How is Twitter free? #111

when you shoot your shots use both barrels so it begins with a new york post tweeting out exclusive kim kardashian and kanye west are getting a divorce she's done and this guy says here if you need me at kim kardashian and then under the same tweet he says here if you need me at kanye west he really doesn't care one or the other baby i gotta say if you're shooting two shots man you have more chance to hit helps with cuties my name's fainted and welcome to how it's twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out bro subscribe to the channel right now and donald trump will give you his anime girl twitter switching from kim's divorce to kanye smashing jeffree star to civil war within six hours parkour that literally just sums up this uh website so well so this week on twitter the love story of karina kopp and carl jacobs continues karina tweets do you want to come visit me in la i call jacobs karina i will walk there send eta i'll be on my way as soon as i finish watching your fantastic facebook gaming stream ladies a and gentlemen make it let's go damn carl no matter what happens this is for you big dubs just hold on i'm coming home hey drake [Music] wow he really does look a lot like drake not to alarm anyone but okay we got vaseline nice pure petroleum jelly original but what is this we open it up and it's airpods wow that's awesome built myself a little smart mirror what is this that is so cool how do you even do that man what it's far from finished still have to add touch screen capability then clean up some and he's attached to video let's check it out what a flex dude what a flex bro imagine you bring a girl back to the crib or a guy if you're into whatever you're into you bring your anime girl back to the crib okay and she sees this mirror in your room yep you're getting laid right there and then ah would love to do this with the fellas yes please sign me up baby pulling up with the boys at the spa bringing a couple games of chess just enjoying the warmth of the water vibing with the homies and then of course the competition i can't talk right now i'm doing hot girl stuff okay nice little binge session of barbie the princess and the i can't even say that word barbie in the diamond castle barbie mariposa barbie princess charm school just barbie movies for days dude what are you saying guys you had to choose out of one of these barbie movies which one are you gonna go for i don't think i've ever watched any of these but um i'm quite intrigued by barbie princess charm school low-key though can we just appreciate whoever is like the ceo of the barbie brand be making stacks they've made like a thousand games and a thousand movies and a thousand toy dolls out of this brand big stacks um what do i say and they got a little instagram dm from donald trump is twitter down for you this is for the k-pop fans who consistently trolled him and he replies anyways stan jungkook mom the k-pop stands for calling me a local and then some dude replies with this meme trump gets banned from twitter trump only fans announcing my only fans a youtube video from donald j trump yes please king let's go he do be fake i'd pay very good money to see that this motherfreaker played the biggest reverse uno card never forget when i lived in florida i was talking to this guy and found out he had a gf i found her insta message messaged her we met up took a selfie and posted it to frick with him he screenshotted the selfie and posted it on his insta and said both my girls looking good for real and this is it what a flex class in session write your notes boys that really is the best reversal you know i've ever seen bro like these girls really thought when they met up and posted a selfie together this guy's gonna be like oh no my girls know i'm cheating on them they're gonna break up with me but instead he sees it and uses it as a flex pick on his instagram and the best bit is after he posted this picture on his instagram story he probably ended up having more girls in his dms being like what's up like if a guy's in demand he's in demand i got a horny motherfreaker in my sights and i'm locked on they thought they got his ass motherfreaker really sad call the ambulance but not for me something about this photo that always bothered me is how and why the frick they got free phones between the two of them yeah i didn't notice that actually okay if anyone's gonna have two phones i thought it'd be the guy who was cheating on these girls i'm getting this girl pregnant i don't care and i believe this is a pick-a-date little google form that his girlfriend sent him pick a date since my baby deserves a day out create your special day and i'm on my way i'm jealous already when are you free january 14 15 16 17 19 january 21st to 24th or over where do you want to go beach water sunrise sunset picnic date thrifting date mystery dates i choose snow road trip drive anywhere for the day museum or art dates botanical gardens hike zoo slash aquarium or other what is your starbucks order hot slash cold and food what do you want to eat choose on a day off or be surprised or plan ahead do you want your sucked yes yes with whipped cream and what would make this day even more special for you and he gets to put in his little answer