gonna be playing this in the next high school musical movie me to my kid hey you know a fun way to spend the afternoon origami the kid okay the result what is this bro it's just like a new dlc coming out for the avengers we have claw man it's great bro your mom's like hey wanna wanna do some origami today and this kid's like damn straight i do most kids make like a little paper hat to like a boat or something but this guy he's powerful she tried to steal the baby goat by running to the car with it exactly five seconds after this photo oh who wouldn't want to take that little goat home with them so cute girls be crying over a dude who reads a third grade reading level he's not ignoring your text he's sounding it out give him a second yeah i'm radiant bro really average instantly absolutely not talented and this absolute champ replies bro i'm a gamer my wife left me and they've got this image attached yes it is just artwork it really is uh this you and we got kyle jacobs here on minecraft and then james charles and james goes omg james i i can explain you'd be looking more swag bro carl jacobs or james charles next up linus tech tips tweets out hey soldier boy i heard you were trying to expand into gaming pcs design this for you oh my gosh that's gotta be worth at least sixty nine thousand dollars look at that not even the xbox one s could compare with this bro the soldier pc and then soldier boy captioned it you were baba boy thanks for the reply i never feuded with a celebrity on twitter before i'm looking forward to reviewing the soldier pc when it comes out i'll be first in line to buy it forget about the ps5 fellas we getting the soldier pc epic i reckon i can run flappy bird at like 60 frames per second damn son no words none girls on their period a little bleeding maybe a teeny weeny bit of pain for a day or two men on leg day horrible pain for days maybe even a week seizures hypochondria get told they walk funny publicly fainting humiliated awful sore pee blood like women possible death feels like tiny man is punching you extreme appetite debilitating nausea pain is a result of hard work not a result of inferior genetics and as well um let's just appreciate the light little caption here on tick tock suck it up hashtag for you paige hashtag suck it up hashtag for you hashtag funny that's like viral women girls men gym leg day this guy right here has just put forth one of the most political and philosophical arguments we have ever witnessed on the platform comparing girls on their period to men on leg day what about a girl on her period and a girl on leg day at the same time rip the korean baseball league championship trophy is a massive freaking sword are you joking man is is this photoshopped or is korea just awesome wow the baseball championships coming in first position we got the dinos they pick up the sword even conan got that drip at fainted sad oh damn what a beast look at that sold out what's up cutie's match this is the ideal male refrigerator all right what we got here a pepper some eggs some pints and um that's about it plain white rice in that container oh yes that is a flex size of flex baby my boy's eating good gonna have some white rice and a pint [Music] about to catch me a gf [Music] he's got the trap out bro any girl sees that what's that some kind of like coffee or milkshake or whatever some eyelashes and a hundred dollar bill come here come here come here go on i know you want it and then this guy says i shouldn't have to say this but please understand this tweet is a joke i obviously don't condone capturing women that's creepy as frick my gma saw his tweet and said it would be offensive to women so if anyone finds this tweet offensive please dm me and i'll delete it immediately this who i'm losing to on the sneaker zap on a weekly basis [Music] oh my gosh this is the level 100 hypebeast supreme boss not only is he flexing one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen pairs of jordans but he's also flexing his two gf's wow bro got fainted much ordered got myself excel in both because baggy shirts are the bruh and this absolute champ bought the light mode t-shirt and the yeah i'm a gamer t-shirt you're gonna be absolutely dripped out dude lev 100 swag rug carved into oak floor by silva apparitio i'm in love look at that guys okay but what if my dog pissed on this then what i'd start with grabbing paper towels or something i don't know good thing it's not on the carpet or that could have been a problem do you know how open unsealed wood works it would immediately soak in and stay there oh yeah would it big piss guy huh you know how piss reacts on any surface you said big piss guy huh while you out partying i was studying the absorption potential of urine in various types of wood that's right you want to 1v1 me dude kind of busy today it's my cat's quinceanera sonar damn this cat 15 years old how do you say that word quinceanera quinceanera apple maps have you like this apple maps you have reached your destination location surrounded by cartel members this is why you should be using google maps guys you're so quiet in person la mao what do you want me to do freestyle le mao i don't even know what to say greetings mr wilson i just wanted to inform you that you keep lowering my grades so please increase it that is how you get better grades in school simple just child feeling good dream bro damn people be like dreams merch is just a smiley face it's boring this you nike supreme adidas yes it's a joke mate people be out here wearing supreme box logo hoodies trying to write diss tracks on people wearing dream merch what a joke and we got a couple of deleted tweets here from dream which i remember reading at the time really funny hopefully if i read them out he's not going to go baba booey mode on this video and delete it i could draw it in paint could you also have a facility ship tens of thousands of orders have a website hire and maintain tens of people with good conditions get all the high quality printing equipment customer support etc etc draw it in paint then kind of uh reminds me a little bit of this ninja tweet to be fair i've never really understood when people flame youtuber merch or they're like oh my gosh i can't believe he's only drawn a smiley face on this t-shirt it's like bro i don't think dreams out here trying to drop the newest collection of gucci louis vuitton like dude youtuber merch isn't exactly supposed to be top tier fashion it's just supposed to be something your viewers can buy if they want to support the channel and nine times out of ten yeah it's it's probably not gonna be something you'd wear out to the club bro unless you're buying from fainted.shop but yeah if you are trying to get some youtuber merch that is comparable to the likes of supreme louis vuitton and gucci then go to fainted.shop i mean this is just a work of art right here and this oh my gosh it's beautiful asked my five-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said not a burned quesadilla because in the summer of 2019 i overcooked one side of her quesadilla actions have consequences you want to go around trying to bite people's heads off get in the back of the car punk ah man rest in peace to this guy i ain't normally one for snitching but man's got the footage cuz and this guy has been caught in 4k hd 69 69 look at him what's he trying to do bro you hungry boy [Music] also while these animals i want to say possum but i feel like that's definitely not right and i'll be getting people in the comments going that's not a person he's just hungry bro someone give him a mr beast burger zoe sugg is pregnant i can't stop crying my childhood oh my gosh bro that that's awesome but also i don't know about any of you guys who used to watch zoella or still do and alfie days but bro how old are we getting now chief i wonder what youtuber couple would be next to have kids pewdiepie anyways guys that's it for the video i hope you enjoyed and i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 184,729

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #119, fainted

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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 08 2021