How is Twitter free? #122

what the frick do rappers be talking about this stuff is ass original syrup and sprite aunt jemima mmm tasty hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and welcome to how is twitter free the series where you guys tagged me in funny tweets and i read them out subscribe right now or this cat will steal your minecraft diamonds very legit also last episode i said i'd give a hundred dollars to ever got the most upvoted post on our slash house twitter and um this guy got it with 124 upvotes sad animator 6807. see i'm going to send this dude 100 and uh join the subreddit epic the neighbors just put the house up for sale couldn't resist checking it out on zupla that's our bloody cats oh my days dude like i i've known that sometimes cats can go into like the next door neighbor's back garden but this guy really took it to the next level and he was like you know chief i'ma pull up in the crib and actually jumped into this dude's bed i think the property price must have gone up about 50 million dollars after this bro the fact you get a free cat with your purchase great brilliant this is my cat that's not my house right are you telling me there's more than one person who's had this issue [Music] how has your cat just got up into your next door neighbor's top bedroom dude level 100 sneak my neighbor's facebook my cat not my garden he really said take a photo of my ass so her next door can kiss it oh damn girl look at that cat this dude's gonna be dropping the only fan soon huh or um maybe maybe it's not gonna be called only fans it's gonna be called only cats taken last week and hashtag not my cat spent ages trying to gently shoe it out i didn't want to accidentally lock it in but was roundly ignored in the end i had to pick it up and physically eject it it was affronted did this dude really just say they picked up the cat and physically ejected it no wonder this cat looks like it's been absolutely wiped out bro this cat looks like they've been playing some black ops 1 zombies and just got downed bro they need a revive out here chief that would explain a suspicious lump found in my bed i don't own a cat okay okay guys how is everybody getting free cats i didn't think this was normal batman except his ears work like this wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it oh look at this dude you know if batman looked like this maybe maybe joker wouldn't be trying to 1v1 him every other week bro so cute how it started how it's going what is this chief gordon ramsay in the club you know this is a piece of modern artwork right here guys i mean just look at it it's beautiful it really is don't you just want to eat this up right now bro i mean those lips mmm he tasted good no no how could you do such a thing i can't believe this dude just went ahead and ate his own masterpiece i've tried to be fair to you creatures but now my patience has reached this end tell me or i'll no not my lips not my beautiful lips no [ __ ] why please no no no what kind of i wish it mfa would touch my gum drop buttons is this the secret love child of these two yes i think it is i mean if you merge this dude with this dude you've got this boy am i the only one that thinks it turned out good all things considered usually these posts show that after is a deformed featureless blob and this guy says he still tastes delicious [Music] yep that does look like a blob bro looks yummy though next up we've got a tick tock captioned lmao omg let's take a look at this comedy shall we so y'all want to see what happens when you're in a relationship and you want to sneak out while your girlfriend is asleep let me show y'all real quick okay you get locked outside and you're not getting back in i hope you have fun out there you're not coming back in my house so no dad you're not coming back i don't care this is what happened y'all this is what happened when you want to sneak out have fun look how sad he looks bro you know after watching this tick tock bro anybody who's in a relationship right now you've learned your lesson dude don't ever try and sneak out on your wifey or you're gonna get locked outside this guy really looks like he was playing a game of halo 2 doubles on the mlg main stage and uh got killed in the last second and his team lost i mean look at the pain bro this poor guy and the way his hands up against the window he's like please baby let me let me go back i wonder why he was sneaking out though maybe there's a misunderstanding maybe he was sneaking out to go and get some like milk or something but guys we have an update video let's check it out man pull your head back all this nasty ass wax in your ear stop moving what are you crying for you don't want to go if this is nasty and you know it shut up okay i probably shouldn't laugh at that like i hope this is an act this guy you can see the tears running down his face no that man looking like this right now even putting the camera off and we've got another one oh my gosh now wait a minute me and my girl decided to chuck out our problems tick tock and me as a man is some stuff that i need to get off my chest i think i need more communication skills yeah yo why the [ __ ] is you always quiet see that's the [ __ ] problem that's why i want to be with you i know i know i'm just relying on this being an act because if it is it's so funny but if this dude actually is legit crying oh my gosh that's really