FUNNY DISCORD CHATS

what do you like to do in your free time i like stalking people what okay i like listening to music i know she knows you've been listening to that sad boy hours playlist hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at the most epic discord messages subscribe right now or this discord admin will steal your ego spider in my room i named her gloria ah say hi to gloria one day later gloria is freaking dead guys my kids and killed her no not gloria it's a tragedy it really is so we've got dark here and apparently he is studying playing a game minecraft for three hours you love to see it forget about studying maths english all that lame stuff study craftsmanship on minecraft guys i made a mistake i deleted all my pictures in my camera roll and put four pictures of pigeons with hats in it i like my pfp yes it's hot it's a dude nico's baby is typing it's a trap chief sure liquistic pulling up with this they see me rolling wait i fricked up no somebody call 9-1-1 quick this is why you do not speed in your ferrari okay guys it's dangerous what is up drummer alert nation i'm your host baba bowie star in this episode of drummer alert pewdiepie beats nick acado avocado in beauty contest shocking drama alert frick wrong chat yeah you don't want to be posting that publicly in a discord server the second e girls find out you watch drama alert it's over you're banished yo dude do you think it's a goth e girl and he's got a nice little present here from santa claus ugh i hate getting school supplies for christmas f wait a minute honestly pretty disappointing from santa claus this poor dude foot is going to be getting a goth eagle for christmas but instead just gets a bunch of flame school supplies what a letdown maybe next year eh are you worth being loved yes or no and the whole circle's green so apparently yes fixed it are you worth being loved it's not red no fixed guys what the f we have a disapproving gamer hey i put my get a toaster i'm sad this is a mcdonald's what the [ __ ] yummy blue pill tastes like blueberry or red pill instantly obtained 10 million dollars yo is the red one cherry no or cough syrup just pill i swallow his glasses thousands of years of human evolution just thrown to the floor right here you've been presented with a yummy blueberry tasting pill and instead you want to eat this guy's glasses fair enough bro oh wait capital h we can build a ladder h h h h h h start climbing boys hey kids put your hands up asthma cyberpunk combat whoa what is this what the frick you guys slate the dragon already ah the server's only been up a few hours they've been watching way too many dream speed run videos bro they know all the tips and tricks all of the hacks yo um can i have your avatar for a second at gta san andreas 2009 cardi sure spoink bob got lol pop i hate my no thomas imagine being a red name lol at average shrimp at the active roll oh frick my stardew valley daughter is always sleeping the frick i've never seen her awake yeah she died f time to make another okay so next up we're in the seriously good eats channel hmm i wonder what delicacies are being posted down below that we can enjoy for dinner kittens why why in this channel no this should be in the cute channel not the seriously good eats what soda am i water [Music] really pro when it's her first time singer punjab's fagin seven point five centimeters schweinsteig two three four slash four panzer bashed clank negan wagon sauce not included what no sauce no way i will never understand this meme it's so random i love it a wild w underscore oh shang machine appeared exactly a wild washing machine has appeared bruh what that's a good thing where is madison ah stop sending random letters of the alphabet and tell me where the frick madison went b where c pinned messages stop pitting me poor dude joe who's obama your mama what what quentin you can't get mud just by begging for it true you must use brute force give me mod now brackets this is a threat yeah tips and tricks on how to get moulded in every single discord server ever unpatched 2021 he's such a little ball someday i want to deflate him what like this completion completion completion completion completion completion this is the sound your mom makes when i sex her [Applause] ouch that is just painful bro think about your own mother getting destroyed by some 14 year old chad on discord and all the while she's going next up we got a google search of 80 us dollars in euro two four nine five seven zero two four m u s dollars cubed how do you cube dollars dollars cube boom king onion may just be the mathematician of our generation this is me oh wow that's swag how much for drunks please yo rate my pc good looking pc seven out of ten thanks that new spyder power pc looks dope runs on all eight legs fast as frick i see you're lucky to have one they're so hard to find these days yep you got all the scalpers on ebay trying to resell these bad boys the brand new spider power pc intel i69 processor core power x ddd 100 free 7069. shut up we're having a heated discussion on how grew knows which minion is which he brands them with a hot piece of metal which has their name imprinted on it okay that's one way to uh ruin a nice childhood movie why would you eat coconut shampoo but it smells good what the frick so i thought it would taste good bro i can't even blame the dude like coconut shampoo does smell so fresh but yeah bad idea chief water water water water water water water okay um why guys why games more like gay mmms am i right gay merce destroyed whenever i shrunk on my tv a little kid dies near my house i've been spam clicking it all day what the frick is he all about big flex pit coming up oof parrot face reveal should i frickin face reveal omg there you go damn hottie fat bruh oh wow never mind you're a little cutie then you think guys so cute if i lock someone in the fridge would they die of hypothermia or suffocation at everyone suffocation first depending on the type of friction cooling system what about if you lock them in a freezer most of the time the air system won't be hooked up to a proper vent and they will suffocate first frieza i haven't tested oh oh no i heard moans of dino while i was sleeping i was like oh no what go broly go go oh no no no no um i am 12. what the freak dude so inappropriate yep you should not be sending that image to 12 year olds on discord