CRINGE #11

oh you tried it oh no trying to create a little heart symbol with each other's hands but instead of her doing it back she puts her thumb up if there was ever an image to visualize the friend zone this would be it rest in peace my king we've all been there hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and we're back again to take a look at some spicy spicy cringe hope you guys are all ready for this let's go subscribe our such photoshop request can somebody please remove the bubbles around the bottom girl's feet and make them better visible maybe make the water clearer to make it look more natural dude i really hope this isn't just a screenshot from some random person's snapchat story they don't even know i mean dude we all love some feet pics right but this ain't it okay so here we have an image that um i'm not even gonna describe but underneath it says i've been kidnapped i'm in a warehouse somewhere i don't know where i'm so scared they took all my money and they want more please help me click the link in my bio and subscribe to my only fans and tip me so they'll let me go they're coming i just really hope there wasn't a simp somewhere on planet earth who was like oh my god baby i i just gave you one thousand dollars i hope those bad men let you go dm me by the way i choose a high school juniors in coding and today we were making a messaging app and i needed a name for a user so a kid said try jeff and i did the my name jeff voice from vine and not a single kid laughed completely silent zoom cool after like 15 seconds one kid asked if i was okay how can you not laugh at my name jeff meme it's it's too good when you're the only one without a mask in walmart a lion amongst sheep yeah okay guarantee this was shared on facebook by like some 72 year old bloke who thinks he's an absolute edgelord american boys singer estelle says she likes to feed the ducks at the park in her free time stop making tough yeah like if you're gonna write an article lying about someone you probably shouldn't tag them in it what's wrong life that's not good you want to talk about it [ __ ] he's broken because she believed spread speed sorry force of habit 30 crazy ideas for your party yeah um i'm not gonna try that thank you very much drinking milk out of a sausage yeah surprising face jarvis with his dream fortnite crush no way dude i thought jarvis got banned from fortnite he shouldn't be allowed to have a fortnight crush no what the [ __ ] happened this is honestly what youtube fame does to you man be right back guys i'm gonna go and watch the right opinions for our video on this dude was his name nicardo avocado or something like how has this happened day 20 of quarantine me and the boys still having fun and this guy photoshops clearly himself one two three four five six seven eight times into this image and this guy says this is not social distancing unless you all live together which i doubt yeah i think you missed the point there bro it hasn't really sunken in yet that my first car will actually be a tesla nice pandemic and people dying and you're buying a car nice yeah guys sorry because of rona's season um no one on planet earth is allowed to purchase anything anymore like you're getting yourself a car disgusting about 5 000 years later archaeologists will find this kind of skeletons i'd say this is 99 accurate except um he should be wearing airpods yeah wide earphones no chance no chance what the frag she even gives him treats [Music] but yeah if you haven't tried this out with your girlfriend it's it's pretty fun activity just pull up to walmart with a leash around your neck and let her walk you around the store come on boys i know you want a relationship like this be honest tick-tock creators are pretending to be victims in heaven in a new trend dubbed trauma and yeah i think this is like an actual news article and underneath we have free images of people from tick tock and the other one says yeah so i died in the heart of course 1941. no you didn't mate like you're here in 2020 making a tick tock chill i really don't understand that platform man it's like on one side of the platform you've got 12 year olds doing renegade dances and in another you've got these edge lords being like oh my god guys this is so deep i died in 1941. pay your respect why i honestly dude i don't know how this even becomes a trend who starts this up and then it becomes like a a wave of content and everyone's like yeah i really want to do that as well seems fun nobody's attracted to me if you look at my instagram i was sexy in my 20s but as i got older i got rounder and hairier which is why my wife left me i somewhat lost my amazing sexual stamina although i do know how to eat [ __ ] pretty well i miss eating [ __ ] the most dude you need to come to the philippines after covet girls would flock all over you i'm a 4 in the us here i'm a ten they love white guys and if you have blue eyes the panties just drop to the floor and then he drops the flex pick oh my days alright well apparently the hype house have been scamming kids bruh time to expose the hypos for trying to scam kids and before you guys try and defend this guy how about you let me explain what's going on so the hype house has been promoting this hype chain that is apparently free as you can see here mr thomas has been