CHATS #3

Hey what are you doing I just shaved my Birds do you mean beards no plug it back in who is this just plug the lamp back in please what is that Jeb Akkad Oh toast listen are you coming to pick up the kids or knots how's the diet going not good I had eggs for breakfast scrambled Reese's it's your uber I'm here is that you in the middle of the street yeah floor it message to mom Oh fine thank you I love you mwah never accept kisses from thoughts what the [ __ ] is wrong with you Brady consider this a warning oops sorry wrong person no wait please don't do this I seriously can't live without you I didn't cheat on you stalks I didn't mean to send that what you doing busy at work signing some paperwork's liar oh they weren't actually lying then message from the landlords it is clear in the lease no pets are allowed in the apartment sorry look at this dude okay I'll make an exception because he looks very polite hey you've been acting different lately is everything okay I'm worried about you thick Fork what's fake Forge it's be nuts butter please stop this you're scaring my family I'm in dire need of a bang right now like the energy drink yes Oh sounds bad out of context what do you mean Oh oh no Ryan I need your help you're a Pokemon experts hit me a friend sent me a pic of this Pokemon what's its name Slugma Slugma nuts that's a pretty good one bro crippled fat [ __ ] don't freak you bully in to this stupid wheelchair over message to Barack Obama yo money Obama what's up how dare you say that word where is your pass right here Obama sir oh I see have a good day [ __ ] John if I get 500 retweets will you stop being blind losers please John I'm not religious I don't believe in a higher power than myself explain this then atheist a bro what happened I'm trying to take my girl out to eat Simard but I'm broke bro you're good this is why friends are full right I'll take her out to eat tomorrow just met this guy he said he's an actor Jesus Christ mom it's Jason Bourne message to mother what are you shooting children use sunscreen why are you posting on Facebook about not having nuts in November if you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes call me back the neighbours kids challenged us to a water fight I'm in just waiting for the water to boil God no Polly oh hey hi what are you doing nothing you same board law sits by you farts oh my god so sorry blushes and smiles pants aggressively I drank milk today um okay whoa I think it's chyme I've taken the role play a little bit too far there I'm done selling shoes online 2003 hundreds we got a deal don't have 2,300 any lower okay if you pay today two thousand dollars I got $1,000 and a baby crocodile hey hey how's your night going my what night oh okay good night hey fam you still got that psych you fought pic there bro I deleted it all right it's cool sighs Nick you fought who's this why are you a boy or a girl I'm a grill what's your name George Foreman I thought you were a girl no I'm a grill Oh help there's someone in my house he's in the same room as me I can't call 911 because he'll hear me you do it please help let's play 8-ball you wanna hang out later sorry I don't talk to guys who are under 6 foot please mom I miss you what say you yeah I only shot at suck MA what suck ma some litt clothes over there fam oh I will never tire of sending random messages like this to random numbers it's done from this moment forward we don't know each other sorry who is this very good what's the first thing you would do if you were invisible for a day I'd probably fly to Paris find a street performing mime and beat him to death the applause he would get would be astounding Pajar and racism excuse me what you smart you very smart you a genius Thanks oops wrong person are you free today yeah trick question we're always free wipe steer eagle screech national anthem plays message from dad's on sale on Amazon $39.99 oh my gosh someone needs to cancel your Amazon Prime account you're getting out of hands that comment kind of stings but I'm not hurt no why I got me a bee suit good morning mom let's get the spreads please send me a pic of the bread you want I will see if Wilmot carries it love you so you think you can just explode on all my mushrooms without being punished man I hate the Beatles The Beatles lyrics it's okay to leave a dog in a hot car it's okay to leave a dog in a hot car oh my god is that real lyrics hell yeah it is The Beatles hate dogs them hey make the first move Knight to f3 what's your biggest fear being forgotten damn that's deep - this fish why does he look so disappointed in me please don't text me anymore who is this okay I'm gonna give this a 10 out of 10 for creativity new face filters on Instagram today this is my favorite one so far nice job team I'll be back in the morning people always leave don't get too attached stop telling people I get yearly circumcisions because my foreskin grows back mom I need $30 it's important for what well you know the usual state of Oklahoma 2995 on ebay.com not a bad deal am i right you know the more why somebody has in there hey the more interested they are in you but being said hey mm-hmm he don't leave your house today for the love of God why just don't okay tell me why you're scaring me I can't just stay inside Jordan oh my god I wonder what it could be that is scaring this guy's so much they doesn't want his own girlfriend to leave the house let's find out okay now make sense is because MattyB wraps tweeted out saying hide your girlfriend I'm headed out for the day whatever you do guys hide your wife hide your kids hide your mom it doesn't matter MattyB raps is finis steal your girl just do it did you just use a saxophone as an icon improvise adapt overcome stay we have the guys that is it for the third episode of chats I really hope you didn't enjoy and I shouldn't say a massive thank you for all the support you guys have been giving this series actually crazy like it's pretty much my most popular series at the moment which is wild and yeah pretty much love you guys so much and to show my appreciation I'm going to briefest my mic in free to one brofist anyways if you are new around here make sure you do subscribe to the channel see that miss out on the future episodes and also follow me at fainted sad on Twitter and yeah that's pretty much it guys I hope you'll have an amazing day and I'll seen a next one much love peace [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 2,976,483

Rating: 4.9398699 out of 5

Keywords: chats, texts, funny texts, funny chats, facebook, twitter, instagram, social media, funniest texts ever, funniest texts, meme, memes, fainted

Id: JipmB73GVjg

Length: 10min 18sec (618 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 12 2019