how how is this possible how have you managed to find yourself such an incredible partner bro please wife this girl up i'm so happy my man doesn't have twitter right now copying this and acting like i'm creative and thoughtful bye yes yes with whipped cream oh bravo this would be me telling the guys she's the one oh man this posts like this which just make me think when is this gonna happen to me dude however if you are someone who's in a relationship which i very much doubt because you're watching a fainted video i would say it'd probably be a good idea to copy this and try it out on your boyfriend or girlfriend and i'm sure they'd appreciate it very much you don't have to do it exactly but i quite like this the little google doc for picking a date very wholesome i am lost for words so here we are on the train and take note of this keep this seat free to maintain social distancing when possible okay and then on depop we have this someone trying to sell it as like a a bralette or crop top i don't know what you call it bro and they've titled it social distancing children railways crop got a few of these can do different sizes message me before buying or with question slash offers 15 pounds to buy and if you notice this is from chilton railways okay and then this dude sees the tweet and tags chilton railway and they reply hi there thanks for letting us know about this we've raced to the relevant team how is this app free i need to know specifically what relevant team deals with this i work in social media and relevant team in this case 100 means there's no one who deals with this but it's definitely not me i mean on one hand i do want to say i kind of appreciate the hustle but on the other hand probably not the best thing to be taking to sell on your depop page bro no way so this guy posted they gave me my stimi that's all i wanted with a little selfie underneath and then um plot twist i think he might have been one of the dudes who stormed the capital all for that stimulus check baby this man risked his life for the stimi he deserves every penny mother freak has really just dm'd me to promote under here and thought i was going to be grateful for the opportunity to make ten dollars freak out of here him with his homies after getting the stimi [Music] used his stimi to get some nivea for his extra dry console next up we got an image from video game edits the white house washington dc us team deathmatch inside the black ops 2 theme tune music no freaking way so i believe this is on live television news and uh we got this when the imposter is sus okay yeah i'm not sure who rocked up to the capital flexing that but i kind of love it imagine walking through an apocalyptic hellscape and then seeing this tattered rag of an image on the dusty ground as you only wish for one more day getting a lot of twitter followers right now i might not be who you're trying to follow you're looking for the former president not the hearthstone player just spitballing here but maybe if you tell the writers to stand down they might listen they seem easily confused dude he plays hearthstone not league of legends bruh you can't even do this stuff on gta how'd they go to a government building and get a one star they had to put on a wanted level down cheat code ain't no way speaking of corp's husband talking about the cologne he uses sold out i decided to see on amazon and then go straight to the reviews corpse anyone else just get it because of corpse husband corp smells so good corpse smells amazing that's all i gotta say i would recommend this 100 a little pricey but it's worth it i feel bad for someone who doesn't know who corpse is sees the perfume of five stars and checks their reviews only to find and assume people are talking about dead bodies yeah so i think uh corp's husband was basically talking on stream or something about what cologne uses and then his fans proceeded to go and buy all the stock on amazon just to get a little taste of what corp smells like definitely could be confusing for someone who doesn't have any idea who he is on amazon and all they see is corpse smells good okay sprayed on the dead body lovely i met jeff bezos in a store i laugh at him because he only owns 170 billion dollars in stock none of that is liquid i explain i'd angle a 20 bill in front of his face you ever seen one of those you're freaking poor i spit on his shoe and his employee licks it clean we've made the decision to remove the pog champ emotes following statements from the face of the emotes encouraging further violence after what took place in the capital today oh rest in peace pog champ we want the sentiment and use of pog to live on its meaning is much bigger than the person depicted or image itself and it has a big place in twitch culture however we can't in good conscience continue to enable use of the image oh my days rest in peace dude rest in peace anyways yeah guys i'm gonna leave it there hope you enjoyed and if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe to the channel and i'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 336,069

Rating: 4.9730396 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #111, fainted

Id: Pf6VjDl761I

Length: 11min 43sec (703 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 10 2021