How is Twitter free? #113

dads will watch 40 minutes of news like this oh yes the news is so interesting very accurate hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome back to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out epic subscribe right now or ksi will come to your house in his lamborghini and steal your wife my kind of news day geologist finds rare formation inside rock that looks exactly like cookie monster on sesame street yeah science that's so weird man looks really cool though think about how long that rock was already existing before jim henson was even born somewhere out there in the world played dormant a thing that looked like cookie monster probably before the existence of cookies okay so in 2015 the sun posted we'll be having sex with robots in the next 10 years four more years until i lose my virginity i struggle to believe that the epic bo blacks could be a virgin broads no no bo blex is a professional tweet reader like me okay there's no way he's not getting laid breaking joe biden signs an executive order mandating all waterfalls in video games have something hidden behind them thank you joe thank you very much breaking joe biden signs an executive order mandating that all boss fights are preceded with an immediate save point add a health ammo drop usa breaking joe biden signs an executive order condemning camp spawning as freaking bull poop sir breaking joe biden signs an executive order requiring all tacos in video games to be petable america now i know why this guy's the new president it all makes sense if there's anything that's going to make people want to vote for you it's legislation like this yo carl jacobs can violate the heck out of me hi karina i don't know what this means looking very swag come find out oh i don't know how you did it carl extraordinary performance here thanks jack i don't really know what i did teach me please i've said it before and i'll say it again man carl jacobs he is the chad of twitter.com every single eagle on the platform wants to play minecraft with this dude can we go back to primary school culture where your rank in the social hierarchy was determined by how fast you can run no it was determined by whoever sat here oh these are classic dude but wait like why did they have those little bumps on the end i never really understood that i almost always had to sit on the wooden screw paths and had to stay silent whilst my bottom was slowly being destroyed best part to sit on in my opinion deadass found my long lost childhood best friend what the frick okay so it all begins on tinder when this dude matches with haley and she messages him saying this is going to sound crazy but i swear you were my neighbor when i was little we used to hunt bugs all the time wait i barely remember when i was little but i know i hunted bugs all the time you could be onto something long lost friends seriously i think my mom has photos of us on her facebook let me try and find him okay bed these were the only ones i could find but oop never mind it will not let me send them okay text me him and then she takes him these pictures right here and he says baba boy yeah that's me lmfa-00 they've been brought together after many many years and who'd have thought that i'd be the tinder at baby follow me for updates we're going to meet up soon and i'll tell you about it and then you meet up with her and post this wow this is epic i normally am not a big fan of the tinder app but i like this i hope this isn't set up because honestly that's kind of cute today i wasted a ps5 scalper's time in petrol and i'm so happy oh no no no okay so there's a dude on facebook i think listing a playstation 5 console brand new for 1 250 oof hi is this still available yes it's available great i'm leaving worker 30 today but i only have my bicycle would you be willing to meet me around baba booey i can get cash out before i leave sure thing cool i have a small red bike i'll shoot you a message when i get off work sounds good man hey mate i'm leaving now thanks mate and then the guys for a picture of the ps5 ooh looking fresh oh wow it's big going to be interesting riding home with that i can help you drop it at your house if you want no stress that's cool see if you can fit it in my bag you'd need a duffle bag law i can grab something from work closing shop now this should be interesting she'll write i live down near the circus really close what sort of car do you have i'm riding over to the car park i'm in a silver gulf just coming through warlord now okay message me when you arrive i should stand out orange hair red hat red bike ah crap sorry i got hungry and ordered some macca's i'll grab my stuff and meet you no worries i'll wait out here take your time all right i think i see you can you see a guy on a tiny red bike i'll stick my arm out the window hmm no dice can you honk your horn maybe i think i'm behind you yellow hair big hat [Music] gotta be clowning if you think i'm gonna pay that for a ps5 oh man oh man oh man that's just genius bro [Music] i've seen a few of these before where people like message them on facebook marketplace saying to meet up someone they never turn up but the actual execution of this was beautiful like the whole orange hair red hat red bike thing i didn't see it coming but yeah bro what if he wasn't a scalper and he just had an extra ps5 he seemed very nice even offered to take you to your house violated bro if he was just wanting to get rid of an extra one he'd sell it for retail price and not a penny more and yeah honestly i'm not so sure about being nice about wanting to drop off at this dude's house he probably just wanted to know where this buyer lived so that he couldn't back out of the deal it's kind of hard to feel bad for someone trying to resell a games console for double the price but if you're gonna be hustling um you probably shouldn't be getting outplayed by someone like this that's a rookie mistake there chief when i say match my energy this is what i mean if you know you know what's funny is once it started matching joe's energy he didn't like her anymore yeah if you guys haven't seen the u series on netflix it's pretty epic and i dare i recommend you check out hey let's play minecraft sometime huh jordan good freaking riddance so you two's tweets out saying when i say big you say chungus big bruh in all chungu's glory and it looks like youtube has dropped a big chungus youtube's toy but then this guy stick fab replies at warner brothers pictures underscore br warner channel br at warner music vr at warner play br warner bros pt and if you go to the product page it's been taken down drop the girl home after arguing and when she got out i was patiently waiting for the car door to slam the slam never came she just left the door wide open i had to get out and close it myself like a taxi man my pride would have me driving home with the door open you don't need to come down to close the door just get the car in reverse match the throttle hard so the car moves quickly then brake immediately the door will close on its own you now drive away like a badass she will put some respect on your name that would be a big flex though um isn't this that couple from modern family oh wow next up we have a video of xbox series zed concept okay so we got the xbox series zed or series z and boom whoa that is actually epic it kind of looks like a beefy nintendo ds oh my what that nanny launches among us i'm cackling over this whole ass setup booting into among us yeah i mean they try and make this look as epic as possible it's like something from 2069 and then the dude decides to load up among us like yeah that's really testing the graphics right there okay next up dantdm tweets out an epic pokemon flex and he's got a bunch of shiny charizards which look beautiful but underneath some replies of this which is uh quite unrelated you said bad words and it's a screenshot of dantdm saying frick see guys he says bad words oh man i think dantdm has just been cancelled he tweeted out the word frick oh my that's ridiculous order a mcdouble instead of a double cheeseburger take that 20 cent you save on the extra slice of cheese get you an llc start a business and make some real cheddar my middle school girlfriend is wanted by the fbi for stealing nancy pelosi's computer and trying to sell it to the russians what kylie jenner lives in a 35 million mansion and this is the water pressure all that money in the shall be looking like this okay i want to get a plumber in yo when jeff bezos makes 13 billion dollars in one day you're when fast food workers get paid a fairly liveable wage what you ordered the meat lovers baby girl come over here let's let's have a cheeky little kiss delivered in style you teenage boys need to change your profile pics from egos i keep thinking your baddie followed me and getting so disappointed when the bio says 16. fortnite player [Music] you see the profile picture and you think some really hot egos replied to your tweet then you go on the profile all like oh my gosh does this girl like me and you open it up and um it's actually a fortnight gamer no no i'm sorry mate i just i don't want to watch your fortnight twitch stream okay pal i just want to find a cute e-girlfriend on twitter bruh at my old job if you look like a nerd i'd give you the wrong flavor of ice cream on purpose just because i knew you didn't have the confidence to correct me okay i would be mad but you're only five foot nine so it looks like you already got your punishment ouch college group projects be like oh wow anyways guys hope you enjoyed the video and if you want to see more subscribe to the channel and click on the screen to check out more episodes anyways i'll see you guys all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 193,305

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Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 25 2021