How is Twitter free? #121

yo put that fourteen hundred dollars to use money well spent bro that stimmy check be eating good we got the thunder gun and the ragi that's a pretty nice load out there chief hey what's up cuties man is fainted and welcome to howard's twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out subscribe right now for a free minecraft block of dirt very epic by the way guys i've also made a subreddit for this series where you guys can post funny tweets and special announcement guys i am going to be giving 100 to whichever one of you guys can get the most upvoted post in this subreddit over the next week so yeah if you want to easy 100 go and get the most upvoted post in the subreddit just post a funny tweet and uh big dubs i've been laughing about this for three days straight ryan was approached by a man he didn't know at school schoolboy's drawing helped police track down man trying to get into school and um this is the troy he was bold jacket pants shawzes and get ready for it police ain't gummy enemy sighted look at him that's wild but yeah i love how this guy like got like a little special thanks award that is adorable mate we have an arty steer this guy deserves to be on like a 100k years salary just identifying uh criminals and stuff next up this person tweets out king this smile like this must protect oh my gosh guys look at that smile the anime ghost smile but then underneath this dude replies my wife's smile is the what i must protect with a picture of his wife smiling underneath oh my gosh this is probably like some 45 year old dude on facebook actually thinking like this post was serious you must protect this anime girl and he's like no only my wife imagine having a wife but not an anime girl waifu like seriously bro look at this girl right here look at this anime girl bro her smile must be protected what the frick is going on in england and we got this image here captioned what do you call this where you're from scranton's or fish bits called them scrumps when i was a kid used to go to the chippy when they were closing in the afternoon got back for free and have them with salt and vinegar every so often a bit of cod in one i've just read through loads of replies surely the town in devon where i grew up danemoth can't have been the only place in the country where they were called scribblings scribbles griblings or gripples gripples scraps end off bits shut up england is the greatest country yo but as someone from england though i don't think i've ever actually seen these before being sold like a fish and chips place this is what england is like guys okay you think you're gonna come to this country and see the queen everybody's going to be very posh wearing monocles and james bond but uh the the reality is you've actually got road men and uh scraps just you wait till you see the regional battles over what this is called it is a roll okay it's a bread roll this dude says are they going to get furiously defensive about this for a week like the time we found out about their french fry sandwiches you did not just call the chip butty a french fry sandwich the english can have a little bag of the debris left in the grease trap as a treat i mean i bet it is a tasty little crunch but scranton sounds like an architectural term not a greasy snack mr grover i must inform you that your scrantons are not up to code we'll have to remove all of your griplings in order to fix them england mate england ate half my sandwich probably saved the other half for later why why would you do this the longer you look at it the more you think to yourself really really save this half in the fridge overnight waiting to work up a proper appetite so i can finish her off oh yeah guys i'm single by the way i'd never have guessed you were single with uh sandwich eating skills like this like dude this person gets so close to having a relationship with like their dream girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever until they have them round the house one time it's all romantic and everything but then the person they're trying to date opens up the fridge and they see this in there and uh the second you see that half eaten sandwich looking like this they out the door chief or maybe this dude is just next level bro and we've actually been eating sandwiches wrong the whole time and this is how you should be eating sandwiches what do you want to eat this is every relationship in 2021 you got the podcast boyfriend and the only fans girlfriend can we turn this into a copy pasta and we have a tumblr post imagine if instead of kpop it was our pop and it's from russia and you had girls all over twitter being like street and posting pictures like this and being like omg you know looks so cute russian boys yeah watch out kpop uh you've got russian pop coming for you soon the our pop stands they're gonna be taking over twitter imagine if instead of k-pop it was t-pop and it's from turkey and he had girls all over twitter being like i don't know how to pronounce that i'm posting pictures like this and being like omg yamas looks so cute bro that is uh an interesting outfit a very nicely fitted t-shirt bro looks like superman imagine if instead of k-pop it was b-pop and it's from brazil and you had girls all over twitter being like stream take a look or dare dartos and posting pictures like this and being like omg luan santana looks so cute brazil pop watch out k-pop imagine if instead of k-pop it was p-pop and it's from poland and you had girls all over twitter being like streamed your puppy and posting pictures like this and being like omg robert mount coverage looks so cute imagine if instead of kpop it was mpop and it's from mongolia i knew it girls all over twitter being like stream baba booey i'm posting pictures like this and being like omg tomobata looks so cute damn son he'd be looking swag imagine if instead of kpop it was ipop and it's from india i knew girls all over twitter