FUNNY TINDER POSTS #3

hey sexy I'm horny so uh when do you want to smash when works for you let me ask my mom what haven't we matched before yeah we did why did we unmatch her we went on a date must have been a very bad dates me trying to figure out how to start chatting with my one tinder match Tino twenty-two years old graphic designer hmm I wonder how this graphic designer skills could come in handy for this guy's tinder profile page [Music] if we get married and you live longer than me I want you to have me cremated then mix my ashes with chili powder and eat it all so I can tear that ass up one last time when I die I want that joke to be buried with me so that no nasty rat ever again me deletes tinder jutsu never getting matches me can't meet anybody IRL jutsu poor social skills redownload tinder tinder you could not live with your own failure where did that bring you back to me Rachel 23 psych major 5 4 5 and this has to be one of the greatest profile pictures I've ever seen although I must save that a TV stand looks rather unstable how did you come up with putting a recipe as your bio so they can enjoy two snacks at once I just slipped because of how smooth that was smooth like butter Mindy 19 years old account run by Mindy's boyfriends but I need someone to take her off my hands she's on my last nerve there you go guys have you're sick and tired of your girlfriend you know what to do install the tinder app match with some random bloke and then just ship her off and you don't have to worry about her anymore hey you look like you're really sweets or a massive troublemaker now I'm just sweet long good answer what's something you've done before that you'll never do again reply to your messages did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine not because you're a snack but because he looked like the type of girl will do anything for one pound 25 you're not wrong hey sexy hey how are you really horny low how about you I'm good just relaxing in a hot tub right now dang really that's hot still not sure if you're a bot or not say watermelon for me watermelon low all right I'm convinced I don't like movies lull ah shucks they're too long hard for me to pay attention well if you don't like things that are too long I'm just the guy for you prepare yourself do you notice the similarity between me and your exams what they're both hard and they'll pass quickly but you got to take it first first off my brother found a way to change my name my name is actually I love peep skating anime and having fun with friends right now you know the filter is pretty obvious right like you're not fooling anyone finally low somebody notices i've had this seventh year old man trying to me for like four hours now okay sis dude matches with somebody called chi-ling hey what's up laughing my ass off just in London at the moment what about you not much I'm just chilling Wow okay you just did that when you get a brand new message on tinder wait hold on a second just when I thought I'd match with a really hot girl to be fair this is one of the most heartbreaking things that can happen to somebody you open up the tinder app think all of a sudden oh my god I finally got a match and in realize it's just tinder messaging you saying yo what's up dude you want to upgrade your package send us some money man that hurts that really hurts it's the hope that kills you I bet I can scare you off in two words try me I'm bold it worked I'm now one nil is this a dude using the girl filter seventh person in 147 this is for a research for UT sociology final dope bro you could still get it still get what you know what I mean very bold of you drunk huh don't tell the cops I already did sad not the people I wanted to handcuff me tonight oh my god yeah my dad was really excited for our dungeon time tonight Ana 20 years old for a cheap price of $399 I'll dress up as your favorite anime character and beat the [ __ ] out of you if this girl didn't live on the opposite side of planet earth to me I would be sending 399 dollars to her PayPal right this instant just drop the hot new single it's me I now single thank my ex for ghosting me I'm legally deaf it's not a joke and then this dude messages her saying you sure he was ghosting you you just might not have heard him sorry if that's too soon it was just too good of an opportunity sorry I just got a sickness for that thickness are you calling me fat what the actual cut wolf this didn't go as planned I'm single not looking for a boyfriend hit me up for one-night stands hi yes I'm looking for a nightstand my room is a cool gray do you have anything I would complement it I haven't had lights in my room for two months need this nightstand honestly who would want a one-night stand when you can upgrade the interior of your bedroom instead you know 50 cent Frosty's are back at Wendy's and guess who has one dollar I'm vegan all right I'll keep my meat to myself then it's not just meat bro it's dairy products too all righty then you can't suck on my toes either no milk for you now let's get down to brass tacks