promoting it quite a lot but here's the thing because it's a scam so first looking at it we can see that it is apparently silver plated and then it has simulated diamonds which i mean fake diamonds okay and they're trying to get you to think oh this is worth a hundred dollars but we're gonna give it to you for free so then they say okay free worldwide shipping available which is great since i literally live in canada right so now i put in some information to put toronto as the shipping address so now we're gonna go here we're gonna click continue to shipping where you're gonna put in the shipping cost and wait international shipping 21 i thought you said free international shipping and turns out there's a just pay shipping scam where they take a percentage of the shipping money as profit thomas you're a piece of [ __ ] oh man that's the worst thing i've seen throughout this entire episode dude this has been going around on instagram for a long time now where they've got these swipe up to get iced up guys go on swipe up on insta you know you want to get your free chains they're so freaking sick dude if you want to get istep all you gotta do is swipe up supremepatty.com all chains watches accessories are free swipe up swipe up wait mom i can actually get a free diamond hype chain no way the only thing you're gonna get for free in life is heartbreak yeah just wait for that one next we got a tweet from full guys and they say just fyi if i see you replying to our tweets with rule 34 full guys art 18 plus i will hide your tweets and block you i'm getting a lot of dms on my personal account asking to be unblocked and saying they didn't know it was a problem this is why we can't have nice things [Music] dude please tell me this is a joke like i really hope someone isn't out there making full guys fan art of like these little bean characters and trying to turn it all sexual and stuff ah i could kind of understand the craze of people being like really into fortnite ass like if you actually look at the fortnite characters they do be built kind of thick though but these full guys dudes no no that that's honestly like you're doing very well imagining things there at that point what annoys me is i dress way better than most of these freakers running around out there but these douchebags still get the women took this a while back of some goober and lame-ass shorts and high school kind of sh with this cutie 3.14 i guess you gotta be an [ __ ] to get women these days i mean he's saying he dresses way better than everyone else but dude i don't want to be that guy but like maybe if you weren't wearing a fedora you might get some more [ __ ] we just got this guy minding his own business walking around with his girlfriend wearing a hoodie and shorts and this dude's like look at this freaking goober in his lame shorts what a joke can't believe he gets all the girls ugh and then someone in the comments says yo big smoke needs a girlfriend dude he actually does look like big smoke now i look back at this oh my days it's gotta be big smoke angelina jolie proves she's just a regular mom as she takes daughter vivian to pick up school supplies but does so in 700 designer slides dude it must be so trash to be a celebrity like you can't even go to the store without having some random paparazzi taking a photo of you and then you get a daily mail article written about you like it's literally just walking to the store probably to buy a pint of milk my husband of five years bought me reddit gold for our anniversary my five year wedding anniversary of my husband was last week the traditional gift for five years is silverware i wanted a new set and i told my husband which he could get me as a gift i knew he wanted an apple watch and bought that as my gift to him on the day of our anniversary i logged onto reddit to find dozens of my posts and comments guilded i found it odd as i don't post terribly often and the gilded comments were old it's also the first time i've received reddit gold when the time came to exchange gifts he gleefully opened his apple watch and began setting up i figured in all the excitement he forgot to give me my gift so i gently prodded him he told me to check reddit ladies and gentlemen my husband gilded me 24 times as an anniversary gift he's a bit of a jokester so i figured my real gift was coming but read it it's been a week do i say something by the silverware myself some combination of the two i feel if i don't say something then the cycle will repeat itself five years with this dude and his gift to us like baby imma treat you some reddit gold you're so lucky to have me this actually terrifies me though can you imagine committing yourself to somebody in a relationship for five years of your life only to realize that that idea of a gift is reddit gold bro anyways guys that's it for this episode of cringe hope you enjoyed click on the screen if you want to check out some more and i'll see you on the next one have an absolutely amazing day much love [Music] peace [Music] you

Channel: Fainted

Views: 991,977

Rating: 4.9701686 out of 5

Keywords: cringe, awards, cringe awards, cringetopia, funny, funny moments, reddit, memes, subreddit, r/cringetopia, cringe 11, cringe #11

Id: vp3RvjJIhOc

Length: 11min 31sec (691 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 28 2020