being like stream bubba bowie and posting pictures like this and being like omg om prakash mishra looks so cute wow if anyone's watching this video right now it's in the k-pop community on twitter um yeah you might want to warn your stands about this there's potential competition i want to know if there's ever going to be a b-pop british pop not your everyday bike ride and we have this guy out here with some uh pretty mlg bike bike moves look at this wow guys olympic gameplay damn son how how do you do that there was this must be something like pretty bouncy wheels oh damn this dude want a rayquaza so bad pokemon emerald players will understand this meme also is it rayquaza or rayquaza i used to say rayquaza but it is what it is fainted this was how i watched the house with the free episode it was my cat's 16th birthday yesterday he got a tin of tuna he was very happy oh my gosh that is awesome look how cute that cat is love it so i think we've got a bunch of different people here running on a treadmill at 90 miles per hour first up shaney [Music] then x then hayley then daphne daphne is an assassin all right let's take a look at daphne again here she is boom [Music] bro just look at daphne okay she just looks like she's finding it really easy look at that assassin moves meanwhile the other kids are like daphne's form is just incredible in a few years i wouldn't be surprised if i see daphne getting a gold at the olympics for some kind of like running stuff someone gave me five hundred dollars just because i posted pics of myself yesterday i love being a girl cash app lol sent you 500 oh man whoever these dudes are handed out five hundred dollars for free um yeah feel free to donate to me go go to my stream link bro this little donate button dude imagine just posting a few selfies and then getting people sending you money for free that's just wow that is epic me can i go to the bathroom it's an emergency my third grade teacher spell pharaoh who cares [Music] that's so accurate you're actually like about to pp yourself in class and you're like please teacher i need to i need to go to the toilet and she's like spell pharaoh if you want to leave the class if you can't spell it correctly uh you're gonna be yourself kid my girlfriend put me in a body bag this guy gets a text from his gf saying this is random but do you like this lol yeah it looks cool i'd have to see what it actually looks like on you dang it okay this would be a wild card do you think this would be cute um what you don't no lamau oh really are you sure yeah hmm that's odds cause it seemed like you liked it on her huh what love heart how long ago is that pick from how deep in your boyfriend's likes are you chief wow wow wow this is a new thing bro honestly if it's like a troll i do find it quite funny to be fair am i the only one who doesn't really get pressed if my man likes famous women's picks he's allowed to find other women attractive and doesn't mean i'm not i'm the one he chose to be his exactly this is where you gotta have a creep account an account where you just follow ass pretty woman and your girls sexy ass friends you can like all the nasty stuff in peace while still keeping your normal account clean [Music] a creep account that is interesting texting a boy versus texting a man my girlfriend caught me in 4k so you get a message from his baby girl saying baby do you like this and he says yeah i think fashion ways it's very trendy and looks great as casual beach wear oh okay that explains why you like this instagram picture i'm glad we could have come to this conclusion as two people in a healthy relationship chief you just got caught in 4k hd i don't know maybe this is an unpopular opinion but dude if i somehow had a girlfriend right and she liked the picture of channing tatum on instagram and he had his like panties on only his panties he's flexing his abs he's looking fresh i'm not gonna care chief this seems like a pretty unnecessary way to start an argument to be honest okay baby i just saw you like this picture on instagram but we have some different opinions i honestly just don't understand why men in relationship like photos like that what's the end goal what's the point seriously this guy's going philosophical what i don't understand is why mainstream relationships be like cool now that we're partners you can't recognize beauty in anybody besides me anymore like what the freak narcissistic much guys we have a big political debate on our hands i want to see some arguments in the comments not because i particularly care but simply because if you guys comment loads um it's gonna probably get me more views more interactions and more ad revenue so yeah feel free to argue about this in the comments children please wait until lunchtime or recess to show your friends to pass and we have the too mad official n-word pass but and some kid took it to school and got an official referral student tobin offense inappropriate behavior incivility had a too mad official n-word pass card that he was showing friends in class students stated loud enough for the teacher to hear show miss broadway your card card says this card allows the holder of any race to use the n-word once per 24-hour period actions taken one day in school suspension imagine some like 55-year-old teacher sees this the two mad official m1 pass they're going to be like what back in my day the flex for kids was having like a blue eyes white dragon or a charizard card but in 2021 kids be taking in the official two mad n-word passes of flex damn anyways guys for the video i hope you enjoyed and if you did subscribe to the channel and click on the screen to check out another episode and yeah i'll see you guys on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 166,984

Rating: 4.9599967 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #121, fainted

Id: NK3bDVuOUcQ

Length: 13min 5sec (785 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 22 2021