How is Twitter free? #82

freak around and find out I'm not even joking this Ashley looks exactly like one of the newest four nice skins by the way guys I've been looking at your comments and um what is this he didn't say what's up cuties when he doesn't say hey cuties depression rate goes up by 100 percent I just come here to hear him say hey cuties and he didn't say it I feel personally attacked fainted what's up cuties makes my day my day wasn't made today Dan the whole comments section is just about fainted and what's up cheat sheets Wow guys I didn't realize how important this was to you but I'm so sorry I'm gonna do it now that don't worry mmm hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and walkabouts house twitter free the series where we take a look at the funniest tweets from all across Twitter com subscribe if you never getting really close to one mail please Brooks do men get butterflies over girls genuinely curious no not unless it's an anime girl in which case yes god I miss comparing hand sizes with a man who doesn't care if I live or die it's the oldest trick in the book men why is your bag so heavy also men put this in your bag please mom clean your room people coming over for a barbecue me looking for the grill in my room why do parents always do this it's like cream your room son the way I thought people were coming over and going in the garden bro like who's coming up to my room chief nobody thinking of him so we got a customer review here on I believe Amazon that says even I can make it work and I took the nicest picture of myself in 50 years this is this is too cute look at this guy same energy five stars just to give me now just got my fitness cap fits perfect I just love it very comfortable and good-looking for my new favorite hat of all time Anchors Away matey this is what happens when all the cute old people find out what the internet is and start leaving Amazon reviews man well forever blow my mind that there were people cutting about in 1366 drinking Estela haha Andrew da Vinci drinking Stella no wonder he cut all his birds heads off this explains it all no point studying history in school anymore guys the reason Henry DF kept going sicko mode on his wives was actually because he was slicked off his head on a Stella currently laying in bed crying because this doc donates this blood to save another pup and he looks so happy I know man it's too cute it's sooo cute go you don't know what the heck's going on yet a woman's just like oh my god this is the cutest thing I've ever seen look how happy is when perhaps in reality he's looking at her thinking give me food this is a man that knows he is finished see if you would have just ideas if this was his actual girlfriend he'd have looked a lot less guilty and this video probably would have never gotten viral smart thinking yeah no one's gonna share a video on Twitter a random couple kissing if they just think it's a normal happy healthy relationship it's just the fact that he looks so suss everyone was like okay what's going on here he gonna be at the crib like [Music] hundred percent played in Reverse but the people are walking forward and the guy behind him is putting things in his mouth not taking them out yeah I think this video is actually real man this dude has been caught like if you're gonna be cheating on your wife you probably shouldn't be going to like one of the most publicized events possible like a sporting event with hundreds of cameras facing everywhere bruh I mean he just knows he's in big trouble bro this is the face you make when you forget to save your microsoft word document for like a five thousand word essay due in tomorrow and then your PC crashes and you lose everything and it's at this same moment that she knows that everything he says about divorcing his wife is a lie how the Frick do I apply for this position Jerry head receiver please sign me up they just want to use classic moments when you're like hanging out with your distant relatives and everyone's asking you what what do you do for a job what would he do with your life well what's up kid and you're like I'm a head receiver it's pretty cool actually and they're like what no when the teacher picks the group's think of this do and in this dude replies by pretty much showing a had his tweet stolen he got like one like on the original post and then this dude just nabbed it and then the guy who stole it replies with this you can steal a tweet and it dude will put the original in your comments like relax neighborhood watch you ain't getting no girls for doing this as for certainties in life death taxes fainted posting house Twitter free a day late and people stealing tweets like May is twitter.com it really is the Wild West man I be over thinking these select all squares of vehicles if there are none click skip if you just zoom in really really close the slightest edge of the vehicle is peeking out into that next square brah sweat pores well I don't know anyone will see this but luckily that test is deceiving it makes you think if you don't get all the squares crack then you won't pass and it will think you're a robot but it's actually testing how fast you can do it if it's nearly instant then you're a robot or you're just an MLG gamer that plays fortnight for 24 hours a day so therefore has the natural reactions of a beast never check out some of these ones so what do I do in this situation select all squares of bicycles we're supposed to buy ya spray wires to skip buttons be fair sector squares of fire hydrants well I don't know why I find that so funny next up this person tweets out I love it here and some some posts underneath what what could it be so every bit of an angry Facebook post here meet Lennon from Starbucks who refused to serve me because I'm not wearing a mask next time I'll wait for the cops and bring a medical exception and then attach here's the image of the dude from Starbucks anyways this post went kind of viral I guess got