where's the best place to hide a body no no no you murder and hide at the same time go hiking and push them off a cliff oh okay I see what you're saying next topic date ideas I was thinking we could go hiking wonderful idea let's see who makes it back whoa I think I just fell in love nice to match review hell yeah your interest seemed pretty on par with mine can we skip the small talk and just go skating at a park then cuddle and we bowed about anime sounds awesome honestly Wow I really wish girls like this actually existed on tinder I never thought I'd see a perfect girl on tinder but this this is something incredible okay so this guy matches with a girl called April and any messages her saying no it's May you're the 17th person to make that joke since I've been on here don't think your original hon you're boring nope it's May Hannah 21 ski instructor have W tattooed on both ass cheeks so when I bend over naked people say Wow Kate's 27 I prefer chicken wings over drumsticks and I like the yellow starbursts more than the pink I strongly believe pineapple belongs on pizza and tacos aren't just meant for Tuesdays I like to leave parties without saying goodbye not because I'm rude but because I'm tired I already have a Netflix account so be a lot cooler if you had Hulu I can watch horror movies alone so if you want to exchange passwords and never actually meet I'm cool with that too well if it means I get a free Netflix subscription why not let me just super like this chick real quick okay so this guy matched with a girl called Karen you're so cute it's scaring me huh I tried to make a pun out of your name but I guess you didn't care enough to know says what roses are red violets are blue I don't smoke crack but sometimes I do roses have Reds I can't tell if that's a joke I'll roll you a blunt as I don't have the budget for coke roses have red it was really a joke I'll take the Smirnoff you can do the coat roses are red I've only done coke twice Smirnoff is a key but how about the shiprock ice roses are red this is quite the task should we end the rhyme I thought I'd ask roses have Reds you can quit if you'd like to but I have this motto I won't finish before you do stand out with super light your free times more likely to get a match but wait a second free time zero equals zero presses nurse cool button sexy nurse voice can I help you I pooped my pants again I need you to change them and the sheets immediately god dammit ask me if I'm a penguin ask me if I'm a penguin ask me if I'm a penguin ask me if I'm a penguin seriously ask me if I'm a penguin asked me if I'm a penguin god please ask me if I'm a penguin Congrats you've asked me for a mum straight are you a penguin no I'm not but thanks for asking now off please think of your brain cells before you do this it must fry them so severely tell me something weird about you my dad was a drug dealer and he was abducted and murdered when I was six years old tell me something worried about you I snuck under my house as a kid to eat dog biscuits I think you win I'm looking for the perfect husband but I have some requirements virgin no alcohol no smoking no drugs all food must be made from scratch I must approve of all expenditures over $100 must be willing to have at least free children must be a full-time husband and father I choose our friends the woman of the house is the final boss in all the sessions well if I she refers to herself as the final boss you know you're living a great life when your own girlfriend is the final boss of your existence are you a bot or real you're almost too pretty would Abad send you that what is that okay so I need you guys to take a look at this guy's tinder profile picture and yes Connor twenty-two years old just trying to wingman my mates in the photos hit me up if you're keyed on any Tiffany 18 years old and most importantly she's a model but seriously if you are a model you probably wouldn't be on tinder but that's just my opinion if you ain't tall don't give me that call if you ain't rich I'm with you bit if you don't got a 4.0 why are you even trying though if you ain't Asian you don't fit the equation I'm joking I have low standards and I'm desperate anyways guys that's it for this video I really hope you have enjoyed and if you did feel free to jump into the funny tinder posts playlist because there are some photos for you to watch if you are new around here mmm not to be cheeky or anything but dude if you enjoyed this video make sure you drop a sub because it's gonna be brand new episodes coming very soon and you don't want to miss that and yeah anyways have a great day guys and I'll see you in the next video much love peace [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 2,013,909

Rating: 4.9468055 out of 5

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, funny tinder posts #3, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, tinder conversation, tinder cringe, cringe, funny, posts, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: _JjxW-tROk4

Length: 11min 18sec (678 seconds)

Published: Thu May 30 2019