bro very naughty discord moderators she's 12. she looks 12 i mean she's a goddess so she's like a million year old i don't know wait a fricking frick what is this i just realized i'm missing a whole drive sneaky bugger ran off again next up we have an image posted in the pet's channel [Music] hector this dude is vibing right now hampton hampton hampton hampton after hampder hampton the scientists are getting way too powerful bro what happened to the hamsters bro what have you done we have a new species hamper dj official left the group jx junk added the official to the group dj official left the group jx junk added dj official dj official left the group jx junk added dj official dj official left the group jx junk added the official to the group ha you can never leave i looked away for 10 minutes to do something else and then people become baba boy this is what happens when the discord mod takes time off of work bro the server just goes and they start posting anime girls all throughout the chat yeah kel don't worry i got attacked by a moth help oh no is it still bugging you if it was the king of moths it would be in a muff a key but um i have no setup for these puns to be honest i'm kind of just winging it but seriously i mopped the top at one point where you're gone are you talking to your muff i haven't seen entertainment like this since the joker pulled up at the comedy club hilarious i'll get on in like 10 if you haven't started one ten nine eight seven six five four three two minutes one oh 600 599 598 597 596 595 594 593 592 that must be so tense you'll be getting like the discord notification sound every single second notifying you of your inevitable demise the countdown is coming so this dude posts a video in the chat oh is he dead oh or she or them say o again and i will put a 0.33 round in your major arteries you didn't say oh it's okay also how do you say this guys um i'm not exactly the biggest gun and ammunition expert is it 0.33 or just 33. me says a funny joke on discord the rest of the server ignores me random person says my joke the rest of the server so funny so once this guy posts this meme someone else then steals it and posts it underneath and then this dude gets like so many reactions to people in the server being like ahaha really does just prove the meme at someone if they don't at back in 10 seconds they make this their profile picture wow at everyone lock bow box chat 600 channel locked oh no it's genius it really is looks like everyone in the sub is going to have to change their profile picture to this i don't think i'd be complaining though oh yeah the furry down oh gosh the furry's been blended up no i can't find waldo where's waldo social distancing edition social distancing edition yeah i don't know i can't find him either tough one one million dollars on the line guys can you find waldo very challenging where is he you wouldn't poop in a urinal what the frick else would you do in a urinal drink giveaway bought giveaway work on your freaking history project it's you in a day react with this to enter time remaining three days hosted by moop 20 winners what kind of giveaway is that it's even better than those 27 gift card giveaways that used to be at the start of every single youtube video you'd watch just found out that jeffrey dahmer didn't get sentenced to life he got sentenced to 999 years in jail he will probably make it he got beaten to death after two years in jail so dang what'd he do slept with some dude's wife he seduced cut up and ate 13 people yeah same thing just found out swag means secretly we are gay several people are typing markiplier is not real proof [Music] big chunks what is up drummer alert nation i'm your host killer keemstar there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox why do i see keemstar as a guy likely to do that to someone he hates anything for news let's get right into the explosion guys this is epic can we get 10 likes subscribe notifications on for the boy so my dad is up in utah for his work orientation thing right well he ordered a papa john's pizza but they had to cool and cancel it because they were out of dough what i know right imagine a pizza place running out of dough yeah that's like walmart running out of walls yeah lol or like kmart running out of case wait a sec seriously though how could papa john's run out of dough not gonna get very far as a pizza place without any dough are you me says a funny joke on discord the rest of the server ignores me random person says my joke the rest of the server me says a funny joke on discord the rest of the server ignores me random person says my joke the rest of the server [Music] and it just keeps going on and on and on now someone needs to screenshot this and uh get even more reactions in the chat lads do we get a new timetable yeah right here get it at everyone just making people aware that the image above is the strongest pun i've ever seen no special emojis i have no nitro the message below will be my discord custom status for a day hmm thinking about crap poor guy legend has after updating his discord custom status his ego left him it was too embarrassing next up we have a message coming in from freshman english teacher i will now commit mass gender bowie this guy must be teaching some pretty annoying school kids bro when you have to teach of mice and men too many years in a row when mom says no more piss she said no more because i drank all of it apricot is typing ah my friend has birthday today so we bought him 10 kilograms of carrots nice what a lucky guy dude you can only dream of having friends like this they care about you so much that when it comes around to your birthday they get you the best treats possible 10 kilograms of carrot oh yeah tasty try out on all of your friends guys i'm sure they'll be super grateful baba boy straight men twenty dollars bruh hey man twenty dollars goes a long way i can buy myself 80 cheeky nuggies with that it's wednesday my dudes no no no no on it is wednesday my dudes no anyways yeah guys i'm gonna leave it there hope you enjoyed if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe to the channel and i'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Rating: 4.9434819 out of 5

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Id: jzA1Pri99vA

Length: 17min 0sec (1020 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 13 2021