pretty popular and then somebody made it GoFundMe for the dude who works of Starbucks and it's raised seven thousand five hundred forty three dollars if money wasn't a factor and you could do anything you want for a living what would it be stay-at-home dad happy wife happy life bill my two sons and daughter to be perfect youtuber sensations starting with a family vlog last child to leave timeout corner Prince 10 and thoughtless prophet and I know this is a big joke and everything but honestly I just I don't get these family channels are really don't I know a lot of people tend to enjoy them but in terms of being a child literally coming out of the womb and from day one you got some home boy filming you on a freaking GoPro especially these kids who can't even talk and say to their parents oh yeah I want to make a youtube channel it's just like well film in many ways just farted on a zoom cool and it lit my name up I've been betrayed I feel your pain it's like when you go for a meal around someone's house sit around talking the evening and try to ease out a silent one it works and you feel immense pride in your subterfuge then the carbon monoxide alarm goes off and scares everyone half to death my bro that's deep that's so deep men's shorter than 5 foot 9 a deuce 'less yeah I Martin Luther King jr. by 4 7 spongebob 4 inches tall lil Uzi vert 5 foot 4 I rest my case my boyfriend of two-plus years took me out to see the photograph last night and then broke up with me and I'm done about all the usual stuff but I cannot wrap my head around why he took me on first it's our thing amen ok ninja and shroud right now seeing mixer go down after they secured the ultimate bag look at us Hey look at us not me ninja and Shroud right now but um if you guys aren't familiar with the situation pretty much ninja and shroud got cashed out big time to go from twitch over the mixer which was streaming service and they basically signed what I believe was multi-year deal contracts so they basically had to stay on mixer for a few years I fingers like two or three it could be wrong anyways mix to the side say after shedding out all of this money which is rumored to be like in the tens of millions we're gonna close down and and now mixer is literally just pretty much game ended themselves and they don't exist anymore and because of this basically shroud and ninjas contracts become void and now they get to walk away with the entire full payment for the multi-year contract after only serving a few months and guess what they get to get another bag because now twitch YouTube are gonna probably battle-ax out to sign them up for even more money so it's like ninja please give me 20 bucks next up we have a tweet of summer gang what and underneath that's this massive text message to a big group chat welcome to the experiment hashtag one there are exactly 40 of you in here by the end of this there will be much less of you if any everyday by dawn one of you gets kicked out or executed I am the master this however is not my only account I am also amongst you hidden is one of the 40 members the only way to save yourself and this group chat is to correctly guess what account is mine however guess wrong and the account you big gets kicked out good luck and let the games begin I'm not gonna lie said she sounds and looks quite fun but to be fair I was just randomly added to a chat and that's the first message I'd seen I'd be like what bra back in January my dad tried to set me up with somebody he knows daughter I ignored it and now this so here's the text message I avoided from his dad and I'm pretty sure this thing that's been drawn over was a picture of the girl he's like hey look it's Jenny standing with I don't know Bernhard and this news dad didn't really like if I ignore it and he then says see over text message give her a call you're both bored as hell seriously she's good people and she's not going to Kui because she's old-fashioned that way as patty she wants tea and then his dad adds him to a group chat with this girl and says now you have each other's contact number cool text whatever I can figure many things more awkward than this bro the fact is dad's in the group chat as well like how are you supposed to start up a conversation with this girl oh hey babe what's up you're pretty cute and in your dad's just like son shouts out this morrison security man keeping this good boy dry he said well you never know how dogs feel about the rain I think we need to get this guy a medal standing out protecting this dog with an umbrella so wholesome maybe I'll go shopping Morrison's now it's the little things I'm having a bad day you like croutons and peanut butter right yes check your watch baby no you didn't relationship goes right here I want paid to come and deliver this to my front doorstep then you just love when your boyfriend or girlfriend leaves a nice chunk of peanut butter on your front door yes yes sex is cool but you ever heard anyone say school was dead without you after a sick day is there any greater compliment than this I think not Tiger girl you've masturbated to at lady wrestler I'm a dude oh you messed up there boss these dudes actually complaining about Jeff Bezos donating ten billion dollars to climate change because it's only seven point seven of his net worth while they donate seventy six point seven of that weekly income to only fads anyways guys that's it for this episode of House Twitter free really heavy to enjoy and thank you for taking me in funny tweets out for inside click on the screen for and check out another one and please subscribe to the channel we try to get that one mil I'm really pretty share and yeah how that's the amazing day I'll see you on the next one much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 408,755

Rating: 4.9623437 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #82, fainted

Id: 7tCEONk32y8

Length: 12min 33sec (753 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 29 2020