sad i know an unemployed man when i see what not everyone can make a hundred dollars a month off of only fans if this is fake it's hilarious i'm a foul it's actually very real oh oh no chief oh no i hope this dude's capping how do you know yeah good point oh we've got another one dude how many is there my favorite one and you better be washing it out right too here we go he's going to be crying isn't he [Music] this is so freaking funny bruh trey song's album looking like he ain't blinked the whole time he was on camera where exactly did he go i don't know dude but yeah um i'm just gonna say i take back all of my laughing if this is actually real this is actually real obviously it's horrible but come on dude this um it's tick tock bro i'm just gonna guess this is an act for like tick tock likes in which case bravo very good acting what the frick i take a picture of this as i go into denny's and it's there 30 minutes later it's gone where the frick did the statue go sis dude pulls up into denny's right and we got the big is ronald mcdonald chief up in mcdonald's okay comes out 30 minutes later and boom where is he how have they managed to move this dude within 30 minutes i mean look at the size of him bro and the person who tweeted this got like 338k likes and um actually tagged me so that's cool oh shoot wait did someone tag fainted yes you did nice tweet next up mimila says i cannot be dealing with this right now and we've got a little tick tock video basically showing that scooby-doo is not actually real guys in the scooby-doo movie bro it was green screen wow it's all just an mlg edit how sad bruh wait he's not real no i'm freaking crying this is just anti-scoop propaganda don't believe the lies yeah they've been doing this for months and it's disgusting honestly that's right guys don't believe what you see on tick-tock all the time bro it's not always accurate scooby-doo is actually very legit okay next up we've got an uncaptioned image amazon introduces ability to pay with your hands okay we boxing what the amazon delivery person sees as they're setting down my free ps5 and 90 inch 8k tv when i tell the delivery guy i'm not paying it's a problem how are you going yeah amazon delivery driver just walks up to your door it's got like five thousand dollars worth of equipment drops it down asks you for a check and you be like there's a problem next we got a tweet from a court in 4k bro asking himself questions and answering them on instagram when are you dropping that bury your heart bro i can't freaking wait in about a week or two stay tuned when will you freak me when you file the way from australia to my city and look it's got the same profile picture uh you got gordon 4k chief bro said these boys all over me omg oh yeah list of friends this motherfreaker has that's just harsh why would he ask himself questions because this is his favorite album mellie versus melvin i don't want to flame this guy but that is a little bit sad you know uh setting up a little instagram q a and you're just asking yourself questions especially when it's questions like when will you freak me uh chief next up we got a post on internet hall of fame about to touch a stingray i should punch it though just to let it know steve irwin still got shooters out here over a year ago i threatened you out of anger over the death of a lost one a death that you are not responsible for today i've returned to make things right to end the cycle of violence it's what steve would have wanted i'm sorry and i love you water pancake and he's got a second image of him actually going to give this guy a little stroke ah wow very very mature and the way he called this guy water pancake someone slept in my homies car in the bronx last night and they left a little letter or message saying thank you for letting me sleep in your car for the night lock your doors next time just seen a motherfreaker sleeping in a car at the bronx slept in a random motherfreaker's car in the bronx last night i ordered a 240hz monitor off amazon a week ago and it didn't get here for three days after it was supposed to get here so amazon refunded me and it just showed up so i basically got a four hundred dollar monitor for free le mafowl hashtag boink gang and uh check out this dude's excel monitor for esports wow big finesse but then amazon sees this tweet and says hello we'd like to look into this personally with you please reach out to us at the following link so we can best assist shut your bra ass get scammed dumbasses oh man i wonder if amazon like deleted his account after that i doubt it because i got so much money dude cisco tweets out i need funds for my nails and jewelry sugar daddy needed and this guy says where do you live i can help with that and she dms him saying i'm in houston here you go and he sends for a screenshot of some available jobs oh that's savage he should have sent her this hey how's it going everybody timothy here and in today's video i wanted to talk about finding jobs and more specifically how to find a job quickly yep mlg tutorial thank you thank you very much anyways guys that's it for the video click on the screen to check out more and i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 132,440

Rating: 4.9705634 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #122, fainted

Id: mi17XYLCWeM

Length: 12min 32sec (752 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 29 2021